I'm considering getting a Golden Retriever, my only experience with pets are smaller ones like cats, Jack Russels, and Toy Yorkies

I'm considering getting a Golden Retriever, my only experience with pets are smaller ones like cats, Jack Russels, and Toy Yorkies
What should I expect/look out for/consider

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  1. 1 year ago
    warda

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  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just got one in April. Here is the rundown:

    >If you get a puppy, be prepared to treat it like a new born for 2-3 months.
    >They Shed....a lot. Get a roborock and a battery vacuum
    > Get a shedding brush it will help a ton and be prepared to brush them every day.
    > They get dirty and wet. In summer my pup is always wet.
    > They are GREAT with kids. the best.
    > They want to always be with you...like 24/7. They will jump too
    > They are easy to train if you put the time in.
    > They shit a lot. I guess it is the same with all large breeds

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are prostitutes for every pet on the block. If you want something that'll love everyone equally go ahead and get it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that totally not dogfricker that starts a tangent about how he totally doesn’t like huskies because they aren’t wolfy enough for him whenever the word “husky” shows up on his screen
    is it the same one that wanted to frick a wolf/malamute mix or a sarplaninac? i think it is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You made me look up some keywords in the archive and you might be right. I think it's just a continuation from this argument 8 months ago

      https://i.imgur.com/l90A46j.jpg

      I'm considering getting a Golden Retriever, my only experience with pets are smaller ones like cats, Jack Russels, and Toy Yorkies
      What should I expect/look out for/consider

      Wauf holds grudges like no other board. That paleo gay is still continuing arguments from 8 YEARS ago, snapshot has been repeatedly spamming since april 2020, and some moron has been continuously reposting le toxo le dogfrickers memes for even longer. Also, the OG tfw-no-huskygay seems to have gotten a husky and is now called leto.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did I paste the wrong link oh FUG

        https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4138776/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did I paste the wrong link oh FUG

        https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4138776/

        cope, schizo. i was busy watching the world cup and you're still here trying to shitpost about your shit moronic looking wolfdog. huskies are a shit tier dog in general

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely a grudge, and if australian shepherds weren’t brought up we wouldn’t be here. I wonder who he thinks I am. Probably leto, upside down husky anon, or the guy with that purple husky. It doesn’t take a husky owner to point out that they shed differently than goldens and goldens shed more.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine posting a tbharcive link that has nothing to do with
          >that totally not dogfricker that starts a tangent about how he totally doesn’t like huskies because they aren’t wolfy enough for him whenever the word “husky” shows up on his screen
          cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t post the tbharchive link but i can believe it being a long running schizo because of how this board’s culture works. Now I remember a lot of husky-collie shitpost wars apparently between the same two people every time. Hmmm.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >two doggays mad that the other called their dog dumb and ugly have been ruining Wauf for nearly a year straight
              almost as based as the cat poster that hates birds and the bird poster that spams gore

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              post these wars please

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just search for huskoid, colloid, shitsky, ausfailian, collie-type, chadsky, and dogwife. Those are the words I remember being used in all the doggay slapfights.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not what I wanted. I want you to post these links of these wars. I don't agree or disagree that these exists but I want to see examples

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Scour tbharchive yourself. They shit up the entire board for days at a time so there’s tons. I don’t feel like scrolling through 50 pages of bait posts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                so bad examples then? huskygays are pathetic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The worst is the search for huskoid. Holy shit whoever doesn’t like huskies is seriously nuts. The one posting “colloid” is just regular autistic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who doesn't like huskies is nuts
                huskygay ladies and gentlemen

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not everyone, just whoever spams about it on Wauf (you?). Wtf am I reading? Femboy troony cat? Dog killing? Aussies? israelites? Crazy.
                https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/Huskoid/page/1/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/ovj1j9v.jpg

                I don't even care for wolves, huskies just look like abominations of wolves.

                Husky literally looks like a wolf with down syndrome. even their owners call them "derpy wolves"

                huskies look moronic though

                once again

                imagine posting a tbharcive link that has nothing to do with
                >that totally not dogfricker that starts a tangent about how he totally doesn’t like huskies because they aren’t wolfy enough for him whenever the word “husky” shows up on his screen
                cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Psychotic husky hate schizo is the second most entertaining schizo here

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit toppest kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Where does he come up with this shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if its the anon who made the "kill all dogs" husky axe murder thread

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you new here?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Platypus gay is still here after how many years.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You gonna frick that thing aren’t you?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my only experience with pets are smaller ones like cats
    why would you downgrade from god's perfect creation, the cat, to a dumb moronic dog? Do you have sexual urges towards your pet, perverted freak?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you downgrade from a selectively inbred domestic mutant that can only survive off trash and pigeons, the housecat, to an intelligent dog that is more capable than a wolf? Do you want something that actually does a job, you traditional white man?
      Yes.

      If you do not have mice inside your house a cat does nothing, their concentrated scent is their only real ability and it doesn't work on rats or larger pests. Dogs can at least work if trained.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Does a job
        No, your dog does not do anything. It fills the exact same role as a cat, do nothing and be enjoyed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She helps me hunt. What does your cat do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      making it too obvious, dogfricker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gr8, b8, m8.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Huskies, malamutes, samoyeds, shiba inu, and akita inu blow their coat twice a year. Their owners consider this a major pain in the ass because they have to brush their dog down 2-3 times a day and then dispose of a large volume of fur and vacuum every couple of the days. It only lasts 2 weeks so it's tolerable. Most of the time the dog barely sheds as much as a cat. It's mostly manageable because it comes out in clumps, except for the leg hair.

    Goldens, labs, aussies, border collies, etc, have a high level of shedding year round. Their genetics are fricked so they are perpetually blowing and re-growing their coat. When coat blowing season rolls around it just gets slightly worse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      huskies look moronic though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Way less moronic looking than every other dog. From wolf to husky is autism, from husky to dog is fetal alcohol syndrome or devolution into moschops and gorgonopsids.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Husky literally looks like a wolf with down syndrome. even their owners call them "derpy wolves"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            More like autistic femboy wolves tbh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not only does it match the dogs, it matches their usual owners.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't even care for wolves, huskies just look like abominations of wolves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Most of the time the dog barely sheds as much as a cat.
      T. has never owned one of the breeds mentioned in their own post. moron.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for little golden furs to get everywhere, in your clothes, your bed, your carpet, your curtains, your bathroom sink, everywhere.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    larger shits, for one thing

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they smell really bad, 10x more strongly than a normal dog, and their fur is a mud magnet. they are more likely to eat their own shit and nonfood objects than most other breeds.

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