Humanity has to go to another planet to start Humanity 2 but can only bring one of these. Which one would be?

Humanity has to go to another planet to start Humanity 2 but can only bring one of these. Which one would be?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cow
    Visit the Doss Heritage museum in Weatherford TX and you see will over 200 modern medicines, including diabetes meds that come from bovines. Also gonna need those sweet leather dusters on the new planet.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cow & Chicken it's not even close.

    Cow gives milk and chicken gives egg.

    Pork is still good and tasty and they provide useful cleanup but they only give meat/skin and that's it, the others are more valuable.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pig, so muslims and israelites don't come

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boy that's a tough choice but I gotta go with steak.

      This also makes sense.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What plants should we bring?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knotweed.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would sneak in the pig in a huge troll move and force Marcians to evolve to drink pig milk. kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean martians dummy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pig for sure.
    I'm Danish. They're practically a sacred animal here.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goat, really hardy and adaptable animals. Also it still ruminant meat so next to fish human ideal.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of them have both pros and cons:
    Chicken don't need as much food as cows and pigs, they lay eggs in less than a year and usually on a daily basis and they can beer relatively fast, but they need protein to be healthy and if there are predators they can decimate the chicken population rally fast.
    Pigs will eat pretty much everything plants, fruits, shoots, roots, insects, cereals and anything you can think of, they also produce a lot of lard, a good source of calories that can also be used for food preservation, and they produce both hair and leather, hair can be used for making brushes while pig leather can be used for boots or belts, the last thing about pigs it that they are fast breeders by a year you will have little piglets. But pigs also need protein to be healthy, they are smart so it can be hard to contain them in a pen and pigs can be dangerous.
    Cow are the biggest so there will be the most beat, also they produce milk and leather, they are grazers so a fenced off area is enough to take care of their needs, their diet can also be supplemented with grains. Cows are big so the risk of predators will be lowest and cows also have horns, which might be used for something. Cows breed slower then pigs and chickens, they need the most food and if you want milk you will have to take the excess milk or wean the calf earlier.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Winner winner, chicken fricking dinner.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tbh, I hope by the time we can colonize another planet we no longer eat any of those 3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna happen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None of those animals can survive a trip in space.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Currently yeah but this is a fun future hypothetical you fun-sucker. Bet you get invited to lots of parties huh? Bet lots of people come up and enjoy talking to you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a nihilister. So sorry that you've crossed paths with me, Mr cat.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muzzles don't eat pork
    >Poos don't est cow
    >Chinks don't eat anything that doesn't have gutter oil
    >Whites don't eat dog
    What the frick do israelites don't eat?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shellfish, because that would cannibalism

      Can you explain how people would suffer due to eating healthier meat in lieu of beef and pork, which are the two meats linked the colon cancer btw?

      Is there a rare condition that causes pain if your arteries arent clogged or something?

      >which are the two meats linked the colon cancer btw?
      lol, lmao even

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quail can thrive in worse conditions than chickens. Sounds cruel but battery-raised quail meat is about on-par with free-range* quail. Whereas there is a huge disparity in quality between battery chickens and free-range chickens. So quail would probably be a really good bet. They grow and reach sexual maturity faster than chickens, their eggs are tastier, and their small size can easily be made up for by the ability to just keep loads of them in a small footprint.
    *quail can't truly be free-range due to a lack of homing instinct, the most freedom they can be afforded is a covered run or aviary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quail (specifically coturnix) also look prettier than chickens IMO. Their feathers could be used for decorations moreso than battery chickens could.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vishnu approve bless thread do not consoom beef cow thank you saars very good yes saars !!!!!!! !!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

      Tbh, I hope by the time we can colonize another planet we no longer eat any of those 3.

      What do you prefer we eat?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pig is definitely the most disposable, as chickens and cows each provide additional resources in the form of eggs and dairy. I think it'd probably have to be chickens for sheer efficiency, though I do prefer beef.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rabbit poop is a the best actually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oops, meant this dude.

        pig so israelites can't go to the planet, also pig poop is the greatest fertilizer ever, we can even extract biogas from it and pigs don't need as much space as cows.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pig so israelites can't go to the planet, also pig poop is the greatest fertilizer ever, we can even extract biogas from it and pigs don't need as much space as cows.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Brain answer

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    impossible to choose between chicken and cattle. Milk and eggs are both so integral to everything we do. Tallow can replace lard so swine aren't strictly required, but what could ever replace milk or eggs? Genuinely, just cut out a third of your human payload to load cattle onboard. It's worth it.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horse.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chickens, but I'd smuggle in ducks.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are found and get thrown out the airlock. I hope your happy.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicken and cow but I'd miss ham and bacon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I misread. Cow should be taken. I want dairy products and beef.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beef, easily. Cows are cool and versatile with milk, cheese, yogurt and meat coming from them. Other two are cool but if I had to choose then that.

        Muzzie spotted

        With interplanetary transportation logistics alone poultry is the clear choice. A few dairy cattle and frozen bull cum should be brought along to eventually make a herd if the new planet is suitable; but then you have the issue of maintaining a herd on another planet with limited space and water resources.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If chickens could produce milk then they'd be the ultimate domestic animal since they give healthier food, feathers, leather (foot scales), and give you far more bang for your buck than cows do in regards to feed needed and pollution caused. If only there was a widely domesticated bird species that also produced some kind of lactose and even had, oh I dunno, a fancy homing and flocking feature that allowed them to be kept in large groups while also being used to deliver messages, *sigh*.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing stopping you from raising pigeons, anon. They're a pretty common domestic animal around the world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this homie wants to drink pigeon milk lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Come on. You wouldn't at least wanna try it? Plus if we're only allowed to bring one domesticated animal, then pigeons have the benefits of all the others and more. Plus with a long time and selective breeding you can make them way bigger and easier to care for.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 of them

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not pig, that crap is gross and bad for you.
    It's almost impossible to choose between cow and chicken. Both provide unique things needed to create other things that I love.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Muslim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pig is gross

      have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beef, easily. Cows are cool and versatile with milk, cheese, yogurt and meat coming from them. Other two are cool but if I had to choose then that.

      Muzzie spotted

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Muslim

        Hey morons: if he were Muslim he wouldn't have eaten any pig in the first place to know that it's gross. Use your fricking heads.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you dumb homosexual, because people don’t describe things they’ve never tasted as gross before all the time right? That’s why ‘tastes like shit’ is not an expression right? That’s why everyone is thrilled at the thought of eating roaches and insects and wouldn’t describe it as gross either right? Think before you speak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right though, pigs would be way too inefficient and their meat alone wouldn't be able to justify the insane amount of effort needed to get them anywhere. Poultry are of course the best initial bet, then cows then sheep or goats depending on the climate. Pigs come last.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans should eat nothing but chicken, fed stems, grass, bugs and other garbage we have no proclivity towards eating

    Beef and pork are memes, the west's dog meat. Ascribed mystical powers of manliness despite being more likely to raise your estrogen levels than anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call it a smart decision to liberals and libertarians, call it revenge on the dinosaurs for the dumb conservakiddies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/1lhvZ3q.png

        Humans should eat nothing but chicken, fed stems, grass, bugs and other garbage we have no proclivity towards eating

        Beef and pork are memes, the west's dog meat. Ascribed mystical powers of manliness despite being more likely to raise your estrogen levels than anything else.

        Where does turkey fall on this?

        But yes, chickens are the ideal domestic animal, followed by rabbits and geese.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rabbits kind of suck since they're so lean and can literally cause issues if eaten alone because of it, but they're great when complemented with other sources of nutrition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not everyone is a 140lbs man like you.
      Human beings were and still are the natural predetor of cows and swine. A good amount of peoplw will suffer without bef and pork.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not being able to honor my caveman ancestors and eat masculinity meat is hurting my fung shway
        >this is an attack on my masculinity, you must be small and girly
        >people will suffer without (DOG/BEEF/PORK/THE FLESH OF THE ENEMY TRIBE)
        You don't have a real excuse other than "muh feelings" to eat anything other than chicken, eggs, and fish. For the soulless autists, beef and pork are just needlessly destructive and polluting wastes of resources that make the people who consume them less healthy overall. For the people with souls, these animals are too intelligent and personable to eat. Chickens and fish are dumber and more alien.

        People used to eat cows because they were simple herders in the primitive world, they could not just throw up climb-proofed cyclone fencing around chicken runs way back when and cows, sheep, and goats were more resilient with just a 5'8" farmer and his dog to watch over them. That's not the world anymore, it's time for them to go the way of horse based transportation.

        we tell this same phrase to liberals who think illegal immigrants belong here, that israelites dont fu[redacted by Wauf moderation]ids, that blacks aren't les[redacted by Wauf moderation]ent and more v[redacted by Wauf moderation]ent etc:
        Facts dont care about your feelings.

        Beef's shit meat, pork's shit meat, nuclear is better than coal, the loss of christianity and social cohesion is causing mass shootings not guns, people do need christ to be moral and well behaved, russia had no intent to attack other european countries before america forced them to aid ukraine in trying to hold on to russian speaking regions because they encompass profitable warm water ports, MRNA vaccines kill, the israeli gaza genocide is only happening because the US has been backing the israeli military since its inception and aiding them in crushing palestine, etc. Facts. Regardless of your feelings. They don't care about your feelings.

        Your response?
        >in4 you report this post like a sissy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>not being able to honor my caveman ancestors and eat masculinity meat is hurting my fung shway
          Stopped reading right there
          Mentally ill moron. Not everybody can follow your shitty diet you radical activist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s right you dumb homosexual

            Beef destroys vast swaths of earth for no benefit other than you having the same attitude as some asian peasant who roasts dogs alive
            >dis meet maek me manlee

            Dont you have a grassland to decimate and a keystone species to exterminate in the name of your cowboy cult, cletus?
            >me must get man meat from cow priest to be strong and have many children
            >actually gets fat and has a heart attack at 40 - dies a virgin

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not everybody can eat the cheaper, healthier meat
            Its the other way around
            You can be allergic to mammal flesh but not to fish or birds. Not everyone can follow your shitty diet, mammal killer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chicken and fish feel pain too, though. Fish unfortunately cannot make their feelings hard, at least chickens can make noise, but almost nobody even cares to pretend to kill fish in a way that causes them the least suffering.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They nocicept but i doubt they feel anything or have any comprehension of their existence, or do anything beyond algorithmic stimulus avoidance and seeking

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lotta dumb fricks on Wauf spouting off about the natural world like they know anything about it, lemme spoonfeed this one
              https://www.wellbeingintlstudiesrepository.org/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1074&context=acwp_asie
              just one of several million results I found by going to the search bar and typing in "fish cognition," if you don't like this one (you won't) then read some of the others (you won't)
              https://www.researchgate.net/publication/6652598_Interspecific_Communicative_and_Coordinated_Hunting_between_Groupers_and_Giant_Moray_Eels_in_the_Red_Sea
              go avoid the stimulus of a cliff by jumping off it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fish are automatons without self awareness. they demonstrate no function a robot is not capable of. their central nervous system is sub-rodent, incapable of housing any sort of awareness, only the most basic routines like calls and responses, memory, and stimulus seeking and avoidance. the more you think the more you’ll realize awareness is an emergent property of mammalian brain structure in particular and nothing else has it, because nothing actually needs it. Thinking like a computer, making self reference without self awareness, is more efficient and less error prone. The feedback loops we call consciousness and thought only hamper us in our quest for survival. It is always better to have an unconscious algorithm with a statistically high success rate. The more awareness and thought a creature gains, the closer it gets to things like voluntary self termination and voluntary celibacy. Evolution abhors any sophont that doesnt immediately break orbit and consistently colonize new worlds, and even then it would work better if it were a hardy bug mindlessly shitting spores into space with extremely explosive ass blasting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If a non-mammal approximated the same neural structures that allowed us to create taxes they would be very unfortunate

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is no robot that comes even close to the complexity of fish cognition.

                If it is a theoretic robot, a sufficiently complex robot can do anything a human can as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >its not about beef making me manly but my first defense is to accuse anyone who is anti beef of not being manly enough
        >freakin irrational radicals
        being against the most polluting and least efficient livestock animal isnt that extreme when the meat industry pollutes more than all cars combined.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > when the meat industry pollutes more than all cars combined
          Source?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you explain how people would suffer due to eating healthier meat in lieu of beef and pork, which are the two meats linked the colon cancer btw?

        Is there a rare condition that causes pain if your arteries arent clogged or something?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody suffers because they can't eat beef or pork

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FVBnHcZ.jpeg

      Call it a smart decision to liberals and libertarians, call it revenge on the dinosaurs for the dumb conservakiddies.

      Youre a cuck and like anyone trusts dietary studies at this point in history lol. How many boosters did you get? Yeah i figured.

      https://i.imgur.com/tAz4Z6x.jpeg

      Humanity has to go to another planet to start Humanity 2 but can only bring one of these. Which one would be?

      Cows. Though you want the synergy of cows and chickens together, its a powerful combo. Pigs are cool and everything but pigs tend to raze forests and uproot land whereas cows contribute towards soil quality which is probably what youd rather have if going to a new world. You could argue keeping pigs in a stall but that doesnt sit right with me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo distrust the science!
        Beef is bad for you and bad for your environment lol sorry you fell for propaganda telling you it would make you manlier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      milkchads keep winning

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