I never clean up my dog poop at the park.

I never clean up my dog poop at the park.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my
    Holy shit, a dog figured out how to post on Wauf.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /nmpg/ not my proplem general

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your boss pick up your shit? In a "park"? Interesting arrangement

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see no point either. Plants love poop, you're only doing them a favor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Americans feed their dogs literal toxic waste and plant based shit as if they aren't obligate carnivores just because they don't immediately die from going full moron, and then they pas 90% of it undigested. The vitamin fortified, highly concentrated starch paste can take up to a year to fully decompose. You can tell because some dog poop still smells a little like dog food, and vice versa. A properly fed dogs poop crumbles into nothing pretty fast and the grass will be a lot taller and green around there.
      >ingredients in goyslop tier dog "food": euthanasia drugs, plastic and foam packaging, plastic ear tags, crumbling cement, chewing gum, dead pets, a rendering plant worker's ex clothes included, the occasional bag of regular garbage, diseased carcasses, bread still in the bag
      But even then...

      Americans feed their lawns literal toxic waste, so much that the addition of even a little more nutrients causes the grass to wither and die as the soil is already overloaded. In addition to that, american grass is watered too frequently so it never develops a strong root system, so when it dies it's gone for good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon there's other ways to tell us that you got raped by your stepdad...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm the son of a lesbian couple and both of them raped me daily until I finally moved out at 70.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You got kicked out early, huh?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cool but dogs are omnivorous

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dog evolves an extra repeat of a gene that produces an enzyme that breaks down starch
          >that aids in not fricking dying but they're still pretty unhealthy without meat or a carefully formulated meat substitute (the latter produces toxic waste poo)
          >still barely able to digest it, spacious gut, rapid transit times, low coefficient of fermentation, they make humans look like gorillas
          >DOGS ARE OMNIVOROUS!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >they're still pretty unhealthy without meat
            If they weren't they would be herbivores, but I never said they are.
            >still barely able to digest it
            Dogs are capable of recognizing edible plant matter, seeking it and eating it and getting health benefits from it. Sometimes they specifically seek plants that they can't digest to aid regurgitation and expelling toxins.
            Sharks, owls, snakes, insectivorous bats and mantids are obligate carnivores. Dogs are omnivores.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >A dog can eat grass and vomit
              >they're omnivores, not carnivores
              You can feed a cat a vegan diet and they can eat grass. Dogs are carnivores. Plant based foods are bad for them. They are healthiest eating uncooked meat. Cooked meat contains carcinogens.

              >burgers: dogs are omnivores also why do dogs keep getting cancer at 12 when wolves live to 20

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >A dog can eat grass and vomit
                >they're omnivores, not carnivores
                Yes, that is part of omnivory.
                They can also eat berries and leafy plants for nutrition and anti-parasitic effects.
                It's not just pet dogs that do it, all wild canids eat plants as well.
                An obligate carnivore is an animal that will only eat meat and nothing else.
                Give a dog a plant-based diet for a month and it will survive. It will lack important nutrients but it will live for another day. Plants are part of what allows canids to make it through in the wild.
                Put a hawk under the same conditions and it will starve to death before it considers eating a single plant, that's because hawks are carnivores.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My dog vomits every time I give her a bone.
            What to do then?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is your brain on...
        Frick I don't even know what you gotta do to actually believe this shit lmao

  5. 1 year ago
    Yo

    I hate those people a lot

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where i live in the first world dog shitters are immediately identified and they usually get rid of their dogs because they die of embarassment and ostracization

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone clapped.

      Everyone scared to confront people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In the first world we dont worry so much about armed psycopaths so mild confrontations are pretty normal
        I usually offer a spare poop bag to people who "forgot" their own

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That great and all but i’m still not gonna pick up the poop, at best i’ll pretend to pick it up and toss your bag out when you leave.

          Oh and if you’re just gonna wait to watch me pick it up i’ll just leave it there because you can’t do shit and i’ll day you’re a racist karen who should mind her own business.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No one is going to side with the dog shit guy even against a karen

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >being proud of being a Black person
            Yikes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you probably live in some shithole where you can get away with it
            go live in a real firstworld country and start doing shit like that and see what happens; you will end up alone and miserable (something you already are by the looks of it kek)

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Black person behavior

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >being proud of being a Black person
      Yikes.

      Calm down children

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    crawling on all fours gobbling the poop up counts as cleaning x

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