>That's a nice looking pick-up truck you've got there >Bet it cost a lot of money >Would be a shame if it tipped over >Imagine the damage it's do to the chassis >It would probably cost more to have it repaired than to get a new one
Why are they such assholes?
I've watched one play with a ball at my local zoo. They have great coordination and they have a great awareness and feel for where the balls is even if its underneath or behind them.
However they can't really turn well and while they're dexterous they still need to cope with the fact that they move like a tractor.
Most often it was forced to slowly back up over the ball instead of turning to look at it.
It doesn't have to turn around. It can kick you and break your arm and ribs at the same time.
The only thing you can do when facing an elephant is to run away and hope it doesn't follow you.
I'm not even sure how you think you're going to hurt it. It had tough skin and dense muscle tissue, and it's not like your arms are enough to reach around its neck for a strangle hold.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
>What can an elephant actually do though?
Grab you with its trucks
Hit you with its truck
Trample you
Kick you
Squash you by rolling over
Hit you with its tusks
Stab you with its tusks
Grab you with its trunks and slowly impale you on its tusks
look at that sonuvabitch, guy hes a mammalian dinosaur
and theyre also one of the smartest and most social land mammals
when you look at how we evolved and how they did we both had a hairy caveman phase and now were both smooth and civilized, theyre just like us
Africa needs to be depopulated back to 1800s levels. There shouldn't be more than a few million humans on the whole continent. Africa is rightfully elephant clay. Forget dogs, dolphins, chimps, birds or cephalapods. It is in the noble and majestic Elephant that we will finally find a peer in the animal kingdom.
Do you think people in your country would be ok dying because some other people think there's too much of you?
Same shit. And Africa would get aid of someone who hates the people that ordered their demise, and that would most likely trigger a world ending holocaust. Which, admittedly so, it would be good for some animals
People in my country are already reproducing at below replacement rate. My country is already on the path towards rewilding. The only problem with my country is the government and NGOs are hastily importing millions of people from Africa, thus delaying or thwarting a rewilded, prosperous, high trust future.
Truly a majestic beast
>It's pröhver
Did he died?
It's an Indian elephant, so it's a bit smaller, but it's still a 3 - 4 ton beast stepping on your head.
>Did he died?
he just didn't know the strats
lol at that weak kick at the end. He's isn't even worth of his time.
Imagine letting your 4 year old pet a wild 6 ton elephant while you take a picture.
Is that a shadow or does that thing have Musth?
I think it's the ear.
What if you let an elephant in musth locked in a room with hundreds of baby longtail macaques?
RIP that poor elephants ear drums
>What if you let an elephant in musth locked in a room with hundreds of baby longtail macaques?
Million pity...
fuck off back to SEA
>That's a nice looking pick-up truck you've got there
>Bet it cost a lot of money
>Would be a shame if it tipped over
>Imagine the damage it's do to the chassis
>It would probably cost more to have it repaired than to get a new one
Why are they such assholes?
The most normal day in India.
they're just defending their territory
People forget how dexterous elephants are.
I've watched one play with a ball at my local zoo. They have great coordination and they have a great awareness and feel for where the balls is even if its underneath or behind them.
However they can't really turn well and while they're dexterous they still need to cope with the fact that they move like a tractor.
Most often it was forced to slowly back up over the ball instead of turning to look at it.
It doesn't have to turn around. It can kick you and break your arm and ribs at the same time.
The only thing you can do when facing an elephant is to run away and hope it doesn't follow you.
I'm not even sure how you think you're going to hurt it. It had tough skin and dense muscle tissue, and it's not like your arms are enough to reach around its neck for a strangle hold.
For reference that's Usian Bolt speed.
>The only thing you can do when facing an elephant is to run away and hope it doesn't follow you.
I'm not a gigachad like him
>I am the largest land mammal on earth, I am afraid of n-
>AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME HOOMANS
If I see an elephant kill another animal in this thread I'm going to report you.
>he actually stopped posting elephant bullying other animals
Kek, I win.
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
someone post the pic please
>What can an elephant actually do though?
Grab you with its trucks
Hit you with its truck
Trample you
Kick you
Squash you by rolling over
Hit you with its tusks
Stab you with its tusks
Grab you with its trunks and slowly impale you on its tusks
>? If you hug its hind legs it-
Can sit and crush you to death
ahah that would be funni
fuck off
Don't force my hand to post dead elephants, bitch.
Their intentions are sometimes.... much darker
PRÖÖÖH'D
I wonder what other elephants think of elephants that rape rhinos.
The rhinocercuck standing there watching helplessly as his horny wife gets forced by a superior bull
Anon, that is the wife watching
Nah, it's a mother and her son. You can tell by how small the horn is.
impressive
The elephant doesn't trample the baby. He stops and looks at it briefly but never steps on it.
Elephant throwing around a protective mother hippo like a rag-doll.
Elephants are fun because they behave just like we would if we were in their position.
Imagine you are by far the biggest and strongest thing in your environment. What's your immediate reaction?
>nobody can touch me, imma go wreck shit
And that's exactly how elephants behave.
That and "aww everything else is cute lets be nice to it"
Elephants do both.
can touch me, imma go wreck shit
if only you know how bad things really are
Best thing I've read all day. I hope anons who keep lizards and snakes seethe at thigtjna
kys. No one likes bullies.
The King of the Jungle does not need to explain himself, he does as he wills.
t. spinny lizard
Nature does
reptilian ADL protesting anti-serpentism behavior of elephant supremacists. 6 trillion lizards suffering....
How many trunks does it take to swing 6 million lizards?
HEEM
elephants are the coolest animal ever dude, they dont get half as much credit as they deserve
>See a pic of an elephant bullying another animal
>"Woah, elephants are the coolest animal ever!"
Cape buffalo are assholes, he probably deserved it
Yes.
look at that sonuvabitch, guy hes a mammalian dinosaur
and theyre also one of the smartest and most social land mammals
when you look at how we evolved and how they did we both had a hairy caveman phase and now were both smooth and civilized, theyre just like us
have a nice day you sniveling little gay.
>bullying
lmao nice projection, you weak gay
Africa needs to be depopulated back to 1800s levels. There shouldn't be more than a few million humans on the whole continent. Africa is rightfully elephant clay. Forget dogs, dolphins, chimps, birds or cephalapods. It is in the noble and majestic Elephant that we will finally find a peer in the animal kingdom.
lol you can't depopulate Africa to a few millions.
Why not?
Do you think people in your country would be ok dying because some other people think there's too much of you?
Same shit. And Africa would get aid of someone who hates the people that ordered their demise, and that would most likely trigger a world ending holocaust. Which, admittedly so, it would be good for some animals
no one would be killed, they should just stop having 10 kids each
That's already happening in their cities.
People in my country are already reproducing at below replacement rate. My country is already on the path towards rewilding. The only problem with my country is the government and NGOs are hastily importing millions of people from Africa, thus delaying or thwarting a rewilded, prosperous, high trust future.
Not all of Africa, just the areas that include elephant habitats.