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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cellar spiders and harvestmen are both daddy long legs

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The place is already occupied, sorry mate

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    besides being a Brown Recluse what is this dude?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cellar spider

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda just let em do their own thing. Not like they're doing anything to me.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these things, the fricking die if you breath in their general direction.
    I don't want spider corpses and condemned webs all over my house.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think they're cute
    they have sadcat eyes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. pholcidae and sicariidae have normal alignment of the eyes like other arachnids do. Other spiders have chaotic eye sights with lateral eyes and median ocelli having their roles inverted.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they gonna watch you jerk off?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love these little homies like you wouldn’t believe. They take care of stray mosquitos for me and in turn I make sure they stay warm, hidden and in as little risk of being accidentally squished as possible

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally grew tired of the two spiders in my room and vacuumed them up. I'll leave the next pair alone for another 6 months.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've become fond of these guys and false widows, their cobwebs snag a few stray asian ladybugs that phase through my walls in the fall

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those frickers are so OP

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean 'invade'? I invited him and he lives next to my couch now, watching American Psycho with me

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I leave them alone. Saw one kill a really nasty looking different spider before.
    If they're killing ugly dangerous looking spiders, they're ok by me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I always leave their webs, too. You'd thing these webs are lazy, but they confuse other spiders so they get tangled. Almost never had any other spiders inside since I started to rely on their webs. And they're slow. Also, you can ackchyually people who confuse them with opiliones.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPIDER IN MY ROOM

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick these guys always shitting out cobwebs in my home.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them, actually.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are literally a thousand things worse than these invading your home

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rips your legs from your body leaving you as an immobile stump
    More like daddy no legs

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have bunches of them in my garage but Im ok with it. Id rather have them chilling all over my house eating other bugs and spiders tbh. I leave them alone, unless they make webs all over something I need to get to.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it literally can't harm you in any way.
    >oh noooo it has legs noo it's slowly crawling ohhh what will I dooo
    Grow up.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm allergic to the dust in their webs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        genetic dead end. bet you can't eat cheese either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pussy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the dust is in their webs, it's clinging there from the air flowing through it.
        AKA, clean better you dirty ass b***h.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dust every week. Sometimes the cellar spiders get in a weird corner. I just spray them with lysol and wipe them up inside their own webs lol.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats bugs
    >looks cool
    >doesn't bite
    she can stay

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just leave them alone unless I have to move them. Recently, I found one in a teacup and just left it by the plants until it crawled out.

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