I don't want to get into the elevator with your dog
Your dog is loud
Your god smells
IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
Your dog misbehaves and jumps me
Fuck you and fuck your dog
I don't want to get into the elevator with your dog. Your dog is loud. Your god smells. IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>get on an elevator
>that fucking wagie with the snakes is there updating Word documents on his blackberry again
>city slicker problems
>have a cute dog with you
>subhumans flee from your presence
>get elevators all to your self
Sounds like a win to me
How bout you stop being a moron and start enjoying dogs you horrible gay. They literally evolved to please you. Show some fucking respect.
that elevator will smell like shit even if you're the only person in there. In all smell, loudness, appearance and behaviour, any dog is preferable over the subhumans that you usually encounter in these elevators
I dont want you in my country
You are loud
You smell
YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
You misbehave and jump people in groups
Fuck you and fuck you again
i will open your skull with a clawhammer you fucking subhuman baboon
Dogs don’t smell like shit. They smell like moss or something. If you think they smell like shit you might have some subhuman ape gene that makes you averse to things that can eat monkeys.
urban/gnomish trash can’t handle any animal smell even if it’s inoffensive
moss smells stinky. dogs are stinky
Moss smells good
it's stinky and dogs have that smell + smell of stinky fur. gonna throw up brb
>it's stinky and dogs have that smell + smell of stinky fur. gonna throw up brb
cope. dogs have been historically stinky animals.
according to filthy peasants that couldn't keep literal shit off their own skin or figure out how to bathe more than once a month
if those stinky fucks can call dogs stinky then dogs must stink
kid skipped history class, doesn't know that they literally never groomed their dogs, and the dogs in central and island europe were deformed and retarded so they didn't groom themselves. in japan dogs were always clean and civilized. if you get an asian breed they won't stink, or get a stupid angloid breed and bathe them every week.
>smelly human considred dogs smelly out of many animals
not helping your case
you have 0 comprehension, your opinion isn't even worth changing. you're probably fat too.
>Moss smells stinky
So this is what the ESL dogschizo does when he can’t spam enough dog pussy
>get into elevator with dog.
>dog farts
>blame it on you.
She WILL request affection and you WILL oblige
have a nice day dog fucker