I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion? Posted on July 21, 2022 by Anonymous I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion?
Name him Niglet
>I am about to get a male puppy malinois. Any name suggestion?
may I ask why a Malinois? where from will you be getting him? what are your plans for the dog? have you had dogs before?
>may I ask why a Malinois?
I've been digging and reading/studying about work dogs since 2020. I was between a mali, gsd, doberman, and a working bull. GSD shed too much, good dobermans are rare nowadays, so i was between a mali and a brazilian dogo, but i found out about this opportunity and it is what it is.
> where from will you be getting him
This breeder i've met. He work all of his malis, i liked the temperament and that's it. Here's sire(the darker one) and dam.
>what are your plans for the dog?
I want to test my knowledge in dog training. I been reading lots of shit for some time now, i have the theory but i never actually did. I have a mutt here, he has some of the lowest of lowest drives, making it hard to train him. Son of a bitch doesnt care about balls, food, or anything. I also want an actual guard dog and have fun.
would hate to live nearby that guy
Kilo. You might as well stick with the military larp since your other one is named Duke.
I dont give a fuck about zogbot bulshit. And the other one is a mutt who sleeps all day.
Strays that have been blown out by two litters and dozens of matings, and forceful knot withdrawls, a year? Compared to something closer to a pet that has never had a natural mating gone south and might have 2-3 litters in their life.
>dogs are naturally very tight
>except the strays...
you're so full of horse shit that your arguments are contradicting each other.
just admit it, you're jelly that people are happy with their pets without the struggles of heterosexual humanoid relationships
The strays aren’t tight because they’ve had a lot of trauma. Like a male being spooked and yanking his softball sized knot out one way or another. A normal pet dog doesn’t deal with all that pain so their orifice remains at it’s starting size. After having puppies it snaps right back to virgin butthole levels of tightness and could only possibly take a well lubricated pencil with very violent thrusting (which is literally dog mating prior to knot inflation).
Btw stray dogs carry brucellosis in their sexual fluids which is a practically incurable lifelong affliction in humans. At first it’s a recurring out of season cold and the as you age it destroys your joints. Enjoy.
Ah got it, so if she gets stretched slowly from sexual activities with their owner, it's bad, but if another male dog tears her pussy, it's fine and dandy according to you.
Thanks for the tips, i'll breed my husky with the fattest male I can find then so the stretching is all natural and approved by you.
>Btw stray dogs carry brucellosis in their sexual fluids which is a practically incurable lifelong affliction in humans
Good for you
Axel. Because it sounds like asshole
Hubert (Diminutives/Call Names: Brecht, Huub)
André (Diminutive/Call Name: Dries)
Emerens (Diminutive/Call Name: Rens)
Siemen (Diminutive/Call Name: Siem)
Wilhelmus (Diminutives/Call Names: Jelle, Liam, Pim, Wil, Willy, Wim)
They do become tight if they aren't used or don't have litters once a year.
After I went to uni for a year, my girl could barely fit a pencil even though she had a litter to years before. But a heat later and some bonding experiences, and she was back to perfect.
So basically you abused your dog. You know dogs will sit through pain if it’s their owner right? And i was actually talking about doing AI.
blah blah blah moralgayness, blah blah blah.
ask zv and everyone will confirm that you're full of bullshit. go fuck your cheating wife moralretard.
>thinking a forum full of abusive retards who will tranq an animal to fuck it is in anyway an authority on veterinarian advice
the only animal tranq for fucking is your fat fuck mom
They just lie and dont mention all the benadryl they went through. Anyone who works with dog pussy professionally knows they’re full of shit.
>Anyone who works with dog pussy professionally knows they’re full of shit.
You're full off shit. Nobody I know drugs their dw.
Go ask a vet and they'll confirm that the female doesn't need to be drugged during insemination because they're receptive even to humans.
You're just a pathetic repressed zoo spreading bullshit.
They are physically too small. Dog pussy works like an asshole. It can voluntarily relax for letting things out but is normally very tight and tries to hold things in. It can only work with human dick after trauma ie: forcible dilation which, even if you believe animals can have some informed consent and are thinking beings, is definitely beyond what they can understand and would be rape. The tube we use for AI is thinner than a pencil and many large bitches cant take much more than a finger. Which is also the thickness of the flaccid dog dick and the root of the penis that sits in the vulva and vaginal opening. I have a fuckload of professional dog junk experience and i do not believe anyone has ever fucked a dog without abusing it first or being comically small dicked.
You're a fucking liar.
I dont like human names on dogs.
Sounds gay too
I like Nuke but it sounds too much like Duke, my other dog.
>I dont like human names on dogs
>Erwin is a good name
You're actually retarded
Erwin isn't common here. I could name my dog Hitler and it wasnt going to be a normal human name.
its scientifically proven that dogs respond better to short names and sharp letters. "K" "Q" "T" "P" names are amazing.
my favorite name for working dogs are
Orthrus, the brother of Cerberus
Cuntshitfart or dicky for short
Op here. So the breeder asked me for a name so he could register on the dog's pedigree. I didnt know what to say, so i said Alber, but i will give him a real name when he gets home.
For Dutch[Belgium’s Primary Language] try Adelbert, Albert, Albertus and Abe, Bert, Brecht, and Elbert, as their call name/nickname
Maybe I'm just a bizarre little person who walks back and forth
Nothx if i kys’d myself my DWs would miss me…
too many syllables
1 or 2 only
What names do you like? Do you have a theme for the names of your animals? I'm partial to space themed names
>Sol (short for solomon)
Yeah, i dont want to deal with dog pussy's blood 6 months from now
Yeah yeah that's totally the reason, right? 🙂
Nah, the main reason his potential for aggression. Can't wait for him to grow up and bite the shit out nigsnigs.
Haha yeah I bet you love aggressive males, you slut.
>dog pussy blood
The blood tastes good… and makes for decent natural lube, ofc
t. Fellow maliNOICE owner
but that's fucking hot, you colossal gay.
we all know you'll take that knotty dose daily.
as a matter of fact, you should name him knottyboy.
If the name starts with A... does that mean you got your dog from a breeder who didn't have any litters before?
I hate gays like you so much. I get banned for saying moron on this board last week but degenerate fuckers like you get away with this. Btw, he asked me for a name and i just text him Alber, but i am not sure about this name.
it's cause there's lot of us and except lemurgay, we don't post anything that's against the rules.
>it's cause there's lot of us
just 2-3 loud degenerates
More like 12-13 if you count horses, birds, and big cats
I only post dogfucker stuff in jest to trigger redditors but I think /horse/ is 100% serious. For one, even nearly 100lb dogs are too small without abuse because dogs go in flaccid and the base of their dick is thumb thickness at most, horses are hallways.
Sputnik. Also has a nice meaning to it