I caught three mice. Now what

I caught three mice
Now what

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breed then into a cabybara.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat them.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    mice will chew through wood and plastic

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill them and let them rot, I fricking hate house mouse.
    I had to open a wall and I got a bunch in my apartment. They were eating my furniture in front of me while making eye contact with me.
    Caught them all, impaled them all for the insects to feast on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't it smell like crazy? I hope you did it outside

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Ig2FbYq.jpg

      Of course.

      Go away shrike, this is a human only board.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'LL PUT YOU ON POINTY STICKS

  5. 7 months ago
    anonymouse

    update OP? What did you name them?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blind them

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let them go or at least let them call a lawyer so they can get a fair trial for whatever trumped up charges you've incarcerated them on.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are deer mice, not house mice

    12% of them have an incurable deadly disease called hantavirus, the rate is even higher if you're in the west
    do NOT frick with these

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually know a guy in the Netherlands who got that from a dead mouse. He lived, but it's one of those diseases that stays dormant in you and flares back up from time to time. Fricked.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them in a small empty room with a cat. The cat will befriend them and everything will be fine.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things aren't pets. Look at their eyes, they're ready to GTFO fast as frick at any given time, they never look relaxed.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre a native species, drive them to some woods more than 30 minutes away from your house and let them out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More mice will just move in. Waste of gas to rehome them.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut off their tails with a carving knife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >
      I never saw such a thing in my life!

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinner is served

  14. 7 months ago
    anonymouse

    Buy a cage and name them. Rolling for Saltine.

    if not, release one at a time so your cat can catch them

    • 7 months ago
      anonymouse

      WAIT name one Dr Cadaver!

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That will be me with no human friends.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get why people are afraid of mice. they're very cute.
    get some hamster stuff and put mice in it. cage, bedding, food. thats it. they're not rats. they probably won't be super chill.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they multiply faster than rabbits and live in the walls.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XhKPcKF.jpg

        Kill them and let them rot, I fricking hate house mouse.
        I had to open a wall and I got a bunch in my apartment. They were eating my furniture in front of me while making eye contact with me.
        Caught them all, impaled them all for the insects to feast on.

        >in the walls
        >americans live in houses with hollow walls
        lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They live in fricking cardboard houses, it's crazy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's no space arround my conduits and my ceiling is just a solid slab of concrete as the only separation between floors.
          K

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, I love when euros try to make drywall sound like a bad thing.
            Enjoy your 1000 year old stone buildings that freeze you solid, or bake you like a fricking potato.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a bad thing as long as they don't make you may hundreds of thousands for plywood houses

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Enjoy your 1000 year old stone buildings that freeze you solid, or bake you like a fricking potato.
              Americans don't have split aircons yet. What a shame!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              But stone buildings have really stable temperature throughout the year?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                they do, but only if the outside is properly insulated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think theres anything to "get", it's just pure instinct, theres obviously not any logical reason to be afraid of a mouse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid of potential diseases they carry, and don't want to wake up in the middle of the night of something furry sitting on my chest, looking at me menacingly (happend to my cousin)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing about having a mouse in the house is that you will spend a week or two wondering if you've gone crazy because you keep seeing things move in the corner of your eye and until you find mice turds or get visual conformation I just worry if I've finally gone unironically schizo.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boof.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let them free.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill them

    if you don't, you don't have european blood in you

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Domestication.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to, but I have cats and the only containment I have for them are mini plastic aquariums for betta fish and bird cages which they could easily slip out of.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go get a hamster cage or similar? Can't imagine they're much different from keeping domestic mice, just likely more skittish and prone to bolt.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I also had to laugh while trying to identify them as field mice or white-footed mice. All of the informative articles have these cute photos and then the pest control website actually made the cute thing look mean and nasty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meanies!
      bro, Lyme desease is no joke. It's literal brain death, man. GG for life.

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