I FUCKING LOVE GOLDEN RETREIVERS!!!

They are just so DAMM adorable!!
I just want to pet them!!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about black labs?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great Pyrenees are cute as fuck

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some random gay birds that go CAW CAW all day do this
      >omg guys this is play behavior they are self aware literally non human persons this is literally proof of sapience!
      >a golden retriever does this
      >Eh I've seen better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes you totally can't tell from the dog's body language that it's just a trick the cameraman taught it. Look where it's eyes are, idiot. It's even looking for confirmation on what it should do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dog looks at someone must be a trick
          ive seen dogs do stuff like this unprompted

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    r8 my golden

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty amazing teeth ngl

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv me goldens
    Luv me shepherds
    Luv me labs
    Luv me collies
    Luv me beagles
    ‘Ate pitbulls
    ‘Ate morons
    ‘Ate gays
    Simple as.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BASED GoldenChad

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hug them.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take care of your dog, anon. Make sure to give an hour's walk if you can per day.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dobermans, gsds, cane corsos, belgin malinois > golden retreiever

    golden retreivers are for beta white dudes lmao

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best breed ever

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Samoyeds!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had one when I was a kid, loved her.
      RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This golden sammie showed up at our doorstep a month before I was born. She was a saint and only growled at one guy who turned out to be a serial killer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What the fuck? Do tell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was like 6 at the time but I was an army brat and we were in germany walking her. This guy came by and he seemed nice but my dog lost her shit and bared her teeth at him. We all brushed it off as a fluke. And then two weeks later I found my parents in the living room focusing on the TV. The mug shot of the guy we met was on the screen. I was still a little clueless but I am glad she was there.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe she smelt someone else's blood on him. That's scary.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah. Her name is Baby btw. One of my sisters named her.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                May she rest in peace

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, dogs are soul readers. Simple as.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.
        Remember: all dog go to Heaven.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adorable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clouds with legs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?
      Go to dog parks and obedience clubs to meet fellow dog owners and breeders, also contact breeders that you can find listed and ask. You will be surprised how many people will want to take you up on your offer. I was at the dog park a few days ago with my Red Heeler and someone was very keen on him breeding with their Blue Heeler, will probably take them up on the offer in return for a girl from the litter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen a Purple Heeler, be sure to post pics when you get them

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Schnauzer!

    But I love Goldens too, it's just too bad that they shed a lot of hair..

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shills eternally btfo by this thread, another win for retrieverchads

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best dog breed, nothing else comes close

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good boy right there!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust them. Nothing can be that happy all the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a misconception, them being happy all the time. Mine is happy when he is doing stuff and getting attention, but is very sulky the rest of the time. I also have a springer spaniel, which by comparison, is far more active and 'happy'. A much more interesting dog overall as well.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer pitbulls. They are the true Aryan dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron dogs, yeah I know. I was just shitposting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, pitbulls are the aryan’s dog alright. First aryans bred them for unhinged unpredictable aggression, and then later used them as attack dogs against escaping slaves. So there is literally nothing pitbulls have not been bred to maul.

      https://i.imgur.com/AbvwZIZ.jpg

      You know society is fucked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.

      Sounds like someone is suffering from a genetic memory from the time his great great granpappy got chased down by the plantation pits

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My neighbor is 89 and she has two Goldens. Occasionally I walk them for her, it's the highlight of my week. They run and play and I explain gnomish evil to them. It's wonderful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need to explain that to a golden, they already know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That explains alot, I'm going to teach them the Roman salute.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea goldens are great doggos and I had one once may he rest in peace but over the years I have found vizslas to be the most superior breed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      motorAnon

      Im getting a ridgeback pup this friday hopefully, looks just like a vizsla.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    DerpyD

    I'll take a shepherd over one of those retards any day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unless you train them, they are some of the worst dogs to be around.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with them? Do they bite or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retarded breeders fucked their hips with their stupid standards, otherwise - perfect doggo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't get a show line/ puppy mill dog, there are plenty of good bloodlines if you look toward working lines.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know society is fucked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like the golden age of the US to me. the opposite is the fall of europe where such things are bad because they offend the muslim somali military aged male refugees.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope moron gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happens all the time at the [US chain] hardware store I work at. I am fine with it, some very nice people and very nice dogs come through here and it lightens my day and helps the dogs to socialize. A training teacher comes through and teaches people how to get their dogs to handle themselves in public.
      What I'm not fine with is people who haven't trained their dog well enough to not bark or not piss on the floor. Happened today and the scumbag didn't even clean it up. Keep that trash outta here man.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pitbull threads get called out for spam
    >so i'll post golden retriever threads instead

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh h3ckin furballs! They're muh kids
    If I was Chinese I'd fucking eat your dog

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wy pipo dawg

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My golden eats her own poo it’s very annoying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try pineapple in the food. makes the shit taste worse for them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's missing some nutrients, I forget which one. Might be worthwhile for you to do a bit of research.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a cat would never eat it's own shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet I could still very easily crush it's skull with my boot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a lie. I saw a longhaired cat lick a turd off its ass and eat it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      motorAnon

      You potty trained it by rubbing its nose in shit and piss right?
      Answer me for research purposes, im getting a doggo this friday.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They eat their own shit when they're not getting adequate nutrition from their food. Usually because they're old. Don't overthink it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8X62skT.jpg

      a cat would never eat it's own shit

      A former colleague had a Belgian Shepherd and some cats. While dogs have an excellent sense of smell, the dog nevertheless feasted on the cat poo. These Belgians are pretty smart and knew it wasn't allowed to but was nevertheless able to sneak a snack when the owner was not careful.
      Dog breath is rarely fine, but dog breath after having cleaned out the cat toilet was unreal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its the second best thing after getting away with eating the cats. My husky never ate cat poo, not even when she found it in the yard, but she did kill and eat all but the head and spine/ribs of the cat that lived under my porch. She brought me the head assembly like it was a toy and wagged her tail. It was cute but also metal.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same bud I love dogs too. Didn't know their we fellow leafs down south in yankland. I'll have a moosehead tonight for you there buddy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leaf we all know what kind of love you are talking about, stop touching the doggo !

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This dog looks like she'd nag me for being noisy in the library

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