Just found a fist sized european rat in the kitchen.
First time ever. How to ensure it leaves before morning, dead or alive.
How to kill rats or remove them.
Just found a fist sized european rat in the kitchen.
First time ever. How to ensure it leaves before morning, dead or alive.
Traps work great
You can leave a bucket with grease and the rat will jump inside and drown
>How to ensure it leaves before morning, dead or alive
Buy a cage, lure him in with a treat, keep him for two years and then cry like a bitch when he dies one day
This instructive video should tell you everything you need to know
It wont ever leave unless you physically remove it to a far away place or kill it
I would recommend either a 12 gauge, or a .308. Blast those verminous fucks back to whatever hell they came from.
get yourself a cobra or an mamba (black preferred oc) and vwala no more rats just make sure to pick up a rikitikitavi and you wont have a snake problem anymore either simple science anon just the bear nesesatees
Imagine if you could have your own personal nagini to keep the rodents at bay? Wouldn't that be awesome?
What happens when you wake up and it’s in your bed?
nagini has a spiritual link with her master. It would be just fine.
live traps
put bacon and peanut butter inside
relocate them.
Summon a demon. It kills all small animals within the house upon arrival. (Don't do around pregnat women, it kills fetuses too)
Get a cat. Works every time
thats how you get every bird in the vicinity killed while the rats roam free
Literally just poison it or use a glue trap. When you hear the retarded ass screaming, step on it.
I tried everything but as I said
poison and a glue trap worked. The poison weakened her and the glue trap finished her in a few hours. She wasn't really able to make a comeback.
Now I have actually seen one in real life, I can't understand why some people adore them. The are vile.
Honestly, I like watching the vids of rats being eaten by snakes and lizards, kek
Nothing like watching that fat ugly puss of a rat's nose getting bit down on by a lizard.
Not gonna lie, see her on the glue trap was a satisfying sight. She had some stupid and disgusting habits and absolutely resisted all attemps to coax her to get back to nature.
What a bitch.
Gottem ... Some poison and a glue two did the task.
Free roaming snakes
In many ways humans replace snake as the ultimate predator of the rat.
>why not run around chasing a rodent that can fit inside a tin can, risking a septic bite, once you've got it cornered.
Just eat them
Watch mousetrap mondays
https://www.youtube.com/@ShawnWoodsprimitive-archer
I love this show so fucking much. The guy is so expert at what works and what doesn't and how humane it is. He doesn't like using poison because its such a slow kill
Use a belt buckle
adopt it
A strong rat trap, not one of those wimpy plastic ones. Peanut butter, rancid if you have some, they just can't help themselves. If you're a compassionate soul, set them (get at least half a dozen) when you're around and wait to hear the snap, then immediately go over to it and bash the poor things head in with a heavy object (I use a big automotive wrench). Oftentimes the trap breaks the lower spine, not the neck and causes the little vermin a great deal of pain before it finally dies. It is absolutely necessary to kill them as soon as you can, and in my mind, if you must kill, do it quickly and cleanly as you can. If you can see one, there are probably several you don't see, so keep setting traps until it's been days since you got one. Let me reiterate, it is absolutely imperative that you kill all of them as soon as you can. If you hesitate or show mercy, not only will they fuck your world, you will end up having to kill far far more of them in the future. I am listening to rat scratches in the ceiling right now. I didn't have the heart to kill a rat, and now I've been killing scores of it's descendants every week for the past six months. The whole property is lousy with them. I'm like mouse Hitler at this point lol. Don't be like me anons.
>A strong rat trap, not one of those wimpy plastic ones.
Thank you anon. I am going to get some massive metal mfs from Amazon as we speak.
Do they not have hardware stores where you're from or something?
>Going to a hardware store is better than same day delivery from Amazon.
>implying it isn't
yes.
take a shower and go outside
stop giving your money to bezos and go support the local family owned business
Don't use cheese to bait it. Rodents can't resist peanut butter. Just smear the delicious concoction under the bait holder. If you place it on top, they'll gently lick it off without tripping the trap. You want them to make an effort to get to it.
i heard rats and mice don't even like cheese that much. where'd the age old stereotype come from
>where'd the age old stereotype come from
from cartoons like tom & jerry
IIRC in ye olden days cheese was usually the easiest food to get at, meat was usually up on hooks, and oats and the like went in jars, but cheese was generally just stuffed in a cupboard.
So when you found a mouse eating your food it usually wasn't hanging from the ceiling or inside your oatmeal pot.
The thing to do is always to attack at the very first sign of trouble and eradicate them as quickly as possible.
>Oftentimes the trap breaks the lower spine, not the neck and causes the little vermin a great deal of pain before it finally dies.
Good.
>Peanut butter, rancid if you have some, they just can't help themselves.
My dad always used liverwurst or braunschweiger, but that maybe have just been an excuse for him to buy braunschweiger and liverwurst.
I got 2 rats in a single trap last week with a cherry tomato
why do you care so much
Not him, but I just dont like seeing anything being tormented.
I've killed hundreds of mice and dozens of rats, and at some point I started feeling bad seeing some diseased vermin parasite of a creature slowly dying in a way I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
If the trap doesn't kill them, it's the hammer or ratshot.
>like mouse Hitler
Will you invade mousecow? Or ratavia?
>I'm like mouse Hitler at this point lol. Don't be like me anons
The holomouse didn't even happen. Take a peek at this "death shower". Looks comfy to me
Cute.
vile
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it's a pacarana. second largest rodents in the world
bribe with cheese
give it a cookie
give it some cheese