How to stop elephant poaching

I just went on safari in Africa. It was amazing. My guide told me about poaching - after reading about poaching it is pretty horrific. How would Wauf stop poaching? I feel compelled to do something but not sure what.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the poachers. Kill the Chinese.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genetically alter elephants to not have tusks anymore and help them to reproduce more than the tusked animals.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      natural selection for tuskless elephants is already happening

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But that will take too long, we can make it faster

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It shouldn't be happening at all. Just kill the subhumans and the politicians and billionaires protecting them. Problem solved.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redirect foreign aid to elephants and provide military training to said elephants. Elephants will be the new dominant species

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Richard Leakey solved this problem a long fricking time ago. Kill poachers. That's it. That's the fix.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simply kill all elephants, then there will be none left to poach.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Kek every time

    Humans are destructive. There are a lot of humans in China. If China was half as bad as you it would be a total wasteland. Enjoy
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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Again with the CP. What a strange accusation...got something you need to confess there Ping?
      > There are a lot of humans in China.
      There are a lot of sub-humans in China.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        white people are overwhelmingly the main buyers and sellers of cp, and zoo porn for that matter, i guess that's what he means. humans want to have sex with adult human women but that doesn't create man made horrors beyond our comprehension so it makes sense euros wouldn't be interested

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoo porn only if you count slavs as white people tbh

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make the animals more profitable to the people alive than dead. The greater the difference, the more they’ll defend against poachers.

    One common way is to let big game hunters pay HUGE sums of money to hunt selective animals that are being a problem or too old to mate, etc. That way they are basically farming the population, growing them for the legal hunters to skim off the top of the population, and thus the people have a huge incentive to keep them healthy and breeding and safe. If you allow legal selling of things like ivory *so long as they are certified as ethically harvested*, animals like elephants become huge cash cows that will be defended tooth and nail from any poachers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hear me out - poacher hunting. Could it possibly work? Surely some big game hunters would pay good money to shoot some poor browns from a helicopter.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Allow private farming of elephants. Most poaching would cease if people were allowed to just raise them as livestock.

    No one is ever gonna poach phesants, for example, because you can just get them from a farm. But when you "protect" an animal from private ownership when there is still demand for said animal (even if that demand is stupid), you're gonna make poaching the only avenue for that demand to be fulfilled.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no one poaches pheasants
      Uh...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      People poach farm animals all the time, you're moronic.
      >hey guys we have all this ivory just like, right here, come and get it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we don't mind you butchering elephants for their meat and ivory...as long as you do it LEGALLY
      I'm not sure you understand the objection a lot of us have here.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person do you know how long and hard it is to reproduce elephants? its not commercially viable

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        An elephant calf is about three or four sheep's worth of meat, right? Wouldn't they be really tender like squab if you butchered them right after being born?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          its about 2 year gestation, a sheep is 5 months and reach adulthood in 6 months, meaning youll get 4 sheep by the time the first elephant is born and thats twice the amount of usable meat
          poultry is much different mammal flesh, plus elephants are born with the ability to walk, so its not going to be tender

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You deserve to be stood in front of firing squad for even thinking this tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't farm elephants like pigs or cows. Elephants are a textbook k-selected species, they take more than a year to give birth to a baby, and that baby takes even years to reach sexual maturity. They require enormous amounts of food to not starve, and enormous amounts of space to not go fricking insane. Fencing them in is expensive since like [...] said they can just bust most of them down with little effort. Then you have to deal with the bulls going into musth and wanting to kill everything in sight once or twice a year. They're a b***h to transport, and you need specialized veterinary care to make house visits, which is VERY expensive - most vets aren't trained to treat elephants. And to top it off, they're smart, and if they realize you're killing members of their herd, they'll merk you and everyone else working at the ranch.

        https://i.imgur.com/iEeDSF0.gif

        >Allow private farming of elephants.
        >just raise them as livestock.

        >Nooooo, we can't do that because it would be... le hard!
        Do you people have no imagination? Put enough heads towards solving a problem, which privatization will allow, and somebody will eventually solve it.

        https://i.imgur.com/1mEPfOq.jpg

        >no one poaches pheasants
        Uh...

        People poach farm animals all the time, you're moronic.
        >hey guys we have all this ivory just like, right here, come and get it

        Fair, it wouldnt be perfect of course. But it would be better than what we have now. Better the private stock be stolen from than wild populations be poached.

        >we don't mind you butchering elephants for their meat and ivory...as long as you do it LEGALLY
        I'm not sure you understand the objection a lot of us have here.

        >noooo you cant harvest resources from wild animals
        go be vegan somewhere else. there is demand for elephant, there is no reason to restrict supply, especially if those restrictions mean poachers drive elephants to extinction.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem was solved ages ago: kill the wicked until there are none left. Then make it so they can't enter this realm again.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't farm elephants like pigs or cows. Elephants are a textbook k-selected species, they take more than a year to give birth to a baby, and that baby takes even years to reach sexual maturity. They require enormous amounts of food to not starve, and enormous amounts of space to not go fricking insane. Fencing them in is expensive since like

      Typical americans way of thinking. Elephants is dangerous creature. They enter your property and kill your dogs. If they want to kill you there is nothing that can be done. If you have a car they can break one. They are not worthwhile creatures they cause so much damage. Americans only care for them as they are big wow hahahah let's clap and laugh. Idiots. Get onto a boat and go look at a whale why don't you.

      said they can just bust most of them down with little effort. Then you have to deal with the bulls going into musth and wanting to kill everything in sight once or twice a year. They're a b***h to transport, and you need specialized veterinary care to make house visits, which is VERY expensive - most vets aren't trained to treat elephants. And to top it off, they're smart, and if they realize you're killing members of their herd, they'll merk you and everyone else working at the ranch.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        *even more

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Allow private farming of elephants.
      >just raise them as livestock.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pay governments of african countries to kill poachers.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to make more posts about this topic from our couches. That will save them elephants.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically has chambers for poachers

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    they kill the male adults who kill juveniles because they don't like to see them mating.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the large parks in Africa they kill anyone spotted carrying a rifle on sight. Poaching has gone down since adopting this policy.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cidf

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    who even is buying ivory?
    isnt there artificial materials similar or better than ivory?
    or is this a case of "hurr durr natural is better"?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most legit elephant tusk is used for traditional chinese medicine nowadays. Even within luxury goods, synthetic materials and walrus narhwal tusks are preferrable.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cite a source you stupid glowing homosexual. Traditional Chinese medicine predates the fricking discovery of Africa.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Traditional Chinese medicine predates the fricking discovery of Africa.
          TCM in it's current form was created by Mao during the Cultural Revolution because he didn't like that actual medicine was made in the West.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I feel compelled to do something.
            Do some research and donate to a trustworthy organisation that is doing real work on the ground to prevent poaching.
            Don't donate to some scam "charity" that will pocket most of your donation and spend a little bit on useless advertising to "raise awareness" - ie, get more money out of other suckers.
            Send your money to projects that actually train and arm local people to fight poachers (and to sometimes be killed by poachers).
            When local people are paid to work anti-poaching jobs, they not only fight existing poachers, but they then have a wage with which to support their families and so are less likely to turn to poaching themselves.

            >TCM in it's current form was created by Mao during the Cultural Revolution because he didn't like that actual medicine was made in the West.
            Not exactly. Mao knew that China couldn't afford real medicine, so he fed the Chinese people a bunch of bullshit about worthless folk remedies being as good as or better than real medicine that actually works.
            Idiot Westerners fell for it too.

            Cite a source you stupid glowing homosexual. Traditional Chinese medicine predates the fricking discovery of Africa.

            >Traditional Chinese medicine predates the fricking discovery of Africa.
            This is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read here.
            Africa was discovered by the very first homosexual sapiens on this planet, at the very least 100,000 years before the first homosexual sapiens set foot in what is now China.

            Cite a source you stupid glowing homosexual. Traditional Chinese medicine predates the fricking discovery of Africa.

            >Cite a source
            That's a bit difficult because ivory smugglers don't provide a public accounting of where they sell their shit.
            Before China banned its domestic ivory trade at the end of 2017, China was believed to have bought as much as 70 per cent of the world's poached ivory.
            Since that ban came in, the Chinese trade in poached ivory has become smaller, but it is pretty certain that China remains the world's largest market for poached ivory.
            Most of it might be used for tacky decorations rather than bogus folk remedies, but most of it is still going to China.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it fricking doesn't. And you probably very well know it. It is at best a pseudoscience , that has been brought into popularity by Mao who made it seem like China had it all, richness, whisdom, happy, healthy people. Guess what. It was just a ploy to get a mass placebo effect going for an enpoveriched flood of humans who want dignity and worth. And now there is a flood of brainwashed people who'd rather hunt any species to extinction- to cure an ailment western medicine could- better and easier- cure, and hipster fricks even support them...

          A lot of fungi are harvested by the chinese at my area. So much so, that there are lots of poached mushrooms- and the local government has forbidden foraging fungi around here.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            you do realize there are elephants native to india that reached china right?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think is still buying elephant ivory by the ton because they think they're unicorn horns that will make their dicks big

        no they dont, they carve them like normal people
        because unlike you, they understand the difference between a tusk and a horn, which is why they hunt rhinos

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which is why they hunt rhinos
          Yeah great, they shouldn't be hunting rhinos either you fricking moron.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill as many chinese as you can

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nuke china

      >British ivory trade ravaged elephant population for a century
      >NUKE CHINA!!!
      Every time

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not because of ecology but because china is on the cusp of literally buying their entire country.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        who do you think is still buying elephant ivory by the ton because they think they're unicorn horns that will make their dicks big

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but what about the British who did this many years ago
        And who's doing it NOW, Chang?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some moronic peasants and new
          money fricks in guandong

          If you want to criticize china tell us not all americans are drug abusing mass shooters with CP collections. You aren’t the only country with guns but you are the only one with weekly shooting sprees. You aren’t the only country with children but you are the worlds #1 CP consumer, and therefore the one causing poverty ridden fricks in slavland to produce it. You aren’t the only country with drugs but you buy more drugs than any other country.

          Oh but some people in china are bad. My homeland is a recently developed country. When your homeland of germany was only recently developed you butchered dogs for the taste and waged two genocidal wars that redefined inhuman cruelty.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            When america was founded they exterminated buffalo as part of their genocide against the native peoples. Literally every single american was on board with it. They don’t even recognize it as a genocide in their culture.

            But there’s a minority of people buying rhino horn in china! But china is forcing a muslim minority to give up the religion we called a bastion of stone age barbarism 5 years ago! But china polluted a few rivers (pls ignore that we drained a few lakes)

            China is replanting forests to reverse desertification. And the west?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >China is replanting forests to reverse desertification
              failed project

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        China are literally responsible for like 2/3rds of all animals that are either endangered or have gone extinct this century. A combination of being willing to eat anything and traditional Chinese medicine is why they'll pay big money for all kinds of endangered animals.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          China is literally 2/3s of the people on earth moronic gweilo

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuke china

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Large fields of thousands of crosses with anyone that even looks like they could be a poacher (so pretty much every african) nailed to them. One elephant life is worth millions of theirs

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to arm Elephants.
    Poaching becomes a lot more difficult if the elephant shoots back with a .50 BMG machinegun.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      elephants dont have hands
      we need some kind of harness-mounted weapon elephants can control with their minds

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        trunk

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get on my level, noob

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just went on safari in Africa. It was amazing. My guide told me about poaching - after reading about poaching it is pretty horrific
    .........................................are you saying that you lived your life in such luxury that you were afforded a safari in africa before you learned of poaching?

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical americans way of thinking. Elephants is dangerous creature. They enter your property and kill your dogs. If they want to kill you there is nothing that can be done. If you have a car they can break one. They are not worthwhile creatures they cause so much damage. Americans only care for them as they are big wow hahahah let's clap and laugh. Idiots. Get onto a boat and go look at a whale why don't you.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big has your dick gotten already?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you didn't live in a mud hut they wouldn't be a problem for you.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr look at me im moronic
      >frick off moron
      >ha jokes on you i was only pretending to be moronic!
      (You)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you have internet in that hut of yours?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      > too lazy to build a fence
      typical subcontinent and seasoning people

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like copypasta. Was the original one a tiger/cougar?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this reminds me of that history where an eleph killed a 14 year old nig and then his parents killed the murderer elephant plus 3 more and that these incidents are kinda common

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate those people like you wouldnt believe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like based parents. I'd kill the murderer elephant too, idk about others though, might have considering my seething hatred for elephants at that point.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you shouldn't build your mud hut next to a fricking HERD OF ELEPHANTS, Anon. That's on you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or we could just get rid of all the useless thirdies and solve literally every problem on Earth simultaneously.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      chink, nignog or pajeet detected

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's like 10 billion dogs out there. an elephant's life is worth 10,000 dogs

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill Chinese, Africans and elephants

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill all elephants
    can't poach them if there are none left

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >offended by early-00s Simpsons
        Could you be more of a snowflake?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys cartoon watching chud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think best solution to end poaching would be to nuke China and exterminate every single chinese indivdual.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The solution to most of the world's problems

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