i'm finally going to the zoo this friday, i was holding off because of the heat waves + all the birds were off-exhibit because of an avian flu br...

i'm finally going to the zoo this friday, i was holding off because of the heat waves + all the birds were off-exhibit because of an avian flu breakout nearby

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i finally have accepted myself as a zoo and created proton mail for that forum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of jerking it to a dogfucker forun you should eat lead

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds lame. wait for the whole thing to open up again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything's open except i think the small mammal house (which is probably gonna be demolished/replaced), should have clarified that the birds are back now and i picked a cooler day

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to go to the zoo
    >don't even have to drive because the train takes you right to the gate
    >dad hates animals, mom thinks zoos are evil
    >no friends
    >last time I went by myself a troop of girl scouts started pointing at me and laughing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares that you exist anxietybro. Go to the zoo. If you really can't get out of your head bring a sketch book or a camera and pretend that people are assuming you're there to draw/photography.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I into zoos?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >show up
        >grab a map
        >go look at the animals

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do I need to bring someone else with me like that other anon said? They won't bully me will they?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon accidentally walked into a hentai plotline, that probably won't happen to you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the animals will bully you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4chan has meetups where cringey mexican and black nazis shout memes
        >Wauf has meetups where they go camping and shoot guns
        >Wauf has meetups where they sit around and see who has the most expensive t-shirt
        >Wauf does lots of online gaming
        >Wauf does drive meets where they all drive to a place together
        >Wauf has.... nothing
        Why isn't there a meetup group where we all meet at the zoo and shout memes at the animals?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          were not retarded normies

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wauf has meetups where they get unsuspectingly get fed semen brownies

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            meanwhile on Wauf meetup

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fake and gay. The fake vegan has chicken powder in the pic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, great detective work figuring at that the food made from animal products wasn't really vegan.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vegans never eat animal products
                That's gotta suck if your GF is a vegan. She'd never swallow. :'(

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't impregnate a girl through the mouth anon.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >vegans: we should not contribute to animal suffering
              >also vegans:

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                birds always get sexually attached to their owners, jerking them off is actually helping them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its true

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's only if they're not raised with others if their species.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >create a condition only you can alleviate
                how is this different for dairy? Also why wouldn't they be allowed to eat discarded or abandoned eggs? Nvm I don't give a shit a ethics are dumb and as open to interpretation as "god's will".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nvm I don't give a shit a ethics are dumb and as open to interpretation as "god's will".
                wow and mathematicians also have disagreements. I guess math and science are arbitrary.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Math is objective and flawed.

                Ethics is arguing over opinions. Ethics is a cult where they worship “a lack of suffering” because that feels good to their feeble animal minds but they have no idea what is above them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The worst thing that ever happened to me at a Wauf meetup was getting kicked off the land we were staying at because the kid who said we could stay there lied and it was his grandparents land and they showed up saturday morning to find like 40 half naked dudes walking around with guns and a dead goat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go to zoo with wife and kids
          >place is swarming with fat neckbeards riding scooters
          >all they talk about is how global warming isn't real and how cats are terrible
          >none of them can name any animals and I think they don't know plants exist
          >keep crashing their scooters into each other because they're trying to avoid eye contact with each other
          >kids cry and beg to go home
          >don't get to see a single animal

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