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>I weigh like 2000 lb, nothing can possibly touch m-ACKK

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly a majestic beast

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's pröhver

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he died?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's an Indian elephant, so it's a bit smaller, but it's still a 3 - 4 ton beast stepping on your head.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did he died?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just didn't know the strats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol at that weak kick at the end. He's isn't even worth of his time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine letting your 4 year old pet a wild 6 ton elephant while you take a picture.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a shadow or does that thing have Musth?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's the ear.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you let an elephant in musth locked in a room with hundreds of baby longtail macaques?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP that poor elephants ear drums

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if you let an elephant in musth locked in a room with hundreds of baby longtail macaques?
      Million pity...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What if you let an elephant in musth locked in a room with hundreds of baby longtail macaques?
      Million pity...

      frick off back to SEA

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That's a nice looking pick-up truck you've got there
    >Bet it cost a lot of money
    >Would be a shame if it tipped over
    >Imagine the damage it's do to the chassis
    >It would probably cost more to have it repaired than to get a new one
    Why are they such buttholes?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most normal day in India.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're just defending their territory

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People forget how dexterous elephants are.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched one play with a ball at my local zoo. They have great coordination and they have a great awareness and feel for where the balls is even if its underneath or behind them.
      However they can't really turn well and while they're dexterous they still need to cope with the fact that they move like a tractor.
      Most often it was forced to slowly back up over the ball instead of turning to look at it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to turn around. It can kick you and break your arm and ribs at the same time.

        The only thing you can do when facing an elephant is to run away and hope it doesn't follow you.

        I'm not even sure how you think you're going to hurt it. It had tough skin and dense muscle tissue, and it's not like your arms are enough to reach around its neck for a strangle hold.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          For reference that's Usian Bolt speed.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The only thing you can do when facing an elephant is to run away and hope it doesn't follow you.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a gigachad like him

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am the largest land mammal on earth, I am afraid of n-
    >AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME HOOMANS

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see an elephant kill another animal in this thread I'm going to report you.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he actually stopped posting elephant bullying other animals
    Kek, I win.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the pic please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What can an elephant actually do though?
      Grab you with its trucks
      Hit you with its truck
      Trample you
      Kick you
      Squash you by rolling over
      Hit you with its tusks
      Stab you with its tusks
      Grab you with its trunks and slowly impale you on its tusks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >? If you hug its hind legs it-
      Can sit and crush you to death

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ahah that would be funni

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't force my hand to post dead elephants, b***h.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their intentions are sometimes.... much darker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PRÖÖÖH'D

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what other elephants think of elephants that rape rhinos.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rhinocercuck standing there watching helplessly as his horny wife gets forced by a superior bull

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that is the wife watching

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's a mother and her son. You can tell by how small the horn is.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      impressive

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elephant doesn't trample the baby. He stops and looks at it briefly but never steps on it.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant throwing around a protective mother hippo like a rag-doll.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are fun because they behave just like we would if we were in their position.

    Imagine you are by far the biggest and strongest thing in your environment. What's your immediate reaction?

    >nobody can touch me, imma go wreck shit

    And that's exactly how elephants behave.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and "aww everything else is cute lets be nice to it"
      Elephants do both.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can touch me, imma go wreck shit
      if only you know how bad things really are

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best thing I've read all day. I hope anons who keep lizards and snakes seethe at thigtjna

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/v2PwPOw.jpg

        Elephant throwing around a protective mother hippo like a rag-doll.

        https://i.imgur.com/544KuC7.jpg

        kys. No one likes bullies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The King of the Jungle does not need to explain himself, he does as he wills.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. spinny lizard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nature does

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        reptilian ADL protesting anti-serpentism behavior of elephant supremacists. 6 trillion lizards suffering....

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many trunks does it take to swing 6 million lizards?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEEM

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    elephants are the coolest animal ever dude, they dont get half as much credit as they deserve

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >See a pic of an elephant bullying another animal
      >"Woah, elephants are the coolest animal ever!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cape buffalo are buttholes, he probably deserved it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        look at that sonuvabitch, guy hes a mammalian dinosaur
        and theyre also one of the smartest and most social land mammals
        when you look at how we evolved and how they did we both had a hairy caveman phase and now were both smooth and civilized, theyre just like us

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day you sniveling little homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bullying
        lmao nice projection, you weak homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Africa needs to be depopulated back to 1800s levels. There shouldn't be more than a few million humans on the whole continent. Africa is rightfully elephant clay. Forget dogs, dolphins, chimps, birds or cephalapods. It is in the noble and majestic Elephant that we will finally find a peer in the animal kingdom.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol you can't depopulate Africa to a few millions.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think people in your country would be ok dying because some other people think there's too much of you?

            Same shit. And Africa would get aid of someone who hates the people that ordered their demise, and that would most likely trigger a world ending holocaust. Which, admittedly so, it would be good for some animals

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one would be killed, they should just stop having 10 kids each

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's already happening in their cities.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              People in my country are already reproducing at below replacement rate. My country is already on the path towards rewilding. The only problem with my country is the government and NGOs are hastily importing millions of people from Africa, thus delaying or thwarting a rewilded, prosperous, high trust future.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all of Africa, just the areas that include elephant habitats.

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