I live in the forest. My outside cat hasn't been back all day. Say a prayer for my whiskers de la hoya.

I live in the forest. My outside cat hasn't been back all day. Say a prayer for my whiskers de la hoya.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A prayer sent your way, with hopes that this isn't a rageb8 thread

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person she/he is probably just looking for a mate. they dissapear for days during mating season.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    God's speed whiskers

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I live in the forest
    >Cat
    I pray to fricking God it died a horrifically painful death, you too
    I don't even care if this thread is bait, I hope you die

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy Wauf almost has a big enough hate boner for cats as it does for pitbulls.
    >muh toxo
    >muh 6000000 dead birds oy vey
    >muh outdoor cat
    I mean yea outdoor cats are a bad idea, but everything else people say is a fricking meme.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been a marked accelaration of grief posting all over Wauf in the last 3~4 months. Some boards and generals have gone completely downhill. My theory is that Wauf is currently undergoing autopoietic ontogenesis into a formal ideal noema, and that the psychic frustration and weapon-grade stupidity we generate on a regular basis is its fuel in doing so.
      If I am right, Wauf will soon iterate itself into an ideal principle such as Truth, Good or Reality.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        in english doc.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Autopoiesis: a substance's property to define an interface at its limit, I.e. a "frontier". An oil dropped in water has strong autopoiesis, for example. It is the first step in the creation of life.

          Ontogenesis : initial moment of creation for something.

          Noema: the "object" side of a phenomena, opposed to its noesis, which is purely the "mind" side of it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            in layman's terms.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus frick. Ok.
              You know warhammer 40k? How the space elves fricked so much and so hard their general horniness birthed a new Demon God?
              Same thing is happening here, except its toxo posting instead of fricking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah nothing like that is happening. this site is just going to continue to get worse. asiaticmoot has basically forgotten about it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get the dog version of toxo from using them as sex toys so much

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on where you live it might also have been an owl.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not an edgelord like the anons above but yeah I think is bad for cats to roam outside unsupervized because they do kill birbs, I wouldn't let my dog do that, thats why I don't let my cat do it either

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pray your cat is mortally wounded and terrified

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who "control" coyotes (read: destroy the native ecosystem) for the sake of their unsupervised cat/dog are human garbage.

    Keep your animals fenced, leashed, and supervised and leave the wildlife alone. I bet you're the kind of people who seethe when game wardens shoot free running dogs for harassing deer.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you foster an animal that's obliterating ground nesting birds?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >outside cat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are allergic. It followed us home this winter when we were shoveling the neighbors driveway. Was about a pound. Put out propane heaters to keep it warm and made a house for it. It survived and got big, now it's summer and it hasn't been home all day. I think something ate it and my kids are sad, and I'm sad for getting attached. Pretty shitty. I hope she's outside in the morning. I try to keep the coyote population in check, hadn't heard a howl in years. Hopefully she's just exploring. Left all the outside lights on for her and some food. Thank you for being rude.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I kill off native animals to keep my invasive rat safe
        Well I hope it fricking died and the coyote enjoyed it then. I hope you seethe hard and go out shooting them, just so a year later you have ten times more and you never see a cat for miles ever again.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll face your end one day, I hope you don't get eaten.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You'll face your end and your cat will immediately start eating your face without taking a single second to even hope you wake up

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you foster an animal that's obliterating ground nesting birds?

          I'm not an edgelord like the anons above but yeah I think is bad for cats to roam outside unsupervized because they do kill birbs, I wouldn't let my dog do that, thats why I don't let my cat do it either

          >I kill off native animals to keep my invasive rat safe
          I looked up this "study" and there's like 1-2 studies about this shit that Reddit and all midwits keeps screaming about and all I could find was a single study that has a sample size of like 10 cats in a single area and they based their entire study around that. Other than that study it was pure speculation and guesses.

          How did the "cats kill everything around them" meme even spread so much?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't belong here, for one, unless you're some nihilist frick. They have been documented contributing to and causing multiple extinctions alongside free roaming dogs. They also attract and live in equilibrium with invasive rats and manipulate low-grade humans to be more destructive towards native predators because cats evolved to mimic the appearance, noises, and behaviors of human infants.

            If you aren't an NPC and are aware of this, you keep your cat inside.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They have been documented contributing to and causing multiple extinctions
              Please cite some sources.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_predation_on_wildlife#:~:text=They%20have%20been%20implicated%20in,40%25%20of%20the%20species%20studied.

                Most importantly it is plainly obvious that your pet, which is closer to a parasite than anything, should not take priority over the native ecosystem (which is coincidentally more noble and respectable than some vermin animal from africa). I genuinely hope the coyote enjoyed its meal and fed some to their pups.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wikipedia
                Really? Cite the actual study instead of Wikipedia.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wikipedia cites the studies secondarily. Do you want an essay written just for you, you lazy frick?

                Wiley is munching on mittens right now, inshallah.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cite it then?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Click the link, there are citations everywhere.

                >confining an exploratory animal and having to maintain a litterbox that makes your house smell like literal ass
                >but it harms muh wildlife and some random endangered bird that nobody gives a frick about is about to go extinct
                not my problem

                >Exploratory animal
                It has half as many neurons in its cerebral cortex as a chihuahua. It can not comprehend exploration. It has an activity level, nothing more.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It has half as many neurons in its cerebral cortex as a chihuahua
                never claimed they had any intellect
                cats are moronic but people that keep them indoors are cucks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >clicked the first cited link
                >it's from an emotional article how cats are le bad and not native to Australi,a and therefor we need to keep breeding snakes and killing off all cats
                >no studies or any sources
                what now?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the exploratory drive is not related to neuron count, you factoid parroting pseud.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                neuron count is related to how it is so fricking stupid anything resembling an "exploratory drive" is satisfied by a few tubes and a shoddy plywood tower wrapped in rope and cheap carpet.
                >cat brain: yes, this is a forest.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It can not comprehend exploration
                it doesn't have to. they're instinctual robots seeking out territory and potential places to hunt.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They don't belong here
              > animal strive in nearly every habitat it enters
              > IT DOESNT BELONG THERE
              Seems like you just hate winners.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not much of a winner if you have to struggle to exterminate superior animals to keep them from wiping your "winner" out. What would happen if someone went out with an AR-15 and started baiting and shooting cats as often as people shoot coyotes because
                >muh heckin pets
                Probably no more cats.

                >clicked the first cited link
                >it's from an emotional article how cats are le bad and not native to Australi,a and therefor we need to keep breeding snakes and killing off all cats
                >no studies or any sources
                what now?

                Keep clicking so you can stay distracted while the coyotes finishes eating

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you don't actually have a source for your claims? Got it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are tons of sources. Keep clicking.

                Regardless of their impact cats are disgusting vermin animals that behave like the rats they live in harmony with. Go coyotes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao fricking wrecked that guy
                "Trust the science bro"
                The "science": emotional hitpieces, guesstimates, cope and subjective opinions

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he lied, you know that? he saw over a dozen sources cited and he lied

                or shall i say - she.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                In the US cats are the top 100 invasive species and the costliest

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Probably no more cats
                Funny, even in countries where dogs run rampant and cats are actually a food source they still survive.
                Cats are an apex entity because they mix great predatory skills aimed at a very large variety of food sources with the breeding cycle usually found in rodents.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not apex. They're a food source. What you are describing is "persistent vermin".

                If humans stop feeding and sheltering them, like wild dogs they die out if there is no native equivalent and if there is, the stragglers are absorbed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your wrong Chaotica. Someone pushed the sel-destruct button before you boarded us!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You never owned a cat
            I have raised 7 cats in my lifetime and every single one of them killed birds, squirrels, and even other cats
            I live in the city so I didn't really give a frick and let them in my backyard
            They didn't stay there though, I had seen my cats in the city several times while grocery shopping or going to work
            My cats would always bring me home the head of some animal they had killed
            One day the head of a crow or Sparrow, another day a red squirrel
            Was a real shocker the one day I opened my door to see my cat licking the severed head of another cat
            Oh well I said
            Not my problem

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              My cat goes outside. And by outside I mean she lays on the porch in the sun and occasionally goes down to the ground to eat some grass, then comes back. In 12 years of existence she's killed 4 animals, all mice who tried getting in during the winter.
              But sure all cats are genocidal murderers with a killcount in the thousands.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >a single study that has a sample size of like 10 cats in a single area and they based their entire study around that
            yeah that's how statistics work. when you see polls on the news about "what americans think about x", do you think every single american was asked about x?

            also, do you really think those 10 cats' behaviors were so unique and special as not to apply to virtually every freeroaming cat out there?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        coyotes have more of a right to life than your worthless cat

        coyote = native species, more intelligent than a dog, mates for life
        cat = invasive species, dumber than a chihuahua, same breeding patterns as a rat

        i'll blast a few cats with the pellet rifle tonight in your honor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >confining an exploratory animal and having to maintain a litterbox that makes your house smell like literal ass
      >but it harms muh wildlife and some random endangered bird that nobody gives a frick about is about to go extinct
      not my problem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take it for walks then, moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >opens front door
          okay now it's walking

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