How to train a rhodesian ridgeback pup (or any other pup)

Im going to get a dog soon, a pup. Are there any based videos that teach you how to train a pup? All I can find is basedboys and women and I never take advice from pussies.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore trainers with a clear GSD/Mal bias who style themselves as “K9” trainers unless you seriously want that master slave relationship with a working felon-biter. That kind of training really wipes out your dog’s personality and makes them unfulfilling as a regular pet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch this and then binge the entire channel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek I bought a switchblade already in case a "pibble" decides to dindu nuffin, I also googled the anatomy of pitbull carotid arteries and they run very laterally from their windpipes so make broad slashing motions

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are plenty people.
    https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpcJzTfCjEJdHRr7yZk-ddKTb0KKBCqKF

    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHEIOCUOgvw-Bs90Rkbs-GospT4qB_rGx
    https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQIP7fFAXgO1ua-CCcruNCnfP3kytm3qP
    Also lookup Peter Caine if you want to be entertained by some libtard weirdo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These look so good, Im going to bingewatch them at /nightshift/ later. Thanks Anon.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walk it, feed it, love it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Train for what? Something specific? Or just not to be a little shit? Dogs will basically do anything you say as long as you give them food.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually impossible to train dogs, all the shit women try to peddle about "obedience" is made up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought so. I basically just have to be its bro and it will be my fren back right?

      Walk it, feed it, love it

      Train for what? Something specific? Or just not to be a little shit? Dogs will basically do anything you say as long as you give them food.

      Yes, just train it for the basic dog training commands in german like it says here https://www4.uwsp.edu/psych/dog/languag1.htm

      And perhaps eventually get it to give me beer from the fridge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't spoil him too much and tell him NO when he's messing up and you're above 90% of dog owners

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its literally just evenhanded discipline and consistent rules I think. Giving German commands is going to be mega cringe in public (im Dutch) but I have the autism to match.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm german but I trained my Aussie using english commands...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you even have an aussie

              You are always posting (often terrible) dog advice but unlike everyone else you have never posted this dog of yours. I think you’re a troll shilling bad/dangerous/abusive shit to new dog owners.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he is. its a toxogay, larry krohn advocates for light animal abuse and dumb shit in general so he shills it to make dogfrens look like piece of shit control freaks. the same homosexual told everyone to let their dogs chew on power cords. he cant and wont post a dog because he had no pets.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so do it watch the larry krohn video or not?
                This ridgeback shall be my pet, not working dog, he mostly has to be my friend with basic obedience.
                I dont want the puppy to hate me for being a hardass thats always making him do tricks for food. Theyre intelligent enough to know when youre a dick i think.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Larry has some good advice that's just generic dog training and then he has some really fricked up advice like always caging your dog when you aren't using them (makes them more excited to be out and more obedient) and always keeping them on a leash even indoors to teach them know. That guy has no idea that police dogs are not really normal dogs and the moron that shills them is an unironic zoosadist who insists on only adopting large intact female dogs and then getting them an "ovary sparing spay" so anything can go up their hoo-ha any time without causing a uterus infection.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >"ovary sparing spay" so anything can go up their hoo-ha any time without causing a uterus infection.
                Umm... Well, its still Wauf I guess.
                Ill watch the videos now but take them with a grain of salt and cut out the psycho shit.
                Theres no way im putting my doggo in a cage.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I was joking about the anon that shills LK

                He already adopted a second dog and he was very insistent on it being an unusually large, intact female belgian malinois or a large, wolf-like female like a malamute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Im halfway through his puppy training video and he does make weird comments about the female dog hes training. He feels her girl nipples he says, then he calls her momma. Whatever man, I have a good idea on how to build a foundation for the relationship with my pup.

                furgays man, at least they stay away from kids unlike the president of the US, but thats a conversation better held at /misc/.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LK isn't the dogfricker but he is definitely pretty fricking weird

                There's this german gay that used to post his aussie here until someone found out he was giving her the other kind of bone that shills the frick out of LK videos and gives purposefully bad advice unless someone is a fellow aussie/malinois owner. You can spot him because he has his own forced memes he can't help but use if he's in a thread
                >dogue...ofc... fgts.... ZE HUSKOID, ze AS, uberdogsch,
                >File: istockphoto-460275623-170667a.jpg (78 KB, 349x490)
                >i'd let him bury his bone in my backyard/10

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This part aged like fine wine, watch this short clip from 2017;

                ?t=410

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The point of German commands is to use a language unfamiliar to other people. Pick a different language other than German. It can be anything - Hawai'ian, Chinese, Polish, Zulu, Nahuatl. Just pick something with relatively short words for what you want to command and you're good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because if my dog gets out when some dumb b***h i have over leaves a gate open I totally dont want someone to be able to have him come and sit so they can read his collar and call me? Like all the other k9 shit that sounds like a cop dog thing

              Drive structure crates “genetic fulfillment” just ignore all of it and raise dogs like your dad did. Who the frick takes their dog out on a leash in their own yard or cages them in their own house? Cops who need a violent hyped up working mal to bite on command and limp dickef larpers. Good boy if good thing done, good boy and treat if first time good thing done or very good thing done, NO if bad thing up to a firm smack, and a little leash yanking for additional NO, wait, hey, etc. not hard.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              genius, never thought of that. lll just come up with whatever as I go as long as the word is short and consistent.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong board. Wauf club's two blocks up.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teach your doggo commands in German like a real man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Teach your doggo commands in German like a real man.
      Good tip. Ill check the commands.
      Ill name the dog Scipio. A Roman general listening to German commands is humourous to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        German commands are good because they are distinct from your everyday voice and phrases. They can also be sharp and overall unique to their ears making for a high listening rate.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stay down doggo

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