I have noticed that the most dickish animal owners tend to be predator animal people; cats and dogs namely.

I have noticed that the most dickish animal owners tend to be predator animal people; cats and dogs namely.

Prey animal owners tend to be nicer people.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Prey animal owners tend to be nicer people.
    I have two dwarf rabbits and I'm an asshole. Both rabbits love me ironically. They flop on my feet and nap while I'm working.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >currently have snakes fish a dog and an iguana
    >in the past kept turtles geckos crickets, roaches, cats, parakeets, horses, briefly a wild alligator, guinea pigs, rats, and a ferret
    >worked at a pet store for 3 years as a teenager
    There are certain stereotypes that exist within keepers but theres good and bad of all
    >cat people with absurd amount and dont keep up with litter
    >single horse women
    >just put the snake in a plastic box and papertowel fags
    >hoodrat aquarium guys with tons of cichlids
    >bird people who seem crazy at first but are usually actually really good people
    >normalfag dog owner that doesnt exercise or train dog
    >people that are worryingly into live feeding
    >bad hygiene small mammal keepers
    >incredibly ignorant reptile keepers providing really bad care that they dont know any better despite having a search engine at their finger tips 24/7, 50/50 chance they correct behaviour when informed or decide its too much trouble and abandon animal
    >one of the few black guys who likes dogs but its nothing but pits or chihuahuas
    >broke teenager who really shouldnt have a pet because they live at home with no job and they know it but they try to do everything right and are usually fairly informed on what they need for the animal
    >uncaring housewife seeing animals as disposable toy for their children
    >normal looking guy who has like 40 species of inverts on a shelf at home
    >the fags who keep cats/dogs/whatever outdoors 24/7 and just replaces them when a coyote mauls them or they get ran over/go missing etc
    I could keep going

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that are worryingly into live feeding
      lmao makes you wonder how many snake owners are actually just vorefags

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>the fags who keep cats/dogs/whatever outdoors 24/7 and just replaces them when a coyote mauls them or they get ran over/go missing etc
      This is literally every wog and bogan and I'm sick of it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably because dog and cat owners outnumber you birdfags 20 to 1 so they are a larger representation of humans who just suck in general

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you're just a pussy?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guys a stray cat attacked a bird in my garden. I shooed the cat away and took the bird on my balcony so it can't get to him. Put him in a straw basket with a cloth partially covering, a small water dish and some bird seed (i don't know if the bird eats seeds, it's a small black bird with black beak. I don't have any insects to give). I didn't see blood or feather damage but the bird couldn't fly, just rapidly flap the wings. It's still alive. Can I do anything else?
    Inb4 wildlife center. Closest is 40 km away and it's 11.30 pm here so until tomorrow I can't call anyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably ask somewherr else. This board is too slow for a quick answer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take it to a vet if you can. Even if there are no obvious bite or scratch wounds cats carry a bacteria in their saliva that can kill a bird really quickly.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reptile owners are all complete weirdo freaks that can barely function in society but the ones that collect snakes and large monitor lizards are the biggest assholes so you may be on to something OP. I don't think I've ever seen someone who keeps tortoises wearing an ankle monitor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but the ones that collect snakes and large monitor lizards are the biggest assholes so you may be on to something OP
      Especially the "retic nation" type tards who post shirtless pics of them with an obese burmese/reticulated python they keep in a plastic drawer. The herp snobs are better
      >I don't think I've ever seen someone who keeps tortoises wearing an ankle monitor.
      This is correct. Tortoise owners are the coolest

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like attracts like

    We should be allowed to eat herbivore owners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around, carnivore owners think it's cool when animals eat animals so they should just put up with it and get eaten

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prey animal owners are beta
    Predator animal owners are alpha
    Slave owners are sigma

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Predator animals owners are overcompensating betas
      >I need my pitty to kill rats to feel like daddy UwU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're only le alpha if you own an animal that can physically kill you (easily) and give it opportunity to. Things like pitbulls where it needs to drag you around for half an hour to actually kill you, no. Deadly animals you keep in a cage and feed through a tiny door with tweezers, no. Horses, bovines, large cats, crocodiles, ostriches(breeding season only), hyenas these are the kind of animals that have serious consequences if you don't read their body language. And before you're like horses are safe they average 3 times the fatalities dogs do in the US and have so many less people in contact with them. They might not mean to kill people but they can and do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A spooked giant herbivore is nothing to mess with, that's for sure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe husky owner mentality

      Reptile owners are all complete weirdo freaks that can barely function in society but the ones that collect snakes and large monitor lizards are the biggest assholes so you may be on to something OP. I don't think I've ever seen someone who keeps tortoises wearing an ankle monitor.

      This is true. I will never trust anyone who owns snakes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Husky owners really insist on their dogs being predators when they're actually twigs that any pit bull can feast on easily.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Huskies are pack animals. They specialize in small game, and the owner specializes in one shotting pit owners. That’s why pit pussies cross the street when they see a gigachud walking with his dogwife.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All pit owners have a built in political orientation detector they use to avoid breedists and gun owners. Nothing scares them more than conservative men, which is why they’re all concentrated in socal and new york.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >pit bull jumps your fence
            Uh oh.
            >mauls your twig dogs while they're helpless to defend themselves
            >never find out who the owner was

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m always with my dogwife and always carrying. Only shitbull
              owners leave their beasts alone - which is great for anyone that has mastered the special sausage btw. Don’t forget incels are top of the food chain.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have 40 pit bulls and I train them to hop fences and attack random dogs. I drive to random places and release them. I adopt 40 pit bulls every month. I'm also injecting them with steroids so they're fucking huge and have so much muscle mass they resist bullets.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >So much muscle mass they resist bullets
                [laughs in 30-06 springfield]

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That looks a lot like the build of this female pitbull, just with less broad shoulders (excessively broad shoulders make dogs slower runners and more prone to injury, but better at holding in place. look at any wolf, they're narrower than dogs.)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/ToiC2Fp.jpg

          That looks a lot like the build of this female pitbull, just with less broad shoulders (excessively broad shoulders make dogs slower runners and more prone to injury, but better at holding in place. look at any wolf, they're narrower than dogs.)

          Intact huskies get decently muscular but for some reason neutering destroys their body like it does for no other dogs. If you have an intact husky and let them run around every day like they're meant to they go ottermode, but if you "fix" them they're twiggy doughballs for life.

          That one is actually doing really good, assuming they're spayed based on the small nipples, but some of them are so ripped you can see the muscles through their fur. Remember, a team of two huskies is expected to be able pull a 300lb sled+adult male musher at a jogging pace through knee deep snow. That would be like one pitbull dragging their twink owner through the mud for hours on end.

          I guess shaving coincides with being a shitty dog owner so the average shaved husky is both neutered and cooped up inside all day. Pitbulls on the other hand are normally unfixed because their owners can't afford "no muh ya fuggin vet visits yo snob ass cracka cuz dat rabbi shot almos maxed out muh fugga visa SHIT" and get toned by running circles in their yard all day barking.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >my husky is just built different bro
            No. Twig dog. Even the most muscular husky looks like a twig when shaved.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              My husky when hooked up to a bike can yank my 6'2" 210lb ass up to nearly 30mph pretty fast and sustain that until he gets bored. I'm not shaving him and hurting his athletic performance because you think broader chested dogs are more built or alpha or whatever (their bodies do not work like humans - those are dogs that would tear elbows if they had to really run). The way his coat is now is very important to his endurance. Even if I fucked it up for you, you wouldn't be impressed by how his chest isn't broad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh broad chest
                You're missing the fact that huskies lack any sort of muscle mass in the neck.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dog appreciates you calling her a predator. She's been trying to catch a squirrel her entire life, and it's really given her a complex.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    or maybe cats and dogs are way more normal than having a bird or a bunny. we didnt even get a cat on purpose. it just walked into our home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So what if they're way more normal? What does that have to do with anything?

      You're displaying the entitlement of these owners too now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It means there's a bigger pool of people to pick from. 10% of cat/dog owners being dicks is far more people with a higher chance of encountering them than 10% of bird owners who also happen to be dicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we didnt even get a cat on purpose.
      You did. You chose to make the cat that walked in your pet, you stupid lying bitch.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I found that it varies substantially and chalking it up to prey/predator is too simple.

    T. Worked in a pet shop.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    explain geese. I jest but territorialism is huge in a lot of "prey" or herbivore, insectivore, all the shades of low level omnivores. I think sadisms, killing other things for amusement is mostly a predatory trait although I'm sure there's probably exceptions. Nature seldom favors altruism or being nice to things smaller, slower or dumber than you. There's counter examples obviously but I don't think they paint a more consistently accurate picture than "nature is cruel".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Op was talking about the owners, not the animals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess nature wasn't favorable to your ancestors who knew how to read because it's just not in your genes

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