I come from a typical white trash family and my mother has fed up an army of stray cats on the property, who are now terrorising my actual pet cat.

I come from a typical white trash family and my mother has fed up an army of stray cats on the property, who are now terrorising my actual pet cat. She has come home yesterday battered and bleeding, and I am looking for advice on how to manage the situation.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I come from a typical white trash family
    woah cool it with the racism there!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >usual schizophrenic comes in larping about killing and screeching
    never fails

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too soon

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    .22 rifles exist for a reason.
    If that's too loud, a .22 air rifle would work, 1250FPS minimum.

    Keep your fricking menace to birds inside though, c**t.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick you bringing race into this?
    Every single woman of any race above the age of 50 starts feeding stray cats.
    get off of twitter.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feed them tylenol

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poison them? what else? you moronic?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “White trash” usually hoard pitbulls and other kinds of neglected mangy mongrel so that’s a weird thing to mention

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Abandon your dysgenic white trash family and let them sink without you.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fricking moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just give them to the shelter

      Frick you
      Frick your propaganda
      Cats belong outside
      Cats dont need litterboxes
      Cats need a catdoor
      But you wont listen
      As you are paid off by litterbox manifactureres

      This. Fricking moron.

      See above

      poison them? what else? you moronic?

      Frick you

      Feed them tylenol

      Frick you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I'm on the payroll of Big Litter. I want you to keep your cat indoors to sell more litter. You've found me out.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          literal toxobrain

          How so?

          I have a cat who stays indoors because I love her, she joins me when I go to bed and follows me all around the house and when I pet her she licks my arm.
          Mad?

          >i have a cat who stays indoors because i love her
          Peak delusion
          Try opening a door
          Also
          Toxo detected
          Enjoy cleaning shit

          > "anon, you should poison them"
          >NOOO U ARE gayOT FUK UU!!1!
          >GIVE DEM TO DA SHELTER
          >which will promptly euthanise them
          Lmao.

          Name 1 poisen that isnt painful

          Based, animals need enrichment and space to find resources.

          This

          If cats belong outside i hope you acknowledge they also belong in canine and raptor stomachs because they are literally a middle of the food chain prey animal dude

          If you love your cat you dont feed it to eagle, owls, coyotes and dogs

          >raptor
          >coyote
          I agree, naziland inhabitants should keep their cats inside

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >who stays indoors because i love her
            >Peak delusion
            >Try opening a door
            Do you endorse toddlers drinking the funny liquids under the sink too? Make sure you re-read this question a couple times because where I quoted you you simultaneously showed some severe illiteracy. Take your time, toxohost.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What does bleach have to do with a door
              Or wait
              >waaaaaaa my furbaby cant go ourside!!111 it will die of..... uh...... it'll just die ok!
              Stop torturing your cat
              Get a catdoor
              Maybe its not too late and it will stop using the l*tterbox
              My cat never used the litterbox even when i had 1
              And my cat doesnt die because its not moronic and i dont live in naziland

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that a smug anime face? Oh no! Sounds like you must ACK!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                post more cuties

                "white trash" is a psyop. fix your self esteem playa

                trvke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They kill wildlife.
                I'll shoot 'em on the spot.

                I don't even hate cats, I simply like birds more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >muh wildlife
                Lol
                Birds can all die
                >shoot em on the spot
                As i said, you shouldnt let ur cats out in naziland
                Oh and i have a camera + tracker + vitaldetector
                What now, chud?

                >naziland
                Back to Africa with you.

                What

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >camera, tracker, vitaldetector
                Okay? And?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and?
                If you shoot my cat i will sue

                [...]
                [...]
                >naziland
                What is wrong with you
                Is it autism

                >is it autism
                Yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >sue
                It's legal to shoot them here, kek, and I'm not even American.
                They are considered pests.

                Have fun losing the lawsuit, I guess, and getting counter-sued.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >its legal to shoot them here
                Naziland

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Back to Africa.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your cat just won't come home. It will be being devoured by a racoon or crushed by a compacter in a dump truck once I throw your worthless snowball into my trash bin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When the vital detector detects that the cat is dead the thorium reactor in its intestants will go off

                You have a camera on your cat at all times? No you dont lmao. A cat would rip that thing off. They wont even wear collars

                Its on all the legs

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cool you realize it's dead and that's all. Nothing happens. You're cat just continues to rot / be ate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont you know what a thorium reactor is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're just a moron. My magic wish from my lamp already teleported the minced remains of your cat into your butthole. Congrats. Next time you take a shit, guess what; it's your worthless invasive litter box smelling animal.
                See, I can roleplay also, homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >see, i can roleplay also, homosexual
                Good morning sir

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you exposed him
                definitely brown

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I just realized, you're a girl, aren't you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What
                Anyway if you kill my cat the thorium will go off and kill you too, chud

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you a girl?
                I'm not the 'I can roleplay also, " poster, I'm

                They kill wildlife.
                I'll shoot 'em on the spot.

                I don't even hate cats, I simply like birds more.

                Are you female, biologically?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >are you a female
                Yes
                >biologicaly
                No

                Jkjkjk no im a straight white male

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have thorium. You're larping. You're also larping in this regard;

                >are you a female
                Yes
                >biologicaly
                No

                Jkjkjk no im a straight white male

                Nothing about you is straight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you dont have thorium
                Ok, you got me
                Its actually anti-thorium, so if you break the thorium reactor, the magnets keeping the antithorium from touching the reactor turn off, causing you to explode anyway
                >nothing about you is straight
                No im a straight white male

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are a gay transvestite

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Citation needed, chud

                you exposed him
                definitely brown

                Yes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try. You’d need polarized dilithium crystals for that. Your cat does not contain a warp drive, larper.

                My dog on the other hand has a top spacetime traversal rate of the speed of light to the power of 13.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                big deal. my dog has a cloaking device.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your dog might have a cloaking device, but my cat has developed a phase shift based cloaking device that also renders them immune to phaser fire. have fun figuring out where they are based on residual chroniton fields, chud. not like you'd be able to do anything if you could. you'll never defeat my kot's superior technology.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit dogbros what are we going to do?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that’s so cool where can I get one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have a camera on your cat at all times? No you dont lmao. A cat would rip that thing off. They wont even wear collars

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of cats wear collars? Though it’s best to keep them loose if you’re letting them out so they don’t snag on anything

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >name 1 poisen
            Cyanide, botulinum, ricin.
            Catching them and gassing with carbon monoxide.
            Euthanizing them.
            Shooting through the head.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I guess
              Still better to castrate them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >naziland
            Back to Africa with you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What does bleach have to do with a door
            Or wait
            >waaaaaaa my furbaby cant go ourside!!111 it will die of..... uh...... it'll just die ok!
            Stop torturing your cat
            Get a catdoor
            Maybe its not too late and it will stop using the l*tterbox
            My cat never used the litterbox even when i had 1
            And my cat doesnt die because its not moronic and i dont live in naziland

            >muh wildlife
            Lol
            Birds can all die
            >shoot em on the spot
            As i said, you shouldnt let ur cats out in naziland
            Oh and i have a camera + tracker + vitaldetector
            What now, chud?
            [...]
            What

            >naziland
            What is wrong with you
            Is it autism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        literal toxobrain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a cat who stays indoors because I love her, she joins me when I go to bed and follows me all around the house and when I pet her she licks my arm.
        Mad?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > "anon, you should poison them"
        >NOOO U ARE gayOT FUK UU!!1!
        >GIVE DEM TO DA SHELTER
        >which will promptly euthanise them
        Lmao.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, animals need enrichment and space to find resources.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "white trash" is a psyop. fix your self esteem playa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If cats belong outside i hope you acknowledge they also belong in canine and raptor stomachs because they are literally a middle of the food chain prey animal dude

        If you love your cat you dont feed it to eagle, owls, coyotes and dogs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Literally everything eats cats. Even foxes and badgers. Most dogs will kill them too unless the owner likes cats enough to socialize their dog with a common pest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, animals need enrichment and space to find resources.

        Yes
        [...]
        How so?
        [...]
        >i have a cat who stays indoors because i love her
        Peak delusion
        Try opening a door
        Also
        Toxo detected
        Enjoy cleaning shit
        [...]
        Name 1 poisen that isnt painful
        [...]
        This
        [...]
        >raptor
        >coyote
        I agree, naziland inhabitants should keep their cats inside

        Exterminate all invasive species.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          (Me)
          oh also im trans btw

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