>some random gay birds that go CAW CAW all day do this >omg guys this is play behavior they are self aware literally non human persons this is literally proof of sapience! >a golden retriever does this >Eh I've seen better
Ah yes you totally can't tell from the dog's body language that it's just a trick the cameraman taught it. Look where it's eyes are, idiot. It's even looking for confirmation on what it should do.
This golden sammie showed up at our doorstep a month before I was born. She was a saint and only growled at one guy who turned out to be a serial killer.
I was like 6 at the time but I was an army brat and we were in germany walking her. This guy came by and he seemed nice but my dog lost her shit and bared her teeth at him. We all brushed it off as a fluke. And then two weeks later I found my parents in the living room focusing on the TV. The mug shot of the guy we met was on the screen. I was still a little clueless but I am glad she was there.
>I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?
Go to dog parks and obedience clubs to meet fellow dog owners and breeders, also contact breeders that you can find listed and ask. You will be surprised how many people will want to take you up on your offer. I was at the dog park a few days ago with my Red Heeler and someone was very keen on him breeding with their Blue Heeler, will probably take them up on the offer in return for a girl from the litter
this is a misconception, them being happy all the time. Mine is happy when he is doing stuff and getting attention, but is very sulky the rest of the time. I also have a springer spaniel, which by comparison, is far more active and 'happy'. A much more interesting dog overall as well.
Yeah, pitbulls are the aryan’s dog alright. First aryans bred them for unhinged unpredictable aggression, and then later used them as attack dogs against escaping slaves. So there is literally nothing pitbulls have not been bred to maul.
https://i.imgur.com/AbvwZIZ.jpg
You know society is fucked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.
Sounds like someone is suffering from a genetic memory from the time his great great granpappy got chased down by the plantation pits
My neighbor is 89 and she has two Goldens. Occasionally I walk them for her, it's the highlight of my week. They run and play and I explain israeli evil to them. It's wonderful.
sounds like the golden age of the US to me. the opposite is the fall of europe where such things are bad because they offend the muslim somali military aged male refugees.
Happens all the time at the [US chain] hardware store I work at. I am fine with it, some very nice people and very nice dogs come through here and it lightens my day and helps the dogs to socialize. A training teacher comes through and teaches people how to get their dogs to handle themselves in public.
What I'm not fine with is people who haven't trained their dog well enough to not bark or not piss on the floor. Happened today and the scumbag didn't even clean it up. Keep that trash outta here man.
A former colleague had a Belgian Shepherd and some cats. While dogs have an excellent sense of smell, the dog nevertheless feasted on the cat poo. These Belgians are pretty smart and knew it wasn't allowed to but was nevertheless able to sneak a snack when the owner was not careful.
Dog breath is rarely fine, but dog breath after having cleaned out the cat toilet was unreal.
Its the second best thing after getting away with eating the cats. My husky never ate cat poo, not even when she found it in the yard, but she did kill and eat all but the head and spine/ribs of the cat that lived under my porch. She brought me the head assembly like it was a toy and wagged her tail. It was cute but also metal.
What about black labs?
Great Pyrenees are cute as fuck
So true
>some random gay birds that go CAW CAW all day do this
>omg guys this is play behavior they are self aware literally non human persons this is literally proof of sapience!
>a golden retriever does this
>Eh I've seen better
Ah yes you totally can't tell from the dog's body language that it's just a trick the cameraman taught it. Look where it's eyes are, idiot. It's even looking for confirmation on what it should do.
>dog looks at someone must be a trick
ive seen dogs do stuff like this unprompted
r8 my golden
pretty amazing teeth ngl
Luv me goldens
Luv me shepherds
Luv me labs
Luv me collies
Luv me beagles
‘Ate pitbulls
‘Ate naggers
‘Ate homosexuals
Simple as.
BASED GoldenChad
I hug them.
Take care of your dog, anon. Make sure to give an hour's walk if you can per day.
dobermans, gsds, cane corsos, belgin malinois > golden retreiever
golden retreivers are for beta white dudes lmao
Best breed ever
I like Samoyeds!
I had one when I was a kid, loved her.
RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.
This golden sammie showed up at our doorstep a month before I was born. She was a saint and only growled at one guy who turned out to be a serial killer.
What the fuck? Do tell
I was like 6 at the time but I was an army brat and we were in germany walking her. This guy came by and he seemed nice but my dog lost her shit and bared her teeth at him. We all brushed it off as a fluke. And then two weeks later I found my parents in the living room focusing on the TV. The mug shot of the guy we met was on the screen. I was still a little clueless but I am glad she was there.
Maybe she smelt someone else's blood on him. That's scary.
Oh yeah. Her name is Baby btw. One of my sisters named her.
May she rest in peace
Thanks anon.
Nah, dogs are soul readers. Simple as.
>RIP Mota, I hope you're still getting those milkbones somewhere.
Remember: all dog go to Heaven.
Adorable
Clouds with legs
I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?
>I want to stud my golden out for pick of the litter. Any suggestions?
Go to dog parks and obedience clubs to meet fellow dog owners and breeders, also contact breeders that you can find listed and ask. You will be surprised how many people will want to take you up on your offer. I was at the dog park a few days ago with my Red Heeler and someone was very keen on him breeding with their Blue Heeler, will probably take them up on the offer in return for a girl from the litter
I've never seen a Purple Heeler, be sure to post pics when you get them
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Schnauzer!
But I love Goldens too, it's just too bad that they shed a lot of hair..
Shills eternally btfo by this thread, another win for retrieverchads
best dog breed, nothing else comes close
That's a good boy right there!
I don't trust them. Nothing can be that happy all the time.
this is a misconception, them being happy all the time. Mine is happy when he is doing stuff and getting attention, but is very sulky the rest of the time. I also have a springer spaniel, which by comparison, is far more active and 'happy'. A much more interesting dog overall as well.
I prefer pitbulls. They are the true Aryan dog.
nagger dogs, yeah I know. I was just shitposting.
Yeah, pitbulls are the aryan’s dog alright. First aryans bred them for unhinged unpredictable aggression, and then later used them as attack dogs against escaping slaves. So there is literally nothing pitbulls have not been bred to maul.
Sounds like someone is suffering from a genetic memory from the time his great great granpappy got chased down by the plantation pits
My neighbor is 89 and she has two Goldens. Occasionally I walk them for her, it's the highlight of my week. They run and play and I explain israeli evil to them. It's wonderful.
You don't need to explain that to a golden, they already know.
That explains alot, I'm going to teach them the Roman salute.
Yea goldens are great doggos and I had one once may he rest in peace but over the years I have found vizslas to be the most superior breed.
Im getting a ridgeback pup this friday hopefully, looks just like a vizsla.
I'll take a shepherd over one of those retards any day.
unless you train them, they are some of the worst dogs to be around.
What's wrong with them? Do they bite or something?
retarded breeders fucked their hips with their stupid standards, otherwise - perfect doggo.
Just don't get a show line/ puppy mill dog, there are plenty of good bloodlines if you look toward working lines.
You know society is fucked beyond hope when dog worshipers take their filthy mutts for a walk at the hardware store.
sounds like the golden age of the US to me. the opposite is the fall of europe where such things are bad because they offend the muslim somali military aged male refugees.
Cope nagger homosexual
Happens all the time at the [US chain] hardware store I work at. I am fine with it, some very nice people and very nice dogs come through here and it lightens my day and helps the dogs to socialize. A training teacher comes through and teaches people how to get their dogs to handle themselves in public.
What I'm not fine with is people who haven't trained their dog well enough to not bark or not piss on the floor. Happened today and the scumbag didn't even clean it up. Keep that trash outta here man.
>pitbull threads get called out for spam
>so i'll post golden retriever threads instead
>Muh h3ckin furballs! They're muh kids
If I was Chinese I'd fucking eat your dog
Wy pipo dawg
My golden eats her own poo it’s very annoying.
try pineapple in the food. makes the shit taste worse for them.
She's missing some nutrients, I forget which one. Might be worthwhile for you to do a bit of research.
a cat would never eat it's own shit
Yet I could still very easily crush it's skull with my boot
Thats a lie. I saw a longhaired cat lick a turd off its ass and eat it.
You potty trained it by rubbing its nose in shit and piss right?
Answer me for research purposes, im getting a doggo this friday.
They eat their own shit when they're not getting adequate nutrition from their food. Usually because they're old. Don't overthink it.
A former colleague had a Belgian Shepherd and some cats. While dogs have an excellent sense of smell, the dog nevertheless feasted on the cat poo. These Belgians are pretty smart and knew it wasn't allowed to but was nevertheless able to sneak a snack when the owner was not careful.
Dog breath is rarely fine, but dog breath after having cleaned out the cat toilet was unreal.
Its the second best thing after getting away with eating the cats. My husky never ate cat poo, not even when she found it in the yard, but she did kill and eat all but the head and spine/ribs of the cat that lived under my porch. She brought me the head assembly like it was a toy and wagged her tail. It was cute but also metal.
Same bud I love dogs too. Didn't know their we fellow leafs down south in yankland. I'll have a moosehead tonight for you there buddy.
Leaf we all know what kind of love you are talking about, stop touching the doggo !
This dog looks like she'd nag me for being noisy in the library