I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get chickens instead

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they poop on the floor?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They live outside. They can poop on the floor all they want.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Places with cats ALWAYS smell of litterbox and cat piss unless the litterbox is on a garage.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you people even own animals? dogs do the same on the grass or street

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grass and street are already coated in bird shit so what's it matter

      My cat shits outside for this reason

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on the grass or street
      That's exactly the point.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part about any pet is poop cleanup

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy with dogs. Feed them extra fiber and use two bags to eliminate any possibility of contact direct or indirect.

      It's even easier with cats. No litterbox. Let them outside. Not my frickin problem.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be having second thought about having that shitty floor rug myself.
    Also, have you tired? I bet it feels good.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tried what? Smearing my shit all over the carpet?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Maybe it's fun. I mean the cat seems pretty intent on it, maybe it's the best way to wipe your ass, you never know until you tried.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fail to see how this is a cat problem instead of american one with their weird obsession to carpeted floors.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its the carpets fault cathomosexuals let their disgusting shitbeasts wipe their diarrhea buttholes and litterfeet all over it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your carpets WILL get dirty whether you have pets or not, especially in the US where people wear shoes indoors. Now if you weren't a troglodyte you'd just take your normal rug for a wash instead of installing a permanent carpet that's impossible to clean.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wear and tear is the same as using the carpets as toilet paper
          cathomosexual logic checks out

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pain to clean up after any animal that isn't a tortoise

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed for never owning a tortoise. They’ll accidentally smear urates or shit around just like one of those roomba vids. At least they prefer to use a water tub as a toilet 7 times out of 10.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine having fitted carpet in your house
    anyway, most cats are actually very clean. The only problem is with long haired cats when they have diarrhea. trimming their hair around the butthole really helps

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't cat owners train their cats?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because cats are masters of emotional manipulation so they're better at training their humans.
      You can absolutely train cats to do tricks, it just usually takes long than with dogs, due in no small part to the differences in their psychology and social structure. Dogs are a bit more eager to please their owners, cats are cats.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i agree. cats are free spirits, like men. while dogs like to be told what to do, like women.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are gross
    Listen to your thoughts

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a cat that is not an indoor cat.

      Outdoor cats dig holes poo in hole and bury it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id rather not have poo filled holes in my yard either

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you see when you own literally any animal you need to clean their poop? Well, with cats you just designate a spot in the backyards with kitty stones and then you just clean that single spot without any danger of stepping on random shit

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            i dont want a designated vermin shitting space in my yard

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cats are the socially acceptable version of pet ferrets. only a select few bloodlines are actually domesticated. the majority have been feral for generations and include wildcat hybrids.

    the direct dog analog for most cats is alaskan huskies. bred from feral canadian and russian dogs with non-zero wolf admixture.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      why aren't ferrets socially acceptable

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly just because they smell, and the odor clings to clothing. Sure it can minimized by a good diet, keeping their environment clean, not owning carpet or fabric upholstered furniture, and doing tons of cage bedding laundry (or sleeping area if free-roamed).

        But, even particularly lazy and filthy cat owners usually don’t smell like a litterbox while walking around in public spaces. Ferret owners can’t cuddle their pet or let them touch clean clothes without risking smelling slightly like a ferret.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ferrets smell lovely, you absolute savage.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9FkRq8Z.jpg

      Cats are gross
      Listen to your thoughts

      >photos of clearly sick pets
      >somehow it's animal's fault
      None of you should have any pets at all.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cats don’t have to be sick to sleep in the litterbox

        They do it just for the sake of it.

        >winter only happens once
        A year. Once a year. So does Fall. That's 50% of the year, moron.

        Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house. Feel free to cope below and claim you are not. You've already outed yourself and the only person you'll fool is yourself.

        >Note: it swings back around where nice houses have stone flooring, but again, not hardwood; literally only for poors.

        Floor autism is the sign of a low iq favela brazilian trying to feel better about a dirt and concrete home with roach turds instead of carpet

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    do yourself a favor and avoid having cats

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real problem was having fricking carpet
      who the frick likes carpet over hard wood flooring?
      also never get an animal that has hair on its ass

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who the frick likes carpet over hard wood flooring?
        Everyone who lives in a place that has winter.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lay your own carpet and pelts then dumbass
          plus it's not like stone or metal so it's not that bad if the internal temperature is decent
          and put on socks
          winter only happens once
          shitty carpet flooring is forever (until you remove it but most are too unskilled)

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lay your own carpet and pelts then
            You know what you still have when you have rugs instead of wall to wall carpet?

            Carpet. moron.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              easier to clean when it's not part of the flooring

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >winter only happens once
            A year. Once a year. So does Fall. That's 50% of the year, moron.

            Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house. Feel free to cope below and claim you are not. You've already outed yourself and the only person you'll fool is yourself.

            >Note: it swings back around where nice houses have stone flooring, but again, not hardwood; literally only for poors.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house.
              Maybe in 3rd world countries

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao. Imagine being a cat owner, so toxo fricked that they've pulled up all the carpet in their house to accomodate their pets leaking buttholes.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marble chads, how do we keep winning?

          Just wear slippers LMAO

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hotel lobby vibes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Protip: people like me who live where there are long, cold winters typically have wood + underfloor heating. Carpet is a thirdworlder thing.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you live that heated flooring is standard?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ever been to Scandinavia?

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