Is there a reason why so many guys get GSDs and all these macho breeds?

Is there a reason why so many guys get GSDs and all these macho breeds? Why don’t they just get a pug or a smaller breed/medium size breed?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don’t they just get a pug
    Why would I get a dog that can't even breathe?
    Hearing the sound of suffocation gives me no pleasure, I'm not a sadist.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Small dogs have high pitched barks on the level of a crying child. It might make a women feel like they have a kid but men like me find it extremely annoying. GSDs are large dogs with deep voices so she's more like my best buddy than a child screaming for no reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what does this say about big dogs that have higher pitched voices, but not too high?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Huskies are like independent teenagers who need a good dicking to stay in line.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when small dog people say "you need to be an awesome dog trainer like me then small dogs are great" i get the feeling that the extremes of dog ownership attract insecure people with something to prove
    >look at how i made this obnoxious shit most people struggle with perfectly behaved
    >look at how i control this 200lb beast

    i don't really consider a GSD macho either, it's the 3rd most popular dog. they're golden retriever sized. 30 to 100lb is the normal dog range and exceptions are only made for extreme breeds in there, like border collies are extreme for a 30lbish dog, pitbulls are extreme for a 40lb dog, and the "tactical" malinois is extreme for a 50-80lb dog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is hard nowadays, but everybody is trying to be. look what tattoos used to mean, and now every 115lb liberal has some gay nerd shit tatted on their arm.
    People also like big dogs since they intimidate people.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don’t they just get a pug or a smaller breed/medium size breed?

    dunno but for me it's anxiety inducing to ahve smal dogs around. it feels like you're always just one bad second away from stepping on them and hurting them. a dog should be reasonably big imo, al least 15kgs or so. that aside, GSDs are just peak family tier dogs and any boy/girl who grows up with one during their childhood will be better for it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People are too afraid to get a Dachshund because they know they could never fight a badger themselves. So, they get some weird shepherd because they feel like they could probably handle watching sheep fuck, or whatever shepherds do.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're cooler, way smarter, and can run and hike with you. Simple as.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because larger breeds are more attractive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That looks a lot like the mother of my puppy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't this the dog that was railing his owner almost daily? Kaiser or smth like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not Kaiser himself but really good guess on who was posting it kek

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don’t they just get a pug or a smaller breed/medium size breed?
    Why don't you just get a cat, if you want something small?
    Pugs are cute, but they're cute in a "hahah, man shouldn't play God." way.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Larger dogs are generally smarter and more “self training”. Smaller dogs are naturally obnoxious and neurotic and higher maintenance. Its only compensation territory when the dog is an aggressive breed.

    I almost fell for the HURR SMALL DOG BIG DICK meme but its cope. Small dogs are cheaper but way worse to live with. They just aren’t as intelligent. Can’t hold their piss as long. Are always going to be more fearful no matter what you do. You really might as well get a cat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you suck at dogs and have a small dick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I dont want an animal to be my primary hobby that needs constant cate and training to act as calmly as a generic 50-70lb mutt. When small dog people go on about how they’re hardcore trainers and SERIOSE DOG PPLS they start reminding me of the small dicked “real mans dawg could rip yer poodle apart and needs to be dominated by a real alfa bro” retards.

        Basically dogs attract a lot of hardcore dicklets who are offended by the idea of getting a pet that doesn’t need an mk ultra program to chill on the couch. Regardless of size. I was always more of a cat person but calm, non aggressive large dogs are generally the best ones just because they can take care of their own affairs better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn
          you sure are obessed with dicks

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats what small dicked people say when you call them out

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              t. dick expert

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                all my boyfriends have had tiny peckers what do you expect

                you interested in being my next one?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're awesome breeds.

    The thinking man's dog of choice is whatever dog that is smart enough to fetch h a beer after work.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have small dicks and need to compensate with a big dog. This is common sense.
    >pug
    But no. The thinking mans dogs are terriers and not genetic abominations of man. High class women may enjoy a sighthound from time to time.

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