I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion?

I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name him Niglet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zyklon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion?

    may I ask why a Malinois? where from will you be getting him? what are your plans for the dog? have you had dogs before?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >may I ask why a Malinois?
      I've been digging and reading/studying about work dogs since 2020. I was between a mali, gsd, doberman, and a working bull. GSD shed too much, good dobermans are rare nowadays, so i was between a mali and a brazilian dogo, but i found out about this opportunity and it is what it is.
      > where from will you be getting him
      This breeder i've met. He work all of his malis, i liked the temperament and that's it. Here's sire(the darker one) and dam.
      https://streamable.com/1h0yw8
      https://streamable.com/d4wn0t
      https://streamable.com/ia4urc
      https://streamable.com/0h4axz
      https://streamable.com/rco6aq
      >what are your plans for the dog?
      I want to test my knowledge in dog training. I been reading lots of shit for some time now, i have the theory but i never actually did. I have a mutt here, he has some of the lowest of lowest drives, making it hard to train him. Son of a b***h doesnt care about balls, food, or anything. I also want an actual guard dog and have fun.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        would hate to live nearby that guy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kilo. You might as well stick with the military larp since your other one is named Duke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont give a frick about zogbot bulshit. And the other one is a mutt who sleeps all day.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kratos
    >Butch
    >Dixie
    >Dante
    >Hacker
    >Nuke
    >Dogmeat
    >Amaterasu
    >Ceasar
    >Gromit
    >Whiskey

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Strays that have been blown out by two litters and dozens of matings, and forceful knot withdrawls, a year? Compared to something closer to a pet that has never had a natural mating gone south and might have 2-3 litters in their life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dogs are naturally very tight
      >except the strays...
      you're so full of horse shit that your arguments are contradicting each other.
      just admit it, you're jelly that people are happy with their pets without the struggles of heterosexual humanoid relationships

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The strays aren’t tight because they’ve had a lot of trauma. Like a male being spooked and yanking his softball sized knot out one way or another. A normal pet dog doesn’t deal with all that pain so their orifice remains at it’s starting size. After having puppies it snaps right back to virgin butthole levels of tightness and could only possibly take a well lubricated pencil with very violent thrusting (which is literally dog mating prior to knot inflation).

        Btw stray dogs carry brucellosis in their sexual fluids which is a practically incurable lifelong affliction in humans. At first it’s a recurring out of season cold and the as you age it destroys your joints. Enjoy.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah got it, so if she gets stretched slowly from sexual activities with their owner, it's bad, but if another male dog tears her pussy, it's fine and dandy according to you.
          Thanks for the tips, i'll breed my husky with the fattest male I can find then so the stretching is all natural and approved by you.

          >Btw stray dogs carry brucellosis in their sexual fluids which is a practically incurable lifelong affliction in humans
          Good for you

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Axel. Because it sounds like butthole

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hubert (Diminutives/Call Names: Brecht, Huub)

    André (Diminutive/Call Name: Dries)

    Emerens (Diminutive/Call Name: Rens)

    Siemen (Diminutive/Call Name: Siem)

    Wilhelmus (Diminutives/Call Names: Jelle, Liam, Pim, Wil, Willy, Wim)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They do become tight if they aren't used or don't have litters once a year.

    After I went to uni for a year, my girl could barely fit a pencil even though she had a litter to years before. But a heat later and some bonding experiences, and she was back to perfect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So basically you abused your dog. You know dogs will sit through pain if it’s their owner right? And i was actually talking about doing AI.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        blah blah blah moralhomosexualness, blah blah blah.

        ask zv and everyone will confirm that you're full of bullshit. go frick your cheating wife moralmoron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking a forum full of abusive morons who will tranq an animal to frick it is in anyway an authority on veterinarian advice

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the only animal tranq for fricking is your fat frick mom

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They just lie and dont mention all the benadryl they went through. Anyone who works with dog pussy professionally knows they’re full of shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Anyone who works with dog pussy professionally knows they’re full of shit.
              You're full off shit. Nobody I know drugs their dw.

              Go ask a vet and they'll confirm that the female doesn't need to be drugged during insemination because they're receptive even to humans.

              You're just a pathetic repressed zoo spreading bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They are physically too small. Dog pussy works like an butthole. It can voluntarily relax for letting things out but is normally very tight and tries to hold things in. It can only work with human dick after trauma ie: forcible dilation which, even if you believe animals can have some informed consent and are thinking beings, is definitely beyond what they can understand and would be rape. The tube we use for AI is thinner than a pencil and many large b***hes cant take much more than a finger. Which is also the thickness of the flaccid dog dick and the root of the penis that sits in the vulva and veganal opening. I have a frickload of professional dog junk experience and i do not believe anyone has ever fricked a dog without abusing it first or being comically small dicked.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a fricking liar.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mallomar

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Erwin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good name.

      https://i.imgur.com/yXnssKv.jpg

      Hubert (Diminutives/Call Names: Brecht, Huub)

      André (Diminutive/Call Name: Dries)

      Emerens (Diminutive/Call Name: Rens)

      Siemen (Diminutive/Call Name: Siem)

      Wilhelmus (Diminutives/Call Names: Jelle, Liam, Pim, Wil, Willy, Wim)

      >hubert, andré
      I dont like human names on dogs.

      >Alber
      For Dutch[Belgium’s Primary Language] try Adelbert, Albert, Albertus and Abe, Bert, Brecht, and Elbert, as their call name/nickname

      a'ight

      Axel. Because it sounds like butthole

      Sounds gay too

      >Kratos
      >Butch
      >Dixie
      >Dante
      >Hacker
      >Nuke
      >Dogmeat
      >Amaterasu
      >Ceasar
      >Gromit
      >Whiskey

      I like Nuke but it sounds too much like Duke, my other dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont like human names on dogs
        >Erwin is a good name
        You're actually moronic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Erwin isn't common here. I could name my dog Hitler and it wasnt going to be a normal human name.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its scientifically proven that dogs respond better to short names and sharp letters. "K" "Q" "T" "P" names are amazing.

    my favorite name for working dogs are
    "israelite"
    "wiener"
    "TITTY"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    baker

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Orthrus, the brother of Cerberus

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dogmeat

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    c**tshitfart or dicky for short

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Op here. So the breeder asked me for a name so he could register on the dog's pedigree. I didnt know what to say, so i said Alber, but i will give him a real name when he gets home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Alber
      For Dutch[Belgium’s Primary Language] try Adelbert, Albert, Albertus and Abe, Bert, Brecht, and Elbert, as their call name/nickname

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    terry
    Henry
    Max
    Magilrontong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Terry
      Maybe I'm just a bizarre little person who walks back and forth

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nothx if i kys’d myself my DWs would miss me…

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too many syllables
      1 or 2 only

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Biscuit.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charon.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What names do you like? Do you have a theme for the names of your animals? I'm partial to space themed names
    >Jupiter
    >Rocket
    >Sol (short for solomon)
    >Kepler
    >Mars
    >Pluto
    >Orion
    >Atlas
    >Cosmo
    >Buzz

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tismo

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scooter :3

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >male

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, i dont want to deal with dog pussy's blood 6 months from now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah that's totally the reason, right? 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, the main reason his potential for aggression. Can't wait for him to grow up and bite the shit out nigsnigs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Haha yeah I bet you love aggressive males, you bawd.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dog pussy blood
        hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The blood tastes good… and makes for decent natural lube, ofc

        t. Fellow maliNOICE owner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but that's fricking hot, you colossal homosexual.

        we all know you'll take that knotty dose daily.

        as a matter of fact, you should name him knottyboy.

        https://i.imgur.com/ZtTRheL.png

        Op here. So the breeder asked me for a name so he could register on the dog's pedigree. I didnt know what to say, so i said Alber, but i will give him a real name when he gets home.

        If the name starts with A... does that mean you got your dog from a breeder who didn't have any litters before?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hate homosexuals like you so much. I get banned for saying Black person on this board last week but degenerate frickers like you get away with this. Btw, he asked me for a name and i just text him Alber, but i am not sure about this name.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's cause there's lot of us and except lemurhomosexual, we don't post anything that's against the rules.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's cause there's lot of us
              just 2-3 loud degenerates

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More like 12-13 if you count horses, birds, and big cats

                I only post dogfricker stuff in jest to trigger redditors but I think /horse/ is 100% serious. For one, even nearly 100lb dogs are too small without abuse because dogs go in flaccid and the base of their dick is thumb thickness at most, horses are hallways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sputnik. Also has a nice meaning to it

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