I hate these fucking things.

I hate these fricking things.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEEK WHEEK WHEEEEEEEEEEEK

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them when other people own them.
    I do not wish to own them.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, we hate you too.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG I LOVE to FEED these things to my chihuahuas. Then I LOVE to FEED my chihuahuas to the FIRE.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abusing Chihuahuas is the LORD's work

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ain’t nothing that will make a man harder than that, it is true. They’re an awful breed of dog that should be eradicated with extreme prejudicial sincerity. They deserve it, no doubt.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda like them

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can think of a few things that would make a normal man harder in both the erotic sense as well as the metaphorical sense.

          Hyperbole in your comment aside, while they're certainly a lower tier dog, I can't say that they occupy even an iota of my thoughts. How does their existence factor into your daily life?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    serious question

    what did they evolve from? there's no way they're just like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montane_guinea_pig
      guineas have been domesticated for ~7,000 years . For reference cows have been domesticated for about 10,000 years.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        South America has so many rodent species I wonder what made these the ideal one for domestication over the others

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would guess it's because they're clearly the easiest to adapt to human needs.
          Chinchillas and degu climb so they're hard to keep in one place.
          Capybaras and nutria need access to large amounts of water so they're hard to care for.
          Pikas and agoutis are solitary so you can't keep a herd (or whatever the group noun for pikas/agoutis is) of them easily.
          Rodent-like lagomorphs either burrow (rabbits) or are far too fast and skittish (hated) to maintain easily, not to mention that they jump high af. Hares can also be fricking vicious.
          Others are too small to bother trying.

          Guinea pigs can't climb, don't burrow, don't jump very high, live in groups, ate extremely unlikely to bite and don't need specialised set ups to care for, qualities shared with other animals domesticated throughout the rest of the world (cattle, yaks, buffalo, sheep, reindeer etc), making them prime candidates for domestication.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick are all their stares so vacant? I've only seen photos of them in ones and twos and always thought that they just got their picture taken at a bad time when they looked "cute", but every single one of these frickers in the photo looks like they have absolutely nothing going on in their minds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're the perfect bimbos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are vacant, brainless creatures.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick are all their stares so vacant?
      because they're a fricking rodent dude. they're not philosophizing on the guinea pig condition

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them. Guinea pigs are like plushies that can scream and shit 100 times a day.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just stinky potatoes, but worse.
    At least when a potato goes bad, you can still use it as a seed potato to grow more.
    Potatoes are also quiet, silent even. If something is so terribly inactive, it shouldn't make so much noise.
    A friend has never tried to pawn off a massive cage of potatoes on me because they had too many and couldn't handle the responsibility.
    Potatoes may be less fluffy to the touch, and slightly more inactive, but are still superior in every other way.

    I'm happy if someone enjoys their pigs, but they're really not for me.
    Bad dogs < guinea pigs < most rodents < small dogs and rude cats < bad birds < amphibians < insects and arachnids < rats < mustelids < fish < reptiles < good cats < rabbits < good dogs < good birds
    The heart wants what it wants, and it wants guinea pigs not.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their lives are too short

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    el peeg le guin

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sounds they make are very cathartic and they're fluffy cuddly little tards, but they shit MOUNTAINS. Not worth it IMO.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bird flies over
    >absolute panic ensues

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You hate stairs? Are you American by chance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Silverstream for sure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the black girl

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at all those foods for reptiles

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is your fricking problem with them?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pui pui

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because you're wheek wheek wheek.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they get them to do that?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guinea pigs are great, they're basically dogs you can keep in an apartment.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are squeaky pieces of shit. They are afraid of their own shadows and just shit all the time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're any different?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rrrou rrrou rrrou

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uma delicia

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had Guinea Pig when I was down in South America, very tasty, kinda like duck but the meat is a little sweater.

      I'd farm Guinea pigs domestically if I had a field big enough and the foxes round here weren't so cunning.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
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    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EeehhhhheeeeeehhhheeeeWHEEEEEEEEEKWHEEEEEEEEEKWHEEEEEEEKEEEEeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeh.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh.

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