I am horrified by the ocean. But not for what you think. It's because of whales. And not for what you think.

I am horrified by the ocean. But not for what you think. It's because of whales. And not for what you think. The ocean is horrifying because of all the whales living and more specifically, ejaculating into it.
Think about it logically. There are hundreds of thousands of whales in the ocean, and they are among the most massive animals on the planet. And each one ejaculates. Consider how that scales. GALLONS of whale semen. Every time. And they do it many times in their life, they do it a lot. The ocean is absolutely filled with millions of gallons of whale semen. I thank god every day that I was born an air breather. Fish have to swim in billions of gallons of whale semen their entire lives, they drink it, it gets in every orifice they have, they even have to breathe whale semen through their gills.
The ocean is a terrible place because of whales.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semen is eaten by bacteria and such like everything else. Life goes in a whacky ass circle where little exists in one form for too long. All that free whale cum is turned to component parts within an hour.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By that logic the ocean is filled with the blood of trillions of organisms sincerely the dawn of life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      blood is in essence a part of the ocean we brought with us.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I thank god every day that I was born an air breather.
    Nobody tell this guy what pollen is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can filter air, you can't filter water

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you have a lot worse things than just whale spunk in the water.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least whales nut directly into their females so the sperm is mostly contained. Pretty much all other ocean life nuts onto external eggs or just broadcasts it into the water to float around, so really it's the whales that have to swim in billions of gallons of fish semen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fewhales are loose whores whose pussies leak gallons of whale semen into the water

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pollen is just tree sperm

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about air you breathe and birds ?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bird semen lands on the ground or in water
      i don't breathe water or dirt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The air is filled with plant semen.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if orcas have inadvertently put a whole bunch of their sperm in me over the years its only fair the tables are turned and i get to put my sperm in one of them too

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    think the piss would be worse honestly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND THE SHIT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UNZyEab.jpg

      AND THE SHIT

      I'm more worried about the chemicals and pollutants that wash off of streets and shit and end up the oceans.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        omg ur so smart and so correct xDDD chemical pollution is somuch worse than pee pee and pooo poo

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