IF IM GOING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WALKING MY DOG, AND YOURE GOING UP THE SAME SIDEWALK WITH LITERALLY NOTHING IN YOUR HANDS , AND THERE ARE NO CARS COMING...

IF IM GOING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WALKING MY DOG, AND YOURE GOING UP THE SAME SIDEWALK WITH LITERALLY NOTHING IN YOUR HANDS , AND THERE ARE NO CARS COMING BY BOTH WAYS, GET THE FRICK OFF THE SIDEWALK FOR 2-4 SECONDS UNTIL WE PASS BY EACH OTHER DAMN IT
>my dog isn’t violent but you don’t know that, and I’m not getting off the sidewalk for you, I’m training my dog to remain on the sidewalk at all times.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sidewalks are a public conveyance for transportation. Dog parks are for mutts (and their dogs - teehee)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. New thread

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    Seems like this is a popular topic so Ive extended the discussion.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual jannies shoah’d it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this is something dog gays get pissy about? Can't wait to do this on purpose. Get fricked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im armed. Frick with me and you frick with fire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont underestimate the rage of a man when you hurt his family or dog. I literally would go nuts and beat you to death if you did that. World needs less psychopaths like you anyways Id be doing society a favor.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF IM GOING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WALKING MYSELF, AND YOURE GOING UP THE SAME SIDEWALK, AND THERE ARE MANY CARS COMING BY BOTH WAYS, GET THE FRICK OFF THE SIDEWALK FOR 2-4 SECONDS UNTIL YOU GET HIT BY A CAR

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get your meme animal off of my $300 shoes.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are in a public space
    >a dog was next to you for 2 seconds
    end of the world
    kill all dogs kill all dog owners

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically and you're moronic. I do not know or love your dog. I don't want to pet your ugly dog. I don't want to meet your ugly dog. Your dog is special to you. Keep it under control or something bad might happen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if a dog comes close to me i might kill it for no reason
        >why is everyone mad
        >why are people saying they'd shoot me on the spot and tell the cops i was going for them

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Since you can't even walk your dog correctly I have no faith that it isn't going to bite. I hope you and your dog like mace.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most ironic part is that the dogs that are most eager to obey their owners every command are also the ones that are the most likely to bite - german shepherds, pitbulls, rottweilers, etc are super submissive to their owner and distrustful and aggressive with strangers, enough that a perfectly heeling rottweiler might randomly break heel, maul you, and then go right back to being a "good boy" because you looked them in the eyes for 1/100th of a second and coughed while being 6 inches too close to "master". The stubborn ass dogs like samoyeds and huskies have almost no aggression towards people and will even try to run if you attack them or their owner.

            The owner, however, might not run. They might shove a camera in your face, get you arrested and made an example of by the media, or smack you around. That's why when people like you finally progress from larp to reality you go for a dog tied to a tree in a field that you had every excuse to just walk around or shoot a dog that's playing fetch in the park with a little woman and then drive away. You are pussies. You get off to this posturing about killing dogs but in the end you are just an ugly woman-brained failed troon desperate for a way to relieve the rage they feel from their gender dysphoria exactly like every murderous incel.

            If you just want to kill a dog stick to breed specific reality. You have every excuse to shoot a charging pitbull or german shepherd. They are everywhere. You would be doing the rest of the dog owners a favor because those shitheads also bite other dogs. Have fun. If you see any off leash pitbull only then do you really have an excuse. Please, kill em all.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you don't treat your dog like a slave cuck i need to attack it
            logic check
            if someone doesn't treat their dog like a slave cuck maybe its because it doesnt bite. moron.

            i'd say i hope you do this to a guy with a gun but if it was a man over 5'10" you'd step aside every time

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You may in fact be actually deranged. Whatever. Keep your dog under control and out of my way or I'm going to douse you both in mace. It's very simple. Even a dumb poor b***h like you can understand that, right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are deranged
                >anyways if a dog comes near me, i am going to mace it and then mace you
                Incel school shooter. Opinion disregarded.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Disregard it all you want, just stay on your side of the path if you enjoy being able to see and breathe.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Disregard it all you want, just stay on your side of the path if you enjoy being able to see and breathe.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You may in fact be actually deranged. Whatever. Keep your dog under control and out of my way or I'm going to douse you both in mace. It's very simple. Even a dumb poor b***h like you can understand that, right?
                >t. los virgin femboy de americas

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always walk around dog walkers because I don't think it's a big deal at all and want to be polite, but holy shit this thread shows that over 80% of dog owners belong in a gas chamber. It's still important to train your dog. It worries me how well you would perform as parents for human children.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not all dogs are servile cucks that will stick to your leg 100% of the time. Eventually, you will get sniffed or you will brush against a dog. It's not a big deal. In fact, such dogs (shiba inu etc) are the most popular on Wauf because they are not as needy and annoying, which comes with it being their nature to be free instead of desperate to please slaves. It's perfectly fine if a dog doesn't have a snappy heel or is stubborn and wants to sniff someone as long as they don't bite. Because being near a dog is not cause for "self defense" or concern. Big deal, a dog was near you or you had to move a little.

      So you need to understand that r/dogfree tourists threatening to kill any dog that doesn't get out of their way is going to cause some salt.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's perfectly fine if a dog doesn't have a snappy heel or is stubborn and wants to sniff someone as long as they don't bite.
        No, it isn't. Get your meme animal off of my $300 shoes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it is. Your choice to spend $300 on shoes without willing to have a spec of dirt on them was 100% yours and is not a right protected by law.

          What's next, people aren't allowed to brush up against you because your coat was $1300 and they might wrinkle it? Grow up. If it's a concern you can't actually afford those clothes. Porsche driver getting mad that tailgating people exposes his car to flying road debris tier.
          >they should have sped up or moved over i was only doing 60 in a 50

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Proof that women shouldn't be allowed in public. I will be walking down my side of the sidewalk. If you or your mutt get in my way you will know regret. Count on that.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Proof that women shouldn't be allowed in public.
              You're the woman here right ms. $300 shoes?
              >If you or your mutt get in my way you will know regret. Count on that.
              Whatever a lady like you thinks she can do, she probably won't do it within arms reach of a man.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same guy you replied to. I've had dogs sniff and jump on me while excited and it's not the end of the world at all and is expected when they're pups still learning. After walking by many people with dogs, I've only had one encounter with an aggressive dog and everything turned out fine. I know some breeds are more trainable than others but it saddens me when I can easily notice some owners make zero attempt at all to properly train them. You should do it for your own sake, not mine. I've still seen some shithead breeds turn out very well so don't sell them short.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just your daily reminder that everyone has a right to use a public sidewalk, you having bought a doug does not give you the privileges of a pharoah king, and nobody is intentionally walking into you or your dog you illiterate skitzoid moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doggays are going to make me hate dogs ffs

      in context this reads like the buildup to a murder

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doggays are going to make me hate dogs ffs

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not happening.
    Stop walking, bring in your leash and keep you and your dog to the side while I walk by. If your dog is trained it will stay by you. If it’s a muh doggo who just heckin needs freedom, it’s getting sprayed or stabbed if it tries to attack

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Me sees dog
    >Dog doesn't see me back
    >Feeew
    >We make eye contact for 0.00046 seconds
    >Dog enters attack mode for no fricking reason

    I love dogs but keep them inside your house if they are this stupid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      two things do this to a dog
      one is being a guarding or fighting breed (these should be exterminated. we have guns and pointy sticks that do a better job)
      hitting your dog to "train" it. at all. shock prong, slaps, break sticks, leash pops... these all make dogs more aggressive.

      and the unsaid third thing
      being a larping redditor making it up

      Not happening.
      Stop walking, bring in your leash and keep you and your dog to the side while I walk by. If your dog is trained it will stay by you. If it’s a muh doggo who just heckin needs freedom, it’s getting sprayed or stabbed if it tries to attack

      op said his dog isn't violent and it's a tiny lapdog

      why are you redditors incapable of responding to a dog issue without coming up with an excuse to fantasize about hurting or killing the dog? then you get pissy when someone rightfully assumes you are just mentally ill and will start shooting if a dog sniffs you too suddenly, and says "if you draw I SHOOT YOU". the US has had a lot of mass shootings and the general sentiment is becoming that this country is chock full of autistic incels of the type to pull weapons if a dog just moves quickly towards them like everything is a pitbull.

      back when it wasn't 41% we didn't have this issue.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If someone drew a gun and started shooting a dog just for sniffing or moving towards them, I would 100% assume they would shoot the owner next and then start shooting anyone who tried to interfere with continued violence or their escape. It's such a stupid and impulsive move it just stinks of the kind of mentally ill person who really WANTS to go down fighting, or just feel real powerful.

        That kind of guy posts a manifesto every week on places like /LULZ/. Stuff like "i'll shoot stacy, and if chad has a problem with it, he can kneel before his new god or i will shoot him next". Only these people are obsessed with shooting dogs instead so it's "if your mutt bothers me I will shoot it, and then you can kneel before your new god or I will shoot you next". Eventually the larp will leave their heads. It's a guarantee.

        Then on the other hand you have so many of >those people around that there are now people carrying guns specifically for the opportunity of being a hero and putting them down...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If they don't make at least one threat of violence, they don't feel like a man, and if someone doesn't counter with another threat of violence, they don't feel like a man.

        The heckin doggo bullshit speak is a red flag that their mind is now 99% chud, wojak, and gigachad memes 1% critical thought.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If someone drew a gun and started shooting a dog just for sniffing or moving towards them, I would 100% assume they would shoot the owner next and then start shooting anyone who tried to interfere with continued violence or their escape. It's such a stupid and impulsive move it just stinks of the kind of mentally ill person who really WANTS to go down fighting, or just feel real powerful.

        That kind of guy posts a manifesto every week on places like /LULZ/. Stuff like "i'll shoot stacy, and if chad has a problem with it, he can kneel before his new god or i will shoot him next". Only these people are obsessed with shooting dogs instead so it's "if your mutt bothers me I will shoot it, and then you can kneel before your new god or I will shoot you next". Eventually the larp will leave their heads. It's a guarantee.

        Then on the other hand you have so many of >those people around that there are now people carrying guns specifically for the opportunity of being a hero and putting them down...

        Op here. Can confirm I am scared of mentally ill people provoking my dog, especially more so after this thread. Im already scared bad enough after hearing stories about mentally deranged leaving poisoned treats for dogs out in the porch or backyard for pets to find for no reason other than /r/petfree inceldom. Frick this gay earth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Op here again. SEE THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT. Its not just schizo fear, this shit is real. Incels hate dogs. Fricking homosexuals.
          https://nypost.com/2023/06/27/man-stabs-familys-11-year-old-dog-to-death-in-unprovoked-attack/
          No amount of heel training will work with these demons. They will find ANY excuse to kill dogs. Would-be brazilians monkey-torture-fetishists but born in the states so they sort to dog-torture fetishism. Frick this gay stupid earth.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was another time when someone shot an australian shepherd that was 20 yards away off leash in an empty park, accompanied by its female owner that was like five feet away. And they post here.

            Some anon was bragging about “putting down some b***hes out of control shitbeast” giving some sparse detail and then he said “i made it to the news”. Suspect never caught. Never got retribution because unarmed woman.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In this case reported today, the dog was leashed, with its owner literally right next to them. Long leash sure, but they were at the park. I can’t even imagine the thought process going on to go “hey, this dog is on a long leash. Gee, what if i trip over it? Better kill it!” Goodness fricking gracious what the frick is going on with this world?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take a look at the typical anti-dog rhetoric on Wauf or maybe stop by r/dogfree or r/petfree. These people don't really live in reality. They live in a constructed narrative made of pitbull attack articles, made up stories, zooville posts, and their fellow morons false flags.

                Its only a matter of time before mass shootings come to the dog parks with how much violent derangement comes from these people. Unfortunately, dog park people tend to be liberal, and therefore not carrying. Conservatives tend to frick off to the woods with their dogs.

                It's not exactly new either. People were murdering random cats first.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he definitely posted here
                >THIS FRICKING MUTT IS A DANGER TO ME I NEED TO WALK HERE I DONT KNOW YOUR FRICKING DOG ITS COMING RIGHT AT ME FRICKING DOG RAPISTS PUTTING EVERYONE IN DANGER! NOISE POLLUTION BARK BARK TRAIN AND LEASH YOUR FRICKING DOG THESE MUTTS BELONG IN CAGES
                >mommy why is the angry black man ripping out sunny's intestines while screaming?
                >Socioeconomic factors.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what the frick is this thread? If you're afraid your dog might bite just put a muzzle on it, what the frick?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody is afraid their dog might bite
      people are afraid some school shooter-esque incel will walk up and kick their dog for his weird insecure eliot roger reasons and try to force it to bite him

      this is kind of Wauf specific because this board is home to some r/dogfree schizos who were bad enough to get kicked off reddit

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey here's a horrible cliché analogy i'm going to make anyway. if you are driving a car i HAVE to get out of your way, or i will get hit by a car. this is true. howayver, if you are driving recklessly and curb a b***h and hit me on the sidewalk guess who is culpable? it ain't me. it's just like Wakanda said: "with great power comes train your dog and take it to dog friendly locations to reduce the chances of things going wrong"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine someone is driving down the road. You are riding your motorcycle down the road. You run into their car on purpose and tell them to stop hogging the pavement.

      I will not move my dog for you. They don’t bite unless you assault them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        my friend i dont drive but i am pretty sure if i am riding a motorcycle in a legal fashion and you hit me with your car - assuming i haven't become a pink mist - it isn't me that will get a court date. nobody is intentionally running into your dog and I'm not sure why you are so fixated on this concept that nobody said or implied in over two hundred posts and three days. thing about dogs is they move around and 6' of leash is well over the width of most sidewalks. that's why you, as in you the dog owner, are supposed to train your dog to behave properly on a leash so it isn't running around willy nilly getting in peoples' way. there are places specifically designed for dogs to run around all willy nilly you should look into that

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my friend i dont drive
          Shocker. Coincidentally, diagnosed morons are also legally not allowed to drive.
          Checks out.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you never go outside or what? With your right picture, i can’t guarantee you aren’t nipped by my dog, even professionally trained. K9 dogs have mishaps too

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not obligated to move for you.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I won't, you entilted manchild. Cry more. Also if your dog attacks anyone, no matter the reason, the state will mandate you to put it down so maybe you get to the side, eh?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no matter the reason
      This is false in civilized areas. Most of us live outside algeria, mohamet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.

        No I won't, you entilted manchild. Cry more. Also if your dog attacks anyone, no matter the reason, the state will mandate you to put it down so maybe you get to the side, eh?

        Outside of your favela, if you aggravate against me and my dog, we have a right to Stand Our Grand and maim you.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT I learned to always shoot dogs, leashed or unleashed, unless they are heeling diligently behind their owners.
    RIP doggo, should have learned to heel IDIOT!!
    >mfw a doggay tries to say his dog has right of way over my bullet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is full legal precedent to shoot anyone who has a gun in their hand. just saying. so you basically said you learned to go on a killing spree until you run into a conservative male, and then you become a poster child for why everyone should vote red especially if you used a "democrat approved self defense weapon" like a revolver or a double barrel shotgun.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >legal precedent to shoot anyone who has a gun in their hand
        My whole point was that this thread is full of morons. Like you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        remind me how many random public mass shooting sprees have been stopped by le conservative good guys with guns lately? i can think of one, in a church, and that was how many years ago now

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If even one hair off your dog's ass touches me I'm going to sell a fake injury so hard it gets euthanized.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.
      You aren’t doing shit, gaylord.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always found people who refuse to move at all off of paths to be kind of strange. Like, I'm happy to move, but if we are walking towards eachother and we could both move slightly so neither of us have to leave the path, why not do that? I suppose if you value being alpha over not being a social moron then more power to you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are just extremely fricking fluoridated and it doesn’t even come to them that they can move with these machines called legs

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sane, normal, not deranged thread. Keep it up,

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >230 replies
    >17 posters
    what spectrum of the autism rainbow does one need to be to engage in such behavior

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine shows 29 ips which still isn't great.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone yeilds to your pet
    lmao no, as a matter of fact im gonna walk up to it and pet it. make ur dog tame homie do ur job

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how dogshits will say dogs are better than cats at killing pests and small game, but somehow they are unable to dent bird or reptile populations. It's kind have like how homosexuals will say their staffy wouldn't hurt a fly, but also they make the best guard/attack dogs. Almost like all doggays are disingenuous npcs who all think and act the same.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get fukt

    Honestly I’m surprised you bothered even putting your mongrel on a leash. Well I’m sure the leash is still long enough for your mutt to leave a nice pile of shit in my yard I get to step in while mowing.

    Also make sure to let your dog out at 4am and keep him out till midnight because the entire neighborhood loves hearing him bark every thirty seconds.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey bro is that a german shepherd?
    >yeah she's pretty cool
    >AHEM. hello, DOGFRICKERS.
    >dude is this your friend?
    >no i dont know him he's probably homeless
    >You like DOGS? You must want to frick them. You see, I hate dogs, and I can't imagine you smelly dog homosexuals wanting to be surrounded by the heady canine musk unless you were fricking your dog constantly. God I hate dogs so much. Their pussies are massive, slimy, and probably really tight on the inside. It disgusts me. No wonder all you dog homosexuals frick your stupid shit eating mutts.
    >oh god go away
    >There's no way you could resist diving face first into their crotch and tonguefricking that big disgusting mutt muff if you had to smell that stench in your home all day. And the barking. How do you live with the barking? If I had to live with your yappy MUTT I would grab it by the hips and start railing it into submission to get it to shut up. God I hate dogs and dog owners so much. Stop having so much sex with your moronic, violent shit eating and extremely attractive dogs.
    >what the frick
    >And to think, you dograpists PICK UP SHIT WITH YOUR HANDS. That probably gives you a boner, and then you go home and eat it don't you? That's what the bag is for. You probably make your "dogwife" shit on your chest don't you?
    >let's just leave he might have a knife
    >That's right, DOGFRICKERS. Run away. You fear the catCHAD. Go have hot steamy sex with your stupid sexy dog and fill their tight dog pussy with cum. And if you bring that mutt onto my sidewalk again I'll frick it right in its stupid sexy dog butthole and make it eat the shit off my dick!
    >ew. bye moron.
    >I HATE DOGS! FRICK OFF DOGFRICKERS! IM FRICKING WHITE! DOGS ARE ANTI WHITE! israeliteS SAY MORE DOGS, LESS CHILDREN! ALL WHITE WOMEN FRICK DOGS! IN 2005 XI XINPING XIU XHANG APPROVED A GOVERNMENT FUNDED HOAX TO PAY OFF WESTERN PALEONTOLOGISTS TO INVENT FEATHERED DINOSAURS AND MAKE CHINESE DRAGON MYTHS LOOK TRUE!
    >call the cops once he's out of sight. i think he's on drugs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the authentic experi/an/ce

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, doggays are fricking pathetic.
      t. catchad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There it is, the final line in the greentext larp

        Perfect adlib. You're really in character.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is this a reference to?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steins;gate.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              is that some weirdo dog schizo game? not interested

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anime website

                Go back, schizo redditor.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what anime?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone actually read this wall of text? Is what dog people do all day? No wonder type people were actually talking about assaulting people for not moving aside for your dog at the top of the thread.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/55Q9y3S.jpg

        Too long, didn't sneed.

        You mad?

        samegay seethe having a meltdown cuz someone copied from his blog

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dog people
        i made that post and i'm a bird person. i defend dogs because it is honorable. they protect my people from the feline menace and also get rid of turkeys, who are homosexuals, and deserve it.

        CCAW! CCCCAW!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally malting
          Dogs kill plenty of birds dogtard, they'd easily kill even more than cats if they were allowed to roam as much. Just goes to show laws work.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dogs kill plenty of birds
            Where? new zealand, where they can't fricking fly? who cares.

            I love how dogshits will say dogs are better than cats at killing pests and small game, but somehow they are unable to dent bird or reptile populations. It's kind have like how homosexuals will say their staffy wouldn't hurt a fly, but also they make the best guard/attack dogs. Almost like all doggays are disingenuous npcs who all think and act the same.

            >How could a dog be best at hunting rats but not good at hunting something that flies? IMPOSSIBLE

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              catgays truly are stupid
              >HOW COULD CATS EXTERMINATE BIRDS BUT NOT RATS IT MAKES NO SENSE!?
              >rat reproductive rate, per rat: 84/yr
              >bird reproductive rate, per bird (bluejays for an example): 3-7/yr
              >HOW?
              >rat: medium sized terrestrial animal well adapted to hiding from and fighting off cats, but bad at fighting off dogs
              >bird: small flying animal with hollow bones that cats are well adapted to catching
              they truly. are stupid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cattroons know their toxo generator is an invasive pest causing ecological harm, and will try to down play it as hard as they can. You know why? Because deep down they’re afraid of a real cat genocide, australia style.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is OP actually a schizophrenic dogfricker? What the frick is going on in this thread? Jesus Christ.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, OP is just some angry redditor who got yelled at by a karen

      the schizophrenic dogfricker is someone else but its hard to explain who because of his multiple personalities. one of them really hates dogs and comes up with any excuse to deride them or fantasize about hurting them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP here. I did find the first poster Karen-like but they later conceded in

        Listen, I'm having a bad day and may have said a lot of stupid shit. I'm sorry and I'm going to go touch grass. I like dogs and don't wish them any harm but it is annoying when you have to deal with someone's hundred pound shoulder surfer when you're just trying to get a pack of smokes. In OP's scenario I would move aside but I live in a city and that scenario comes up rarely at best.

        but that was yesterday. Today is today. They’re back again because of reasons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        people who brag about having super cool dogs always gave me zoophile vibes like this homie

        My dog is a trained protection dog who only bites people who put their hands on me showing clear aggression and he has a chip on his shoulder regarding melanated males so you might want to rethink that kick given how it looks in court down here in kansas.

        like can't you just throw hands with a homie who kicks your dog? damn you a b***hmade homosexual if you let your dog do the fighting for you lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually trained k9 dogs will do more damage than any bruce lee ever will.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoophile vibes
          Also, you have a mental illness. Regular people don’t think about this stuff when someone talks positively about their dog. Please seek help and stop shitting up my thread.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zoophile vibes
          Where moron? You see zoophilia everywhere, you probably got it. Get your head checked.

          >You can't throw hands?
          No the point is you're such a b***h a dog could kick your ass while I smoked a joint.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zoophile vibes
            Also, you have a mental illness. Regular people don’t think about this stuff when someone talks positively about their dog. Please seek help and stop shitting up my thread.

            Actually trained k9 dogs will do more damage than any bruce lee ever will.

            Dude just stop replying to the guy. He's obviously baiting you. You're just making yourself look more guilty by replying.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'd just kick your dog if it tries to bite me tho

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog is a trained protection dog who only bites people who put their hands on me showing clear aggression and he has a chip on his shoulder regarding melanated males so you might want to rethink that kick given how it looks in court down here in kansas.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're a homosexual?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it true that you frick your dogs?

          Samegayging schizo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm a homosexual
          >Fricking
          >Awesome
          >Germanic
          >God
          >Of
          >Testosterone
          Get out of my dog's way, lib. Not like I have to say it. You'd cross the street if he made eye contact with you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I'm not sure if you actually do own this 'protection dog' because if you did you'd know that they have the brittlest bones out there and that a stomp from an average human would absolutely crush their forelegs. Chances are, you're just some zoophile larper who lusts after German shepherds

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now that we got more context, this post sounds like some creep who just got turned on and manages his dog fetish by going over the top hating on them. Holy yikes dude, forget hitting the pavement, time to hit the meds.

              [...]
              you seem pretty defensive

              Shush alice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol it sounds more like he'd cross the street to hide his boner with how much he brings up "dog frickers" and "dog rapists"

            whenever this moron sees a dog the first thing that he thinks of is its owner fricking it. seriously. what a freak!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that you frick your dogs?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody:
          >not a soul:
          >you: YOU HAVE DOG? YOU HAVE DOG SEX? IS DOG SEX GOOD? WHATS IT LIKE? TELL ME MORE. I HATE DOGS BTW THATS WHY IM SO INTERESTED IN PEOPLE RAPING THEM.
          I have really bad news for you.
          https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5731508/

          >Other factors correlated with toxoplasmosis, e.g., zoophilia and homosexual sex (not the homosexual orientation), had no direct relation to BDSM or fear [10]. Generally, infected subjects expressed relatively high attraction to nonconventional sexual practices, especially certain BDSM-related practices, but they also reported to perform such activities less often than the Toxoplasma-free subjects.
          You have toxo. Probably from eating a mexican salad. This has made you obsessed with disgusting sexual deviance. It's a mental illness. Now that you know this, I pray you can overcome it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/i2OHGRM.jpg

            Yeah I'm a homosexual
            >Fricking
            >Awesome
            >Germanic
            >God
            >Of
            >Testosterone
            Get out of my dog's way, lib. Not like I have to say it. You'd cross the street if he made eye contact with you.

            you seem pretty defensive

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the FRICK UP. You keep bringing up this topic of dog sex unprompted. NO. I do NOT have sex with my trained protection dog. Can you stop spamming the thread with these false and unfounded accusations? Fricker. I fricking hate you. You better fricking stop this shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >larping as me
                Oh yeah something tells me I hit the nail on the head with this
                >this post sounds like some creep who just got turned on and manages his dog fetish by going over the top hating on them. Holy yikes dude, forget hitting the pavement, time to hit the meds.
                that explains a lot of the shitposting on Wauf, actually

                It seems every thread some guy really hates dogs, but literally cant stop bringing up how he imagines everyone having sex with them.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too long, didn't sneed.

            You mad?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then don’t come here crying with pictures of your bite marks about muh heckerino dog owner demonz

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        *unsheathes katana*
        Is that a threat?
        *one eye begins glowing*

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tsk. Ningen cat-phagerrino.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks ur path*
    *farts*

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is deranged
    hundreds of millions of people walk their dogs every day without a single issue and you people are writing all this made up daydream psychobabble
    you have never, ever, run into a situation anything like those described itt. not once.
    you people are utterly divorced from reality. you talk like you haven't been outside in centuries. you talk like you've never met another person.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once kick an unleashed dog in the face when it run straight to me. The owner was taking a beer next by and got angry, but there was nothing she could do. Is not like a norm or anything but I can at least say it happen to me once.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and then you stomped it and the owner showed you how to tenderize ribs and you shot the owner and there was a legal battle about who was supposed to move?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, take your fanfic elsewhere

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That tard has been shitting up the whole board for weeks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      im trans btw. Sorry for harassing u OPand dogfrens, im just mad i chopped my peepee

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ, doggays are annoying

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're the kind of dog owner that stands on one side of the sidewalk while your dog walks on the other leaving the leash in the middle as a massive tripwire
    FRICK YOU, no seriously, FRICK YOU
    Nobody likes you
    Keep your dog on your side so others can walk by on the other

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get fricked. I'll shoot you and your dog if either of you act like a Black person.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, if my dog even smells a troon (they usually smell like feces) and if the troon tries some gypsy shit and fricks with me and my dog, its mauling their face off. You can try and frick with my dog with any weapon you have, youre getting mauled before you can even react. I have a retired police dog that was for sale. 7 years old too, so they’re still kicking.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will pick up the dog for the elderly and handicappedane may even for fatasses. But i will not pick them up for your troon kind. He will bite you, and you will not draw arms, because you hate guns, ahahahahahahaha.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      And maybe even for fatasses* fixed typos

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a guy with broken knees and a permanent limp I will never make space for some guy's pooch wtf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok then don’t. This doesn’t apply to you. I think this should be pretty obvious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hope you like dying of rabies chud

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "schizo doggays spam walls of text at each other" episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4551975
      Your horrible tendency to avoid capital letters outs you like sperm in a hotel shone under black light.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally my first post in the thread schizo
        and it's called not being a phoneposter

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    (You)

    See? The (You) is JUST out of your reach, sweatie. <;D

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not getting off the sidewalk for you
    What is this entitlement?
    Control your dog

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The (You)s have run out for you.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-issue schizo contrarian thread

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ps if your dog has rabies and you know it and are still taking it to walk in public you are in deep shit. if it has rabies and you don't know when it bites me i guess all three of us are in deep shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i guess all three of us are in deep shit.
      Thats the point ive been hammering home all thread but the mentally ill troon insists it must have moral prerogative to approach a potentially dangerous dog, and then accuse me of being solely at fault. Bringing up training is irrelevant, even professional dog trainers for dog shows acknowledge through a signed contract if shit goes wrong its on the trainers fault. And im not having that, if you want gypsy me and aggravate my dog purposely to incriminate me, go ahead, but you are at risk of having your head caved in there on the spot or in hospital fines, metaphorically.
      >you are risking danger even walking by a trained dog, which is still, a beast.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to gypsy *
        Fixed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thats the point ive been hammering home all thread
        you're having to "hammer it home" because its moronic and nonsensical. you should know if your dog has fricking rabies. maybe i'm assuming a lot about kansas here but most people bring their animals in to the vet regularly.

        bringing up training is not irrelevant because a well trained dog with a good temperament is not ->likely<- to be a problem. yes weird shit happens and dogs have full moron moments. that's why you shouldn't have them around strangers unless it's necessary. theres an entire outside you can bring your dog to it doesn't need to be with you when you go to buy milk or whatever. and since appeals to humanity aren't working i guess i'll say again: proper training and being in appropriate dog areas are as much for your dog's safety as they are for everyone around you. but then you don't get to force people out of your way like a self important frickhead. you're right man. bring the dog clubbing. drive slow in the fast lane. grill inside. it's all legal why not.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >appeals to humanity
          You were unironically employing fallacies purposefully to strenghten your argument? I do recall once upon a time in public schooling for Common Core, where some teachers did teach this strategy; but I'm afraid it's a psyop in order to make non-elite children moronic in order to gappen the divide in intelligence and education between common people such as you, and the children of the elite.
          In other words, refrain from purposefuly using fallacies as a guide to make your arguments. Argument entirely nullified.
          >aren't working i guess i'll say again: proper training and being in appropriate dog areas are as much for your dog's safety as they are for everyone around you. but then you don't get to force people out of your way like a self important frickhead. you're right man. bring the dog clubbing. drive slow in the fast lane. grill inside. it's all legal why not.
          If my dog bites you and they unknowingly have rabies, you will most likely die. Because you refused to move.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, honey, appeal to humanity means i am trying to connect (appeal) to your sense of common decency (sometimes called 'humanity').

            if some rando drives by and shoots your dog you have a dead dog. i guess i win the argument and you should keep your dog where it belongs. that was easy.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I usually always have my phone on me, and since I live in a wealthy neighborhood where it's mostly white, we have cameras and guns. Argument nullified sweatie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh well gee if you're wealthy i guess you can afford a car and have a nice kansas yard. your dog can shit in the yard and you can use the car to take the dog to places where dogs belong without exposing it to strangers or risking it giving anyone rabies. everybody wins!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuh uh. Consider it childish, or even -the de-facto human lifestyle- to take your dog out to areas where humans are. I know, it's gross! Ugh! I'm still taking my dog out where humans are! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                >And if it's just you, and just me, crossing each other on the side walk, it is actually a white person thing to get OFF the sidewalk for a bit, when there are no cars, so that we can both avoid an oopsie
                🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes my obdurate friend i agree and have many times now. if it is safe and convenient i will move. if it's not, and it commonly isn't where i live, you should be able to maneuver your dog so i can get by and the dog should be trained to not pose a threat or be a nuisance. since you have a dog that a cat could kill and eat you also have the option to pick it up. there are ways to own a dog and not be an butthole about it, y'know?

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if there's no cars what's stopping you from moving aside alongside your dog?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would slightly inconvenience op and his dog and he'd have to violently assault you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because depending on the sidewalk, there may be a wall on one side, and getting onto the street, off sidewalk with your dog, when not crossing streets in ordained areas to cross streets; You begin to teach your dog deadly habits

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off the sidewalk * fixed.

        that would slightly inconvenience op and his dog and he'd have to violently assault you.

        >assault
        Now you’re just projecting.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My dog walks wherever they want because I value their happiness over your autism. Get fricked. If they're in your way and you run into them instead of stepping aside I'll teach you how to tenderize ribs.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn’t me, learn how to differentiate anons you fricking dumbass. That anon is based though.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              explain why you need to have your dog on a sidewalk. no yard? no car? can't get attention if you're not being a pain in the ass? ill move if i can. your dog jumps on me im going to shove him away. your dog bites me or either of my dogs i'm going to stomp him out. you do whatever you want you can carry your half pound boot stain home in a bag afterwards. simple as buck-o.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have to reiterate to your kind (youve admitted your earlier comments were out of you having a bad day)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok good i suppose we are done here then. if i can move aside without getting run over or mud all over my shoes i will. if i can't i will try to get by you and your dog like a normal person. if i can't because you and your dog are taking up the entire fricking path like you dicks love to do i will manage as best as i can. if that ends up with your dog getting stepped then oops sorry man and i'll keep walking while you impotently seethe and daydream about kicking my ass. we got a deal buddy?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some sidewalks are so narrow you simply have to get on the street unless you want to find yourself with rabies.
                >you’re still going to have to move out of the way of my dog unless you want to risk contacting rabies. Need i remind you that even if your water has broken during pregnancy or your father Cletus has his funeral ordained and you’re on your way, if you contact rabies you go to a doctor that will serve you immediately and say I HAVE 100% BEEN EXPOSED TO RABIES.
                >The treatment won't hurt you if it's not rabies but
                RABIES CAN NOT BE DIAGNOSED UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE AND YOUR DEATH IS 100%
                ASSURED. The moment you show a single rabies symptom, a 12 gauge shotgun angled from your brainstem to your frontal lobe is preferable to what awaits you, because there is no cure. You slowly die as your brain cooks alive.
                >Don’t get near me or my dog. I’m going to be armed.
                Given your hotshit attitude, you’re on a highway to an early grave.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                my hotshot attitude is 'please be respectful and aware of people around you and take your dog to places where dogs are encouraged to be and not in fricking walmart or a bar or a busy pedestrian area where everyone has to go out of their way because you own a dog.' i can tell you're the type of person worried about clots and recently interested in gas stoves.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >'please be respectful
                That's rich coming from the gay employing gun threats when we're talking about a nonviolent dog.
                >>"you don't know that"
                That's right, so get the frick away from my dog.
                >>"muh clot shot obsessed"
                Well consider it pottery. The self-obsessed bipolar nutjob obsessed with putting down dogs, wants to talk about self-respect and mandated vaxx shots. I'm the last person you want to speak to regarding this. I'm one of the "rare" vaxxed that are actually registered under VAERS. So take your projection up your ass and kindly become irrelevant again, as you are, as ESG money starts to run out to guilt trip cattle into letting homosexuals like you into every crevice of society.
                >gas stoves
                These are bad, and you should tread more carefully online than blanket label ANONYMOUS posters online, you mentally ill freak job.

                >Some sidewalks are so narrow you simply have to get on the street unless you want to find yourself with rabies.
                i missed this somehow. another option is for YOU to teach YOUR dog to heel so it walks behind you for the two seconds it takes for us to pass each other. otherwise i guess we're just going to stand there staring for eternity? not sure what you think the solution here is, if you can't move over neither can i lol. like i said a certain mentality that leads to buying red hats. i guess manners aren't a big subject in kansas.

                So you rather have a fellow human commit the crimen of jaywalking?

                1. We're talking about a situation in which there are no cars nearby. There is no danger posed for you by getting off the sidewalk for 3 seconds unless you need an elevator for your lard ass to do so.
                2. It is more respectful to acknowledge that teaching dogs that getting off sidewalks is ok- is actually dangerous.
                Keep up these mentally ill comments, I'm only gradually increasing my hate for ~~*you*~~.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's rich coming from the gay employing gun threats when we're talking about a nonviolent dog.
                the "threat" was that if you physically assault me because you cant control your dog i will make my best attempt to ventilate you. attacking random people for kicking your "friendly" dog away from them is a credible signal of violent insanity. also this was before you mentioned you have a dog an owl could carry off. i assumed you meant a normal dog.
                >We're talking about a situation in which there are no cars nearby.
                ok. so why don't you move into the gutter and let your dog stay on the sidewalk. why do i have to get out of your way because you have a dog. that's really the crux of the issue my guy. is it a service dog? are you a plainclothes k9 officer? no? just a self important douchelord? gotcha.

                >*I* bought a DOG! That makes me SPECIAL! Everyone out of the way of me and my DOG! He might have RABIES! You don't know! HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND MY *DOG* BUT DON'T TOUCH IT OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP!
                >Also you're an entitled butthole.
                o.O
                what do you do if you run into someone pushing a stroller

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ; the Post.
                I find this a common theme among ~~*them*~~
                Anyways.

                >the "threat" was that if you physically assault me because you cant control your dog i will make my best attempt to ventilate you.
                No, the threat was that if my dog doesn't perfectly obey commands 100.000000% of the time, then you will shoot it down. This was your earlier threat which you then apologized for by saying you had a bad day in

                Listen, I'm having a bad day and may have said a lot of stupid shit. I'm sorry and I'm going to go touch grass. I like dogs and don't wish them any harm but it is annoying when you have to deal with someone's hundred pound shoulder surfer when you're just trying to get a pack of smokes. In OP's scenario I would move aside but I live in a city and that scenario comes up rarely at best.

                or rather the apology was from the other poster talking about me being in Kansas (I'm not.) Either of which, both of you (or you singularly) are mentally ill and need to seek therapy for your anger issues, immediately.
                >i assumed you meant a normal dog.
                Dogs come in all shapes and sizes, just fricking ask questions before coming off as a psych ward escapee.
                >ok. so why don't you move into the gutter and let your dog stay on the sidewalk.
                Because 99% of the time, pedestrians dont move AT ALL, they stay in the center of the side walk, even after I got out of the way, and my dog not- they are just barely on the edge but just on the edge enough to nibble your ankle so they choose- and it just takes one mentally ill homosexual like you to take a nibble as a "vicious bit" in which they take out their arms and start attempting to blast before I do.
                > why do i have to get out of your way because you have a dog. that's really the crux of the issue my guy.
                Because as you may have said earlier, or the other anon, in most civilized socities, we have this wonderful creation called "manners".
                >o.O
                Effiminate moron. Time wasting bait question avoided. Bet you force people with strollers to move for you too. Fricking gay-lord.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No, the threat was that if my dog doesn't perfectly obey commands 100.000000% of the time, then you will shoot it down.
                literally no. that post is still there you can go look at again if you want. words are important and they mean things. also, on a slow moving board it is considered polite to sage pointless bullshit argument posts so the thread isn't constantly being bumped.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally no
                Like literally literally no? Or like, no?
                You said what you said, and the entire thread minus the other first poster (clearly a dog hating israelite) flamed you for it. Even new comers to the thread such as

                Non-issue schizo contrarian thread

                see your schizo traits.
                Sage all you want, it comes off as effeminate and angsty. Consider Reddit, where you can block threads more easily. Or consider installing Waufx. Don’t get near me or my dog or you might find yourself in trouble:

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sage all you want, it comes off as effeminate and angsty.
                sage is not a downvote newfren it has a legitimate purpose that i explained. you are also still here arguing so this thread has at least two schizos.

                take your dog camping and it won't be an issue.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Some sidewalks are so narrow you simply have to get on the street unless you want to find yourself with rabies.
                i missed this somehow. another option is for YOU to teach YOUR dog to heel so it walks behind you for the two seconds it takes for us to pass each other. otherwise i guess we're just going to stand there staring for eternity? not sure what you think the solution here is, if you can't move over neither can i lol. like i said a certain mentality that leads to buying red hats. i guess manners aren't a big subject in kansas.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you rather have a fellow human commit the crimen of jaywalking?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fine june afternoon
    >be in town running errands
    >suddenly the mail boy runs down the street
    EVERYONE QUICK CLETUS IS COMING
    >everyone dashes for the saloon doors
    >it's too late
    >cletus appears over the hill in silhouette
    >he's walking his dog, Parvo
    >people dive to get out of his way
    >some press their backs to the walls and hide their faces
    >one guy dives under a moving wagon and is crushed to death
    >a low murmer rises from the crowd
    >it's blind goody Eward taking baby Elmer for an afternoon stroll
    >she's oblivious to the danger
    >Parvo finishes shitting on the street
    >he wanders over to goody Eward on his fifty foot leash
    >voices in the saloon urge goody Eward to take shelter
    >she doesn't hear them in time and Parvo's nose bumps baby Elmer's perambulator
    >gasps ring out
    >a woman shrieks
    >suddenly a voice rings out from the hill:
    WHO'S FRICKIING WITH MUH DOG?
    >Cletus ambles over
    Now Cletus he didn't mean nothin' by it!
    SORRY PARD' BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES
    >every man doffs his hat, women are sobbing
    >the womenfolk press their faces to their mens' chests as a single shot rings out
    >goody Eward bows numbly over the now silent pram while Cletus and Parvo disappear down the empty street as the shadows lengthen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the story gpt-3 but you’re still going to have to move out of the way of my dog unless you want to risk contacting rabies. Need i remind you that even if your water has broken during pregnancy or your father Cletus has his funeral ordained and you’re on your way, if you contact rabies you go to a doctor that will serve you immediately and say I HAVE 100% BEEN EXPOSED TO RABIES.
      The treatment won't hurt you if it's not rabies but
      RABIES CAN NOT BE DIAGNOSED UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE AND YOUR DEATH IS 100%
      ASSURED. The moment you show a single rabies symptom, a 12 gauge shotgun angled from your brainstem to your frontal lobe is preferable to what awaits you, because there is no cure. You slowly die as your brain cooks alive.

      Don’t get near me or my dog. I’m going to be armed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        take your dog to the park and it won't be an issue.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get out of the way or there’s a chance you’re dead.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            take your dog on a hiking trail and it won't be an issue.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Continue this jack ass attitude in life and you will find yourself dead.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                take your dog literally anywhere other than a public space where people are trying to walk and it won't be an issue.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dead in a ditch before the average humans expiration date* fixed.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain this to be?
    I'm from upstate New York and never had to get out of the way when passing by someone with their dog, I just walked past them to the side and it was fine.
    But then I moved to Illinois and people walking their dog would cross to the other side of they saw me coming, or wait until I passed if we were going to cross paths at an intersection.

    Is the issue that they think their dogs will attack or something? Isn't that kind of a sign of a poorly trained dog if it can't handle a stranger walking next to them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      New York dogs are pretty docile because theyre treated like indoor cats. My dog has a field to run around and hunt rabbits and what not. Take an NY dog to a kansas farm for a few years and theyll get pretty wild, training or not. You can’t seriously expect trained dogs to NEVER break training. They’re genetically beasts and independent spirits. Such as humans.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was the suburbs on both occasions.
        If the issue is just the dog having a small chance to break training and attack, is it really that necessary to have to give them such a wide berth every time? If the dog does attack, just GTFO, what's the big deal?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once the dog attacks, wdym just gtfo? Like a hit and run? Post your hand.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Post your hand.
            At ease, anon, I'm normal.
            What I mean is, if the dog goes to lunge at you, just jump/dash forward and out of its reach, whereupon the owner will pull it back with the leash.
            I just don't see the need for other party to so far out of their ways to avoid walking a few feet next to each other for a few seconds.
            Sure the dog has a low chance of attacking, but it's not like it's guaranteed to maul you if it does, just get out of its way.
            If it does bite you on the rare chance it does attack and does bite you, then that's your fault for being slow and unlucky and the owner's fault for not training their dog better and not being able to control it better.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >At ease
              Ok Juan.
              >If it does bite you on the rare chance it does attack and does bite you, then that's your fault for being slow and unlucky and the owner's fault for not training their dog better and not being able to control it better.
              That’s what I’ve been saying by the troon above you insists it must be allowed to put down my dog if it ever ends up nipping them accidentally. (I have a dog smaller than a toddler)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the troon above your post* fixed

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s what I’ve been saying by the troon above you insists it must be allowed to put down my dog if it ever ends up nipping them accidentally. (I have a dog smaller than a toddler)
                So the issue is that dog walkers are afraid of someone trying to get their dog put down for attacking someone?
                That's reasonable, I suppose. I imagine it's better to train your dog more (and yourself so you can pull it back if it does go to attack).
                This is mostly all on the dog walker, then, but you can blame the pussification of the average American, too, for wanting to have a dog put down just for lunging at you.

                Also, don't be rude, I'm white (one God's children).

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can train them, and do train them, but this is never enough when dealing with the average fallen godless human in the year of our LORD 2023. There’s always going to be accidents i can’t prevent, like getting my dog infected with a virus that kills them, which they contacted at the dog park (which the troon insists i go to) because the average NPC person is so utterly nasty it may have justified their triple masking and octa-hourly hand sanitizer blathes for 3 years and counting

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you see if a dog attacks you while it's on leash you have to let it maul you while you apologize to its owner. otherwise they are legally required to gun you down in broad daylight. the people crossing the street with their untrained pit mixes are bleeding heart liberal noguns. they dont want to get fined for not being able to murder you for existing near their dog.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the issue that they think their dogs will attack or something?
      it's not the dog they're worried about.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am. I’m worried about both the singular dipshit refusing to move, and the dog. Idk where this “crowd” argument came from which the troon brought up.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    Doggays are mentally ill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i live in a major city. the streets are crowded. there is always traffic. the other side of the walk is either a building or someone's fenced in yard. i can't alter reality just because a dog exists. in ops scenario i would move. but just like a dumbass riding down a busy path on his bike, or a pack of swarthy fellows walking side by side, you are being kind of an ass by making everyone around you go out of their way to accommodate you. hth.

      I will employ 2A if you kick my dog and I don’t give a frick what you think.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        teach your dog to heel and not to go up to random strangers so people can get past you and it and it won't be an issue. take your dog to the park or a hiking trail and it won't be an issue. if im not able to move and trip over your dog its your fault. sorry not sorry. ps trump lost.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >train your dog
          First it’s “all dogs are beasts” now it’s “t-train them to heel!!1111”
          Pick one.
          >Trump lost
          Aaaand there it is.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            never said that. i like dogs. i have two. their names are dancer and shelby. when i take them to the dog park, thats a park specifically for dogs to get fresh air and exercise and socialize with other dogs in a dog friendly environment, sometimes theres a big crowd of people coming thru the crosswalk. what i do, and this might sound crazy, i take dancer and shelby to the side and have them sit for a minute til the crowd passes. that way they don't get stepped on/kicked/tripped over/pet by random crackheads. and sorry but that attitude of frick you i exist get out of my way is very specific to a certain voting block.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t have many friends do you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if im not able to move and trip over your dog its your fault.
          No, it really isn't. If they don't move...
          You have to. Period. HAVE TO. This ends it. You know no court and no cop will agree when you say "no i didnt run into them, they had to move, they should train their dog to heel faster, I dinnit du shit I DINNIT DU SHIT THEY GOTTA MAKE DA DOG MOVE FASTA I DINNA DU SHIIIIT". No, someone has to move. The dog walker has the supreme excuse so it was on you to move.

          https://i.imgur.com/BbyQcns.jpg

          Christ, doggays are annoying

          You don't see what the dog is for

          These people who run straight into you are usually trying to mug you or do some shit for fun or a gang initiation or a crackheads idea of fun. homies bus themselves over to nicer areas for it. The dog enforces a barrier and 99% of them are genuinely scared to try.

          Areas where many people walk their dogs have significantly lower rates of all violent crime. It works. These autists, incel future mass shooters, and low lifes can b***h here but in real life if you are walking a dog, they swerve. Non-criminals lose nothing by stepping aside to the grass for a bit and understand what the point of it is.

          Criminals INSTANTLY take an issue with it. These are the same people who think all guard dogs should be chained or caged especially if you are away from home - "for other peoples safety". Yes, so the dog can't chase them through the house and prevent them from stealing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can keep repeating that all you want but until you provide an actual us law that says all heckin pupperinos have right of way on a sidewalk you are full of shit as far as i can see.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's complex and depends on who is looking at their phone or not

              But confounding factors aside if I don't move, you have to. If the dog doesn't move you don't have an excuse for running into it, and then starting a confrontation. Because the dog is on a leash you have no legal reason not to... back up. There, that was easy.

              But you have a thug mentality, you're self centered
              "i dont move for shit"
              "you keep YOUR shit out of MY way"
              "YOU GON FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT GET YOUR SHIT WHERE MY FEET DONT LAND SUCKA"

              And that causes problems, because you're not actually justified in assaulting literally anything because you didn't walk around it, not a person, and not a leashed dog. You're not actually threatened so that backing off doesnt work. It's not a reasonable case.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what you're saying is i don't have to move and if that means your dog gets stepped on because you can't control it that's rough but it's your fault. gotcha.

                take your dog to a place where dogs belong and it won't be an issue.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread seems crazy and whatever but I feel like sharing my dog sidewalk related story
    >walking the family dog as a kid alone because I wanted to go somewhere and I figured well why don't I take the dog along with me?
    >goes pretty well, he's like a 1 year old golden retriever, pretty energetic
    >Even stop by a guy while waiting for a green light and the guy pets it and tells me wow its such a good dog
    >walking
    >pass by woman
    >dog slightly advances towards her
    >woman starts screaming and backing against the wall
    >"AHHHH I HAVE TRAUMA TAKE CARE OF YOUR DOG PULL IT BACK"
    >"god damn, sorry dude"
    I fricking hate women so much its unreal why didn't you just go a little further into the street this shit pissed me off so much I let my family take care of the walks again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why
      Because of hormonally deranged fricks like

      So you admit you only got a dog as an excuse to be a violent crybully. Sad. I really do hope you teach it proper leash training, small dogs are especially prone to accidents. At least you're teaching it to stay out of the road, that's good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some people are afraid of dogs. Some people hate them outright. Some people are deranged. Some people are morons. If someone, intentionally or by accident, hurts your dog you might be legally in the right but you still have an injured/dead dog. Is it really worth the risk? You have to be mindful of other people just like they should be mindful of you and your dog. Also I'm not Trans, that was a different guy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I wont move, I want to risk getting bit by a dog that might unknowingly carry rabies or other viruses
        JUST. FRICKING. MOVE.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          just take your dog to the park.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your viruses/rabies because you won’t move.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              i live in a major city. the streets are crowded. there is always traffic. the other side of the walk is either a building or someone's fenced in yard. i can't alter reality just because a dog exists. in ops scenario i would move. but just like a dumbass riding down a busy path on his bike, or a pack of swarthy fellows walking side by side, you are being kind of an ass by making everyone around you go out of their way to accommodate you. hth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in an ideal world people would just fricking move. But not everyone acts in an ideal manner. Training your dog mitigates the risk to its well being in scenarios where people act like morons.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, I'm having a bad day and may have said a lot of stupid shit. I'm sorry and I'm going to go touch grass. I like dogs and don't wish them any harm but it is annoying when you have to deal with someone's hundred pound shoulder surfer when you're just trying to get a pack of smokes. In OP's scenario I would move aside but I live in a city and that scenario comes up rarely at best.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also forgot to mention I'm transgender.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s right, thank you for proving your LARP. I am now going to buy the most expensive pistol i can legally conceal carry to kill your type if your bipolar disorder treads on me or my dog. Again, i meant it, seek a therapist and don’t be afraid of stuff like MDMA to treat your illness. It’s not you, it’s your illness. https://nypost.com/2023/06/18/white-supremacist-renounces-beliefs-after-taking-ecstasy-as-part-of-study/

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what you think I'm LARPing about. I'm not trying to tread on your or your dog. That said there are responsible steps you can take to help avoid being trodden upon, without the obnoxious attitude. When I walk my dogs I'm, like, walking my dogs. We are not going anywhere important. There's a dog park nearby. I take them over there so they can run off leash and take a shit off of the sidewalk where they aren't being harassed by crowds of strangers. If you live in a rural area there's not really any reason to be on a sidewalk in the first place. You're the only person who loves your dog, man, the rest of us got places to be.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m trans btw. We’re already inconvenienced enough by the patriarchy so i will not move my lard ass
          Mk. Enjoy your new holes, on top of the axe looking hole you already have

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit you only got a dog as an excuse to be a violent crybully. Sad. I really do hope you teach it proper leash training, small dogs are especially prone to accidents. At least you're teaching it to stay out of the road, that's good.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this troony myth about anyone running into your dog? Nobody even said that and in reality it is ALWAYS the opposite problem. It is always someone's untrained moron animal running into people.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I DONT KNOW YOUR DOG
    So why are you walking directly into it
    >YOUR DOG NEEDS TO MOVE FOR ME
    No, you need to leave me alone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ATTENTION PLANET EARTH I OWN A DOG THAT MEANS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH NO REGARD TO THOSE AROUND ME
      If I'm on my side of the foot path I'm not moving. If your dog runs into me and gets stepped on or kicked that's tough shit. Teach it to heel and there's no problem. Damn you guys are dense.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you are moving.
        If you step on or kick a dog, yes, that's your fault.

        >Walk directly into someone
        >YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MOVE, homosexual
        >YOU FRICKING WATCH OUT FOR ME. I DONT WATCH OUT FOR SHIT!
        And now if you get physical if they get physical in return it is 100% legal self defense. This has put a lot of homies in prison and in the ground and all of those homies were the ones who walked into someone and then got physical.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now you're just making shit up so whatever. Like I said: frick around and find out. Problem dogs don't last long. Have a great day hope your cat is doing well.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so whatever
            Thats what I thought. You don’t actually feel strongly about the topic so now you’re larping.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frick around and find out
            That's what you are saying you are planning on doing...

            Once again, this is the law in every country on earth. If someone does not step aside, YOU HAVE TO. Running into them without an apology can be construed as assault especially if witnesses testify that you saw them and were not distracted. If you run into a dog walker, and then kick their dog, it is your fault.

            Once again, someone can force you to move just by not moving. You have to move if they didn't. Period.
            >but i have to feel like the boss
            Too bad. If they didn't move, you have to.

            Have. To.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              and the dog walker always has an excuse
              "i was having trouble moving my dog"
              "they're afraid of men because one kicked them for no reason once"
              only in arab countries does this not work, and in arab countries you would have been thrown off a building ages ago or too busy legally fricking goats under iranian law to do anything so it's a moot point

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Running into them without an apology can be construed as assault especially if witnesses testify that you saw them and were not distracted. If you run into a dog walker, and then kick their dog, it is your fault.
              Your entire troon argument hinges on this fantasy where someone deliberately walks into your dog's path. Nobody said that. That never happens. You are actually insane.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That actually does happen as a prelude to robbery

                what that post actually says is that if you are threatening me with physical violence for daring to exist on the same path as you and your cat i would have an excuse. insane people can have knives.

                No, it says "if your dog is in my way i'm going to kill it" as a response to "if you kick my dog i'm going to kick you back"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                my brother in christ it isn't your cat that i would plug if you got aggressive with me because i tripped over your uncontrolled cat while i was looking at something else in the two seconds it took for your cat to decide to jump on my shoes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy run on sentence. And you want to talk about sub 80 IQ societies. Kek.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >troon
                >illiterate
                >insane
                >bringing up hypotheticals involving cars when thats not the subiect
                >refusing to concede the hypothetical that the nonviolent dog OP mentioned, may nip you or bite
                some lint off your jean cuffs
                Are you sure you’re not using Wauf as a diary to vent and project? Nobody is talking about these hypotheticals you gave. Address the parameters OP provided which you have not. Until then, everything you have brought up is off-topic & irrelevant.

                what that post actually says is that if you are threatening me with physical violence for daring to exist on the same path as you and your cat i would have an excuse. insane people can have knives.

                >knives
                So you were larping about the gun, you have a knife. Bet you were larping about your dogs too now. You’re full of shit. Go away.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I may have quoted the wrong person but regardless both comments are directed at the seething idiot who brought up use of guns first.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >refusing to concede the hypothetical that the nonviolent dog OP mentioned, may nip you or bite
                Dear moron, even IN the OP he concedes that while his cat isn't aggressive you can't know that for sure. If you own a dog YOU are responsible for its behavior in public.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The point is, and I didnt even even think i would have to explain the obvious (but here am I, dealing with a moron): You are fully equally responsible for running into said dog, PURPOSEFULLY (because you won’t step aside), and you get bitten or nipped. Then you will be equally accountable under any judge, who may or may not rule in your favor. It’s better to stop playing games by the precedent of the law, which may vary from day to day depending on a judges or sheriffs mood, & step aside. Manners trump precedents.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are fully equally responsible for running into said dog, PURPOSEFULLY
                NOBODY SAID THIS. THIS NEVER HAPPENS. HOLY FRICK LEARN TO READ.

                >Manners trump precedents.
                Good we agree. Be a human being and keep your dog under control. Don't take up the entire footpath and let it jump on people trying to get around you. Great. Wonderful. /thread.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but; You can’t use deadly force on a non lethal nipping dog/pup. You can manage to get my dog put down because of the 1% chance that they may actually viciously harm you (varying depending on breed and training and personality) but don’t be surprised if and when you get rabies and/or get the shit beaten out of you to near death (or even death) because you think you think you’re hot shit and you won’t step aside for a dog that can do ANYTHING, whether they’re trained or untrained. It’s common sense to fully expect the worse with any random strange dog heading down your path whether trained or untrained. Since they’re leashed, move, if you can, as asked in the OP. It’s prudent and wise. If you don’t move, expect the worst and don’t be surprised if you lose your life over someones possible last reason to exist (dogs mean a lot to us and if you kill their dog, expect deadly illegal or legal combat/shooting heading your way by the owner, and don’t LARP a shocked reaction)
                You will be 100% equally accountable for anything that happens to you if you refuse to employ such manners.

                >TLDR: Dog can be heel trained, you never know when they break training so stop LARPing as hotshit and GTFO my way im walking my dog. If you dont move, expect death. The world is crazy. This reply was prepared for your impending and proven autism.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Once again, this is the law in every country on earth.

              Show me one law from one country.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a dogfricker when she says law she means it in a natural sense. it's like gravity. if you see someone with a dog you dive out of their way because...... uh....... well because they have a dog and it might bite you?? and its somehow your fault if it does???

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because if the dog doesn’t move and you run into it being a stubborn chinlet trying to be hard everything that happens to you is the consequences of your actions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes and when your untrained dog bites me because i entered its attack zone on my way to work i will get every medical charge out of you, have your dog killed by the state, and put you on the street. shoulda taught fido to heel honey 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In reality you do nothing because you’re not a billionaire

                If you are you get shot. Marxism wins!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Doggays don't get special privileges.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                We do

                6 foot muslim and future felon free zone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just know that there are equally insane people as you who wouldn’t mind breaking a few laws to break a few of your bones. The wise move is to step aside.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they wouldn't be breaking laws anywhere that allows self defense kek.

          What is this troony myth about anyone running into your dog? Nobody even said that and in reality it is ALWAYS the opposite problem. It is always someone's untrained moron animal running into people.

          it's an american thing. they do it to get into a scuffle where they steal your wallet/phone and run.

          also if you walk directly into a leashed dog it's not untrained. dogs aren't legally required to walk at a perfect heel. you are meant to step aside if someone else does not. it's that simple. if they didn't step aside, YOU HAVE TO, period.

          HAVE. TO.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            B-B-But then I don't feel powerful and dominant because I had to do something for someone else! Nooo! Now I'm aware that I'm 5'7" and have no chin!

            You move you and your dog or ILL SHOOT YOUUUU REEEEEEE!
            -incels trying to "self improve"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >walking to the corner store
            >person with a dog i've never seen before turns the corner ahead
            >try to pass by on my side of the path because on side there's traffic and on the other there are bushes
            >excited goofy dog runs over and jumps on me
            >push it off
            >dogs owner tackles me from behind in righteous fury
            this scenario makes perfect sense to the illiterate dogfricker

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you special or what? Read the OP.
              >IF IM GOING DOWN THE SIDEWALK WALKING MY DOG, AND YOURE GOING UP THE SAME SIDEWALK WITH LITERALLY NOTHING IN YOUR HANDS , AND THERE ARE NO CARS COMING BY BOTH WAYS,
              >NO CARS COMING BY BOTH WAYS
              >NO CARS
              You’re the only one here making shit up.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The actual scenario you gave was if a dog was in your way you'd kill it

              A dog you can't control on the leash is just as good as loose. Especially if you're going to let it get in people's way. I sure hope nobody ever drops a delicious glass sausage while they're avoiding the moronic dog and its aggressive prick owner. Get your shit under control before something bad happens to you and/or your animal, dipshit.

              gee i sure hope i dont have to exercise my second amendment rights on some deranged schizo and his loose untrained dog of uncertain temperament trying to start a physical altercation on the sidewalk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what that post actually says is that if you are threatening me with physical violence for daring to exist on the same path as you and your cat i would have an excuse. insane people can have knives.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's an american thing. they do it to get into a scuffle where they steal your wallet/phone and run.
            >it's an american thing
            you ever heard tell of a gypsie. rent free

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >also if you walk directly into a leashed dog it's not untrained. dogs aren't legally required to walk at a perfect heel. you are meant to step aside if someone else does not. it's that simple. if they didn't step aside, YOU HAVE TO, period.
            Is that an actual law or something. Seems absurd to expect a person to make way for a dog.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes it’s a minor animal cruelty charge if you purposefully walk right into someones leashed dog and hurt them, depending on the circumstances. if its a very crowded sidewalk the dog owner has no reasonable expectation of space and is free to pick the dog up or keep them very close. if it’s you and them running into the dog because you’re a stubborn sperg trying to play alpha male, it ranges from animal cruelty to assault if you also run into the owner. the dog biting also falls into defense of owner/property exceptions that allow dogs to legally bite people who assault their owner or try to hurt them and no court on earth will put the dog down. the owner simply says
              “He walked up, kicked my dog, and said “move your fricking mutt” before going chimpshit”
              Boom you lose the case

              if any country has a “failure to heel” law its some arab or semite shithole

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine for a second having to explain the very basic concept of “running into people if they don’t move for you is wrong” to a civilized human being.

                Fricking lmfao. China, just nuke us already.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s covered by any law that forbids you from striking a man or animal unprovoked and is context dependent. The legally safest thing to do if you don’t want to or cant move is come to a complete stop so any striking is caused by them. Since you aren’t moving at all, they have to.

              But, a NY sidewalk does not have the same implicit rules of a sparser bangor sidewalk, and witness accounts of when and why you stopped or walked into someone and what everyone was doing at the time can matter.

              There are also a lot of people who seem to think the dog will bite. I’ve only seen Black personman SHITperds, SHITweilers, maulinois, and SHITbulls act like this. The other 90% of dogs just act surprised and won’t get angry unless you move in to do further harm.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is absolutely not a law that you have to walk in the street because some hysterical fat b***h got a dog. Dogfricker fantasy.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you walk directly into a dog and it bites you, provocation lands all consequences on you

    dogs don't get put down when people run up and kick them
    you get a misdemeanour at the least

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a dog is on a leash of legal length you have no right to get in its owners face
    This is the law everywhere
    You can be asked to leave and all liability is yours
    Your duty is to move. Yours. The dog walker has delineated their space. You get out of the way. That is your job. Move.

    Any and all retaliation on your part for a dog on a legal leash getting close to you ranges from animal cruelty to assault and invites legal self defense.

    This is MUCH of why living in a neighborhood with many dogs lowers the crime rate even adjusted for socioeconomic factors.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you are doing shit. You move. That is your legal duty. The dog is legally leashed. You move. Period.
      >NO YOU BEND OVER FOR ME
      No. You move. Everything that you do other than moving is your fault, period.

      People like you are a plague and the reason God invented peanut butter and (grape) jelly sandwiches. If your dog is well behaved there isn't a problem, but dogfricker trannies never train their dogs and they run everywhere and get into fights constantly. The letter of the law, which is not the law everywhere btw not everyone is a coastie, is failed by morons who don't understand its spirit. Anywho, frick around and find out I guess. Problem dogs don't last long.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even in the south your moronation won’t last long.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just train your dog. That's it. That's all you have to do. The other homosexual glossed over that part to make her
          >HURR ITS ON A LEASH IT CAN DO ANYTHING IT WANTS
          woman argument. Doesn't really apply if the dog is jumping on me or is biting one of my dogs. That's what you frickers need to get through your thick skulls. Having a dog is not a free pass to be an butthole. Get your shit together before somebody sorts it out for you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Again, you purposely skipped by my other post because you have a death fetish for other dogs or something like that (seek a therapist for that by the way you will get in deep trouble yourself with this mindset you have) My small ass teacup micro sized dog, under no precedent ANYWHERE in any rule of law, or court, has ever warranted the use of force (you brought up the 2A your fetish to kill something just couldn’t help from barging in the conversation) If you use a gun or anything that kills my little dog shorter than a 6 month toddler, you’re landing yourself a ticket to 6 feet under, anywhere inland or by the coast.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              If your homosexual little dog is that small pick it up and carry it to the dog park instead of letting it run around underfoot. People on a path are generally going somewhere and they may not have gotten the notice that mister special anon and his rat are around so please make way for his majesty and entourage. Get your head out of your ass dude you aren't the only person in the universe. That's all I've been saying you emotional c**t.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IM GOING TO WORK I CANT STEP ASIDE ILL BE LATE
                If you purposefully run into someone elses dog all consequences are on you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thats all ive been saying
                No you havent. You immediately resorted to bringing up the 2A in an OP where its mentioned the dog is nonviolent. Meaning, more likely than not, youre dealing with a nipping dog, and not a seriously deadly dog. You’re the only pussy homosexual ITT. Whether I pick them up or not, you cant use deadly force, no matter how much you cream yourself at the thought of doing it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is what you actually said.
                >my dog isn’t violent and I’m not getting off the sidewalk for you, I’m training my dog to remain on the sidewalk at all times.
                This is the important bit.
                >but you don’t know that,
                You didn't mention that you have a cat. In that case you should teach your cat to heel for it's own sake because someone might accidentally step on it. You should teach your cat to heel anyway because guess what dickhead it is not always safe or convenient to get off a sidewalk to let you and your cat go by.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cat
                Now you’re confirmed off your meds. Don’t frick with me or my dog, or you’re finding yourself with some new holes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Train your cat and there won't be a problem. Simple as.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Take your meds, seek a free therapist if you can’t find one paid (there are online resources for this) do this before you get yourself into a deadly situation. Your larp is over.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Train yourself to move aside for other people. A random person is not required to make it easier for you to get uncomfortably close to them. Move. You sound like a fricking pickpocket or a walk-by stabber making excuses to rob people or get into fights.

                If you run into someone dog or no dog and then start doing shit yes that is 100% on you. That's assault. Their actions after you provoke them are self defense. If their dog bites you after you run into them that is on you. The dog is not at fault, and they can assume you meant to assault them and their dog. Deal with it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR DOG OUT OF MY WAY
        No, I literally do not.

        Just train your dog. That's it. That's all you have to do. The other homosexual glossed over that part to make her
        >HURR ITS ON A LEASH IT CAN DO ANYTHING IT WANTS
        woman argument. Doesn't really apply if the dog is jumping on me or is biting one of my dogs. That's what you frickers need to get through your thick skulls. Having a dog is not a free pass to be an butthole. Get your shit together before somebody sorts it out for you.

        >Doesn't really apply if the dog is jumping on me or is biting one of my dogs
        Brings up woman arguments, then pulls a woman and brings up their own fantasy.. yeah ok.

        If a dog is jumping on you but not biting you newsflash you can't do shit
        Biting is a given but nobody said shit about biting
        They said shit about morons running into their dogs instead of stepping around

        You move, if you run into someone that's on you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need to work on your reading comprehension.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasted digits. You cannot use deadly force to get a nipping dog off you, you will go to jail or worse, find yourself dead. Don’t tread on us you silly spastic frick.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares
    stop samegayging

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teach your dog to walk at heel moron. You and your homosexual dog are just as bad as two oblivious women taking up the path.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DO I DO THAT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad there isn't a widely available international network containing vast, easily accessible repositories of human knowledge on every conceivable subject. Guess you'll have to go to a library or visit your local beast master

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        when they start walking to the end of the leash you stop and pull them back. then when they do it again you stop and pull them back. then when they do it again you stop and pull them back.

        you have to be consistent. consistency does not mean "i tried it for a couple days and got bored" it means for as long as it takes. it -will- work. i taught my huskies to heel.

        it will help you see it through if you reframe your thought process while doing it. you're not even going for a walk, you're just teaching your dog to heel. the constant stopping isn't an annoyance getting in the way of the walk, it's the entire point of the walk until they learn it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a chest harness to leash instead of a collar, it helps with heel training.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your dog NEEDS to walk at a perfect heel because UH
      >DOGS HAVE TO
      >BECAUSE THEY DO
      >MUH ALPHA
      >MUH DOMINANCE
      >MUH PROPER PLACE
      My dog walks wherever they want because I value their happiness over your autism. Get fricked. If they're in your way and you run into them instead of stepping aside I'll teach you how to tenderize ribs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gee i sure hope i dont have to exercise my second amendment rights on some deranged schizo and his loose untrained dog of uncertain temperament trying to start a physical altercation on the sidewalk

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >loose
          you made this part up to strengthen your point
          if your point is strong you shouldn't have to make up additional factors
          hope this helps

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            A dog you can't control on the leash is just as good as loose. Especially if you're going to let it get in people's way. I sure hope nobody ever drops a delicious glass sausage while they're avoiding the moronic dog and its aggressive prick owner. Get your shit under control before something bad happens to you and/or your animal, dipshit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no
              >my lard ass cant get off a 2-4inch platformed sidewalk for 4 seconds so I’m going to risk aggravation instead
              Frick you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              who doesn't step around a person walking a dog. it's literally just the more convenient option for the people involved. i step around people on bikes and people carrying shit too. you're a weird psycho.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people with IQs over 80 that live in civilized countries train their dogs to be able to walk at heel, or they walk them in the grass, OR: they take them to the dog park instead of having them run around and get tangled with people trying to go somewhere who don't necessarily want to deal with a clearly untrained strange dog. It's a white people thing, you wouldn't understand.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being this entitled isn’t a white person thing. Step aside or start shit get hit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not stepping aside. I will kick your dog if it jumps on me or shows ANY amount of aggression towards my own dogs (who both know how to walk on a leash btw). I will film you acting like a thirdie. I will press charges.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not doing shit homosexual.

                no one cares
                stop samegayging

                Meds

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are doing shit. You move. That is your legal duty. The dog is legally leashed. You move. Period.
                >NO YOU BEND OVER FOR ME
                No. You move. Everything that you do other than moving is your fault, period.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                all they have to do is say “leave me alone right now” and those magic words make everything you do after that assault.

                if they say “please step aside” your failure to do so makes any altercation 100% on you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sound insane

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >training your dog is insane
                esl zoomer moment

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you quoting

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t treat my dog like a slave so some moron doesn’t have to worry about coming within 2 inches of a lab

              It only bothers mudslimes anyways

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you let your dog shit on your carpet?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know what happens if you draw a gun on someone who just tripped you, and also has a gun? They get an assault charge and you die.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally true

            assault doesn’t justify deadly force but ironically the assaulter, if you’re even alive to say they tripped you, can defend themselves. they get charges but not murder or manslaughter - it’s legal self defense if deadly force is pointed at your face. Such laws are in place specifically to discourage people who think they can get into unlimited fights and end them by pulling again. Not even stand your ground laws let you respond to everything with deadly force.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have fun explaining to a jury how your dog got filled with lead and the guy you shot is covered in defensive bite marks.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks we gave to testify ourselves
                Minority-kun, please, look up what a lawyer does.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have to* phone typo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to testify but not doing so definitely makes you look worse, there's a reason rittenhouse got on the stand and started blubbering like a baby immediately, your autistic demeanor will definently spook some jurors.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rittenhouse rightly won. Cope seethe and mald antifascum dog-hater

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dog molester reading comprehension

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have fricking brain damage. have a nice day.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have fun explaining *shit nobody said*
                quiet down woman you'd never do anything anyways

                when someone is walking a dog you step aside, and then you complain here because it reminded you of how you are totally powerless

                it would work like this
                >i was walking and he tried mugging me
                >i shoved him off and my dog joined in and bit
                >he started shooting at me and my dog so i feared for my life
                pulling a gun first is a good way to instantly relinquish your right to life pretty much anywhere. the law does not favor people who pull guns. you have no excuse to with a leashed dog... you would have to walk directly into it, despite an obvious physical boundary, which means you were assaulting or inviting a fight.

                >At best its second degree since you carry a gun in case your daily provacation goes wrong
                "he was planning it" gets thrown out of court literally every single time. never use this. walking a dog and failing to get out of some entitled c**t's way isn't provocation either. walking directly into someone who hasn't moved out of the way is, on the other hand, indefensible assault, and in most places their dog is actually justified in biting you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOOOO MY HECKIN NARRATIVINO NOW HOW WILL US CATgayS WIN THE CULTURE WAR

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In real life this never happens because no one cares if they have to move two steps to the left to not run into a dog.

                In real life, the only people who complain about not being able to get up close to people walking dogs are people who plan on mugging them, and butthurt muslims (AKA literal satanists) who hate dogs because they can chase off demons (AKA their god). So you're really not irritating anyone whose opinion matters. Maybe a mentally ill autist, who actively fantasizes about walking up and kicking your dog so he can shoot it and shout "KEEP YOUR FRICKING SEX TOY UNDER CONTROL DOG FRICKER" before tipping his fedora. But there's a kink in his plot... he doesn't leave the house often and when he does he actively avoids people.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one cares if they have to move two steps to the left to not run into a dog.
                Good, then step aside or frick around find out. Glad we have that covered then. Why not say so from the beginning, catfren?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that autist is too busy making shitty vlogs of him browsing zooville's porn section to "expose the average dog owner" (all 20 of them, there are only like 20 average dog owners) and totally not his repressed fetish

                if you know which Wauf poster i'm talking about i am very sorry

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on jurisdiction. Over my small teacup sized dog, they dont have legal prerogative to draw a gun over a non lethal angry dog, and if we’re based in a certain states , you are allowed to defend your dog via shooting that psycho motherfricker that initiated the aggravation in the first place by pompously refusing to move knowing the risks (in his case, he not only knows the risks, he invites a fight) That poster loses his life or loses in court in all ways, depending on the lethality of your dog’s aggravation. Shooting a chihuahua, for example, or a poodle, will land them with some heavy fines in the best case scenario if they snag a good lawyer. But in a perfect jurisdiction, they would be kept behind bars, but only after the poster is being treated for their gunshot wounds for fricking with me and my dog by drawing arms over a micro sized dog such as mine (Im OP)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure what part of stand your ground means you can randomly assault a stranger with a deadly shiteating weapon and still claim self defense. At best its second degree since you carry a gun in case your daily provacation goes wrong. What a pitiful pitiful life you dograpers lead.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dont frick with me and my dog or youre getting mauled. Get the frick out of our way

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are trying so hard to seem braindead that it makes it almost too obvious you are a butthurt catgay trying to make dograpists look even more subhuman.

                5/10 try harder homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were warned.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just walk my dog by people and if they ever hurt him I start shit

    It's the ghetto anyways so I get away with it 100% of the time. These people don't want to press charges and then get caught with a stolen gun or fentanyl.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol get fricked dogs walk in the gutter where they belong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you lost, israelite? This is Wauf not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        There fixed. Now go back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      go away you fricked up cretin you dont belong here

      I'm not stepping aside. I will kick your dog if it jumps on me or shows ANY amount of aggression towards my own dogs (who both know how to walk on a leash btw). I will film you acting like a thirdie. I will press charges.

      i mean if you arent a piece of shit and im not a piece of shit we would both move out of the way. Its not hard dont be white trash or a hood monkey.

      [...]
      People like you are a plague and the reason God invented peanut butter and (grape) jelly sandwiches. If your dog is well behaved there isn't a problem, but dogfricker trannies never train their dogs and they run everywhere and get into fights constantly. The letter of the law, which is not the law everywhere btw not everyone is a coastie, is failed by morons who don't understand its spirit. Anywho, frick around and find out I guess. Problem dogs don't last long.

      >frick around and find out
      why do you wannabe hick fricks say this shit its so cringey and its everywhere with these millennial tough guys.

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