If you could transform any person into any animal you want
Which person would that be and what animal would you transform them into?
If you could transform any person into any animal you want
If you could transform any person into any animal you want
Which person would that be and what animal would you transform them into?
me into a flying squirrel
I'd pick myself and turn into a budgie. I got my pet budgie 2 years ago and only now started having progress in taming him. I wanna understand what it's like being a tiny parrot.
The man who broke my brain, can't even remember a name or appearance, turn him into a slug and slowly kill him one grain of salt at a time.
Donald Trump into an elephant seal
>Myself
>Greenland shark
I just want to be left alone
Donald Trump into a great white shark.
You'll be caught and eaten by a random Icelander.
>You'll be caught and eaten
at least then my suffering will be over
the mods and jannies into whatever animal is most likely to be brutally eaten by parasites
mods and jannies into baby rhesus macaques, like the kind that are native to cambodia and thailand
Girlfriend. Jenny.
turn mom into horse
if i can do it to as many people that i want but must do it now, then i would either turn 90% of all humans into earth worms (excluding my self and my friends of course) just to see what would happen.
if i have do it now and can only do one person, then i have no idea. probably either biden or trudeau just to see what would happen.
if i can only do one person then i would save it till im old then turn into either a peregrine falcon or a bobcat. probably the bobcat.
if it's less of a wish and more of a super power then i would do what ever i want because it's basically just death note. still turn into a bobcat when my body quits on me.
best option is last one, literately no downsides
Would the person maintain their intellect after being transformed?
I'm having a hard time answering. It would suck to get transformed against your will. Maybe that autist Dani, since he genuinely wants to be a fox.
I would transform my girlfriend into a maned wolf and make it very clear that I still love her and had nothing to do with it
Same but horse pussy.
I would turn Lemurfag into something with no sense of smell
Transform politicians into mice and feed them to snakes.
I would transform Biden into a gerbil so if could shove him up my ass.
i would transform (you) into a worm
*happy worm noises*
They call me Hogg because a hog lives dirty. I don’t wash none. And when I get hungry, I eat my own snot. I been wearin’ these clothes since winter. I don’t even take my dick out my pants to piss most times, unless it’s in some cunt’s face. Or all over a cocksucker like you. What I usually do is park the truck in the sun with the light comin’ in and piss my pants up somethin’ terrible. Yeah, boy, all that nice hot stuff, running down my leg, and squirmin’ my ass around in it... I got worms, boy - had 'em ever since I was a kid. But I won’t get rid of ‘em cause I like the way they make my asshole itch. I gotta drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of pizza pies and French fried potatoes to keep a gut like this and all them little fuckers fed. I got a hairy ass and it sure cakes up crusty. But I just don’t believe in wipin’ when I got a freaky little son of a bitch like you to eat it out for me. Now, how do you like that?
lolwut, this is what i needed just after waking up