Is every dog capable of being trained not to bark regardless of its breed or temperament?

Is every dog capable of being trained not to bark regardless of its breed or temperament? I mean in general, not counting unusual cases of fricked up individuals.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I teach my dog to bark. I say "speak up" and they bark their fricking head off, the kind of noise you can feel inside your chest. Then I say quiet and they shut up again. t. big woof user

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs bark, it's what they do. Refusing to let your dog bark is animal abuse. Letting your dog bark after 7-8pm is another story but shit owners will always be shit ownerd.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ive had good success training "vocal" dogs to be calm and quiet in an apartment setting
    you need to make sure you meet their exercise needs and also make sure they feel comfortable secure and at home where they live
    it also helps to have sympathetic neighbors.. my dog howls sometimes for a few minutes or barks if he thinks theres an intruder (these rhings happen less than once a month and eplisodes dont last more than 5 minutes)
    my next door neighbor loves me little dog because he doesnt have any kind of security system and if my dog starts going mental he knows something is not right
    a lot of curmudgeony people wont tolerate this but frick them
    you have a right to make some noise in your apartment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you make noise in an apartment you remind the bitter poors that they never worked hard enough to earn the privilege of peace and quiet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh maybe but not really
        im pretty well off and own a "peace and quiet" country estate and also rent a city apartment
        neither are ever 100% quiet
        the apartment is obviously louder
        neighbors, street noise, emergency services, whatever
        i literally hate people who move in below me and expect me not to walk around or make a single sound ever..
        but the country is only margianally better
        people are always doing renos, yard work or riding atvs and dirt bikes out there too
        i guess you could totally isolate yourself on a forested acreage in the middle of nowhere but i like community and being within range or stores and services
        >something something society!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt it. Even if you're a great dog trainer some breeds will probably still act up when you aren't home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wauf only owns ubermensch collies and huskies so they have no idea how stupid, obnoxious, disgusting, and bad smelling actual dogs are.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had to train my dog how to bark and howl.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    larping toxobrain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My husky is quiet but I’m intelligent enough to own one unlike normgroids

      [...]
      Just like you totally poisoned all the outdoor cats, right schizo? Can you decide if you hate dogs, frick dogs, frick cats, or hate cats for more than one thread? Thank frick deranged people like you never leave their mothers basement. Eventually you’d shoot up a parade or something
      >agent, yagotta believe me! they wuz barking dogs with outdoor cats! i hadda!

      stay mad

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are some where it's onlt possible to discourage barking. Like scent hounds and huskies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My husky is quiet but I’m intelligent enough to own one unlike normgroids

      [...]

      Just like you totally poisoned all the outdoor cats, right schizo? Can you decide if you hate dogs, frick dogs, frick cats, or hate cats for more than one thread? Thank frick deranged people like you never leave their mothers basement. Eventually you’d shoot up a parade or something
      >agent, yagotta believe me! they wuz barking dogs with outdoor cats! i hadda!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huskies are literally the most normie dog you tard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No

          Doodles

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how about you cut his vocal cords? i wonder why no one thought of it before. we cut dogs their tails, their ears, their balls and ovaries, so why not do the next step and shut them up for good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where did your reaction come from? I don't understand it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Sadly some people are actually less intelligent than the dogs.

      All of that is animal abuse. If you want to do your nation a favor spare the dogs and do it all to communists instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's illegal under animal welfare and cruelty acts/laws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's illegal under animal welfare and cruelty acts/laws.

      They do it to some hunting dogs in my state.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fricking lazy ass degenerate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I wish this was mandatory for owning a fricking dog. Every fricking house I've ever lived in has that neighbor with a dog barking nonstop at night where I can't get any fricking sleep. Then some apartments where they run nonstop in the apartment above me. FRICK PEOPLE and their stupid dogs. Would much rather them just have some fish, lizards, or at the very least a damn cat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Apartments
        >Dogs barking
        >APARTMENTS
        Sounds like a poor person problem. Poor people are poor because they are unintelligent and prone to violent crime and other objectively degenerate behaviors. They also tend towards low levels of empathy and social responsibility, as these are strongly enhanced by higher intelligence and therefore the cognitive capacity to consider the consequences of your actions even if you never see them.

        And like clockwork, the poor person endorses horrible, abusive acts towards dogs when the real problem is poor people are about as good at raising dogs to be responsible members of society as they are at raising their disrespectful, criminal children. How about instead of complaining about each other's pets, you just all kill each other and the winner gets a free house? We could dedicate the then useless apartments to a nature preserve.

        >Poorgays be like:
        >We should cut the legs off every fricking h*rse i am so sick of these vile creatures stomping all over the floor above my apartment
        >*breeds more aggressive, louder horses* no they protectin muh fuggin property
        >never once do they consider that they are too poor to own horses
        Oh wait that doesn't happen to horses because they can't fit in a honda civic LMAO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Poor people problem
          >Anon thinks that every country is the US where majority of the population lives in houses
          >Anon doesn't know about places where population is so dense that only 0,5% richest people can afford a house
          Typical American homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We call you europoors for a reason. Stay mad, baby.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are the europoors in the room with us right now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what if instead of inflicting a barbaric surgery on every dog, we just didn't let poor "people" own animals? i live in a neighborhood that's not even that rich. the average house is worth 300k-500k, and all my neighbors have large dogs. i can count the number of barks i hear each day on one hand.

        if you are so bad at managing your own life that you live in an apartment for the long term, you shouldn't be trusted with someone elses existence. not even a kid, really. poor people are also known for their excessively loud and destructive offspring.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree with that. How about an animal owning licence that's ridiculously expensive so only the elite can own them. I'd be much happier if people didn't have animals at all. It's only just slavery to them anyways. At least the elite can give them land to freely roam on.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's simple enough and many shelters already do this. If you do not have a home with immediate access to a private fenced yard, you can not have a dog. Period. This should really just be the law. Of course burgers would never do it because keeping animals properly is insufferably white and such restrictions set an implied socio-economic standard. I have, unironically, seen articles in major publications asking people to consider if hitting your dog is really abuse and consider that it might be fine to chain pets outside because brown people do it all.

            >it's slavery
            In a wolf pack, the average lifespan is 4 years, and the wolves are slaves of older wolves. Dogs evolved to live alongside humans and enjoy much cushier lives.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no pets in apartments
            no pets in rentals
            no pets without private 6ft+ fenced area
            legal to frick your dog as long as you marry them first
            it's a misdemeanor to have pets that accidentally escape more than once
            it's a felony to purposefully set a pet free or knowingly allow it to roam, resulting in a lifetime ban from owning pets

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