I just want people who keep their dogs indoors to know that you and your entire house stinks. Yes, every last one of you. No ifs, ands, or buts. Anyone who doesn't own dogs instantly smells it when your front door opens, just like with people who smoke tobacco or do bong rips inside.
Unless you are literally daily scrubbing your entire dog with soap (you aren't) this will always be the case. And that would be borderline cruelty anyway.
Of course, I already know you don't care, just like you don't care about the incessant barking, or the shedding, or the simple fact that dogs simply are not hygienic enough to be indoors.
Actually, I don't believe ANY non-human belong indoors, and cats have their own issues (bird extinction), so there.
>who cares, you're still wrong and I love my dogs!
Cool, but at least I don't smell like a petting zoo.