How to kill rats or remove them.

Just found a fist sized european rat in the kitchen.

First time ever. How to ensure it leaves before morning, dead or alive.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Traps work great
    You can leave a bucket with grease and the rat will jump inside and drown

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How to ensure it leaves before morning, dead or alive
    Buy a cage, lure him in with a treat, keep him for two years and then cry like a b***h when he dies one day

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This instructive video should tell you everything you need to know

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It wont ever leave unless you physically remove it to a far away place or kill it

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would recommend either a 12 gauge, or a .308. Blast those verminous fricks back to whatever hell they came from.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    get yourself a cobra or an mamba (black preferred oc) and vwala no more rats just make sure to pick up a rikitikitavi and you wont have a snake problem anymore either simple science anon just the bear nesesatees

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you could have your own personal nagini to keep the rodents at bay? Wouldn't that be awesome?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What happens when you wake up and it’s in your bed?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nagini has a spiritual link with her master. It would be just fine.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    live traps
    put bacon and peanut butter inside
    relocate them.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Summon a demon. It kills all small animals within the house upon arrival. (Don't do around pregnat women, it kills fetuses too)

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a cat. Works every time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats how you get every bird in the vicinity killed while the rats roam free

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just poison it or use a glue trap. When you hear the moronic ass screaming, step on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I tried everything but as I said

      Gottem ... Some poison and a glue two did the task.

      poison and a glue trap worked. The poison weakened her and the glue trap finished her in a few hours. She wasn't really able to make a comeback.

      Now I have actually seen one in real life, I can't understand why some people adore them. The are vile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I like watching the vids of rats being eaten by snakes and lizards, kek
        Nothing like watching that fat ugly puss of a rat's nose getting bit down on by a lizard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not gonna lie, see her on the glue trap was a satisfying sight. She had some stupid and disgusting habits and absolutely resisted all attemps to coax her to get back to nature.

          What a b***h.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gottem ... Some poison and a glue two did the task.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Free roaming snakes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In many ways humans replace snake as the ultimate predator of the rat.

      https://i.imgur.com/md93n7l.png

      Use a belt buckle

      >why not run around chasing a rodent that can fit inside a tin can, risking a septic bite, once you've got it cornered.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat them

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watch mousetrap mondays
    https://www.youtube.com/@ShawnWoodsprimitive-archer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love this show so fricking much. The guy is so expert at what works and what doesn't and how humane it is. He doesn't like using poison because its such a slow kill

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use a belt buckle

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    adopt it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A strong rat trap, not one of those wimpy plastic ones. Peanut butter, rancid if you have some, they just can't help themselves. If you're a compassionate soul, set them (get at least half a dozen) when you're around and wait to hear the snap, then immediately go over to it and bash the poor things head in with a heavy object (I use a big automotive wrench). Oftentimes the trap breaks the lower spine, not the neck and causes the little vermin a great deal of pain before it finally dies. It is absolutely necessary to kill them as soon as you can, and in my mind, if you must kill, do it quickly and cleanly as you can. If you can see one, there are probably several you don't see, so keep setting traps until it's been days since you got one. Let me reiterate, it is absolutely imperative that you kill all of them as soon as you can. If you hesitate or show mercy, not only will they frick your world, you will end up having to kill far far more of them in the future. I am listening to rat scratches in the ceiling right now. I didn't have the heart to kill a rat, and now I've been killing scores of it's descendants every week for the past six months. The whole property is lousy with them. I'm like mouse Hitler at this point lol. Don't be like me anons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >A strong rat trap, not one of those wimpy plastic ones.
      Thank you anon. I am going to get some massive metal mfs from Amazon as we speak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do they not have hardware stores where you're from or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Going to a hardware store is better than same day delivery from Amazon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >implying it isn't

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes.
            take a shower and go outside

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            stop giving your money to bezos and go support the local family owned business

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't use cheese to bait it. Rodents can't resist peanut butter. Just smear the delicious concoction under the bait holder. If you place it on top, they'll gently lick it off without tripping the trap. You want them to make an effort to get to it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i heard rats and mice don't even like cheese that much. where'd the age old stereotype come from

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >where'd the age old stereotype come from
            from cartoons like tom & jerry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            IIRC in ye olden days cheese was usually the easiest food to get at, meat was usually up on hooks, and oats and the like went in jars, but cheese was generally just stuffed in a cupboard.
            So when you found a mouse eating your food it usually wasn't hanging from the ceiling or inside your oatmeal pot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The thing to do is always to attack at the very first sign of trouble and eradicate them as quickly as possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Oftentimes the trap breaks the lower spine, not the neck and causes the little vermin a great deal of pain before it finally dies.
      Good.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Peanut butter, rancid if you have some, they just can't help themselves.
      My dad always used liverwurst or braunschweiger, but that maybe have just been an excuse for him to buy braunschweiger and liverwurst.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I got 2 rats in a single trap last week with a cherry tomato

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do you care so much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but I just dont like seeing anything being tormented.
        I've killed hundreds of mice and dozens of rats, and at some point I started feeling bad seeing some diseased vermin parasite of a creature slowly dying in a way I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
        If the trap doesn't kill them, it's the hammer or ratshot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >like mouse Hitler
      Will you invade mousecow? Or ratavia?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm like mouse Hitler at this point lol. Don't be like me anons
      The holomouse didn't even happen. Take a peek at this "death shower". Looks comfy to me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cute.

        vile

        ?t=6
        it's a pacarana. second largest rodents in the world

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bribe with cheese

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give it a cookie

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give it some cheese

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