How often does a goose get inside your house?

How often does a goose get inside your house?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geese are so brave.

    I was driving up to somebody's house today and there was a goose alongside the curb where I wanted to park and the goose wouldn't budge. I went around it and then got into the spot in reverse. I kept my eye on the goose with my passenger-side mirror thinking for sure that the goose would move with a car backing up on it and I didn't see it scurry away when it was totally in my blind spot, so I stopped and decided to just park where I was. I got out of my car, walked over to the goose seeing what was up with it and the fricker just hissed at me. Now, this was a completely different goose, but as I was leaving there was a goose in the middle of the road and I had to drive around this goose because it, too, stood its ground and didn't give a shit that I was in a car.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesn't want you to know this but you can legally hunt geese with a hunting license
    You can kill 10 geese per day and keep 30 dead geese at a time

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I am a goose.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does one tell if they're a human or a goose that's shaped like a human?

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can-a-da goo-se
    Oh no, I've been pronouncing it wrong my whole life

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kicked a goose a few weeks ago.
    >going for a walk with mum near river
    >see two geese other side of the river run down
    >'Oh look they're coming to see us'
    >as soon as they jump up onto the bank one goes for my mum
    >give it a kick and it runs off
    FRICK geese

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is a canadian goose in bongistan?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giss?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    truly a book no one with anatidaephobia would like to read.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    every other weeks i find a cat that I do not own in my house, at this rate if I find a goose I wouldn't be surprised.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever find the body?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are wondering what the yellow box is it's a Chinese camera identifying her
      In China each person gets their own box color determined by their gait

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the box so slow?

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you guys checked your surroundings before posting.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That image is incredibly sad

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        because he's not playing with the goose?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the last photo of this man. He was killed by the goose shortly after it was taken. The goose shot him.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-hayai!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I was little I used to give these guys hot cheetos and watch them freak out cause they're not used to spicy food lol

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds don't have receptors for capsaicin, they cant taste spicy food.
        Some bird seed mixes will actually include chili bits or be coated in pepper to discourage squirrels from eat it - chili peppers developed capsaicin to prevent mammals from eating their fruits, but allowing birds to do so because they'll scatter the seeds.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok mr killjoy

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a bit less ignorant now, friend

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