I did't want to bring this up during, but could we train Sperm Whales to retrieve small sunken submarines?

I did't want to bring this up during, but could we train Sperm Whales to retrieve small sunken submarines?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to say. We don't know as much about them as as other whales because they tend to avoid us. Only way to really study them is with free diving. Can't tell how much of this is bullshit but they seem fascinating

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We don't know as much about them as as other whales because they tend to avoid us.
      I don't blame them with all the harpooning and what have you.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them can dive 2km deep, their registered record is 2992m, so as long as your submarine doesn't go 3800m down to see the Titanic, we can have the Special Sperm Whale Force ready to help you

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't waste animals' time with such stupid bullshit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Titanic rests far below the deepest point sperm whales are known to dive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humans put a tracker on a sperm whale one time and now think they know everything about them
      Imagine if a whale put a tracker on an American and concluded that all of them visit McDonalds 4 times a day and walk less than 1 mile per hour. You humans really think you have it all figured out, huh? What if that was just a lazy ass whale that you tagged?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've actually tagged multiple whales and the weirdo who dove deepest still was less than half the depth of the titanic. We haven't tracked California condors flying around Australia either, and by your reasoning we will if we track all of them. This is all just a long way of calling you a tard.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine domesticated whales

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what if we construct whale suits that look exactly like whales, but operate like advanced submarines(well like whales do)to aid i their domestication?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you hang out with creepy androids that are controlled by small, skinny aliens living in their head?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, but their is a good chance that whales would though, that sort of thing would really interest them

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Deviant fricks

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet Hank Hill would befriend them as long as they had good Texan values.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly ? If they're cool hell yes, sounds fun

          I bet Hank Hill would befriend them as long as they had good Texan values.

          He would

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it would be cool having an alien friend

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lust provoking image

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, I wanna see that white b***h get vored by that whale so fricking hard bro. Just imagine the internal shot!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lust provoking image
      >Irish

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are probably too smart for that. I can imagine a sperm whale helping a submarine in distress if it was able to recognize the situation as such but I can't imagine one being trained to do so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know they go real deep, maybe surveillance training? But the logistics and risks of training sperm whales.... if only we had mini-ones we could experiment with

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