I am genuinely worried that my aunt's shitbull is going to attack my 8 year old cousin at some point and I have no idea what to do
This shitbull:
>3 years old
>Shelter "mix"
>Huge
>Aunt is a typical pitmommy, thinks she can do no wrong
>Already attacked another dog
>Caused a woman to get stitches (during that same incident)
>Has gotten out before
>Has killed chickens
>Never gets walked, has a lot of pent up energy
>Never let outside due to getting out a lot
>My aunt gets mad if you even suggest that the shitbull is dangerous
This thing is a loaded gun in a baby crib. What the fuck do I do?
post your aunt
also mix poison in the shitbull's food
Isn't moving counties to avoid legal repercussions a crime?
Ask the woman who got stitches to file against it so the dog will get put down.
All large dogs that are violent, especially shitbulls, need to be put down.
Whoever said get a Mastiff they do not exist, they're all bulldogs or boarhounds and all have similar psychology to Pitbulls, 1 attack on another dog is fine, that's a dog. The bite on the person shown a lot of restraint from the Pitbull and it isn't out to maul and the odds of a dog attacking its family are slim to none, Pitbulls are 1 of the most civilized dogs around. You're being fed propaganda, stop trying to poison/kill perfectly sound animals due to your personal biases, that is disgusting.
>8 year old cousin
just enjoy the time you have left man.
but him/her that toy. go for walks. buy them ice cream. just make sure they enjoy the time they have left.
make sure you spread the word around that dog is dangerous so you can slurp the i was right
#1. Get them life insurance, preferably you as benefactor.
#2. Treasure your remaining moments together.
Wauf - animal euthanasia
checked but sometimes you gotta put an animal down for the sake of people
good meme
Give it something tasty to eat, if you catch my drift.
Genuinely asking, how much shit will you be in legally if you just shoot it? Like just go to your aunt's house one day and just shoot the dog and leave. Can't imagine it'd be more than a fine.
Wait it out, with enough time the shitbull will kill its owner
you should probably just kys
>found in plums, strawberries or even cauliflower
Sounds like OP got his answer lol
PIDF working overtime again today, I see.
the moral thing to do is kill the dog
I'd make sure that it didn't eat any of the following:
Metaldehyde, found in slug pellets
Ibuprofen adjacent drugs
Any anticoagulant rodenticide
Grapes, raisins, sultanas, currants, all for the same chemical.
Vitamin D
Xylitol, like from gum.
Or stimulant medications like adhd meds.
If the dog ate a decent amount of any of these it might die, and that'd be terrible, wouldn't it?
God i love kuro
>Grapes, raisins, sultanas, currants, all for the same chemical.
in plums, strawberries or even cauliflower
Interesting, thanks.
FYI you may have to feed it a considerable amount. I used to give my dog a few raisins as a treat before I learned this, I never gave her more than two at a time though because she’d start begging which she never does with insanely wild eyes, so I knew whatever was in there was some good shit.
>Caused a woman to get stitches (during that same incident)
>didnt get put down then
fake and gay
just poison its food and dump its body in a sewer
Marinate stew meat in purple grapejuice concentrate . Look up Ben and Jerry grape Ice cream disaster
>Urban legend says it all starts in 1876 when Robert Green tried to create grape ice cream. It didn’t work because grapes contain a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing. Lots of companies tried afterward but the Anthocyanin problem proved too big a challenge.
I saw the story you're talking about, it's fake.
Tell her your already saving up some money to help pay for the kid's facial reconstruction surgery, it'll make her think.
>pitmommy
>shitbulls
Serbia is not a real country. It’s a turkish vassal state. I would rather be a redditor than a s*rb.
> shitting on chihuahuas.
The fuck? Dont make shitbull bashers cringe please?
Well on Wauf we used to call them something else but jannies went trans and now we can't say the n word anymore
>reddit
broken clocks are like your broken cock retarded serbhomosexual
go hang out with the gypsies or whatever your shitty ethnicity does, maybe get drunk and not shitpost all day
they're not even in your nation, or not in high numbers
Let me guess homosexual, your shitbull wouldn't hurt a fly?
I can just imagine living in the states and seeing a pitbull attack a child, I end up throwing myself in front of the dog getting seriously mauled in the process, then the owner comes and shoots me thinking I'm attacking his dog for no reason.
Definitely don't poison it with millipedes or amphibians in it's food. That would be awful if any dog ate that
that's fucked up even for shitbulls, literally just buy a gun and watch the fucker
> amphibians
What lol feeding a frog to a shitbull kills it?
Why the fuck do cunts bother trying to poison them with actual poisons and get caught?
If it’s a poisonous frog then yeah
Almost all toads are poisonous, but not enough to kill a dog, trust me.
Get it to bite you. In addition to it being put down, your aunt will owe you like 1k.
The real answer right here. Of course, this requires OP to literally put skin in the game, and we know that won't happen.
and you fuck off too talebhomosexual
most retarded writer that people somehow still buy his books
i hate you all
Cool plan but what if it doesn't stop at biting
fucking every dog kills chickens and is energetic but attacking women and other dogs (that actually look like dogs) is a massive red flag and cause for most jurisdictions to have hem put down
My aunt actually moved out of the county before they could take her dog after it bit someone. Fuck Pennsylvania's weak ass dog bite laws
Let whatever happens, happen. There's not much you can do. Here's the possibilities:
1) You discretely kill the shitbull. She finds out, you get into a lot of shit.
2) You discretely kill the shitbull. She doesn't find out, is sad, GETS ANOTHER PITBULL.
3) You discretely kill the shitbull. She doesn't find out, she magically does not get another pitbull. Guess what? Your cousin still has to live and be taken care of by that obviously mentally ill woman. She MOVED COUNTIES for a dog that has proven to be shit. Stability is not something your cousin is going to have in his or her life.
There is no winning situation here.
You need to get her hooked on another, safer breed. Like an actual mastiff not a weak bitch incel doglet.
Mastiffs are pitbulls and will bite kids you retard.
Kill the shitbull NOW.
The final solution is to make the shitbull attack his aunt without killing her, maybe provoke the shitbull constantly to make him more aggressive and train him to rip something to shreds with a particular smell, maybe a perfume or hair spray she uses or some shit. Once her arm gets ripped apart, you have a legal excuse to shoot the shitbull into oblivion. She will be too traumatized to get another one.
>discretely
Yes, one step at a time.
>1) You discretely kill the shitbull. She finds out, you get into a lot of shit.
In the worst scenario you'll have to pay back the value of the animal, which in this case is peanuts.
Anon probably meant with his family. He'll forever be known as the insane cousin who killed his aunts dog.
But deep inside he will forever know he did the right thing.
Poisoning a pet is jail time in some states.
Thank god I live in a civilized country, we don't jail people for that. Killing cattle is another story though.
>every dog kills chickens
Fucking cope you absolute retard. I'm in fucking redneckville where everyone has hunting dogs with massive prey drive that live on farms, and fucking NONE of them try to kill livestock. They will chase at most, but never attack, and this includes my neighbors dogs that he uses to hunt and pin wild boar.
>every dog raised with chickens
>NOW they don’t
No shit? Moss dogs aren’t raised by chicken fuckers. Not like it matters, if your coop can withstand the coyotes that have more of a right to be there than your money sink hobby farm dogs are a non issue
t. Lives in the country but buys eggs from caged hens like a white man
>fucking every dog kills chickens
retard. this is why people don't like dogfags
I don't like chickenfags either
>peace and qui-
>BAWK BAWK BAKAAAAAWK
Oh and they actually stink unlike most animals people say stink.
The majority of dogs will kill chickens due to not being raised around them and that's good. Fuck chickens.
>fucking every dog kills chickens
If you only fuck a few dogs, like 2-3 tops, does that still kill chickens?