If you gave it a free shot and it had perfect accuracy, is there a way a house cat could kill a grown man?

If you gave it a free shot and it had perfect accuracy, is there a way a house cat could kill a grown man?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it is nasty or sick enough it just has to bite/scratch you and run away and let you die ef an infection

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are both more fragile and more durable than you think. I heard of someone dying just recently because they nicked their carotid artery while surfing and bled out. You could die to a pencil.
    On the other hand, I know someone that tried to commit suicide and lived. He stuck himself in the chest with an 8" kitchen knife (narrowly missing the heart), laid there for 2 days, then got up and drove himself to the hospital.

    The best chance the cat would have is going for the neck. Coincidentally (or not), that's what they are programmed to do. If they got a free shot with perfect accuracy, and knew where to aim, then they'd be able to do it easily.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    basically, one scratch might do it, if the wound gets infected and is not treated properly.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One cat? No
    Ten cats? No
    A hundred cats? Probably.
    Humans are tougher than they look, the average weights over 70 kgs and can crack open a feline skull with a single punch.
    Obviously we're considering a man who's focused on killing the cats, instead of a mildly annoyed Person who got jumped on for no reason and doesnt want to hurt the animal. I believe an adult human male could handily kill a wolf, i don't think cats would be much of an issue.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obviously we're considering a man who's focused on killing the cats, instead of a mildly annoyed Person who got jumped on for no reason and doesnt want to hurt the animal.
      Neither of these should be a factor in a "you give it a free shot" scenario.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One good punch to a small cats head and it would drop.
    Of course soi manchildren would never get a hit in.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was the point of the sumo arc, why is itagaki such a homosexual

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    their claws can't really pierce the skin to hit anything vital
    could just get badly infected but that works for any minor injury
    once kicked to death some homosexual stray cat that killed one of my chicks
    was harder catching it

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the man's speed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you give it a free shot
      >"depends on the man's speed"
      ????

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go for the eyes, then as the blinded biped helplessly crawls about, wait until it tires out and go for visible arteries.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which arteries are visible?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I could kill a cat but all it has to do to kill me is hit an artery. Pretty easy access if we're going nude and they're fast little c**ts as well. No hospital and you're fricked. A cat can open an artery just by kneading, I'm sure it's happened to someone.
    Nobody here is gonna understand the question because they're too busy sucking themselves off, sorry OP

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bot thread.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread got shitty but I think a cat absolutely could, their claws are sharp and they can jump and perform more than impressive acrobatics, I think a shot are an important blood vessel or if you give time for an infection to settle anywhere but especially any zone hard to treat and that's a kill shot like other anons pointed out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll add, I don't think a grown man needs a katana to win if the free perfect shot isn't given to the animal first. It doesn't matter if the guy isn't a body builder, your skeletal structure gives you prowess either ways, a woman probably could benefit from her extrafat tissue but considering most try to get rid of It on all areas maybe they'd risk more bloodloss, I'm likely selling them short here, I'm sure with proper window of opportunity ad a grapple attack you could get the cat and from that point on gain advantage for a finisher move if needed, but essentially you've neutralized the threat if you can hold the paws and the main upper body so the head isn't an issue, you may not need to finish It if you can confortably not get startled into releasing the warrior cat in your gladiator pit

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >writes an essay about how people are inferior to him because he kicked a chihuahua and got shit for it
    cat “people” are absolute virgins.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an uncommon opinion, dog "people" hate chihuahuas too. Most dogs too small to frick are hated by our local redditors.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instantly brings up fricking dogs
        reddit alert.
        >i accused people of being redditors first hahaha im not a redditor totally
        yeah you are

        do you know where zoo posting on Wauf came from? reddit banned all the zoophiles, and they came here, saying “reddit banned r/bestiality so were here now deal with it” and the board has been shit ever since. before that no one even thought of it. even the “yjk” meme came from fricking reddit!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing makes my day like hearing how redditwitter tourists have ruined Wauf
          >/misc/ is reddit and twitter
          >bestiality is reddit and twitter
          >/soc/ was created just for redditors
          >every newbie is just some moron that got banned from reddit or twitter
          >the fappening filled /b/ with pure reddit
          >Wauf likes shonen now (it might as well be called r/anime)
          vgh.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reddit post

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like anyone in this thread, it's all a bunch of chuds trying to have a dick-measuring contest and prove which one of them is the bigger male

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    Cat people are the most cringe people on earth

    Pure concentrated involuntary celibacy ITT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. a domesticated human that looks like this (or worse)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie your posts read like shit off that puahate shit we all read when eliot roger embarassed himself on national news.

        I believe this thread's sentiment, i remember recounting a story of how i kicked a Chihuahua across the street when it tried to bite me, and the 5 people i was with looked at me with bewilderment, as if i'd done something completely unnatural.

        yeah you acted like a frickin ape you gay ass incel

        >a child says "ur a doodoo head"
        >kick that homosexual in the ribs to show THAT I AM A FRICKING ALPHA MALE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        >everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they are domesticated sheeple
        >#sigmagrindset joe rogan would be proud

        i am a 6'2" gym rat homie and this thread is pure white people shit. you gays are pathetic. get laid.

        fricking white people. pathetic. talkin about how they "need" to eat cat shit to finally man up. you mean you werent born a man? dont frickin breed.

        do. not. frickin. breed.

        >no worries you wont

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How should people look?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          like this

          I don't like anyone in this thread, it's all a bunch of chuds trying to have a dick-measuring contest and prove which one of them is the bigger male

          >one guy arguing from averages and the other one is an obvious troll

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has 2 kids and puts his penis in human vegana every night

        https://i.imgur.com/IUQ0LrJ.jpg

        like this

        [...]
        >one guy arguing from averages and the other one is an obvious troll

        This guy is a photoshop of a submissive homosexual male model who had to leave russia to escape going to jail for the gay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit, i didn't know he was your wifes boyfriend.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: toxopozzombies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think you mean toxochads. and you are probably a fumin shaved gopher lookin mf like

      https://i.imgur.com/wyPxO6g.jpg

      you don't understand how domesticated the average person is. the average person is barely capable of fleeing a dangerous scenario, let alone defending themselves against an agile little critter.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        forgot image

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think you mean toxochads. and you are probably a fumin shaved gopher lookin mf like [...]

          I say this a lot but toxoplasmosis is a parasite of prey animals; its life cycle is dependent on modifying rodent behavior to make them more likely to be eaten by predators. How does it do that? By expressing traits that are extremely dangerous for prey species: making them less inhibited, less fearful, more energetic, more interested in exploring unknown areas, etc. All very bad for a mouse that needs to be quiet and cautious and fearful if it wants to survive, but if toxoplasmosis does modify human behavior and the effects of that modification are even a little bit like the effects in rodents, then it's a pure positive for a predator species like humans.

          >Rats infected with the parasite show increased levels of activity and decreased neophobic behavior. Similarly, infected mice show alterations in patterns of locomotion and exploratory behavior during experimental tests. These patterns include traveling greater distances, moving at higher speeds, accelerating for longer periods of time, and showing a decreased pause-time when placed in new arenas. Infected rodents have also been shown to have lower anxiety, using traditional models such as elevated plus mazes, open field arenas, and social interaction tests.
          Bad for rats, sure, but great for humans.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn right

            The literal homosexuals ITT are unironically, right now, talking about how kicking a 4lb dog for barking is what separates the wild and masculine "real men" from "domesticated sois".

            These are the exact people who go out shooting schoolchildren. "Men" who think of themselves as "manly" for fantasizing about kicking a 4lb animal.

            The exact people who shoot children. Exact.
            >Time to show the world that I am a real warrior genes alfa mail

            That is also the kind of person who thinks they need to eat cat shit to have detectable testosterone. You know, normal, healthy men who do not watch anime or play video games have more than enough to begin with.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That is also the kind of person who thinks they need to eat cat shit to have detectable testosterone.
              ...what?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            calling humans a predator species is a bit inaccurate, indians for example are still predated by tigers elephants panthers etc, chinese by industrial machinery and escalators and of course koreans by alleyways when they deploy kpop lures

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    free shot + perfect accuracy? absolutely

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the average person would need a katana but i'm well versed in grand sumo, the strongest martial art, so i would just need a few harites to get the easy win

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably.
    humans are weak as frick and the average human even more so.
    this comic is absolutely true.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really need a katana, though? Just be prepared to get scratched and grab it when it attacks, even unarmed you only need to get one hit in.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that probably wouldn't even be enough. the average person would need gun just to have a chance.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you unterstand the difference between being in a cage fight against a cat and being a poor mexican who doesn't wanna hurt your employer's pet? Any grown adult can kill a house just by stomping on it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            *a house cat*

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh, houses aren't alive... You can't kill them, stomping or otherwise

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're like two minutes late after I corrected the typo, unfunny moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I laughed at his post

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              what do you mean

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't understand how domesticated the average person is. the average person is barely capable of fleeing a dangerous scenario, let alone defending themselves against an agile little critter.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              So why are we assuming in this scenario that the cat is exceptionally aggressive but the human isn't?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the human would revert to its moronic cattle-like mental state as soon as the cat sinks its claws into their cellulite ridden cankle fat.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          most useful femoid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that probably wouldn't even be enough. the average person would need gun just to have a chance.

        >"Just be prepared to get scratched"
        >my counterpoint is a video of a guy trying to not get scratched

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          humans have an extremely low pain tolerance. as soon as they get scratched the cat would have them on the run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop projecting your own weakness onto the rest of the human race. The average homosexual sapiens would obliterate any cat. Grab it by the paws/head/tail and slam it into the ground, stomp on it for good measure.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ultra mega cope. the average human is hilariously weak in body, mind, and spirit.
        could a human from 100 years ago beat a cat? yeah.
        could a human from 1000 years ago beat a cat? absolutely.
        but to think the average porcine homunculus walking the street has anymore than a 30% chance at best of beating any creature other than an insect is laughable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's this homie

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            read the filename

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe this thread's sentiment, i remember recounting a story of how i kicked a Chihuahua across the street when it tried to bite me, and the 5 people i was with looked at me with bewilderment, as if i'd done something completely unnatural.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >as if i'd done something completely unnatural
            because to them, you did. to the average person being attacked by something, violence or self defense isn't even a 3rd or 4th option.
            its:
            1. evade, not even fleeing, just try to "get out of the way"
            2. stand there and try to "tank" the attacks. usually standing there sort of hunched over with their hands limply raised infront of them. almost as it they are trying to defend themselves
            3. run and hide.
            even when confronted with almost certain death unless they fight for their lives, they would resort to blubbering and cowering like an infant.
            i implore anyone reading this to remember this next time they see someone getting attacked.
            once you notice how pathetic the average human is you cant unsee it.

            homie your posts read like shit off that puahate shit we all read when eliot roger embarassed himself on national news.

            [...]
            yeah you acted like a frickin ape you gay ass incel

            >a child says "ur a doodoo head"
            >kick that homosexual in the ribs to show THAT I AM A FRICKING ALPHA MALE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
            >everyone looks at me like i'm crazy because they are domesticated sheeple
            >#sigmagrindset joe rogan would be proud

            i am a 6'2" gym rat homie and this thread is pure white people shit. you gays are pathetic. get laid.

            fricking white people. pathetic. talkin about how they "need" to eat cat shit to finally man up. you mean you werent born a man? dont frickin breed.

            do. not. frickin. breed.

            >no worries you wont

            "ironic" shitposting is against the rules.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you seen how fully grown people will scream and dive for cover if a roach or beetle flies through the air? people are absolute pussies.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              A normal cat wouldn't try to kill a person either, yet here we are assuming the cat is exceptional but the person isn't.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tiny, practically harmless creature tries to bite you
            >Kick it across the street like a 70 iq Black person ape
            >Decent people who see this are naturally shocked at the savagery on display
            >"Hehe, they couldn't believe my strength"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >porcine homunculus
          Fricking pottery

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Infection with a nasty bite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      If it landed a good swipe along a carotid artery that could quickly become lethal.

      Or a good swipe to the artery near your groin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to work in orthopedic surgery and really have seen people lose hands and feet to infection from their cat biting them.
      Pigbites are no picnic either.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it landed a good swipe along a carotid artery that could quickly become lethal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      muh heckin jojo reference

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong you non weeb. I fricking hate normies. That is from baki

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Infection with a nasty bite

      This. There's no other way a cat "wins."

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