I'm going to start breeding these things.

>B-But it's invasive!
Not my problem.
>B-But muh heckin grape orchard!
Not my problem.
>B-But you're evil
By promoting life?
>B-But there's too many!
Not my problem
>B-Bu-
Don't care. Not my problem.

Why do Squashies not only hate and kill life, but feel the need to pressure and virtue signal you into assisting in their genocide? When are Squashies goinf to realize the are being brainwashed by Western propaganda? Why do Squashies think they'll win anyways when data suggesting they're wasting their time?
>B-But why are you breeding them?!
I enjoy watching Squashies seethe. Even better, I will harvest their bitter, demoralized tears as they realize their attempts at genocide were all in vain.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the warning. I'll get to work protecting my Ailanthus.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must have insecticided 2000+ of these things by crushing the eggs over winter. And also removed all of their primary food sources (wild grape vines and Chinese sumac) so any that survived will be forced from my land or will starve. Highly recommend that my fellow Squashies do the same.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty much the only genocide our society accepts. I pretend the bugs are non-whites when I squash them, that's why I participate. It's vain but most other "squashies" don't realize they are attempting genocide which adds to the fun.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon we get it, your whole personality is "le edgy contrarian" and any form of percieved "authority" makes you tard rage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not supporting genocide. End of story.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >life good!
    Substantiate your claims. By all metrics life is bad. It’s our duty to exterminate it and replace it with silicon consciousness.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    "not my problem" is the lamest kind of bait because it's not only lazy, but also it's blatantly broadcasting that you're baiting

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're doing god's work OP, helping these poor Chinese illegal immigrants. They have it so hard that oftentimes they have to steal and eat other people's grapes.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever, earth is your playground. You want to shit in the sandbox, that's your prerogative.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You aren't doing anything, you wrote this post solely to attract angry people.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "not my problem" is the lamest kind of bait because it's not only lazy, but also it's blatantly broadcasting that you're baiting

      How so? I want to see grapetards seethe. They really think it's my job to protect the property they won't allow me on. They're arrogant and need to be humbled.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        See, this is why I can't take your statement seriously. It just reeks of someone who wants attention by saying edgy things. You want to sound as contrarian as possible to make people angry, but all it comes out as is one of those pathetic minor comic relief villains in a comic book who does this shit solely to get attention because his parents never gave him enough of it. But I'll indulge this further.
        >I teach people to respect life by LE RELEASING INVASIVES
        You don't actually respect life. No one with this mentality respects life. You want to intentionally damage and destroy components of an ecosystem by propagating organisms that don't belong in those environments. People who revere life don't needlessly destroy life through the use of other life. And you are not convincing nature-phobic boomers to respect life any more, in fact you just teach them they need to whip out the pesticide and destroy everything in a square mile radius of their properties.
        It certainly is your time to waste if you were to actually go down this route, but you wouldn't actually be doing anything productive. At most, you stroke your ego for the one minute it lasts before you realize you didn't actually do anything and nobody is going to recognize what you did. And all the while, the invasives will continue harming the natives and you'll still babble about this "ALL LIFE IS SACRED" nonsense. Almost like someone who fears the balance of nature, the cycle of life and death, and only grasps for more life, a gluttony of life.
        By the way, you're going to be waiting a while if you actually intend to do this (I highly doubt you even know where to start) because their breeding season isn't happening for a few months.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think someone near me is intentionally breeding tiger mosquitoes. It hasn't rained here in 4 months, but it's still swarming with the buggers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this intentionally to harvest the larva as fishfood. Perhaps he did the same. i have flyscreens on all my windows so i dont care, but my neighbour is seething and its funny.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck OP!

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO YOU WILL CARE ABOUT ALCOHOL INDUSTRY!!! THEY ARE YOUR MASTERS!!!!
      Seethe Squashie. For every fly you genocide. I will breed 4 more.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not, I grow grapes moron. Sour grapes, much?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna eat every single one you release

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