I am genuinely worried that my aunt's shitbull is going to attack my 8 year old cousin at some point and I have no idea what to do

I am genuinely worried that my aunt's shitbull is going to attack my 8 year old cousin at some point and I have no idea what to do
This shitbull:
>3 years old
>Shelter "mix"
>Huge
>Aunt is a typical pitmommy, thinks she can do no wrong
>Already attacked another dog
>Caused a woman to get stitches (during that same incident)
>Has gotten out before
>Has killed chickens
>Never gets walked, has a lot of pent up energy
>Never let outside due to getting out a lot
>My aunt gets mad if you even suggest that the shitbull is dangerous
This thing is a loaded gun in a baby crib. What the frick do I do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post your aunt

    also mix poison in the shitbull's food

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't moving counties to avoid legal repercussions a crime?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the woman who got stitches to file against it so the dog will get put down.
    All large dogs that are violent, especially shitbulls, need to be put down.

  4. 2 years ago
    Bolushi

    Whoever said get a Mastiff they do not exist, they're all bulldogs or boarhounds and all have similar psychology to Pitbulls, 1 attack on another dog is fine, that's a dog. The bite on the person shown a lot of restraint from the Pitbull and it isn't out to maul and the odds of a dog attacking its family are slim to none, Pitbulls are 1 of the most civilized dogs around. You're being fed propaganda, stop trying to poison/kill perfectly sound animals due to your personal biases, that is disgusting.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8 year old cousin
    just enjoy the time you have left man.

    but him/her that toy. go for walks. buy them ice cream. just make sure they enjoy the time they have left.

    make sure you spread the word around that dog is dangerous so you can slurp the i was right

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    #1. Get them life insurance, preferably you as benefactor.
    #2. Treasure your remaining moments together.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf - animal euthanasia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      checked but sometimes you gotta put an animal down for the sake of people

      https://i.imgur.com/rywu72p.gif

      Genuinely asking, how much shit will you be in legally if you just shoot it? Like just go to your aunt's house one day and just shoot the dog and leave. Can't imagine it'd be more than a fine.

      good meme

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it something tasty to eat, if you catch my drift.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely asking, how much shit will you be in legally if you just shoot it? Like just go to your aunt's house one day and just shoot the dog and leave. Can't imagine it'd be more than a fine.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait it out, with enough time the shitbull will kill its owner

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you should probably just kys

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >found in plums, strawberries or even cauliflower
      Sounds like OP got his answer lol

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PIDF working overtime again today, I see.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the moral thing to do is kill the dog

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make sure that it didn't eat any of the following:
    Metaldehyde, found in slug pellets
    Ibuprofen adjacent drugs
    Any anticoagulant rodenticide
    Grapes, raisins, sultanas, currants, all for the same chemical.
    Vitamin D
    Xylitol, like from gum.
    Or stimulant medications like adhd meds.
    If the dog ate a decent amount of any of these it might die, and that'd be terrible, wouldn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God i love kuro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Grapes, raisins, sultanas, currants, all for the same chemical.

      >found in plums, strawberries or even cauliflower
      Sounds like OP got his answer lol

      in plums, strawberries or even cauliflower

      Interesting, thanks.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FYI you may have to feed it a considerable amount. I used to give my dog a few raisins as a treat before I learned this, I never gave her more than two at a time though because she’d start begging which she never does with insanely wild eyes, so I knew whatever was in there was some good shit.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Caused a woman to get stitches (during that same incident)
    >didnt get put down then
    fake and gay

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just poison its food and dump its body in a sewer

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marinate stew meat in purple grapejuice concentrate . Look up Ben and Jerry grape Ice cream disaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Urban legend says it all starts in 1876 when Robert Green tried to create grape ice cream. It didn’t work because grapes contain a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing. Lots of companies tried afterward but the Anthocyanin problem proved too big a challenge.

      I saw the story you're talking about, it's fake.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her your already saving up some money to help pay for the kid's facial reconstruction surgery, it'll make her think.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pitmommy
    >shitbulls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VLTnUPD.png

      >reddit

      Serbia is not a real country. It’s a turkish vassal state. I would rather be a redditor than a s*rb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > shitting on chihuahuas.
      The frick? Dont make shitbull bashers cringe please?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well on Wauf we used to call them something else but jannies went trans and now we can't say the n word anymore

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uiXjDjg.png

      >pitmommy
      >shitbulls

      broken clocks are like your broken wiener moronic serbhomosexual
      go hang out with the gypsies or whatever your shitty ethnicity does, maybe get drunk and not shitpost all day
      they're not even in your nation, or not in high numbers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uiXjDjg.png

      >pitmommy
      >shitbulls

      Let me guess homosexual, your shitbull wouldn't hurt a fly?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can just imagine living in the states and seeing a pitbull attack a child, I end up throwing myself in front of the dog getting seriously mauled in the process, then the owner comes and shoots me thinking I'm attacking his dog for no reason.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely don't poison it with millipedes or amphibians in it's food. That would be awful if any dog ate that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's fricked up even for shitbulls, literally just buy a gun and watch the fricker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > amphibians
      What lol feeding a frog to a shitbull kills it?
      Why the frick do c**ts bother trying to poison them with actual poisons and get caught?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it’s a poisonous frog then yeah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Almost all toads are poisonous, but not enough to kill a dog, trust me.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get it to bite you. In addition to it being put down, your aunt will owe you like 1k.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real answer right here. Of course, this requires OP to literally put skin in the game, and we know that won't happen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and you frick off too talebhomosexual
        most moronic writer that people somehow still buy his books
        i hate you all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool plan but what if it doesn't stop at biting

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fricking every dog kills chickens and is energetic but attacking women and other dogs (that actually look like dogs) is a massive red flag and cause for most jurisdictions to have hem put down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My aunt actually moved out of the county before they could take her dog after it bit someone. Frick Pennsylvania's weak ass dog bite laws

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let whatever happens, happen. There's not much you can do. Here's the possibilities:
        1) You discretely kill the shitbull. She finds out, you get into a lot of shit.
        2) You discretely kill the shitbull. She doesn't find out, is sad, GETS ANOTHER PITBULL.
        3) You discretely kill the shitbull. She doesn't find out, she magically does not get another pitbull. Guess what? Your cousin still has to live and be taken care of by that obviously mentally ill woman. She MOVED COUNTIES for a dog that has proven to be shit. Stability is not something your cousin is going to have in his or her life.

        There is no winning situation here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You need to get her hooked on another, safer breed. Like an actual mastiff not a weak b***h incel doglet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mastiffs are pitbulls and will bite kids you moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kill the shitbull NOW.

          The final solution is to make the shitbull attack his aunt without killing her, maybe provoke the shitbull constantly to make him more aggressive and train him to rip something to shreds with a particular smell, maybe a perfume or hair spray she uses or some shit. Once her arm gets ripped apart, you have a legal excuse to shoot the shitbull into oblivion. She will be too traumatized to get another one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >discretely
          Yes, one step at a time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >1) You discretely kill the shitbull. She finds out, you get into a lot of shit.
          In the worst scenario you'll have to pay back the value of the animal, which in this case is peanuts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon probably meant with his family. He'll forever be known as the insane cousin who killed his aunts dog.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But deep inside he will forever know he did the right thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Poisoning a pet is jail time in some states.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Thank god I live in a civilized country, we don't jail people for that. Killing cattle is another story though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >every dog kills chickens
      Fricking cope you absolute moron. I'm in fricking redneckville where everyone has hunting dogs with massive prey drive that live on farms, and fricking NONE of them try to kill livestock. They will chase at most, but never attack, and this includes my neighbors dogs that he uses to hunt and pin wild boar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >every dog raised with chickens
        >NOW they don’t
        No shit? Moss dogs aren’t raised by chicken frickers. Not like it matters, if your coop can withstand the coyotes that have more of a right to be there than your money sink hobby farm dogs are a non issue

        t. Lives in the country but buys eggs from caged hens like a white man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking every dog kills chickens
      moron. this is why people don't like doggays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like chickengays either
        >peace and qui-
        >BAWK BAWK BAKAAAAAWK
        Oh and they actually stink unlike most animals people say stink.

        The majority of dogs will kill chickens due to not being raised around them and that's good. Frick chickens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking every dog kills chickens
      If you only frick a few dogs, like 2-3 tops, does that still kill chickens?

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