I FUCKING LOVE GOLDEN RETREIVERS!!!

They are just so DAMM adorable!!
I just want to pet them!!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about black labs?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great Pyrenees are cute as frick

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >some random gay birds that go CAW CAW all day do this
      >omg guys this is play behavior they are self aware literally non human persons this is literally proof of sapience!
      >a golden retriever does this
      >Eh I've seen better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes you totally can't tell from the dog's body language that it's just a trick the cameraman taught it. Look where it's eyes are, idiot. It's even looking for confirmation on what it should do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dog looks at someone must be a trick
          ive seen dogs do stuff like this unprompted

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    r8 my golden

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pretty amazing teeth ngl

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me goldens
    Luv me shepherds
    Luv me labs
    Luv me collies
    Luv me beagles
    ‘Ate pitbulls
    ‘Ate Black folk
    ‘Ate homosexuals
    Simple as.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BASED GoldenChad

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hug them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take care of your dog, anon. Make sure to give an hour's walk if you can per day.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dobermans, gsds, cane corsos, belgin malinois > golden retreiever

    golden retreivers are for beta white dudes lmao

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best breed ever

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Samoyeds!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had one when I was a kid, loved her.
      RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This golden sammie showed up at our doorstep a month before I was born. She was a saint and only growled at one guy who turned out to be a serial killer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick? Do tell

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was like 6 at the time but I was an army brat and we were in germany walking her. This guy came by and he seemed nice but my dog lost her shit and bared her teeth at him. We all brushed it off as a fluke. And then two weeks later I found my parents in the living room focusing on the TV. The mug shot of the guy we met was on the screen. I was still a little clueless but I am glad she was there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe she smelt someone else's blood on him. That's scary.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah. Her name is Baby btw. One of my sisters named her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                May she rest in peace

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, dogs are soul readers. Simple as.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.
        Remember: all dog go to Heaven.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clouds with legs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?
      Go to dog parks and obedience clubs to meet fellow dog owners and breeders, also contact breeders that you can find listed and ask. You will be surprised how many people will want to take you up on your offer. I was at the dog park a few days ago with my Red Heeler and someone was very keen on him breeding with their Blue Heeler, will probably take them up on the offer in return for a girl from the litter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen a Purple Heeler, be sure to post pics when you get them

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Schnauzer!

    But I love Goldens too, it's just too bad that they shed a lot of hair..

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shills eternally btfo by this thread, another win for retrieverchads

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best dog breed, nothing else comes close

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good boy right there!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust them. Nothing can be that happy all the time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a misconception, them being happy all the time. Mine is happy when he is doing stuff and getting attention, but is very sulky the rest of the time. I also have a springer spaniel, which by comparison, is far more active and 'happy'. A much more interesting dog overall as well.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer pitbulls. They are the true Aryan dog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person dogs, yeah I know. I was just shitposting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pitbulls are the aryan’s dog alright. First aryans bred them for unhinged unpredictable aggression, and then later used them as attack dogs against escaping slaves. So there is literally nothing pitbulls have not been bred to maul.

      https://i.imgur.com/AbvwZIZ.jpg

      You know society is fricked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.

      Sounds like someone is suffering from a genetic memory from the time his great great granpappy got chased down by the plantation pits

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor is 89 and she has two Goldens. Occasionally I walk them for her, it's the highlight of my week. They run and play and I explain israeli evil to them. It's wonderful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to explain that to a golden, they already know.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That explains alot, I'm going to teach them the Roman salute.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea goldens are great doggos and I had one once may he rest in peace but over the years I have found vizslas to be the most superior breed.

    • 2 years ago
      motorAnon

      Im getting a ridgeback pup this friday hopefully, looks just like a vizsla.

  22. 2 years ago
    DerpyD

    I'll take a shepherd over one of those morons any day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unless you train them, they are some of the worst dogs to be around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with them? Do they bite or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moronic breeders fricked their hips with their stupid standards, otherwise - perfect doggo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't get a show line/ puppy mill dog, there are plenty of good bloodlines if you look toward working lines.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know society is fricked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like the golden age of the US to me. the opposite is the fall of europe where such things are bad because they offend the muslim somali military aged male refugees.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope Black person homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happens all the time at the [US chain] hardware store I work at. I am fine with it, some very nice people and very nice dogs come through here and it lightens my day and helps the dogs to socialize. A training teacher comes through and teaches people how to get their dogs to handle themselves in public.
      What I'm not fine with is people who haven't trained their dog well enough to not bark or not piss on the floor. Happened today and the scumbag didn't even clean it up. Keep that trash outta here man.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbull threads get called out for spam
    >so i'll post golden retriever threads instead

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh h3ckin furballs! They're muh kids
    If I was Chinese I'd fricking eat your dog

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wy pipo dawg

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My golden eats her own poo it’s very annoying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      try pineapple in the food. makes the shit taste worse for them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's missing some nutrients, I forget which one. Might be worthwhile for you to do a bit of research.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a cat would never eat it's own shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet I could still very easily crush it's skull with my boot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a lie. I saw a longhaired cat lick a turd off its ass and eat it.

    • 2 years ago
      motorAnon

      You potty trained it by rubbing its nose in shit and piss right?
      Answer me for research purposes, im getting a doggo this friday.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They eat their own shit when they're not getting adequate nutrition from their food. Usually because they're old. Don't overthink it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8X62skT.jpg

      a cat would never eat it's own shit

      A former colleague had a Belgian Shepherd and some cats. While dogs have an excellent sense of smell, the dog nevertheless feasted on the cat poo. These Belgians are pretty smart and knew it wasn't allowed to but was nevertheless able to sneak a snack when the owner was not careful.
      Dog breath is rarely fine, but dog breath after having cleaned out the cat toilet was unreal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its the second best thing after getting away with eating the cats. My husky never ate cat poo, not even when she found it in the yard, but she did kill and eat all but the head and spine/ribs of the cat that lived under my porch. She brought me the head assembly like it was a toy and wagged her tail. It was cute but also metal.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same bud I love dogs too. Didn't know their we fellow leafs down south in yankland. I'll have a moosehead tonight for you there buddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leaf we all know what kind of love you are talking about, stop touching the doggo !

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This dog looks like she'd nag me for being noisy in the library

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