I want them SMASHED and SLAMMED. Posted on April 15, 2023 by Anonymous I want them SMASHED and SLAMMED.
Dingos aren't true dogs, it's some wolf like species that doesn't exist anymore
Toad dogs are the best dogs.
Came to declare TOTAL SHITBULL DEATH
leave the toadies alone
to be fair, toadies barely qualify as shitbulls. They are pretty much their own subspecies.
They can't even breed naturally by this point, yet they are fertile so they can reproduce because of breeders, how would they even be qualified? Only thing I see is deformed pitbull, ballbulls or something?
Everytime I see people arguing for homan eugenics I think of shit like this
Will they ever find him?
maybe his shriveled corpse after he got milked dry
this looks like a shitpost
I honestly cannot believe that website is real
rip in pieces big boy
You beautiful fuckers have made me laugh so hard I cried for the first time in months. Thanks
I work at a vet hospital and I'll see one of these monsters about every two months. The last one I saw dragged its midsection along the ground because its anatomy was so fucked up. Most of the time they come in for dystocia because they're incapable of giving birth naturally, something the owner fails to figure into his investment because he's a retard. The surgery itself is expensive and they often balk at paying $5,000 even if they will end up in the black after selling the puppies. If toadline pits ever get popular they'll easily take the place of French bulldogs, which are also riddled with problems and no one should own one.
Vets should refuse any care to these sad animals other than euthanasia. Their retarded owners will never give them a good life and the second they become a medical burden (which is basically at birth) they'll be ditched on the side of the road.
Most vets don't give a fuck, they're happy to get more money. I'm sure most of them would love it if more people would start breeding dogs that require a $5k vet visit to give birth. These are the people who happily euthanize healthy animals for the flimsiest of reasons so long as the owners are willing to pay up.
>special place in hell
Is there still french bulldogs not riddled with health issues caused by breeding selection or is their kind forever screwed over?
There are some attempt to de-smashify them, but unless the flatface abominations get outlawed they are here to stay due to their popularity
A real sad affair they got smashed to uncanny proportions in the first place, I won't lie pits getting this done to them erased the seething hatred I had for them partially, because no matter how shit they are, they don't deserve being born deformed only to suffer for extra bucks
My aunt and uncle breed French bulldogs. They fly out to Eastern Europe to buy breeding studs. Costs thousands of dollars. But everybody I know in the area who has a French bulldog bought it from them. They seem to be doing pretty well for themselves.
My grandfather had one of theirs. Not one they bred. Their first French bulldog that they had as a pet, that inspired them to start breeding the things. Of course once they did, they had to get rid of him because he'd get into fights with the studs. Ironic. Anyways, he got attacked by a pair of German Shepherds which caused his eyes to pop out of his skull. Taken to the vet and died from anesthetic. He was a wretched animal.
At least they are now unable to maul toddlers
I feel bad for these creatures but these threads always make me lel
hes literally me
I can also relate. Fat. Retarded. Cock always out.
If we stand by and let this happen, are we not guilty of inaction?
I feel like the type of people who breed or buy these dogs are the type who listen to Insane Clown Posse and Limp Bizkit, and vape all the time
Judging by shit like
then yeah, 100%.
All pet ownership is immoral but intentionally breeding your pets sends you to a whole other level of hell.
Reversed for me, they feel like they listen to basic bass hip hop, because all the ICP listeners I got are like super sensitive to animal wellbeings or own a dog but they aren't breeders, as for the vaping It's either that or cigs but they all look like they either smoke something or their brain is disconnected so I'll agree
>please kill me now
I was wondering how they bred his tail to be so long, thin and pointy
that's his leash's shadow
he has no tail
probably docked as short as possible
This one looks like a bag of potatoes and wheat, I know they do It for money, but how come they find sleep at night? Do they genuinely believe this is how these dogs are meant to be by nature? Did they delude themselves into thinking the dogs are ok?
Just rewind your post back to the word money. That's the only thing these chimps know and desire. The ones shelling out money think they look cool in the same way they think wearing their pants down to their knees and painting their teeth gold looks cool.
Disheartening but true, thank you anon.
Is that the kid who made a 'clock'?
What would humans look like if super powerful aliens decide to breed us like toadlines?
gone too soon
>too dysgenic to live
>10 breedings in 72 hours
this has to be parody
how long would it take to breed fully bipedal dogs?
the structure of the forelimbs already look like an arm off a roider pushing against the ground in a planking position
>how long would it take to breed fully bipedal dogs
hips, spine and plantigrade feet would be really hard to breed. And if it was these guys they'd probably breed dogish midgets with less mobility than tyrion lannister.
Breeders should be publicly executed
this retarded behavior is why bulldogs and other short nose dogs have so many health problems now
Funny how all webms of this mistake are of them just standing around because walking is a painful endeavor for them.
>turd just casually falls out of its ass as it runs
He'll be a ghost real soon yeah
While I wish him no harm because he didn’t choose to be here, that disgusting creature on the left…I have never seen an animal fill me with more immediate rage than whatever the fuck that is. What a stupid beast and shame on the people who brought it here.
We can go toadier. I want a dog so smashed and slammed its legs stick out of the sides and it has to crawl through narrow tubes to get anywhere.
WHAT DOES "SMASHED AND SLAMMED" MEAN?
That means that the breeders SMASHED and SLAMMED the dogs to the concrete floor to flatten them so you can get your very own TOAD. kek
selective breeding to make the lowrider equivalent of a bulldog
These people deserve to be hunted down and thrown in fucking prison. Why is this shit allowed?
Im pretty sure its not, but it's very difficult to go after hidden backyard breeding grounds, especially in the freedom loving usa
I personally prefer to STRETCH and PULL.
imagine breeding this with a smashslammed abomination
To create an average-sized dog? We already have those.
Breeding these abominations should result in jail time
Hey that's my uncle
The chemicals are turning the dogs gay!
Wow they might really evolve into frogs at this rate.
Do you know how the Pits first came into being?
They were wolves once, taken by the dog breeders, tortured and mutilated.
A ruined and terrible form of life.
And now... perfected. My SLAMMED BULLY TOADLINE
They put chemicals in the water that turn the fricking toads gay!
They deserve love, medical aid, and sterilization.
EXOTIC 6th layer exposed EXTREME ULTRA SLAMMED!!! new breed LOCK IN this RED HOT one of a kind BEAST starting bids 15k !!!!!NO LOWBALLS!!!!!
so that's how Bondrewd gets his funding
How is there a market for these abominations? There's no way that there are enough people out there to think that these dogs are anything other than euthanasia fodder.
Not only is there a market for them, they're incredbily fucking expensive, costing up to $10k. People are paying a years worth of rent at a cheap apartment for them.
I really should throw my morals aside and garden gnome these kinds of people out of their money (in a way that doesn't involve animal abuse). They clearly deserve whatever hardship they put themselves into.
I thought it had cyclopia at first.
My older brother had one of these stupid ass dogs. It was harmless but dumb as rocks. It's favorite chew toy was a cinder block and and make these crazy loud screaming/yelping noises whenever it tried to chew on it. If you tried to pull it away it would scream even louder. It was actually kinda funny
So, are these dogs retarded too? or do they just have physical deformities?
most of them have a big hydrocephalus, they cant be smart
I hope so, I'd rather be blissfully retarded than intelligence enough to be aware of the hell that is that existence.
>one eye on the streets, one eye on the kids
>naming a "dog" after a gay sex drug
Amyl is fun but why name a dog that
fuck off gay no one asked
I asked, fuck you.
I don't know what you're referring to.
Liquid gold is because they masturbate the dogs to sell their sperm
Yakub presenting his first blue-eyed creation:
I need the image of the old slamdog speaking to the young smashling about the beauty of life
how beautifully tragic
This shit should be banned and the people behind it publicly executed, np fucking joke.
Worst part is these dogs are going to have a myriad of health issues as they get older and the morons who collect and show them off like pokemon cards will either dump them on the road or have them put down the second their abominable creation starts to become an inconvenience. Nogs and hoes are incapable of seeing companion animals as friends. To them their akin to a designer purse or a rolex watch. This is why you should treat hood trash as just that, trash, no matter their ethnicity or gender.
Who is the market for toadline bullies? I don't understand. At least with a regular muder machine pitbull there is the advantage of looking tough. But why would any thug want a little deformed mutant for a dog?
Me. I want one after looking at these threads
It’s kind of like a pyramid skeem
The guy throwing the bone gets me everytime.
what the fuck is he doing
getting them to look down the camera lens so we can get cool pics like BLUE GHOST and CUM-RAG (REST IN PEACE SWEET ANGLE GONE TOO SOON)
>It's all Bulbasaurs
Mutts breeding mutts... Now that's just stupid.
>those eyes pleading for death
They are trying to FORCE mammals back into the amphibian legs-splayed-at-sides gait we left behind 300 million years ago. If that isn't complete mad scientist mania, I don't know what is.
based SMASHED and SLAMMED poster
Truly the best meme on Wauf
Jesus Christ, why did we do this?
It's weird right?
I have a rescue Great Dane who is still in good shape at 8. But when we go to the lake she can't properly swim like my lab because her chest is so deep. Had to get her gut attached to her side so it can't flip are a precaution for just eating food.
Stressful existence owning a freak body dog.
>Had to get her gut attached to her side so it can't flip are a precaution for just eating food.
Wait wait wait, so the dogs intestines,or gut, flips inside of the animal? Like into a knot type deal? What the actual fuck
I now have a irrational fear of my insides flipping and knotting themselves into a entangled mess
That's some japanese body horror shit man.
Yes it’s from show fags inbreeding them for excessively deep chests for the masculine and imposing appearance, combined with a faster growth rate for profit.
Isn't it great to live to see man made horrors beyond comprehension?
Thats not a dog. Thats a fucking sentient meatball
As the bully community piled on him, after a day he posted a short video of the dog in different angles, thinking he's proving them wrong but actually just showing how the dog clearly doesn't have the proportions of that pic.
The vids are very short because they are probably doctored too. Smashling breeders doctor videos very often, thats why they always take a lot to post 3 second clips instead of just live-streaming for minutes while they walk the animal which would be way easier.
The exotic bully world is very entertaining. Seeing the best of the American minorities trying to out skeem one another by creating diseased, suffering and deformed dogs that nobody really buys as pets is such a beautiful phenomenon.
There's been a controversy lately because the popular breeder Danny Richgrade uploaded this picture of his promising new stud "Clone" that is clearly photoshopped.
His infamous because his ridiculous dogs are never shown irl, he doesn't attend conventions or do instagram lives. Still, he's popular because of "the twins", two extra smashed creatures that have put him in the spotlight.
why do you know so much about the smashling community?
My interest was sparked in these threads. Then I found the kiwifarms thread and started looking up the instagram accounts they mentioned. The bully spitting podcast is the main news outlet in the community, that's a good way to keep up with it. I've never listened to it but their Instagram account reports on all notable developments.
Their world is so entertaining. Low IQ characters and animal breeding is a match made in heaven.
That's why Tiger King is such a gem.
Why do people create these hideous dysgenic doglets? They have short, miserable lives, then they mercifully die.
A lot of them are white.
White or american "white".
morondom is a state of mind
As an active follower of the community, I can tell you that whites are like 20% at most. Check the cons.
moronness is a mindset and a life style.
There are morons of all skin colors
Move to a diverse neighborhood.
You don't have to.
SO this are the black people's creations?????
yeah, a moron creation
It's a pyramid skeem.
Gets me every time.
why does it look dead stiff
it feels uncomfortable to breathe when i look at these retarded animals.
what the fuck is that
Seriously, WHAT is that?
That is the most fucked up object I've ever seen, like an Eldritch fucking abomination, reminds me of the baby from Berserk, what am I looking at?
Is it dead?
What the fuck is it?
Yeah it's dead and seems to have been kept in the freezer for preservation. It's a malformed couple of siamese puppies, very fucked up.
Good Heavens, what kind of psychotic fuck would keep a dead, malformed Nature's tragedy of an abomination in a freezer for preservation, pulling it out to poke and prod at it to showcase it?
What plague of the mind leads to this behavior?
I think It got frozen so It could be showed to the world since It's likely toadline owners trash all dead defects and pretend It's only smashed pits that come out, that being said they could be toadline psychos too...
Every breeder deals with culls. Breeds without tails get born without assholes, you just CO2 them in a bag and ditch em, a lot aren't viable anyway and die in hours or days.
Don't breed animals if you're not willing to deal with bad results. That callipygous siamese set is gonna happen. Breeder in that clip was probably pointing out how the puppies' shape was fine they just had two with one head.
Dang, talk about a cold business.
>I have no arse and I must shit
>couple of siamese puppies
There is more than one in that? Wtf.
So that is how unsightly beasts are made? They put two cells of dog semen in a particle accelerator, bump them into each other and sometimes this shit
No wonder they call em SMASHED and SLAMMED
is that 2 smashed (and slammed) together?
How many animals is he holding here?
This is the type of shit you'd find in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or something. Sidorovich will buy this artefact off your hands for 10,000 rubles.
Was about to post brick_of_puppies.webm.exe
Not safe for life content.
I am not really a sadist. I just want to put a bullet in the brain of the Chinks who burn dogs alive, but with toadline farmers I am happy with a few years of hard labor (emphasis on "hard") in a gulag. At the end of which, to be released, they would have to write a heartfelt essay why they did wrong, and if they do not sound genuinely apologetic and describe why they fucked up in their own words, they will get another year to try again.
W-what is that?
How are these subhumans not in jail for this shit?
Born under the light of Morrslieb. Chaos spawn looking ass.
If it had survived, you'd have some breeder showing off his "UltraXXXotic Deluxe Double Smashed Siamese Twinline Brickbull". It would be only life support 24/7, but he'd still probably be trying to sell frozen semen from it/artificially inseminate other dogs with its seed.
in reference to the breeders, of course
>turning pitbulls into harmless deformed mutants
those breeders are doing god's work
Oy vey! The goyim are ruining our pit bulls! Launch Thread #282728 on deformed toadlines!
YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS
YOU ARE WRONG
what superpowers does he have?
can SMASH and SLAM others from a distance, using only his mind
he barks, but only in your head. so he'll keep intruders out while not waking up it's owners.
>I've been doing a lot of thinking lately
Oh no no noo look at the top of his head!!
looks like a smart dog he's even sporting a brain
Imagine already being an atheist at 2 weeks old.
He already though of my response
yakub looking-ass bro
SUPER MEGA THONK
>The original Europeans were dogs
He knows Obama's last name
>Only I have the brains to rule Lylat
bro works out at the library
So you be sayin they have pitbulls in Somalia now?
>so you like to read, huh?
There's unironically a guy who works in the British Library near King's Cross station who looks identical to this. I think he was working security at the door
oh shit oh fuck
>What are we going to do tomorrow night?
>The same thing we do every night... Try to take over the world!
poor thing 🙁
These animals do not enjoy existence.
These are better conditions than some Amish labradoodle puppy mills I've seen.
Still not humane by any stretch of the word
Explain to me why these dogs were thrown into the gravity chamber?
the gays who own these farms unironically deserve to be raped to death
This thread has made me sad on a deep, existential level.
I never liked these type of dogs but none of them should be ripped from the void and given life, only be to stuck as a genetic abomination that's forced to live in a concrete warehouse.
Money says otherwise
Is that the one with a paw instead of a tail?
Has Toadline gone that far? They're getting Chernobyl levels of mutations just from all the inbreeding?
It is just an animal table. U_U
I feel bad for the toadlines.
Thumbnail looks like a borzoi close to the camera.
The nogs who keep breeding these things should have their balls/cunts smothered in IcyHot on an hourly basis.
Why reward them? Icyhot on the dick is essentially a blowjob, literally cum within 15 seconds.
Given that you have experience with this judging by your dubs, what is the best way to use IcyHot for your pleasure?
they SMASH and SLAM cats now?
this is fucked
it’s got a disease, so it only looks like it got SMASHED and SLAMMED
what bench press does to a motherfucker
Why is this even a thing?
My neighbors have two of these, one male and one female alongside an australian shepherd. I think the aussie cucked the male smashling because the female is pregnant and there's no way he did that
mercy kill them.
I can't begin to imagine what those freaks are gonna look like.
>breed female with aussie male until you get a fucked up blue merle toadaussie female
>breed toadaussie to male toad
>inbreed a few times
>end up with blue eyed merle toadline genetic disasters
>BOGAN CUNTSLAM XXXL MERLETOADS
it's kinda like a pyramid skeem
I saw one irl the other day, first time ever. the guy walking it was black and it sounded like it was struggling to breathe on a cool spring day after walking like 500 feet from his car.
They weren't bred to walk long distances. They're the perfect companion for your house.
left looks like corey from pawn starts
Heavan gained an angle
Holy shit it does
And my son, big ass
they look like they're dying
We're all dying
they are dying extremely quickly, though
He just wants to play.
We all are
bro they're far from dying, they're about to suck the life force out of a toddler.
Hello toadline breeder