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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dingos aren't true dogs, it's some wolf like species that doesn't exist anymore

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toad dogs are the best dogs.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Massive bone

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came to declare TOTAL SHITBULL DEATH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      leave the toadies alone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, toadies barely qualify as shitbulls. They are pretty much their own subspecies.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't even breed naturally by this point, yet they are fertile so they can reproduce because of breeders, how would they even be qualified? Only thing I see is deformed pitbull, ballbulls or something?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I see people arguing for homan eugenics I think of shit like this

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever find him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe his shriveled corpse after he got milked dry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like a shitpost

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >avaiable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly cannot believe that website is real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip in pieces big boy

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You beautiful frickers have made me laugh so hard I cried for the first time in months. Thanks

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work at a vet hospital and I'll see one of these monsters about every two months. The last one I saw dragged its midsection along the ground because its anatomy was so fricked up. Most of the time they come in for dystocia because they're incapable of giving birth naturally, something the owner fails to figure into his investment because he's a moron. The surgery itself is expensive and they often balk at paying $5,000 even if they will end up in the black after selling the puppies. If toadline pits ever get popular they'll easily take the place of French bulldogs, which are also riddled with problems and no one should own one.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vets should refuse any care to these sad animals other than euthanasia. Their moronic owners will never give them a good life and the second they become a medical burden (which is basically at birth) they'll be ditched on the side of the road.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most vets don't give a frick, they're happy to get more money. I'm sure most of them would love it if more people would start breeding dogs that require a $5k vet visit to give birth. These are the people who happily euthanize healthy animals for the flimsiest of reasons so long as the owners are willing to pay up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >special place in hell

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there still french bulldogs not riddled with health issues caused by breeding selection or is their kind forever screwed over?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are some attempt to de-smashify them, but unless the flatface abominations get outlawed they are here to stay due to their popularity

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A real sad affair they got smashed to uncanny proportions in the first place, I won't lie pits getting this done to them erased the seething hatred I had for them partially, because no matter how shit they are, they don't deserve being born deformed only to suffer for extra bucks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My aunt and uncle breed French bulldogs. They fly out to Eastern Europe to buy breeding studs. Costs thousands of dollars. But everybody I know in the area who has a French bulldog bought it from them. They seem to be doing pretty well for themselves.

      My grandfather had one of theirs. Not one they bred. Their first French bulldog that they had as a pet, that inspired them to start breeding the things. Of course once they did, they had to get rid of him because he'd get into fights with the studs. Ironic. Anyways, he got attacked by a pair of German Shepherds which caused his eyes to pop out of his skull. Taken to the vet and died from anesthetic. He was a wretched animal.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they are now unable to maul toddlers

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for these creatures but these threads always make me lel

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe
      penus

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes literally me

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can also relate. Fat. moronic. wiener always out.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we stand by and let this happen, are we not guilty of inaction?

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the type of people who breed or buy these dogs are the type who listen to Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit, and vape all the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by shit like

      https://i.imgur.com/VaoDREC.png

      gone too soon

      then yeah, 100%.

      All pet ownership is immoral but intentionally breeding your pets sends you to a whole other level of hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reversed for me, they feel like they listen to basic bass hip hop, because all the ICP listeners I got are like super sensitive to animal wellbeings or own a dog but they aren't breeders, as for the vaping It's either that or cigs but they all look like they either smoke something or their brain is disconnected so I'll agree

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    baby smash
    >please kill me now

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering how they bred his tail to be so long, thin and pointy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's his leash's shadow
        he has no tail
        probably docked as short as possible

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one looks like a bag of potatoes and wheat, I know they do It for money, but how come they find sleep at night? Do they genuinely believe this is how these dogs are meant to be by nature? Did they delude themselves into thinking the dogs are ok?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just rewind your post back to the word money. That's the only thing these chimps know and desire. The ones shelling out money think they look cool in the same way they think wearing their pants down to their knees and painting their teeth gold looks cool.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disheartening but true, thank you anon.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the kid who made a 'clock'?

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would humans look like if super powerful aliens decide to breed us like toadlines?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smuh-muh-muh-ashed!!!

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      gone too soon

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >too dysgenic to live
        >10 breedings in 72 hours
        this has to be parody

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long would it take to breed fully bipedal dogs?
    the structure of the forelimbs already look like an arm off a roider pushing against the ground in a planking position

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how long would it take to breed fully bipedal dogs
      hips, spine and plantigrade feet would be really hard to breed. And if it was these guys they'd probably breed dogish midgets with less mobility than tyrion lannister.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breeders should be publicly executed

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    this moronic behavior is why bulldogs and other short nose dogs have so many health problems now

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny how all webms of this mistake are of them just standing around because walking is a painful endeavor for them.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turd just casually falls out of its ass as it runs

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll be a ghost real soon yeah

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smart dog

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I wish him no harm because he didn’t choose to be here, that disgusting creature on the left…I have never seen an animal fill me with more immediate rage than whatever the frick that is. What a stupid beast and shame on the people who brought it here.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We can go toadier. I want a dog so smashed and slammed its legs stick out of the sides and it has to crawl through narrow tubes to get anywhere.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT DOES "SMASHED AND SLAMMED" MEAN?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That means that the breeders SMASHED and SLAMMED the dogs to the concrete floor to flatten them so you can get your very own TOAD. kek

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      selective breeding to make the lowrider equivalent of a bulldog

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    These people deserve to be hunted down and thrown in fricking prison. Why is this shit allowed?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure its not, but it's very difficult to go after hidden backyard breeding grounds, especially in the freedom loving usa

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally prefer to STRETCH and PULL.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine breeding this with a smashslammed abomination

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        To create an average-sized dog? We already have those.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breeding these abominations should result in jail time

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      *sterilization

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey that's my uncle

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chemicals are turning the dogs gay!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow they might really evolve into frogs at this rate.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how the Pits first came into being?
      They were wolves once, taken by the dog breeders, tortured and mutilated.
      A ruined and terrible form of life.
      And now... perfected. My SLAMMED BULLY TOADLINE

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They put chemicals in the water that turn the fricking toads gay!

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They deserve love, medical aid, and sterilization.

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXOTIC 6th layer exposed EXTREME ULTRA SLAMMED!!! new breed LOCK IN this RED HOT one of a kind BEAST starting bids 15k !!!!!NO LOWBALLS!!!!!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      so that's how Bondrewd gets his funding

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    toadline

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is there a market for these abominations? There's no way that there are enough people out there to think that these dogs are anything other than euthanasia fodder.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only is there a market for them, they're incredbily fricking expensive, costing up to $10k. People are paying a years worth of rent at a cheap apartment for them.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really should throw my morals aside and israelite these kinds of people out of their money (in a way that doesn't involve animal abuse). They clearly deserve whatever hardship they put themselves into.

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it had cyclopia at first.

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My older brother had one of these stupid ass dogs. It was harmless but dumb as rocks. It's favorite chew toy was a cinder block and and make these crazy loud screaming/yelping noises whenever it tried to chew on it. If you tried to pull it away it would scream even louder. It was actually kinda funny

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, are these dogs moronic too? or do they just have physical deformities?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of them have a big hydrocephalus, they cant be smart

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, I'd rather be blissfully moronic than intelligence enough to be aware of the hell that is that existence.

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one eye on the streets, one eye on the kids

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >naming a "dog" after a gay sex drug
      Amyl is fun but why name a dog that

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick off homosexual no one asked

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I asked, frick you.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you're referring to.
        Liquid gold is because they jerk off the dogs to sell their sperm

  46. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yakub presenting his first blue-eyed creation:

  49. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    SNARFED

  51. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need the image of the old slamdog speaking to the young smashling about the beauty of life

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        how beautifully tragic

  52. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  54. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit should be banned and the people behind it publicly executed, np fricking joke.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst part is these dogs are going to have a myriad of health issues as they get older and the Black folk who collect and show them off like pokemon cards will either dump them on the road or have them put down the second their abominable creation starts to become an inconvenience. Nogs and hoes are incapable of seeing companion animals as friends. To them their akin to a designer purse or a Rolex watch. This is why you should treat hood trash as just that, trash, no matter their ethnicity or gender.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the market for toadline bullies? I don't understand. At least with a regular muder machine pitbull there is the advantage of looking tough. But why would any thug want a little deformed mutant for a dog?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NPCs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me. I want one after looking at these threads

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s kind of like a pyramid skeem

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy throwing the bone gets me everytime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seriously
        what the frick is he doing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          getting them to look down the camera lens so we can get cool pics like BLUE GHOST and CUM-RAG (REST IN PEACE SWEET ANGLE GONE TOO SOON)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all Bulbasaurs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutts breeding mutts... Now that's just stupid.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >those eyes pleading for death

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are trying to FORCE mammals back into the amphibian legs-splayed-at-sides gait we left behind 300 million years ago. If that isn't complete mad scientist mania, I don't know what is.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reject modernity.
    Embrace tradition.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    based SMASHED and SLAMMED poster
    Truly the best meme on Wauf

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, why did we do this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird right?
      I have a rescue Great Dane who is still in good shape at 8. But when we go to the lake she can't properly swim like my lab because her chest is so deep. Had to get her gut attached to her side so it can't flip are a precaution for just eating food.

      Stressful existence owning a freak body dog.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Had to get her gut attached to her side so it can't flip are a precaution for just eating food.
        Wait wait wait, so the dogs intestines,or gut, flips inside of the animal? Like into a knot type deal? What the actual frick
        I now have a irrational fear of my insides flipping and knotting themselves into a entangled mess
        That's some japanese body horror shit man.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it’s from show gays inbreeding them for excessively deep chests for the masculine and imposing appearance, combined with a faster growth rate for profit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it great to live to see man made horrors beyond comprehension?

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a dog. Thats a fricking sentient meatball

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As the bully community piled on him, after a day he posted a short video of the dog in different angles, thinking he's proving them wrong but actually just showing how the dog clearly doesn't have the proportions of that pic.
    The vids are very short because they are probably doctored too. Smashling breeders doctor videos very often, thats why they always take a lot to post 3 second clips instead of just live-streaming for minutes while they walk the animal which would be way easier.
    The exotic bully world is very entertaining. Seeing the best of the American minorities trying to out skeem one another by creating diseased, suffering and deformed dogs that nobody really buys as pets is such a beautiful phenomenon.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's been a controversy lately because the popular breeder Danny Richgrade uploaded this picture of his promising new stud "Clone" that is clearly photoshopped.
    His infamous because his ridiculous dogs are never shown irl, he doesn't attend conventions or do instagram lives. Still, he's popular because of "the twins", two extra smashed creatures that have put him in the spotlight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fKLJ7bJ.jpg

      As the bully community piled on him, after a day he posted a short video of the dog in different angles, thinking he's proving them wrong but actually just showing how the dog clearly doesn't have the proportions of that pic.
      The vids are very short because they are probably doctored too. Smashling breeders doctor videos very often, thats why they always take a lot to post 3 second clips instead of just live-streaming for minutes while they walk the animal which would be way easier.
      The exotic bully world is very entertaining. Seeing the best of the American minorities trying to out skeem one another by creating diseased, suffering and deformed dogs that nobody really buys as pets is such a beautiful phenomenon.

      why do you know so much about the smashling community?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My interest was sparked in these threads. Then I found the kiwifarms thread and started looking up the instagram accounts they mentioned. The bully spitting podcast is the main news outlet in the community, that's a good way to keep up with it. I've never listened to it but their Instagram account reports on all notable developments.
        Their world is so entertaining. Low IQ characters and animal breeding is a match made in heaven.
        That's why Tiger King is such a gem.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people create these hideous dysgenic doglets? They have short, miserable lives, then they mercifully die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >people
      They're Black folk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of them are white.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          White or american "white".

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black persondom is a state of mind

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As an active follower of the community, I can tell you that whites are like 20% at most. Check the cons.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black personness is a mindset and a life style.
          There are Black folk of all skin colors

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Introspect.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Move to a diverse neighborhood.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        SO this are the black people's creations?????

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, a Black person creation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pyramid skeem.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gets me every time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For science.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why does it look dead stiff

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nerve gas

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it feels uncomfortable to breathe when i look at these moronic animals.

          freezer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BRICKED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          failed smash

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            BRICKED

            Seriously, WHAT is that?
            That is the most fricked up object I've ever seen, like an Eldritch fricking abomination, reminds me of the baby from Berserk, what am I looking at?
            Is it dead?
            What the frick is it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's dead and seems to have been kept in the freezer for preservation. It's a malformed couple of siamese puppies, very fricked up.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good Heavens, what kind of psychotic frick would keep a dead, malformed Nature's tragedy of an abomination in a freezer for preservation, pulling it out to poke and prod at it to showcase it?
                What plague of the mind leads to this behavior?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nature's tragedy
                It's man-made.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think It got frozen so It could be showed to the world since It's likely toadline owners trash all dead defects and pretend It's only smashed pits that come out, that being said they could be toadline psychos too...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every breeder deals with culls. Breeds without tails get born without buttholes, you just CO2 them in a bag and ditch em, a lot aren't viable anyway and die in hours or days.

                Don't breed animals if you're not willing to deal with bad results. That callipygous siamese set is gonna happen. Breeder in that clip was probably pointing out how the puppies' shape was fine they just had two with one head.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dang, talk about a cold business.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have no arse and I must shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How many animals is he holding here?

                >couple of siamese puppies
                There is more than one in that? Wtf.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            So that is how unsightly beasts are made? They put two cells of dog semen in a particle accelerator, bump them into each other and sometimes this shit

            For science.

            comes out?

            No wonder they call em SMASHED and SLAMMED

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is that 2 smashed (and slammed) together?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How many animals is he holding here?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          1.5

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        SQUISHED

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the type of shit you'd find in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or something. Sidorovich will buy this artefact off your hands for 10,000 rubles.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          lost

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was about to post brick_of_puppies.webm.exe
        Not safe for life content.

        the homosexuals who own these farms unironically deserve to be raped to death

        I am not really a sadist. I just want to put a bullet in the brain of the Chinks who burn dogs alive, but with toadline farmers I am happy with a few years of hard labor (emphasis on "hard") in a gulag. At the end of which, to be released, they would have to write a heartfelt essay why they did wrong, and if they do not sound genuinely apologetic and describe why they fricked up in their own words, they will get another year to try again.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >brick_of_puppies
          W-what is that?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are these subhumans not in jail for this shit?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Born under the light of Morrslieb. Chaos spawn looking ass.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it had survived, you'd have some breeder showing off his "UltraXXXotic Deluxe Double Smashed Siamese Twinline Brickbull". It would be only life support 24/7, but he'd still probably be trying to sell frozen semen from it/artificially inseminate other dogs with its seed.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in reference to the breeders, of course

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turning pitbulls into harmless deformed mutants
    those breeders are doing god's work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey! The goyim are ruining our pit bulls! Launch Thread #282728 on deformed toadlines!

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS
      YOU ARE WRONG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what superpowers does he have?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can SMASH and SLAM others from a distance, using only his mind

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        mind-barking.
        he barks, but only in your head. so he'll keep intruders out while not waking up it's owners.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          cool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no no noo look at the top of his head!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a brain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine already being an atheist at 2 weeks old.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He already though of my response

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yakub looking-ass homie

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUPER MEGA THONK

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lllllliiiinndddaaaaaaa

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The original Europeans were dogs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He knows Obama's last name

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only I have the brains to rule Lylat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie works out at the library

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you be sayin they have pitbulls in Somalia now?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so you like to read, huh?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's unironically a guy who works in the British Library near King's Cross station who looks identical to this. I think he was working security at the door

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shit oh frick

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are we going to do tomorrow night?
      >The same thing we do every night... Try to take over the world!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor thing 🙁

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These animals do not enjoy existence.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/fjODJ6Q.jpg

        These are better conditions than some Amish labradoodle puppy mills I've seen.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still not humane by any stretch of the word

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain to me why these dogs were thrown into the gravity chamber?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the homosexuals who own these farms unironically deserve to be raped to death

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread has made me sad on a deep, existential level.
      I never liked these type of dogs but none of them should be ripped from the void and given life, only be to stuck as a genetic abomination that's forced to live in a concrete warehouse.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Money says otherwise

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the one with a paw instead of a tail?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Has Toadline gone that far? They're getting Chernobyl levels of mutations just from all the inbreeding?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is just an animal table. U_U
      I feel bad for the toadlines.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thumbnail looks like a borzoi close to the camera.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The nogs who keep breeding these things should have their balls/c**ts smothered in IcyHot on an hourly basis.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why reward them? Icyhot on the dick is essentially a blowjob, literally cum within 15 seconds.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given that you have experience with this judging by your dubs, what is the best way to use IcyHot for your pleasure?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they SMASH and SLAM cats now?
      this is fricked

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        it’s got a disease, so it only looks like it got SMASHED and SLAMMED

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magnamalo

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      what bench press does to a motherfricker

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this even a thing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pyramid skeem

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbors have two of these, one male and one female alongside an australian shepherd. I think the aussie cucked the male smashling because the female is pregnant and there's no way he did that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mercy kill them.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't begin to imagine what those freaks are gonna look like.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breed female with aussie male until you get a fricked up blue merle toadaussie female
      >breed toadaussie to male toad
      >inbreed a few times
      >end up with blue eyed merle toadline genetic disasters
      >???
      >BOGAN c**tSLAM XXXL MERLETOADS
      >profit
      it's kinda like a pyramid skeem

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one irl the other day, first time ever. the guy walking it was black and it sounded like it was struggling to breathe on a cool spring day after walking like 500 feet from his car.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't bred to walk long distances. They're the perfect companion for your house.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    left looks like corey from pawn starts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heavan gained an angle

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit it does

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      And my son, big ass

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they look like they're dying

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're all dying

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are dying extremely quickly, though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He just wants to play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We all are

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro they're far from dying, they're about to suck the life force out of a toddler.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello toadline breeder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are.

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