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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We have yet to unlock the full potential of the mushroom... they are so much more powerful than we realize, I think.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    feeds it a dead dog

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna grow shrooms in my home. Which one is a cool one that I can have in a medium size tank?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's couple species that glow in the dark. I've always wanted to try growing some of those.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These ones are natives from caves, right? I assume I'd have to keep them cover during the day otherwise the sun might harm them. Where can I obtain these?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are algae plants or not?
    what the frick is algae?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These guys are amazing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really is weird to imagine this being just a SINGULAR being.
        Almost every big enough to be seen by the naked eye is made up of thousands of smaller living parts but not this bad boy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        big olive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple we uh eat the scarlet rot.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yet it still goes great on ma burger

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic.
    Both a plant AND and animal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what is it?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the Shroomjak? Good days

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Recent science has discovered that shroom colonies can communicate through electrical impulses in their root system.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did these people change your lives, anons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When McKenna talks I don't understand anything he says, I suspect it's really just gibberish. Very pleasant gibberish to listen to thought, it helps me sleep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, McKenna's work really struck a chord with me. Most of the stuff is so unbelievable, but it makes low key sense and I want it to be true.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name this one, please

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tod.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      richard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a psilocybe, bro. It's some species of mycena. It might give you the ass-waters if you eat it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like beside my path.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it ain't a meat then explain why it tastes so good in a burger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because mushrooms are superior to plants and animals

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > high school understanding of biology
    Is pic rel a plant to you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god you're so smart! Bless us with your wisdom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not OP but i just spent 2 hours sperging out on eukaryote evolution and yeah, im gonna call red algae plants

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i REMEMBER ....being ... a mushroom spore
    traveling back through ... time ..and space

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am the mushroom

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hallucinogenic fungus is a giant underground predatory fungus discovered in a cave underneath North Carolina.

    Most of its body is subterranean, with only a few inconspicuous mushrooms sprouting over the surface to spread airborne spores. These spores produce vivid hallucinations upon being inhaled by other life forms, and the hallucinations are specifically tailored to lure victims towards the entrances of the nearby caves. Once inside the caves, the victims remain still, dreaming of lifelike situations while being slowly digested by the giant fungus. After a few days, nothing but clean skeletons remain of the victims, and even their clothes are consumed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I want to die

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You already died this is a mushroom hallucination

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If this is the best the mushrooms can come up with I'm extremely disappointed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ayys.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sup, shroom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      :solves the traveling salesman in your path:

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gtfo my scalp please

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *shoots spores at your face*

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what is it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By the sacred rules of 20 questions it must be a mineral

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a house for little blue people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're bugs. Their cell wall is made from chitin, the same material as the exoskeletons of ants and wasps.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >car are rocks, their exoskeltons are made from metal, found in rocks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            heh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yea cars basically are just a very specific kind of rock if you think about it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >apes managed to shape things found in rocks to such precision that it allowed to contain thousands of small explosions every minute using refined fluid found in the ground made up of dead dinosaurs allowing them to convert chemical energy into kinetic energy
          Based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Based

            And yet still make food and drink from a fungus poo, and one day will be consumed by one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >made up of dead dinosaurs
            you lost me when you entered fantasy land

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually true though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want a mushroom computer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fungi, they're their own thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Highly derived stem-animals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is daemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're just their own thing, they're not plants and their not animals. Although they are more closely related to animals than to plants, despite their appearance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Weird to think we have a common ancestor. Animals evolved a single internal food tube as their digestive system. Fungi evolved an external network of tiny tubes as theirs. That was the evolutionary split billions of years ago.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are some pretty weird but simple divergences over time that have led to wildly different groups of organisms from the original common ancestor. For example, in the simplest way of putting it, this is the fundamental difference between the group that includes vertebrates and the group that includes arthropods and mollusks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nature

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chicken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could argue that they are large bacteria due to the similarity of certain bacteria strains breeding.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    definitely ayys

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