If you could transform any person into any animal you want

If you could transform any person into any animal you want

Which person would that be and what animal would you transform them into?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me into a flying squirrel

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pick myself and turn into a budgie. I got my pet budgie 2 years ago and only now started having progress in taming him. I wanna understand what it's like being a tiny parrot.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The man who broke my brain, can't even remember a name or appearance, turn him into a slug and slowly kill him one grain of salt at a time.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Trump into an elephant seal

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Myself
    >Greenland shark
    I just want to be left alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Donald Trump into a great white shark.

      You'll be caught and eaten by a random Icelander.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll be caught and eaten
        at least then my suffering will be over

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the mods and jannies into whatever animal is most likely to be brutally eaten by parasites

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mods and jannies into baby rhesus macaques, like the kind that are native to cambodia and thailand

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girlfriend. Jenny.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn mom into horse

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if i can do it to as many people that i want but must do it now, then i would either turn 90% of all humans into earth worms (excluding my self and my friends of course) just to see what would happen.
    if i have do it now and can only do one person, then i have no idea. probably either biden or trudeau just to see what would happen.
    if i can only do one person then i would save it till im old then turn into either a peregrine falcon or a bobcat. probably the bobcat.
    if it's less of a wish and more of a super power then i would do what ever i want because it's basically just death note. still turn into a bobcat when my body quits on me.
    best option is last one, literately no downsides

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would the person maintain their intellect after being transformed?
    I'm having a hard time answering. It would suck to get transformed against your will. Maybe that autist Dani, since he genuinely wants to be a fox.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would transform my girlfriend into a maned wolf and make it very clear that I still love her and had nothing to do with it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same but horse pussy.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would turn Lemurfag into something with no sense of smell

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Transform politicians into mice and feed them to snakes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would transform Biden into a gerbil so if could shove him up my ass.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would transform (you) into a worm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *happy worm noises*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They call me Hogg because a hog lives dirty. I don’t wash none. And when I get hungry, I eat my own snot. I been wearin’ these clothes since winter. I don’t even take my dick out my pants to piss most times, unless it’s in some cunt’s face. Or all over a cocksucker like you. What I usually do is park the truck in the sun with the light comin’ in and piss my pants up somethin’ terrible. Yeah, boy, all that nice hot stuff, running down my leg, and squirmin’ my ass around in it... I got worms, boy - had 'em ever since I was a kid. But I won’t get rid of ‘em cause I like the way they make my asshole itch. I gotta drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of pizza pies and French fried potatoes to keep a gut like this and all them little fuckers fed. I got a hairy ass and it sure cakes up crusty. But I just don’t believe in wipin’ when I got a freaky little son of a bitch like you to eat it out for me. Now, how do you like that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lolwut, this is what i needed just after waking up

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