If you could do animal research with a massive budget and no regards for ethics, what would you do?

If you could do animal research with a massive budget and no regards for ethics, what would you do?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwibird trebuchet

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Head transplants. I start with monkeys and work my way up to humans.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetically engineer parasitoid wasps to be able to parasitise and behaviourally modify mammals.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Create a domesticated kangaroo through selective breeding. Imagine docile kangaroos that can't jump over fences and have plenty of lean meat on them.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre called wallabies

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breed land cross.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to figure out how to breed the best feeling pussy in the animal kingdom

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't need to, dolphins already exist.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm restarting the fox domestication program

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd find a way to make sure dogs never get swollen anal glands.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Breed giant chihuahuas the size of bull mastiffs.

    Eugenically direct the trajectory of populations so that everyone looks like 6'4 underwear models with 6 pack abs.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >genetically alter mosquitoes to not need to consume blood to breed
    >wait for them to breed bloodsucking mosquitoes out of existence

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Domesticate river otters in 3-4 generations.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give functional biological or robot hands for animals, then observe how it goes.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    research animal sexual psychology. Figure out if the redditors are right about their muh consent or not

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would create creatures that look exactly like vintage dinosaur art.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dis homie will frick you up

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give scorpions the ability to fly and turn its poison into aids

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do?
    sharks with frikkin laser beams on their head

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uplift mustelids to sapience. Focus on wolverines, Amazonian giant otters, fishers, sea otters, river otters, martens, and ferrets first.

    No mustelid is disposable.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Bill Murray had some weird jobs before he did Meatballs.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uplift ravens, orangutans, and orcas. You know, for fun.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to make crazy hybrids/increase cognition to see what animals could eventually speak.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do a massive tournament of animals to awnser the questions we always ask like would a grizzly or Gorilla win?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >research how to induce long-term deep amnesia
    >I mean making people forget everything
    >just their memories of events and well... everything
    >they keep their personalities (or the most psrt) language capabilities, etc etc.
    >take a group of a dozen varied people, of different languages, cultures and races.
    >put them on an abandoned island
    >observe how they come together, what language comes of them, what society?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's interesting but not for the study of tabula rasa language, but to see if you can retain your personality if all memories are stripped away, if that's more like muscle memory and not related to your declarative memory

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would create cat-girls

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Researching to see how much i have to pay people to bring me the heads of poachers after I supply them with weapon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to do this too, but you know africans, they'll just kill random people and sell their heads as if they're poachers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >more dead Africans
        The problem is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd do it for free, provided bed and board is covered. Also that my ass is covered legally. I already have the best tool for the job, just tell me where to sign

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >FAL
        I too enjoy call of duty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this wont work, the people supplying the poachers just send more
      to stop the the trade you must cut of the demand
      my plan would be this
      >some how permiate rhino horns, pangolin scales, etc with cyanide
      ?when the end consumer tries to eat it, they die
      >now after the first few deaths people would be confused
      >then once they link it to these poached items there will be panic among the users
      >now you anounce what has been done
      >people would panic as they wouldnt know what horns had been tainted so you would end the demand

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Find a substance that can kill exclusively cats and air drop it over the whole world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean domestic cats, or all cat species?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, but for subhumans that hate cats

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. toxobrain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I support your cause.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Samegayging your own post
        Pathetic

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make humans with gills so we could go underwater

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      But whales poop there.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would collect milk samples from every mammal species and see which produces the best tasting and most nutritious milk. If I have funding afterwards for a second project, taste test every egg

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    russian fox domestication project but with zebras

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its already going on in texas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Got a link?
        Quick search only brings up J. Diamond homosexualry citing a study from over a century ago.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play god and eventually go mad

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pick an island, create really weird living conditions there, throw in a bunch of small animals and see how they evolve.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Immortal cyborg orangutans with transcendental intelligence

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to try to properly domesticate some big monitors and crocodilians.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make all farm animals extinct, genocide human population to sustainable levels (for some extra fun, gotta frick up all races equally and force them to work together if they want to live), and let the wilds repopulate.

    Also set up a mechanism to do it again if the human population ever gets over a threshold, or any race's population decreases below a threshold (only I get to do genocides).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kill this woman(man) and anyone who thinks like xher

      Earth shall become a construct of glorious immortal metal. The weakness of the flesh is disgusting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >(for some extra fun, gotta frick up all races equally and force them to work together if they want to live)
      I think you dropped a couple "("s and ")"s on the ends there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hi rabbi

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make human hybrids

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Human/Dolphin sexual relationships.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keyed

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Collie type dogs with human intelligence

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd work on getting parthenogenesis to occur in a laboratory setting in mammals and birds. Probably use rabbits and rats and chickens respectively. Both rats and rabbits are the go to laboratory animal and if I managed to make a strain of parthenogenic chickens both the egg industry and the animal testing supplier companies would make me very rich.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doing everything and anything to Jurassic Park myself a cute dino.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Continue that experiment where they raised bichir on land. Maybe try it on other species of fish.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the good shit. I would live dissect humans to study what areas of their brains are responsible for which tasks. It's important the subject remains conscious, so it can report back what exactly is happening. I.e. figuring out the "neural API". I wouldn't do it for sadism -- sooner or later we have to develop transhumanism tech, and since brain uploads just results in p-zombies, we are forever shackled to at least our brains (which by the way includes the eyes. All depictions of the brain, and I mean all of them, you have ever seen are wrong).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a creep. Also the term you're looking for is vivisect

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    study the psychoactive effects of lsd on elephants but pocket all the acid and release the elephants into US national parks

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A research on all types of animal to find out if, how and where they enjoy being pet.
    Just some dumb useless research idea that some times pops in my mind.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Search rat tickling certificate

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    research ways to airdrop snakes into densely populated areas

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    find a way to make a stable population of mules

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very expensive test on how to get cute animals to live in harmony on a big picturesque property

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but on an island.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This, but also surgically modify them to look human.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Complete Mengele's research on homosexual sapiens

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