I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

I'm having second thoughts about getting a cat.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get chickens instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they poop on the floor?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They live outside. They can poop on the floor all they want.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Places with cats ALWAYS smell of litterbox and cat piss unless the litterbox is on a garage.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you people even own animals? dogs do the same on the grass or street

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The grass and street are already coated in bird shit so what's it matter

      My cat shits outside for this reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >on the grass or street
      That's exactly the point.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part about any pet is poop cleanup

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy with dogs. Feed them extra fiber and use two bags to eliminate any possibility of contact direct or indirect.

      It's even easier with cats. No litterbox. Let them outside. Not my frickin problem.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be having second thought about having that shitty floor rug myself.
    Also, have you tired? I bet it feels good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tried what? Smearing my shit all over the carpet?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Maybe it's fun. I mean the cat seems pretty intent on it, maybe it's the best way to wipe your ass, you never know until you tried.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fail to see how this is a cat problem instead of american one with their weird obsession to carpeted floors.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its the carpets fault cathomosexuals let their disgusting shitbeasts wipe their diarrhea buttholes and litterfeet all over it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your carpets WILL get dirty whether you have pets or not, especially in the US where people wear shoes indoors. Now if you weren't a troglodyte you'd just take your normal rug for a wash instead of installing a permanent carpet that's impossible to clean.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >wear and tear is the same as using the carpets as toilet paper
          cathomosexual logic checks out

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pain to clean up after any animal that isn't a tortoise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed for never owning a tortoise. They’ll accidentally smear urates or shit around just like one of those roomba vids. At least they prefer to use a water tub as a toilet 7 times out of 10.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine having fitted carpet in your house
    anyway, most cats are actually very clean. The only problem is with long haired cats when they have diarrhea. trimming their hair around the butthole really helps

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't cat owners train their cats?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because cats are masters of emotional manipulation so they're better at training their humans.
      You can absolutely train cats to do tricks, it just usually takes long than with dogs, due in no small part to the differences in their psychology and social structure. Dogs are a bit more eager to please their owners, cats are cats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i agree. cats are free spirits, like men. while dogs like to be told what to do, like women.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are gross
    Listen to your thoughts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get a cat that is not an indoor cat.

      Outdoor cats dig holes poo in hole and bury it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Id rather not have poo filled holes in my yard either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did you see when you own literally any animal you need to clean their poop? Well, with cats you just designate a spot in the backyards with kitty stones and then you just clean that single spot without any danger of stepping on random shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i dont want a designated vermin shitting space in my yard

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cats are the socially acceptable version of pet ferrets. only a select few bloodlines are actually domesticated. the majority have been feral for generations and include wildcat hybrids.

    the direct dog analog for most cats is alaskan huskies. bred from feral canadian and russian dogs with non-zero wolf admixture.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why aren't ferrets socially acceptable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly just because they smell, and the odor clings to clothing. Sure it can minimized by a good diet, keeping their environment clean, not owning carpet or fabric upholstered furniture, and doing tons of cage bedding laundry (or sleeping area if free-roamed).

        But, even particularly lazy and filthy cat owners usually don’t smell like a litterbox while walking around in public spaces. Ferret owners can’t cuddle their pet or let them touch clean clothes without risking smelling slightly like a ferret.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ferrets smell lovely, you absolute savage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9FkRq8Z.jpg

      Cats are gross
      Listen to your thoughts

      >photos of clearly sick pets
      >somehow it's animal's fault
      None of you should have any pets at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cats don’t have to be sick to sleep in the litterbox

        They do it just for the sake of it.

        >winter only happens once
        A year. Once a year. So does Fall. That's 50% of the year, moron.

        Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house. Feel free to cope below and claim you are not. You've already outed yourself and the only person you'll fool is yourself.

        >Note: it swings back around where nice houses have stone flooring, but again, not hardwood; literally only for poors.

        Floor autism is the sign of a low iq favela brazilian trying to feel better about a dirt and concrete home with roach turds instead of carpet

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do yourself a favor and avoid having cats

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the real problem was having fricking carpet
      who the frick likes carpet over hard wood flooring?
      also never get an animal that has hair on its ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >who the frick likes carpet over hard wood flooring?
        Everyone who lives in a place that has winter.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lay your own carpet and pelts then dumbass
          plus it's not like stone or metal so it's not that bad if the internal temperature is decent
          and put on socks
          winter only happens once
          shitty carpet flooring is forever (until you remove it but most are too unskilled)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >lay your own carpet and pelts then
            You know what you still have when you have rugs instead of wall to wall carpet?

            Carpet. moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              easier to clean when it's not part of the flooring

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >winter only happens once
            A year. Once a year. So does Fall. That's 50% of the year, moron.

            Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house. Feel free to cope below and claim you are not. You've already outed yourself and the only person you'll fool is yourself.

            >Note: it swings back around where nice houses have stone flooring, but again, not hardwood; literally only for poors.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Hardwood floors are a surefire sign of poor people's house.
              Maybe in 3rd world countries

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao. Imagine being a cat owner, so toxo fricked that they've pulled up all the carpet in their house to accomodate their pets leaking buttholes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Marble chads, how do we keep winning?

          Just wear slippers LMAO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hotel lobby vibes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. Protip: people like me who live where there are long, cold winters typically have wood + underfloor heating. Carpet is a thirdworlder thing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you live that heated flooring is standard?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ever been to Scandinavia?

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