Is it okay to let a doggo lick your face?

Is it okay to let a doggo lick your face?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you own a dog, you have to assume its anus has been on every surface in your house. Same with cats. Bed, couch, countertops, your own toilet seat - pet anus has touched it.

    That being said, coming to accept this, it's safe to let your dog kiss you on the mouth. Dog's tongue has been on his anus, but guess what? So have your plates and silverware. It's all anus, all the way down. So, you get comfortable with that fact or you don't get a dog, it's as shrimple as that.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol what is this thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, this is okay. I deep kiss my dogwife every day.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't encourage but she'll do it if i sleep in too long and she needs to go out. happens rarely so it doesn't bother me.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they can either live in rural places or can afford a house outside of them. If I had my own place I would totally a donkey. Also a higher intelligence corresponds to weirder fetishes, Notice how you almost never see any black furries.
    T. Hispanic

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How did you somehow miss the fact that bestiality is largely practiced in brown third world countries?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brownies are smart and treat animals like animals i.e. they put them outside and treat them as property and not like surrogate kids and fricktoys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reality check b***h
        >Brownies have poor hygiene and poor education so animals are even dirtier than them and they can't figure out how to make them tolerable to live with
        And yet they still frick goats!

        Then they come over here and suddenly their dog is indoors and not literally encrusted in shit. They also gain a stronger hatred for bestiality. This does not seem to be a race issue, but rather, an education and wealth one.

        Low education = ignorantly abusing animals
        Low wealth = unable to care for animals

        And then we come to the only one who is really genetically inferior here. You. The /misc/ack chud. Small in brain, smaller in chin, shoulders narrower than his worldview, stature as short as his list of personal accomplishments. He hates anything he can associate with the modern world because he thinks if women and coloreds didn't have rights he'd have a better standing in society. Instead his boss is black and his foreman's mexican. Lol.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          inb4 /misc/gay says something about trannies, israelites, or women

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          calm down yt, go frick your dog to relax

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >its the heckin west!
            >chinese and korean upper class increasingly against dog torture
            >unbound by anti-western contrarianism, korean upper class against dog meat entirely
            >wealthier people more likely to restrict meat intake and support animal rights
            Successful and educated = more liberal

            Brown people arent “sane” for abusing animals whitey just fricked their civilization up to make cheaper tshirts and bananas so they lack the societal facilities to behave sanely. Sorry people would rather be friends with dogs than a polgay. I don’t have problems having indoor pets, human friends, and human pussy but then again everyone i know is a lefty and right wing chudcels might see the dog as strong competition.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              lmao yt SEETHING
              didn't read either of your posts btw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i got btfo t. ugly white kid
                K.

                I’m black.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whites are smarter because they rather treat a dirty animal better than a shitskin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fricking your dog won't make the white race come back

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you're white and have empathy for at least one animal so you must frick th-

            https://i.imgur.com/C6LhMy8.jpg

            [...]
            where did they post their skin color?

            https://i.imgur.com/hL2rdve.jpg

            [...]
            https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbzqvv/colombia-donkey-fricking

            also bestiality is banned in all of western europe, only slavs do it

            Sorry lol no nice try

            Treating animals well is just how educated and well off people behave. Fricking animals is by definition abusing them which is how poor and uneducated people behave. It's very simple math. Poor and uneducated = not cognizant of the consequences of their own behavior. It's like learning to talk, if you don't, you dumb for life.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no,unless you are a white woman
    then it's only natural to go far beyond it with the doggo

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbzqvv/colombia-donkey-fricking

    also bestiality is banned in all of western europe, only slavs do it

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    where did they post their skin color?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no, let him lick your hand not your face. nasty

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. They eat their own shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't coprophagia a sign of either stress or disease?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or being a lab or beagle. So ye disease.

        No. They eat their own shit.

        t. Immunelet

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Letting a dog lick your face shows trust and will permanently give you a strong bond with them, you should let your dog french kiss your face at least once in your life.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sure it is

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you open your mouth and let them go wild.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The weak immune system fears the doggo kiss

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Open wide mein freunde
    *squats over your face*

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dogs mouths are cleaner than those of american women (both eat shit btw)

    Then again gorillas eat shit and they’re pretty healthy. Maybe we should all eat shit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes. pic related is me after taking the brownpill

      if you eat a good diet shit is actually as healthy as any other food

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gigachad. Take the turdpill, virgins. How can you say you love someone if you won’t even eat their poop?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to strengthen your immune system go ahead.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    I have an actual immune system unlike the aids patients that post here between dickriding sessions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I have an actual immune system unlike the aids patients that post here between dickriding sessions
      hahahahaha

      this, seriously though

      there's no danger in letting my cute little puppy lick my face when she wants to. she is the cleanest animal in existence, her saliva has absolutely no smell and her breath doesn't smell like anything either.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wypipo french kiss their dogs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why yes, how could you tell?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is how he says good morning to me and thank you after i give him his meal.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find it endearing, and I have a strong immune system, so yes,

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I taught my pup not to do this, and sort of regret it. tfw no dog kisses, ever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My sister did this to her dogs and if anything they're more annoying now. They still have the urge to express affection but have no release so they just urgently press their wet nose into your face until you shoo them away.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should only lick your genitals

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my face?
    no

    maybe yours, but not mine

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