I don't know what to name this gaylord, any ideas???

I found a cat outside my work during a rain storm. I'd seen her a few times prior but always alone. She may have been abandoned or got lost, but she gets along with my other cat. I might hock her on a friend but I hate the names people give their pets. Trixie, Luna, bella, etc...

I wanted to see what names other people can think of that don't sound gay.
Pic related is the cat when I took her to the vet.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hook

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know OP, I usually have my cat for a couple weeks before I figure out a name for them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut cuz it has a brown spot on top of the head ya know

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name her Sultan Mehmed II Fatih Osmanoglu.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't know what to name this Gaylord
    Seems like you already found a name

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name her Rachel

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Queef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AssBlaster5000 has a better ring to it, while retaining a similar charm to queef.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shiloh

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Trixie, Luna
    Those are based names though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      back to /mlp/
      and besides why wouldn't you name a black cat twilight or something
      i don't even watch that show but purple is clearly closer to black than blue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you telling me to go back when you also recognized their names hmm? Luna has black spots on her butt and her shade of blue is a darker color than Twilight's purple.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hillary Hot Sauce

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cricket

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rum and raisin
    or raisin for short

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Serial graper is better.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marble Rye

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Name her moronman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      checked but actually name her moronwoman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All cats are male

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gender is a social construct

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    straightlord

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like the cat i smashed into a wall cause she kept destroying my garden and potted plants. i wonder if she respawned somewhere else after i buried her fucking corpse.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Florb, queeblo, forty oz, whopper, five-forty-five, trina, tina, gina, mina, minerva, hitlerina, sailor moon, quincy, meowlord, queen purrleon, mitsy, mittens, mancy, nancy, yancy, clancy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"here Quincyquincyquincy"
      Nice.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Storm. Because you found her in a storm.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with "cat"

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