>Get my cat a high-strength catnip bag >Put some near her and she sniffs it >Just turns to look at me like I'm retarded
She gave me the same look when I put a cucumber out to see what happens. At this point the internet has made a serious dent in my cat's estimation of me.
>Cats aren't perfect angels. Some aspects of them are kind of trashy, but really only if they're feral. >NOOO YOU ARE SEETHING AND HATING CATS!
Shush lady. Dinosaurs had feathers.
I wish I was there
what am I seeing here?
Lots of fluffy catters
Wtf???? Nerve gas?
What would be the most efficient method to exterminate them all?
We will tell you but only if you drink a gallon of bleach first
>bark bark
>seedstein, we need to make sure they don't realize featherberg was behind that post
>what do you want me to do, rabbi?
>how good are you at barking?
Flamethrower. Extreme heat is bad for the ‘mosis living inside those vermin
Burn yourself alive
nothing beats the feeling of having over a doze cats swarm to your legs each one vying for your attention
A dozen rabbits vying for your attention
Imagine the smell.
that man got trampled by those ribbits
>Get my cat a high-strength catnip bag
>Put some near her and she sniffs it
>Just turns to look at me like I'm retarded
She gave me the same look when I put a cucumber out to see what happens. At this point the internet has made a serious dent in my cat's estimation of me.
One of my cats goes crazy when he smells weed
Why do these cat infested shitholes always look so bleak and barren?
Cats are something like the mammal version of a pigeon
They mooch off pests and garbage but only contribute to the problem, to guarantee their survival, and breed persistently and prolifically
omg go to /misc/ with you hateful speech and leave the cats alone
Why do redditors seethe so much about cats?
>Cats aren't perfect angels. Some aspects of them are kind of trashy, but really only if they're feral.
>NOOO YOU ARE SEETHING AND HATING CATS!
Shush lady. Dinosaurs had feathers.
well yeah they were just big birds
i wonder if the meteor was a lie to cover up giant cats exterminating them
the fucking tail
>everyone i disagree with is paleoschizo
I thought redditors worshipped cats.
They do, anon has no clue
>when you spill a gallon of milk
My cat is dead.
Lucky
Imagine the psspsspss and the mrrrps
Do you think they could cause a mini earthquake with all their purring?
Imagine the smell