How would you describe the intelligence differences between cats, dogs, domestic rats and rabbits

How would you describe the intelligence differences between cats, dogs, domestic rats and rabbits

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The species I like is capable of genuine love, the others are mindless braindead meatsacks just like the people who favor them.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rats are sufficiently intelligent even normies recognize them as person-adjacent. Dogs vary a lot by breed, but mostly trick people into thinking they are particularly intelligent through evolved emotional manipulation. cats are intelligent at what they do, but so emotionally deviant from what humans expect they discount them entirely. Rabbits are walking meals, and accordingly moronic.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cats
    Idiots.

    >dogs
    Intelligent and sociable.

    >rats
    Intelligent and sociable.

    >rabbits
    Idiots.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have more neurons in your gut biome than a cat does in its entire brain

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dopamine receptor density is a good marker for general pattern recognition intelligence and good memory. I haven't verified if there are studies on animal neuronal density instead of neuronal count/brain mass, but I imagine rat brains are much denser despite being much smaller and that's why they intellectually mog dogs, cats and rabbits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they really mog cats and dogs?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes- they're some of the smartest, most trainable and personable animals. they can even play basketball, something a cat or dog could never do

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't live long, so what they can archive is less.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine is a former medical researcher, current idfk what (something tech) who I think studied exactly that. I remember him saying that he got tired of looking at rat brains which is why he went in for a career change. I'll ask him about it.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I understand, rats > dogs > cats. I don't know where to place rabbits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever believe rats > dogs

      Rats are more well studied and their tasks are easier to reproduce, because they are dumb. They are dumber than cats. They represent basal mammal intelligence. Just because SOI-ence has not proved something in a reproducible laboratory environment does not mean it is real, especially with non-communicative but intelligent social animals which are capable of irrationality, such as cats and dogs.
      >ie: researcher: IF I OFFER IT FRICKING FOOD, IT SHOULD DO THE FRICKING TASK! DO THE FRICKING TASK EVERY TIME! A RAT CAN! IT CANT! ITS STUPID!
      >animals mind: i do not want to listen to this man no matter how much food he has, i hate it here, and i am afraid of these people.
      Vid rel is an animal pop-SOI considers borderline braindead demonstrating greater tool use capabilities than wild bottlenose dolphins

      SOI-entism, the religion that worships researchers, has as its tenet that things that are not published in SOI-ence are not real (because it means Christianity cant be real lol)

      Anyways, here's the difference
      Dogs: More developed cortex, severely underdeveloped fornix. Great pattern recognition and reasoning skills, hilariously crippled memory formation.
      Cat: Absolutely no cortical development, regions related to memory formation and motor skills are well developed. Very agile and capable of holding grudges. Just because they have less physical capacity for thought than dogs does not mean they are braindead, just that the dog is smarter. If people ITT are praising an animal with the raw processing power of the cats entire hippocampus as smarter than it, how smart do you think the cat REALLY is? Hint: Very
      Rat: Basal mammal intelligence. If a rat can do it, everything can, and so might some reptiles.
      Rabbit: Similar to a rat but without the scavengers personality that would make it easier to manipulate in a lab

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dog schizo babble didn't read

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rat person: lol I just think rats > dogs lol.
          >dog schizoid: WH *an entire essay filled with schizophrenic ramblings that would put a murderous psychiatric patient to shame*
          I personally don't think rats>dogs. But I do think rat people > dog people.

          >rats are smarter than dogs and cats.
          >No. Here's why. If you have at least two brain cells, it is glaringly obvious that dogs are very smart, cats are also very smart, and rats are kind of dumb.
          >NOOO I JUST SAID I LIKE CATS MORE
          >I HATE DOGS SO MUCH ILL REPLY TWICE
          Pathetic.

          t. cat person who 100% agrees with that.

          Guess whose kitty is going out in the yard tonight to murder some stinky ass rats? :3 mrowr

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            based catchad.

            R*dentgays fear and despise the higher mammal.

            Rats are stupid, filthy, and easily manipulated. God created them to be cat/terrier food.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rat person: lol I just think rats > dogs lol.
          >dog schizoid: WH *an entire essay filled with schizophrenic ramblings that would put a murderous psychiatric patient to shame*
          I personally don't think rats>dogs. But I do think rat people > dog people.

          seething samegay. im sorry but there is no way on earth a rat is smarter than anything larger than it. they're just easier for grant wasting PHDs to study than a more complex animal. there are alligators out there that display more real intelligence than rats.

          the "doggay" (who seems to be praising cats more than dogs) is right. and probably smarter than you. rats are snake food.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Canadians think rats are bugs

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rats are snake food.
            Yeah I'm not shocked the moron who thinks everyone disagreeing with him is a samegay would deliberately ignore how smart an animal is on top of listening to the fricking moron unironically saying 'SOI-ence' but I know how much you midwits don't want to listen to anything if the word science is anywhere near it
            >But it is... LE SMALLER!
            Is there anything funnier than dumbasses telling on themselves? Surely not.

            Cats, rats and dogs are all intelligent creatures. Cry!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rat person: lol I just think rats > dogs lol.
        >dog schizoid: WH *an entire essay filled with schizophrenic ramblings that would put a murderous psychiatric patient to shame*
        I personally don't think rats>dogs. But I do think rat people > dog people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not. Rats are not even half as smart as cats. Dogs are the smartest but cats are still very smart and excel in their own ways that make them practically equal to dogs. Rats and rabbits are equally moronic.

      Why would you ever believe rats > dogs

      Rats are more well studied and their tasks are easier to reproduce, because they are dumb. They are dumber than cats. They represent basal mammal intelligence. Just because SOI-ence has not proved something in a reproducible laboratory environment does not mean it is real, especially with non-communicative but intelligent social animals which are capable of irrationality, such as cats and dogs.
      >ie: researcher: IF I OFFER IT FRICKING FOOD, IT SHOULD DO THE FRICKING TASK! DO THE FRICKING TASK EVERY TIME! A RAT CAN! IT CANT! ITS STUPID!
      >animals mind: i do not want to listen to this man no matter how much food he has, i hate it here, and i am afraid of these people.
      Vid rel is an animal pop-SOI considers borderline braindead demonstrating greater tool use capabilities than wild bottlenose dolphins

      SOI-entism, the religion that worships researchers, has as its tenet that things that are not published in SOI-ence are not real (because it means Christianity cant be real lol)

      Anyways, here's the difference
      Dogs: More developed cortex, severely underdeveloped fornix. Great pattern recognition and reasoning skills, hilariously crippled memory formation.
      Cat: Absolutely no cortical development, regions related to memory formation and motor skills are well developed. Very agile and capable of holding grudges. Just because they have less physical capacity for thought than dogs does not mean they are braindead, just that the dog is smarter. If people ITT are praising an animal with the raw processing power of the cats entire hippocampus as smarter than it, how smart do you think the cat REALLY is? Hint: Very
      Rat: Basal mammal intelligence. If a rat can do it, everything can, and so might some reptiles.
      Rabbit: Similar to a rat but without the scavengers personality that would make it easier to manipulate in a lab

      Based

      >rat person: lol I just think rats > dogs lol.
      >dog schizoid: WH *an entire essay filled with schizophrenic ramblings that would put a murderous psychiatric patient to shame*
      I personally don't think rats>dogs. But I do think rat people > dog people.

      dog schizo babble didn't read

      Mad samegay. Dog+cat superiority. Reminder: it has been scientifically proven that cats plus dogs equals more GUD than dogs alone or cats alone and together they BTFO rats.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rabbits? Not far from a house plant really

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rabbits are most likely slightly smarter than rats but too anxious to show it off

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Negligible.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use words, maybe some kind of drawing

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