I hated pitbulls then I saw reddit crying about them and now I think they're based

I hated pitbulls then I saw reddit crying about them and now I think they're based

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit the most pro-nigbull site on the internet you worthless homosexual.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    some turdfricker who lives next to the school in the area got a pitbull pup recently, cant be more than 6 months old and they're already letting it loose without a collar around the street

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I do the same but with all dogs, but it's the opposite because everyone cries when you criticize dogs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will poison any pitbull near me. I don't care if he is "the goodest boy" they are vicious animals and a sausage mixed with xylitol and rat poison does the trick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of fricked up

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are AKC registered American Staffies good dogs? I like the way they look.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Truly the chud of dogs.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reddit also loves them, so hating them is based too.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw reddit complain about drinking rat poison the other day. You know what must be done:)

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pitbulls are based if you own them for their intended purpose: fighting and killing. NOO MICHAEL VICK IS A HECKING BAD GUY BECAUSE HE HAD FIGHTING DOGS FIGHT!! AHHH!!
    If you're not going to let your fighting dog fight you might as well let the breed go extinct, otherwise it will become a smashslammed abomination, look at fancy bettas and bullies. Dog fighters have more respect for the breed than any pitmommy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those beasts were bred for violent conditions. If you only give le hecking love and cuddles to a pitbull it’s natural instinct to obliterate will only grow with time. These dogs need to be punished when they act out and pitmommies will never do what is necessary. That is why God takes away their children in the form of pitbull maulings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The reason people hate dog fighters is because they roll around being nigs and stealing peoples pets (sometimes with straight up muggings) to get "bait dogs" which are docile, friendly animals that don't fight back and mostly panic/scream while the heckin velvet hippo tears them apart while alive.

      This practice is absolutely essential to dogfighting. The meanest pitbull will not be a champ in the ring unless trained on a steady stream of bait dogs. If you ever thought it was weird shelters and rescues are leery of single men (and ethnic men especially) and thought it was because muh bestiality, no, it's because of dogfighting and puppy mills. Some dogfighters also run puppy mills of something docile like retrievers to use as bait dogs. Oh yes, they also use puppies asbait.

      If a Black person ever steals your dog, track him down, and bring a rifle with as many rounds in the magazine as you can get, because there's going to be a crowd watching, and you might not get your dog back in one piece.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's not respecting the breed, that's respecting the breeder. travarius daquan leking bred brutus to be a fighter, but brutus doesn't know, brutus just wants to bite and shake. if you have brutus attack rope swings all day the dog is happy as can be but you're disrespecting travarius daquan leking's kennel, alfa mail bullyz chicago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. The dogs have been bred to relish in the sounds of torture. Their pupils dilate at the sensation of bone crushing and blood spattering. Closest thing to orcs that exist.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually more like the prey drive of a greyhound but so strong that any loud or high pitched noise or quick movement sets them off and they don't really discriminate between dogs, people, and rabbits due to diminished cognitive ability and a reduced limbic system giving them 0 control over their emotions

          The closest a human can feel to being a pitbull is being overly prone to "cute aggression" and "happy anger" (also caused by limbic deficits)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They are truly godless abominations. I consider them walking bombs. I don’t blame the bomb for being a bomb, but I won’t actively engage in something that has a decent chance of detonating in my face

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I quite like my staffie, she's 8 months old now and a very good dog.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My condolences for your future losses. My only hope is that once it enters a blood rage that you think back to this moment

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Some kind of Collie Mix bit her on the nose on Saturday, when she meets another dog to say hi she always lays down flat on the floor and when the dog approaches she turns onto her back exposing her belly. She's doing much better now though, thankfully just a scratch!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Collies are consistent and predictable nippers, pitbulls are placid until they are maulers. EVERY single pitbull owner has all these stories about how docile and submissive their pitbull is. But when a pitbull does bite, they bite bad, their brains are cross wired and having their jaws around something turns on circuits that should not be turned on, by god it's an aberration.

                Retrievers bite more than any other dog but despite their massive popularity fatalities and severe maulings are few and far apart, and largely related to persistent harassment and prior abuse. If no man ever hit his dog i reckon there would be 0.

                Pits are LITERALLY not aggressive dogs. Their "aggression" is, mentally, closer to play and predation, and this is why pitbulls that actually fight need trained on bait dogs. But they are dangerous dogs. Like a good and friendly man who stays out of trouble and gets picked on at school but the moment he has his finger on a trigger he has no remorse and every kill is an adrenaline rush.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool, I just picked her up from daycare, she's not so dirty so no need for a bath, just dinner and sleep!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >lalala not listening

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm hearing, I'm just not going down that road with anyone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Why risk being wrong? I'm just not going to argue with you, I'm going to walk away, and then say I'm right and pibbles are da best without you contradicting me. hehe, problem solved.
                top tier propaganda move but they are still 6% of dogs and 70% of fatal maulings for a reason

                when they bite they bite bad. no other dog is like this. only 10 out of over 360 dog breeds pose a notable threat to human life and only pitbulls do so at a rate and in a way attributed to genetic tendencies rather than the intersection of popularity, size, and shitty owners. pitbulls with good and bad owners kill, pitbulls in cities kill, pitbulls in the country kill, pitbulls in suburbs kill. when these dogs get their jaws around something they do what they were bred to do. dogs bred to win fights when they bite...win fights when they bite.

                having a pitbull unmuzzled is the dog equivalent of walking around with a gun in your hands. one made by taurus that shoots on its own.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's great, my wife isn't working tomorrow so she's going to stay home with the dog. That means I can't bring her to work with me, but she'll have a better time at home tomorrow!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god, that poor husky

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not a husky, a staffie!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, your wife.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh! Hahaha! Nah I'm not married to a husky silly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sound low T. Get checked.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a very interesting fella!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm a mental midget whose opinions are controlled by people i hate
    should have just said that OP

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pitbulls are great dogs when there's an owner that knows how to control them and train them. I believe that they're naturally violent and powerful dogs, so an inexperienced person isn't going to be able to handle that. Its not an argument of whether it's the dog or the owner, it's both.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never gave any thought one way or another, but after spending a couple of weeks with my buddy's pair, I do agree with .
      Those shitheads are so incredibly powerful for their size.
      Every time I played with them I felt that, were they to snap, I'd be fricked, but they are very well behaved and my friend has a great handle on them, without having to resort to violence mind you.
      I love those two so fricking much, such great dogs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >powerful
      They're small terriers. If the trend returned to mainly young, active, single adult male owning them, there'd be little problem. The recent trend in forced "socialising" (as opposed to socialisation) of literally every fricking breed doesn't help.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're MEANT TO BE small terriers but every frickface is mixing them with labs and mastiffs to make bigger "dawgz". But still with pitbull behavior.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats on falling for what was probably lies about pitbulls, op

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a pit bull who I loved but Wauf radicalised me and now I browse /r/banpitbulls and get angry about pit bulls
    I still love my pit bull but he shouldn't have existed
    It's funny how Wauf years ago would explicitly make connections between pit bulls and blacks and now pit bull realists have to hand wave that shit away as not being real when they're accussed of being racist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's like having a kid with downs syndrome. You can still wish those alive a good existence but it is not good to produce more downs syndrome in this world

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit doesn't want to eat shit or blow hobos behind a dumpster.
    You have to save EVROPA yourself.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shitbulls deserve death

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve death.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    based?
    based on what...

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hated air pollution then I saw reddit crying about it and now I think it's based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hated gay sex then I saw reddit crying about it and now I think it's based

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is a fairly even split between flower crown propagandists and ardent Pitbull haters. It quite hilarious to see the constant shit flinging and almost every Pitbull thread getting locked.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh yeah I'm sure
    Not fooling anybody

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care if some shitbull pulls me out of the fire, I'm gonna throw that shit back in there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a big tough boy

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >r/velvethippos
    go back

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had two. Everyone loved them, and they died of old age, never hurting anyone.

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