How to make peace with angry dogs?

>be me
>skate around neighborhood
>dogs barking at me all the time
>whatever, thats what they do
>one day walk home
>gate opens, dog runs towards me and barks
>ignore
>starts biting my legs
>wtf
>owners tell him to gtfo
>ignores them
>eventually scare him off
>next time walk home
>gate opens, dog runs towards me full speed
>fuck, this is personal
>scare him off
>whatever I guess he just had a tendency to be naughty
>walk home, hear barking
>dog starts running
>owner tells him to gtro
>ignores

how do I stop this Wauf? I dont skate around the suburb anymore but they still go crazy when they see me

I mean, Im not afraid of small dogs, I scared them away by shouting, but there are some bigger folks around here who may just tear me into pieces.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shart in their mouthm

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon try to remember that dogs are excellent at telling what emotion a person is having. So if a dog sees someone they don't know who is scared/nervous they'll think the person is scared/nervous because they don't belong/are planning something bad which can make a dog become hostile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So dogs are like cops and OP is like a convict with weed in the glovebox

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grab them by the balls

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Urinate on it, this is how dogs establish dominance in the wild. If you don't want to risk getting put on the sex offender registry you can just pee in a jar beforehand and use that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. black belt jarate master

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    spray in face with mace

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poison meat.
    Buy some garden gnomeelry cleaning from a garden gnomeeler, it's some potassium you can use to KYS, idk the name, look it up
    Syringe and needle
    Lil weenies

    Inject some then throw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get off Wauf mohammed. This site is haram.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a white boy who's had to deal with this shit and I'm over it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >calls himself a white "boy"
          nice try

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's small dog be a man and laugh at it, if it's a big dog truckslap the fucker to Valhalla. Not your fault they don't use a leash.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How to make peace with angry dogs?
    beef jerky.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I will try it, I regularly have to visit the area so I cannot really do anything else, but I doubt the mad dog will stop trying to attack me while I awkwardly throw some of that good stuff on the street

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        most important part is that you actually confront the dog and talk to him a little or something, just acknowledge the dog

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should stop trying to scare them away and instead go right up to them and start petting them with 0 fear in your soul.

    Pretend they are just excited to see you and start petting them on the head. Sounds crazy but it will work 90% of the time. They will respect you for being fearless, they will love you for the attention.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sounds crazy but it will work 90% of the time.
      Anon usually indicates this by holding up his nine remaining fingers.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring beef jerky dog treats (beef is every dogs favorite) and a slip lead. Next time they break out start tossing them food. Get close and put the leash on them. They're your dog now.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mix antifreeze (ethyline glycol) or rat poison with raw meat, and toss it into their yard. Problem solved.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get bit. Sue. Have dog put down.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're upset because you skate by their territory without giving them the proper respect. The dog feels not taken seriously and starts flexing ego and getting asshurt.
    This is the same reason dogs stereotypically hate mailmen. They come, dont pay attention to the dog and his clout at all, then leave.

    You can ask the owner if it's ok to give the guy a little doggy treat. Thats what the mailmen do around here and it works wonders. They just say hello to the dogs, give em a treat (mind your fingers, you dont know these dogs) and then leave. Since they started doing this dogs dont really bark at the mailmen anymore here, they just come check em out since it's now someone they "know"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      also I hsould mention this only applies if they're behind a fence. If the dogs run out and chase you idk what you should do

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the off chance that you're not just trying to bait the weirdos with the dog murder manifestos to come out of hiding, I must advise you to not go near or attempt to make peace with these dogs. They're ignoring their owner (shit training) so these are clearly aggressive dogs who haven't been raised to engage with humans properly. For your safety avoid this area and for the safety of others contact animal control

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that bad? It's a quiet neighbourhood and I understand the doggies were really pissed off by the loud ass skate wheels...still weird though because whenever I skate city no dog gets so mad to run towards me.

      It's also a well neighbourhood, so the dogs were probably not neglected or something

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        First off, OP, you're a saint.

        >It's also a well neighbourhood, so the dogs were probably not neglected or something
        No, they're 100% neglected. Think about this: have you ever, even once, seen these people play with or walk their dog? Having a big yard and leaving their dog there with no interaction, socialization, or stimulation is neglect.

        If you keep going that route, and stop to say hi and pet the dogs, they'll get used to you and be happy to see you, if they are well socialized dogs. If, after some time, they continue to be shit, then yes, they have shit owners and there's not much you can do. You don't necessarily have to give treats like the above anon suggests but it would certainly help.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its beyond neglect, its dog jail. They’re going insane from the isolation and boredom.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just to clarify, last 4 lines are about a different dog.

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