Imagine being scared of spiders

Imagine being scared of spiders

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a little scared. I was bit by a black widow one time and the symptoms were very unpleasant.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

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    I think bringing politics into this is moronic but trying to associate over-the-top and irrational fear with right wing politics is a common left wing thing.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

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    >If you aren't afraid of spiders you have no threat recognition
    If you are afraid of spiders you have dysfunctional threat recognition

    Think of it this way:
    A normal functional person is a wolf. They bark if a genuine threat enters their territory, and if the threat doesn't leave they tear them a new one.
    You are a chihuahua. You endlessly screech at everything that moves and incompetently handle the smallest threats while not doing anything about the sizable ones.
    A leftist is cattle. If the farmer shot its friend in front of it, it would just act sort of startled as long as the noise wasn't too loud and then go back to eating grass.

    Basically it's the line between someone who thinks shit is gross, so they pick it up without getting it on their hands, and someone who runs away screaming if they see a turd, therefore continuing to live in a world where there is still shit laying around because of their "superior threat recognition". So you have an unscooped litterbox and a yard that's 80% turd 20% grass and I live in godly cleanliness. That is the difference between you, who is afraid of spiders, and me, who catches them and sets them outside.

    You lose.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

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    You think this is political?!
    Holy frick....

    I've literally never seen spider catch an insect inside my home. They just walk around or chill in their nets but the net is always empty (because I generally don't have insects inside) so spiders can just frick right off

    They don't leave their webs full of dead shit. Spiders are fastidious creatures and spend a lot of time cleaning themselves and their webs. If you have spiders they are eating something. If not pests then they eat each other and limit their own population.
    I let spiders have full freedom in my house now and I don't have to deal with any insect pests anymore. Even when flies get inside I don't have to sit around with my salt gun like I used to. The flies just disappear by the end of the day. Spiders are bros.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

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    NTA - I am not a leftist but i have 4 pet tarantulas.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate spider season so much. In the last 4 days I've seen 3 house spiders, is brown recluse another name for it or a different thing altogether? Have to sleep with a cat beside my bed just in case. No idea why I'm such a pussy about it. None of my family have arachnophobia.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine being scared of spiders

    I can't.
    I don't get small-arthropod phobias.
    I can relate to people scared of elevators, or driving at night, or airplanes, even though I'm not afraid of those myself, but I can understand. Those could be seen as hazardous conditions. Which is not the case with a single small spider. Body-invaders: yeah.

    I don't necessarily hate on people who are simply afraid of spiders or snakes (or even PICS of them ffs), but when they kill them on sight due to phobia, they're fricking mental paranoid psychos in embyonic form, two rungs below actual voice-hearing homicidal maniacs. I know the type. They still may end up doing useful work for the community as a whole, but they're usually impossible people to be around because they're typically "me-firsters" and everyone else is slightly less important than they are.

    In fact a good Level 1 filter for determining whether someone is generally cool or a prick is to see how they react to seeing a spider IRL, and whether they want to literally kill it or not.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiders have potential to be poisonous, and even if most aren't, that self-preservation instinct kicks in when you see one. Some people just have that instinct stronger than others.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be terrified of them but since I started coming here and discovering that I love all of God's creations. A few days ago I found this little guy

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to imagine

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know, right? They are fascinating creatures. Would pet and cuddle them if it were possible...

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that I'm scared of them, I would love to not be, I think they're pretty dope in theory, but the sight of the frickers just creeps me out. The only thing that every alleviated it a bit was when I lived in a dorm and the girls around me would get me to get rid of tiny little ones in their rooms, weirdly seeing people freak out much worse made me feel less scared myself.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      But how did you get rid of them if the sight of any spider creeps you out?

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a minor fear of them once.
    Now I don't have any fear. I make friends with a bunch of different spiders now.

    >Just playing with my bold buddy w minute ago

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most I se are very poisonous, I once found a coin-sized Chilean recluse in my hair

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    *squish*

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be scared of them but I realized that they just want to be left the frick alone and create their cool webs and they kill all the annoying flies so I'm cool with my spider bros now

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except when they crawl inside your clothes while you're sleeping and bite you with their dirty fangs and you wake up with itchy purple welts all over your body that take months to go away. There's been an explosion of these little "noble" widow frickers all around my house lately.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the vast majority of people with aracnophobia are very aware that it's irrational, but it's a phobia, they can't really control it.
    moron pussy:
    >EWWWW A SPIDER
    >KILL IT ITS SO UGLY I HAVE ARACNOPHOBIA
    >KILL IT OMG
    Aracnophobe:
    >hey can someone come take this spider out I can't
    >yeah i just start hyperventilating and shaking if im holding it
    >yeah i know it won't hurt me homosexual I can't control it
    >no moron don't kill it just take it outside jesus
    Such is life.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>yeah i know it won't hurt me homosexual I can't control it
      some spiders are venomous with very painful or life threatening symptoms
      if one isn't a spider expert you can't tell whether the little fricker you just dicovered under your bed is dangerous or not
      better to just avoid all of them, simple as, nothing irrational about that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same anon as

        I think the vast majority of people with aracnophobia are very aware that it's irrational, but it's a phobia, they can't really control it.
        moron pussy:
        >EWWWW A SPIDER
        >KILL IT ITS SO UGLY I HAVE ARACNOPHOBIA
        >KILL IT OMG
        Aracnophobe:
        >hey can someone come take this spider out I can't
        >yeah i just start hyperventilating and shaking if im holding it
        >yeah i know it won't hurt me homosexual I can't control it
        >no moron don't kill it just take it outside jesus
        Such is life.

        . Your words would be wise elsewhere in the world but I 'live' in the UK.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is 50,000 spider species described.
        Less than 30 of those species are medically significant.
        You don't need to be an expert because you probably already know which ones in your region are worth keeping an eye out for.
        Calm the frick down with this "unless you're an expert" bullshit. People like you are why people are still afraid of every spider they see.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Less than 30 of those species are medically significant
          >medically significant
          funny way to spell "deadly"
          nice try mr. spider

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The overwhelming vast majority of spiders aren't deadly for humans. Sure, a bite from a big Tarantula will hurt as hell, and some of their poison might make you feel funny for a day or so, but in general there's nothing to fear if you don't provoke them and just leave them alone. The net benefit having spiders around your house/property outweighs the negatives.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've literally never seen spider catch an insect inside my home. They just walk around or chill in their nets but the net is always empty (because I generally don't have insects inside) so spiders can just frick right off

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've literally never seen spider catch an insect inside my home.

            Have seen plently webs with prey on it. All the annoying shit like flies and mosquitos are getting fricked by spiderbros.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're an adult with at least 90 IQ you probably recognize the dangerous spiders in your area. All of them.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't want them in my mouth when I'm sleeping, I don't think that's asking a lot.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      But laying my eggs in your warm cozy ear canals is fine, yeah?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you be ok with one of the tiny ones crawling into your lungs while you're asleep?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want a spider's cloaca in my mouth if you know what I mean

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont. because spiders dont have a cloaca.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do they have then?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit meant for

          i dont. because spiders dont have a cloaca.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          An epigynum

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            So it's on the middle of the abdomen, huh. I always sort of thought they fricked through the same orifice they shoot silk from.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's a lot going on with spiders.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, and the anus is above the spinnerets even if the pic looks like it's under.

                And here's what the epigyne roughly looks like in some spiders. Two different kinds

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                So I could techically frick a spider girl and lick her human tummy at the same time. Pretty cool.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or you could put your dick away.
                That's usually the best option in most situations.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No way. As a true representative of the HVMAN race, my only two options upon meeting a new race are to either kill it or frick it. I don't think trying to kill a giant spider woman would be a good idea, however.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/h9XvVYL.png

                So I could techically frick a spider girl and lick her human tummy at the same time. Pretty cool.

                No wait that's a bit too far actually, my neck isn't that long.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think this has been proved wrong a plethora of times

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plethora

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ? k

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're bad at English

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