I found a cat outside my work during a rain storm. I'd seen her a few times prior but always alone. She may have been abandoned or got lost, but she gets along with my other cat. I might hock her on a friend but I hate the names people give their pets. Trixie, Luna, bella, etc...
I wanted to see what names other people can think of that don't sound gay.
Pic related is the cat when I took her to the vet.
I don't know OP, I usually have my cat for a couple weeks before I figure out a name for them.
Peanut cuz it has a brown spot on top of the head ya know
Name her Sultan Mehmed II Fatih Osmanoglu.
>I don't know what to name this Gaylord
Seems like you already found a name
Name her Rachel
AssBlaster5000 has a better ring to it, while retaining a similar charm to queef.
Those are based names though
back to /mlp/
and besides why wouldn't you name a black cat twilight or something
i don't even watch that show but purple is clearly closer to black than blue
Why are you telling me to go back when you also recognized their names hmm? Luna has black spots on her butt and her shade of blue is a darker color than Twilight's purple.
Hillary Hot Sauce
rum and raisin
or raisin for short
Serial graper is better.
Name her moronman.
checked but actually name her moronwoman
All cats are male
Gender is a social construct
she looks like the cat i smashed into a wall cause she kept destroying my garden and potted plants. i wonder if she respawned somewhere else after i buried her fucking corpse.
Florb, queeblo, forty oz, whopper, five-forty-five, trina, tina, gina, mina, minerva, hitlerina, sailor moon, quincy, meowlord, queen purrleon, mitsy, mittens, mancy, nancy, yancy, clancy.
Storm. Because you found her in a storm.
what's wrong with "cat"