How the fuck did it happen?

How the frick did it happen?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you ever meet a rooster? Its just a tiny t rex.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What's up with nu-Wauf users and not being able to tell when a post is bait?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it didnt

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They evolved to trick us into taking care of them
    There are more of them than us and we slave away to give them cozy lives with as much food as they can eat and heating lamps

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "how it happened" is actually quite a gruesome story. That big fella starved to death if he survived the initial impact.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you know if T Rex weren't just big chickens?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely believe we need to look more into professional wienerfighting to understand how T rex live fight and die

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL
    *CLAP*
    YOUR
    *CLAP*
    FAVORITE
    *CLAP*
    DINOSAURS
    *CLAP*
    HAVE
    *CLAP*
    FEATHERS
    *CLAP*
    CHUD
    *CLAP*CLAP*

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a quite crazy to think about how the ancestors of dinosaurs from 65 million years ago are still here today.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..... we are here too. Thinking of synapsids is somewhat less of a mindfrick to you?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ironically Tyrannosaurus came from China as well lol.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is disputed. The fossil record is not entirely in order, full of huge gaps, and guessing who descended from who based on muh basal traits is stupid. The actual common ancestor could be and most likely is missing.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I bet t rex meat would have tasted really good.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >birds are highly derived forms of maniraptoran dinosaurs
    >TREX BECAME A CHICKEN!!!
    why

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds evolved from raptor type dinosaurs not T.rex.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to epistomology, you have no real proof dinosaurs ever existed. You have many things that support the theory that they did, but it's not able to be confirmed.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    birds MAY have evolved from a dinosaur lineage -> birds evolved from dinosaur lineage -> birds evolved from dinosaurs -> OH MY GOD BIRDS EVOLVED FROM T REXES BROS

    the popsci news pipeline

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first sentence is already old times. They did not MAY have evolved from a dinosaur lineage. They DID evolve from a dinosaur lineage. At this point it's almost as certain as humans evolving from a common ape ancestor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        birds are a lineage of dinosaurs
        Wauf likes to pretend it's still 1945 and fundies won the culture wars

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Wauf cruzade against feathered dinosaurs got way too far, and now they are doubting something already proven for 50 years at the very least (although speculation began as far as the 19th century).
          The next step is thinking dinosaurs are just big ancestors of lizards from a few thousand years ago, just like the first paleontologists.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    T-rex and modern birds are not directly related

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. In unstable conditions highly specialized species die and the generalists inherit the land.
    2. Generalists evolve to fill available niches and become highly specialized.
    The planet keep alternating between the two.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >t rex probably evolved on an entirely different continent from an entirely different lineage than the chinese sissy dinos
    irony

    T. rex' most obvious ancestors are all from china

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out every major dinosaur lineage hails from China
      Or so the CCP would have us believe

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The t rex has always been here wdym

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