If you could bring back one extinct animal, which would it be?

If you could bring back one extinct animal, which would it be?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only "penguin" native to North America.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Passenger pigeon. Imagine a flock of a billion birds that covers the entire sky

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Multituberculates

    Trilobites

    Pterosaurs

    Pycnodont fish

    Placoderms

    Choristoderes

    Dryolestoids

    Basically any and everything you dumb fricks never heard off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >trilobites
      >pterosaurs
      >implying 7 year old boys don't know exactly what these are (western) world wide.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Megalodon, only to spite whale frickers and see them seethe.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mammoths, to see if they could thrive today.
    Quagga, the Rau Quagga looks interesting enough
    Moa/Elephant Birds for their massive size
    Thylacine

    Since the Quagga could return in the next few centuries, I'm going with the Mammoth, only because I think it'd be easier to have the Asian Elephant mimic the appearance of a mammoth and eventually adapt to cooler climates.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. rex
    frick the world

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Neanderthals. They seemingly were very smart, but lonesome and probably autistic. It'd be interesting to see what happens.
    Besides that, probably something that can be made livestock

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carolina conure

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Awoken from their ancient slumber at last

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those blue birds from Rio :,(

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big Dunc

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever tastes the best

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the bubonic plague (on a mass scale)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The plague is not extinct it still exists in madagascar, india and some other shitty places

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also it’s not even that dangerous anymore, there’s even some theories saying humans have adapted since the plague to handle it better

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now I could be selfish and say something i like like trilobites or suchomimus, but rationally? Any large herbivore from the pleistocene, they benefitted the ecosystems they inhabited drastically, and can restore them if they were brought back, like the mammoth

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Megalodon.
    I'd feed David Attenborough to one and wipe his smug shit eating grin from the face of nature documentaries.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think I’ve seen a single good documentary that he wasn’t in for the last 10 years

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    some bad ass dinosaur

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    T-Rex, but it magically can survive in our time because I know twenty frickers are about to post how it would die from oxygen and atmosphere.

    • 1 year ago
      Irish :)

      There was actually less oxygen in the Mesozoic, s I doubt there'd by any problem with that

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Texas wolf and kill all ranchers while im at it

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A tree-browsing sauropod to live in north america. I bet they taste great, and that niche is currently completely unfilled. Also, their young would greatly benefit the predators in NA like catamounts, coyotes, ocelots, wolves, etc and help them while not threatening any existing animals. Bonus: there's nearly no chance they'd want to wander into urban areas or into large fields, or even into dense forests, instead living on their peripheries, so humans wouldn't find them pests one bit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You think you want this, but you don't. It's all fun and games until you have an elephant breaking down your fence and chewing on your favorite tree.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like fun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't. There is a reason why a lot of African farmers shoot elephants on sight.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    terror birds so i can let them loose in australia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying that would be any different from what their current wildlife is like

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Great Auk, Falkland Islands Wolf, Elephant bird, Hokkaido wolf, Quagga, Heath hen, and Giant Moa, are all very tempting. But, if I could only choose one, I'd have to go with the Thylacine. Still sucks this little guy bit the dust.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    None of y'all are curious about Neanderthal pussy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off degenerate scum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You have Neanderthal DNA in you from humans interbreeding with them long ago.
        They were like us, but more orangutan like. More social, agreeable, cooperative. They didn't have much of a chance against humans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      >Tfw no cavewoman gf

      Although I'm honestly still convinced the reason most archaic DNA carried forward in sapiens females were because all the other homosexual women were ugly as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Curious indeed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a israeli girlfriend.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fishe boi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      invertebrates aren't your ancestor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know me punk

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one of the giant land crocodiles, like kaprosuchus or boverisuchus

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thylacine for my sister. She's always wanted to see one.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Old English Bulldog.

    Bringing back the Old English Bulldog from extinction would help to preserve the Bulldog (modern), Boxer, and French Bulldog by outbreeding. This would ensure that it continues to thrive for years to come.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Southern Hound, it's bloodline disappeared as it was interbred with other dogs, beagles, bloodhounds, and foxhounds are all modern day descendants

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thankful for the Southern Hound, it did well. Bloodhounds aren't disgenic from what I know.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yo mama

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