Im the worst mommy ever and I cant help it

I’m the worst mommy ever and I can’t help it

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen - show me the bottom of your feet

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How tall are you and how many pounds do you weigh?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guessing yours died? It's very very common with this breed. RIP

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say "show titties" but considering you're a gross dog lady I don't wanna see em. I bet they suck. Im only here cause it was on the home page and I saw a woman was posting, fuck you bitch.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s crazy is the deaf baby is alpha
    She’s trying to run shit
    If other dog sit next to me she is spaz mode
    My other doggo is being very patient and understanding but would probably flush her down a toilet if she could

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aussies aren't aggressive
    >be me
    >at petsmart
    >talking to a lady who has her aussie walking around
    >ask if i can pet them
    >just as i am asking, the dog bites my fucking hand
    >Yell at that aggressive little rat and it hides behind her legs
    >Wauf aussie owners: pfft.... foolish ape... they aren't aggressive. if they were aggressive you would be six feet under. gay. aussies could pwn u.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I knew an Aussie (rip) was old could barely hear or see and still was pissy and aggravated all the time. Owner said it was an old age thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*Aussie*~~
      >Reality: Toy Aussie Mutt, Mixed w/ Terrier [Admitted by OP]

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about an actual merle collie australian shepherd not OPs dog

        I've never been bit by an ACD

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Collie Australian Shepherd
          Ok.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >little rat
      >guard dog breed can't kill me

      So, you got bit by a Pomeranian/Aussie Mix? You are also retarded.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was either a puppy nipping or not an Aussie, kek.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aussies are like 40-50lbs. So yes rat. My dog (of the superior colloid breed) is 65lbs (very lean) and I still consider her small. Most women could pick her up.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re new here aren’t you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been around on/off for 10 years at least Idfk and I don’t care. Just funny that greaseball creeps call me new as if that would be a bad thing. I’m genuinely ashamed I’m here sometimes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just funny that greaseball creeps call me new as if that would be a bad thing
        What I was implying was that if you weren’t new you wouldn’t be surprised at the reaction or replies here, not that it was bad or whatever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My apologies.
          This board isn’t my stomping grounds. I forget people here can be nice. Just went on offense mode.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you hang out on /LULZ/ right ? go back
            ヽ(`Д´)ノ

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea assholes you had me all scared my dogs gonna go blind and have seizures.

    ACD have speckles
    Jesus Christ go to hell you idiots that freaked me out made me question myself for no reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek at Reddit-tier anons saying your ACD is a Merle. The absolute state of false flaggers.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any mommy who gives their kid cheese pizza is the best mommy ever.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT an ACD tries to blend in with fellow collie-types, only to be mistaken for a pit bull and attacked by other dogs.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Merle
    >Deaf
    Next comes the heeler aggression, please be careful; most women are shit handlers.

  12. 3 months ago
    Rocky

    It’s a blue heeler/Australian cattle dog…wtf are these dickswabs talking about Merle and seizures?
    Stop wishing my dog to die pls I lost one this summer and it was too much

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merle_(dog_coat)
      Dumb whore.

      • 3 months ago
        Rocky
  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your heccin' pupperino is next.

    • 3 months ago
      Rocky

      My god. I hope that goofy looking dog is ok. I have seen my dad have a seizure and certainly wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

      Also I’m pretty sure that coloring is just how many heelers are made. This isn’t some genetic malpractice at work.

      My pooper that died couple months ago looked like that at a younger age and then her coat changed.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >merle
    >this optimism
    I was in your position once, may you have the luck I didn't OP.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >retard gets novelty dog and doesnt care enough about it to research it at all and then feeds it shit i wouldn't eat myself or feed to my goats OR my children, more at 11
    post webm of first seizure please

    • 3 months ago
      Rocky

      Not my first “novelty” dog
      Whatever the hell that even means

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purebred dogs are in fact novelty unless you aim to put them to work, but I feel like working dogs would rather be fed shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BS I have a dog that works and eats pizza and all type of snacks bc I have no self control
        Yes she’s going on a diet soon

  16. 3 months ago
    Rocky

    Sorry for uncropped sideways pics

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACDs are based

    • 3 months ago
      Rocky

      Yes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cutest dog i've seen on this board till now.

        • 3 months ago
          Rocky

          Thank you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >walking my dog in the park
      >see a guy walking his australian cattle dog
      >dog starts growling at mine
      >i try to pull mine away but it breaks free and attacks the other dog
      >both dogs are biting and clawing at each other
      >blood is everywhere
      >i try to pull them apart but they're too strong
      >finally the other guy is able to pull his dog away
      >he looks at me and says "better keep your dog on a leash"
      >i just stand there in shock as he walks away

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >at the dog park, all dogs off leash
        >my dog is playing with an ACD
        >"australian" shepherd comes up and bites my dog for no fucking reason
        >my dog screams and jumps away
        >ACD growls at the californian collie and chases it off
        ACDs are based. AS are cringe. don't get them mixed up, australian shepherds are actually hippy gays from california.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Australian Shepherds are actually mistaken for Australian Cattle Dogs, but I can see how people might think that they are. Australian Cattle Dogs are known for being the most aggressive of all the Australian collie dog breeds, so I guess it's not too surprising that people would think that an Australian Shepherd would behave the same way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Australian shepherds are the most aggressive of all dogs considered "collies", since they were derived, in part, from australian cattle dogs, and the aggression is needed to drive stubborn cattle.

            It's like a staffordshire fucked with a pitbull's buddy situation

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Australian Cattle Dogs are considered high-strung and may be prone to aggression if they are not properly trained and handled.

              Aussies aren't derived from ACDs either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, anon, they are. That's where they got the name. "Australian shepherds" were created from a stock of spanish, english, and australian herding dogs, and behaviorally they converge towards the ACD due to being designed for the same stock on the same terrain. Nippy, aggressive assholes with a husky-like stubbornness streak.

                Pic related is the australian australian shepherd and the closest thing to the aussie's ancestors today.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, ok. You're delusional then. Got it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the diversity of (hot) takes on the Australian Shepherd on here is mind altering. ACD/Koolie/Kelpie being somehow related/similar performance wise to the AS is a new hot take to me. Previously, these breeds were said to by far outperform the lowly, dumb, disobedient and fat AS. in any case, pic related, the Proto-AS.

                aggression: whe a mid sized dog is aggressive you'll know. an AS may give a dry bite when it's space is invaded perpetually and aggressively, like any dog. that's that. if it wanted to hurt you, you'd be in hospital. kids that were to be attacked by an AS would not end up with an accidental scrape but with a lost limb or dead like they do when a pibble gets them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                People confuse ACDd for ASs?
                I’ve always been about adopting but then I adopted an ACD and I don’t want anything else I just want more.

                Furthermore - they’re not aggressive. The most aggressive dog I ever met was a fucking shorkie - he was cute but bit my face 2x - once when I was just asleep
                I don’t blame Harvey but I had a big talk with my brother whose the owner

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >once when I was just asleep

                there is this german case from waaay back in ye olden DDR tymes where a girl was alone, had a seizure, and her Dachshund/Dackel/wiener hound bites her face off. the dog started licking her at the hands in order to wake her but as this didn't help, it slowly escalated to more "painful measures". really a sad case. the girl was disfigured. the dog was put down.

                Superior ancestors can have inferior descendants, as evidenced by you thinking an aussie can't be dumb if its ancestors were smarter breeds.

                I mean your parents were smart enough to breed and here you are making excuses for a genetically fucked collie mutt that's the #1 choice for dog karens

                >He's not aggressive or you would now it!
                A restrained bite instinct is aggression. They are cattle nippers. They're meant to be aggressive.

                >They are cattle nippers. They're meant to be aggressive.

                You're a shit sipper. You're meant to be dumm.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how they know these details…
                I just know Harvey bit me bc he was in my bed and I moved - he didn’t like that.
                I have a scar on my nose from him.
                I remember other moments of me shuffling in bed and him snapping at me but I thought I was dreaming.
                Not blaming dog but his teeth are crooked af so I’m pretty sure there is inbreeding going on with those designer pups

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder how they know these details…

                her feet and legs were bitten too and she was scratched all over. her clothes also were ripped. I'm not saying all the dog wanted to do was "wake her up because it was afraid for her". certainly, at some point, when it had reached the face some form of hunting/killing instinct took over and it went to town on her...

                in your case, if this isn't your dog but you somehow came to invade it's space it's only natural it would defend itself... I'd suggest people just ignore new dogs in their surroundings for the first few days so the dog can adjust. let them come to you, do not go to them. once everything is settled, you can start building a relationship at the dog's pace by luring them to you by being interesting/playfull or with toys or with food...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk. I don’t have much experience with small dogs. I just happened to spend my summer there to be at the beach. Dog latched on to me wouldn’t leave my side. Just showed aggressive behavior I’m not used to and popping him on the nose only escalated the attitude problem. Again I don’t blame dog.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superior ancestors can have inferior descendants, as evidenced by you thinking an aussie can't be dumb if its ancestors were smarter breeds.

                I mean your parents were smart enough to breed and here you are making excuses for a genetically fucked collie mutt that's the #1 choice for dog karens

                >He's not aggressive or you would now it!
                A restrained bite instinct is aggression. They are cattle nippers. They're meant to be aggressive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So your dog overpowered you and then went over and attacked another dog and you blame that dog?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check the books kid. My dog is alive and well. Can't say the same about the heeler.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perception is a funny thing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome to Wauf
          Maybe more you understand the bullshit that is Wauf a bit better now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has nothing to do with blame, more so justification. My dog defended me and it was obvious.

          note; perception =/= reality (

          Perception is a funny thing.

          )

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another case of nanny dog owners

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based, ACDs/Heelers need responsible handlers or they pretty much will become the new nanny dogs next to GSDs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your dog wuz being too dominant
        is your dog perhaps a pitbull

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ITT Redditors try to recant my life experience wit deir intawebz experence.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch outz Anon. There may be a redditor under your bed looking for karma!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does that mean anon guessed the breed correctly?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anon trying to garner sympathy on an anonymous board
        >Doesn't say what breed his dog is, but was obviously strong enough to "break free"
        >Feels completely justified because another dog "growled" at his
        If that's even how this self recollection of the event went, if both dogs got bloodied to the point where blood was in fact everywhere, no one else intervened, and you didn't face repercussions because YOUR dog got away from YOU, went over and attacked another dog on a leash, you have the problem dog, not that guy. How weak are you, or are you gonna let us know you have an untamed mutt you can't control in a leashed dog park?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bet he has a chihuahua (that was protecting hm)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where did you get your law degree from

  18. 3 months ago
    Rocky

    Rocky looks just like ziggy who died a couple months back

  19. 3 months ago
    Rocky

    Don’t want to spoil her too much she’s smart. Already know several (hand) commands and is potty trained
    Breeder said they were going to euthanize if I return this little brat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Breeder said they were going to euthanize if I return this little brat
      You should beat the breeder with a bat if you give half a shit about animals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You must be a total fucking idiot why would you murder someone who is willing to cull a reject of their own breeding program you should work for the USDA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dog's defective better just kill it lol
          It's a shame your parents didn't have the same opinion as you.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey yeah that’s absolutely correct. Literally the most humane thing to do

            Imagine being subjected to some overweight dogfag feeding you cheese pizza and can’t even hear the poor bastard

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would be dead according to you own standards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                More like castrated or killed. Also nice try I have no standards

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Killed and dead are basically same thing bb

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you’re saying euthanasia for everyone who isn’t made percent?
            Would you put a kid to sleep who can’t hear?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No I never said that. Send breeders should have the choice to cull faults from the breeding programs. Whether that be selling as a pet with a spay neuter contract or prohibiting breeding with said dog

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The breeder is an old lady that didn’t even realize pup was deaf. I noticed in 20 minutes on my way home.
        I got my money back and told her youu shouldn’t be breeding dogs. As rude as it sounds….She said she’s 4rnsn4def done

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds more like a puppy mill than a real breeder, good on you for getting the money back, fuck that shit

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh I didn’t ask for money back. I was just like how tf you didn’t notice she’s completely deaf?! She volunteered the money back. I’m just glad she stopped breeding. Apparently this last litter - my pooper was the only one that survived.

            Vets say she’s perfectly healthy just totally deaf

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I hope she stays that way and you two get to love each other for years to come

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks me too.

                Some people don’t like active breeds but tbh just keeps me moving more - which is a good thing.
                Idfk what aggressive behavior previous posters were even talking about. Do they try to protect property and me - yes. By barking. She also barks at a frog that frequents the yard but won’t get too close. Isn’t that what dogs are supposed to do?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wew, I was optimistic like you, but the storm has already formed in the horizon if it's dead already. F

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >merle
    >deaf
    surprise. next come the seizures. age of onset for seizures is lower in merles, and epilepsy is more common in merles.
    people who breed merle dogs should be strung up for animal abuse. it serves no function, it's just shiny pokemon IRL.

    • 3 months ago
      Rocky

      Ok pls stop you’re freaking me out she’s just a cattle doggo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soon she’ll be a vegetable doggo

        • 3 months ago
          Rocky

          Stop I’m not even over my dogs death and now coping with disabilities of new dog. If you’re a mean fucker pls fuck off

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Deafness in merle dogs is commonly followed by blindness.

            • 3 months ago
              Rocky

              Pls explain.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >merle dog
    >deaf
    many such cases!

  22. 3 months ago
    Rocky

    Also she is deaf so she gets special treatment

    Anyone had a deaf dummy?
    She would’ve been put to sleep if I didn’t keep her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has 8 of these growing up on the farm. They all went deaf, blind, seized out in that order and had to put them down out back. Must enjoy pain to willingly love one.

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