I think I'm confident I can kill everything up to eagle, there's a lot of large dogs that would fuck me up.

I think I'm confident I can kill everything up to eagle, there's a lot of large dogs that would fuck me up.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I don't want to kill animals!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. This is Wauf not a deathmatch board.
      Fuck off retards

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fit adult human male can take everything on that list up to wolf.
    you have a slim chance to also take a bear, but it's so risky and requires 100% luck, that it's not really worth considering. croc is too tough to kill barehanded, but you could absolutely tire it out, take its back, and beat it to death with a rock(because crocs tire out so much faster than any mammal).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you could reasonably break its limbs and/or neck, is that close enough to dead? Eye gouge would be an easy one too. Maybe after the above, you could rip it apart by the anus as a coup de grace?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is chimpanzee that low

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily/100% Success Rate:
    >Rat
    >House cat
    >Goose
    >Medium sized dog
    >Eagle >>(it's gonna hurt like Hell but a grown man really shouldn't lose this)
    Dangerous but definitely possible:
    >King Cobra >>(could almost go in above category, if you have experience handling snakes you'll know how and when to strike safely)
    >Large dog
    >Wolf
    >Kangaroo >>(how strong are they really? I've never heard of someone fighting these to the death in a non-sporting arena)
    >Crocodile >>(depending on species/size; I can't imagine there's much you could do to harm a fully grown Nile Crocodile without a weapon of some kind, even if you can "disable" it)
    Most probably not:
    >Chimpanzee >>(as far as attributes go, maybe; in practice, it'd probably be just too fast and vicious to make the manoeuvres against it that you'd need to)
    Death wish:
    >Gorilla >>(we just don't have the natural weaponry to compete with these guys)
    >Lion >>(even if you could disable the jaws, you'll just get eviscerated by the claws)
    >Grizzly Bear >>(people supposedly have; I would not be one of them)
    >Elephant >>(where would you even begin?)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crocidilians you just have to wrestle it onto its back, let it pass out, then you can choke and whatever else

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I forgot they had that weakness! Still, I thing the same applies in that an adult Nile crocodile is going to be a bitch to shift anywhere against its will.

        I feel like you could reasonably break its limbs and/or neck, is that close enough to dead? Eye gouge would be an easy one too. Maybe after the above, you could rip it apart by the anus as a coup de grace?

        I'm honestly not sure if we're generally strong enough unassisted to do those things. Eye gouge is a surprisingly difficult concept with a crocodile, especially a large one. See pic: their eyes disappear into their head under armoured scales when they're closed, which I imagine they would be if you were trying to attack them there.

        https://i.imgur.com/nfXdGCc.jpg

        Kangaroo if you sucker punch you're fine. If you can't do that you die. That and the Casswoary will cut your balls off or guts open with their nails, that's why both kick.

        Chimp: You are dead. Unlike Gorilla and Orange Tang Man boi they are like the urban chimp without self control and will mcmurder you in high blood.

        Would wrestling a kangaroo and going for the neck break be viable, or are they just too well armed?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kangaroo if you sucker punch you're fine. If you can't do that you die. That and the Casswoary will cut your balls off or guts open with their nails, that's why both kick.

      Chimp: You are dead. Unlike Gorilla and Orange Tang Man boi they are like the urban chimp without self control and will mcmurder you in high blood.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know these two were so dangerous.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the longer i look at this, the weirder it gets
    i want to see the details of this research

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO those same 6% would get horribly disfigured by a chimpanzee. Fucking fatass "bear" aka slug men.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8% think they can beat an elephant
    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      had a nice kek at this one. for any other animal on the list you could theoretically put it in a choke hold and choke it out. but what the fuck are you going to do to an elephant?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People probably think elephants are slow so they can compound damage it until it dies. Either that or people filling in the poll are trolling.
        Then again, some people claim they can beat up an elephant but not a grizzly bear. They're either retarded or very sophisticated trolls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People probably think elephants are slow so they can compound damage it until it dies. Either that or people filling in the poll are trolling.
        Then again, some people claim they can beat up an elephant but not a grizzly bear. They're either retarded or very sophisticated trolls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      had a nice kek at this one. for any other animal on the list you could theoretically put it in a choke hold and choke it out. but what the fuck are you going to do to an elephant?

      People probably think elephants are slow so they can compound damage it until it dies. Either that or people filling in the poll are trolling.
      Then again, some people claim they can beat up an elephant but not a grizzly bear. They're either retarded or very sophisticated trolls.

      15 minutes in photoshop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ancient humans kill the even more dangerous elephant to extinction?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          With spears, teams of hunters, and very sophisticated techniques that involved using the environment. Humans are mid-tier in physical power, but are the apex hunters on the planet due to intelligence and creativity. We make rules for ourselves to make hunting harder. That's how good we are.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not unarmed, and not one-on-one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not with their bare hands, one on one they didn't.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I can be confident when I say it is actually physically impossible for a single human being to kill an adult elephant with no weapon. The only thing you can even theoretically do is aim to gouge out its eyes, but good fucking luck actually getting to them without getting grabbed and slammed onto the ground instantly.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >28% of americans would lose to a rat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are governed by rats if you weren't paying attention.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i tried killing a rat once. the little i managed to kick it a couple times and send it flying but it didn't get hurt and ran away.

      they're too light and agile tbh senpai

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I crushed its skull using a piece of pvp pipe. I wasn’t unarmed, it would be harder with my bare hands and i would rather not risk tog et a bite unless I really need to kill it (for example lost in a place with no food)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those particular women would be too terrified to even move.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kang cobra
    moron whats so scary about the king cobra moron haha just wear some jeans haha just step on it with any shoes and it dies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can be 20' long

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