I have a moose called Lumpy, AMA

I have a moose called Lumpy, AMA

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of butthole gets a moose and doesn't name it Bullwinkle

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they nice or feisty?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time stamp with moose?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is his full name Scoutmaster Lumpus?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that weird filter you used and why does it make the photo look AI generated.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they peaceful or aggressive in the wild?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when are you going to saddle-break him? Moose can vastly outrun horses in wooded areas

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf so moose are just offroad horses?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Write a timestamp and take a picture with moose or it didn't happen.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    does he make any noises?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool goat. What's his name?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does his sperm taste like?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I petted him would he kill me?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you name him Lumpy because of happy tree friends?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How and why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do live in Canada, and it's common to have a moose than a wolf

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m canadian and we all have pet wolves and cougars stop bullshitting them bud

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