i'm finally going to the zoo this friday, i was holding off because of the heat waves + all the birds were off-exhibit because of an avian flu breakout nearby
i'm finally going to the zoo this friday, i was holding off because of the heat waves + all the birds were off-exhibit because of an avian flu breakout nearby
i finally have accepted myself as a zoo and created proton mail for that forum
Instead of jerking it to a dogfricker forun you should eat lead
sounds lame. wait for the whole thing to open up again.
everything's open except i think the small mammal house (which is probably gonna be demolished/replaced), should have clarified that the birds are back now and i picked a cooler day
>want to go to the zoo
>don't even have to drive because the train takes you right to the gate
>dad hates animals, mom thinks zoos are evil
>no friends
>last time I went by myself a troop of girl scouts started pointing at me and laughing
Nobody cares that you exist anxietybro. Go to the zoo. If you really can't get out of your head bring a sketch book or a camera and pretend that people are assuming you're there to draw/photography.
How do I into zoos?
>show up
>grab a map
>go look at the animals
Do I need to bring someone else with me like that other anon said? They won't bully me will they?
anon accidentally walked into a hentai plotline, that probably won't happen to you.
the animals will bully you
>/misc/ has meetups where cringey mexican and black nazis shout memes
>/k/ has meetups where they go camping and shoot guns
>Wauf has meetups where they sit around and see who has the most expensive t-shirt
>Wauf does lots of online gaming
>Wauf does drive meets where they all drive to a place together
>Wauf has.... nothing
Why isn't there a meetup group where we all meet at the zoo and shout memes at the animals?
were not moronic normies
/k/ has meetups where they get unsuspectingly get fed semen brownies
meanwhile on Wauf meetup
Fake and gay. The fake vegan has chicken powder in the pic.
Wow, great detective work figuring at that the food made from animal products wasn't really vegan.
>Vegans never eat animal products
That's gotta suck if your GF is a vegan. She'd never swallow. :'(
You can't impregnate a girl through the mouth anon.
>vegans: we should not contribute to animal suffering
>also vegans:
birds always get sexually attached to their owners, jerking them off is actually helping them
what
its true
That's only if they're not raised with others if their species.
>create a condition only you can alleviate
how is this different for dairy? Also why wouldn't they be allowed to eat discarded or abandoned eggs? Nvm I don't give a shit a ethics are dumb and as open to interpretation as "god's will".
>Nvm I don't give a shit a ethics are dumb and as open to interpretation as "god's will".
wow and mathematicians also have disagreements. I guess math and science are arbitrary.
Math is objective and flawed.
Ethics is arguing over opinions. Ethics is a cult where they worship “a lack of suffering” because that feels good to their feeble animal minds but they have no idea what is above them.
The worst thing that ever happened to me at a /k/ meetup was getting kicked off the land we were staying at because the kid who said we could stay there lied and it was his grandparents land and they showed up saturday morning to find like 40 half naked dudes walking around with guns and a dead goat.
>go to zoo with wife and kids
>place is swarming with fat neckbeards riding scooters
>all they talk about is how global warming isn't real and how cats are terrible
>none of them can name any animals and I think they don't know plants exist
>keep crashing their scooters into each other because they're trying to avoid eye contact with each other
>kids cry and beg to go home
>don't get to see a single animal