Imagine being an Inuit armed with just a spear face to face with a bear standing at a height of two adult men

Imagine being an Inuit armed with just a spear face to face with a bear standing at a height of two adult men

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn 360° and walk away

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MR HICKEY WE'VE GOTTEN LOST ON THE WAY TO THE TERROR THREAD AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I watched this show on a stream with Wauf back in the day and fell asleep at the start of the last episode.
      How did it end?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you run into this bro, what do you do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What in the actual fuck is that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based on context, what do you think it is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how they ruined the tuunbaq. It's supposed to be an immortal invincible ever encroaching spirit of vengeance, not a fucking bear with down syndrome

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i liked that it was a more tangible grounded creature as opposed to le invincible spirit, made the whole thing felt more organic, but i can see why some would disagree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i liked that it was a more tangible grounded creature as opposed to le invincible spirit, made the whole thing felt more organic, but i can see why some would disagree

        I think both adaptations are good. In the book where you have more space to describe it's presence it works that Tuunbaq is more supernatural. In a show where minutes count and the CGI budget is low, it makes more sense to make Tuunbaq more grounded and real

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She cute.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They hunted bowhead whales with pointed sticks in hide canoes.
    A bear is small time.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows eskimo are dexfags.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are manlets really this fearful of size

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      99% of this website has never been in a real fight

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do they taste good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine being an Inuit
    >diet is 100% raw meat
    I cannot imagine a more based existance

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      according to that one anon they must have the biggest souls of all people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there's historical accounts saying that some of the tribes fucked their dogs but the dog had to enjoy it and it was done outside of the igloo so they didn't make a mess, or the elders would be extremely angry.

        that one anon's system is definitely 100% based on this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine that gainz. Is the Inuit diet achievable natty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nah, myth partially, southern tribes get to eat some berries in summer, nothern may only get a bit of kelp year around i swear

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i could take out a bear with a spear. just circle around it and jab, jab, jab!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you just have to move quicker than the bear so it wouldn't break spear or your spine with one blow and that's it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >break spear
        Good luck with that. Medieval people hunted bears with daggers kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and jab, jab, jab!
      um actually it 2022 and you have to have your 2nd booster done already if you want to up to date sweety
      COVID is no joke

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity's superpower was ranged attacks, the bear would be dead before it got close enough to harm anybody

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bow OP pls nerf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >taking a photo because he killed a manlet bear
      what a shitter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Polar bears have been getting bigger for decades.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post such a shitty picture?
      Anyway yeah this is more of a "imagine being a polar bear having to fight a human armed with a spear" kind of scenario.
      Nothing the polar bear has comes even close to the lethality of a steel spear. It's not even fucking close.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what the shit, how do you even draw the bow more than a couple inches with arrows that short?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because he can't draw that bow further than just a couple inches. Just look at where the arms of the bow actually start bending.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I looked it up they use like an additional bone fore-shaft , I don't think they're attached to the ones he's holding in his hand but you can see one protruding out of bear's ass.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That makes a lot of sense actually. I doubt they had access to lots of flint or steel/bronzes so bones were the next best thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I imagine even wood straight or long enough to make arrow shafts out of probably isn't too common either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the harshest climates in the world
                >hosts the largest carnivore in the world
                >almost no resources to make weapons from
                >btfo polar bears anyway
                Humans are a little ridiculous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mongolians made laminate recurve bows from bones and horns, held together with the melted and rendered bodies of animals. Making bows out of bone and driftwood isn't really out of the question. Intelligence is OP.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the thing I read also made the excuse that they had to using more binding techniques because they didn't have enough fuel to waste on making animal based glues.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i shoot fragile as fuck carbon arrows from a powerful as fuck 80lb compound bow and haven't broken or lost any of my 5 (five) arrows in 7 years. i imagine straight-enough wood treated well would last a very long time especially if you just want to hit minute of a bear.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I imagine they would last a while. But I've never went looking for an arrow in several feet of snow with a crust over it, shot untreated wood arrows, or had one snap with some kind on struggling animal or hunted as general livelihood, or had to live in 5 months of dark. I think I'd be really far out of my depth.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have comrads and spears can do some fucking damage. The bear should be afraid of you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a lose-lose situation since the bear dies from stabby stabs but it'll go apeshit and you'll die before it bleeds out
      but the only one smart enough to know that is the human so human gotta run

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it'll go apeshit
        No, it won't. Predators don't have that "I'm taking you with me" mindset.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Retard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >what is adrenaline

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They probably won't charge at a group of people and it would probably be startled and freightened if it gets a sharp pain out of nowhere. Although I've heard that Soviets in the Arctic were told you could empty a Kalishnikov into its chest and it wouldn't die before it mauled you to death but I think that's if you're alone more than anything.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what is adrenaline

        There are bear hunting videos on youtube. The normal pain response of a bear is to stop, drop and roll. They ignore the hunter after they've been hurt and go into full panic/flight mode.

        They probably won't charge at a group of people and it would probably be startled and freightened if it gets a sharp pain out of nowhere. Although I've heard that Soviets in the Arctic were told you could empty a Kalishnikov into its chest and it wouldn't die before it mauled you to death but I think that's if you're alone more than anything.

        >Although I've heard that Soviets in the Arctic were told you could empty a Kalishnikov into its chest and it wouldn't die before it mauled you to death
        People put down huge grizzly bears with a few rounds of 9 mm
        Any Kalashnikov you use would rip a fucking polar bear to pieces and destroys it's soul, eternally banishing it to the oblivion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qC4H2ez.png

      NOOOO NOT THE HECKING POLARINO

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