How often does a goose get inside your house? Posted on May 1, 2023 by Anonymous How often does a goose get inside your house?
Geese are so brave.
I was driving up to somebody's house today and there was a goose alongside the curb where I wanted to park and the goose wouldn't budge. I went around it and then got into the spot in reverse. I kept my eye on the goose with my passenger-side mirror thinking for sure that the goose would move with a car backing up on it and I didn't see it scurry away when it was totally in my blind spot, so I stopped and decided to just park where I was. I got out of my car, walked over to the goose seeing what was up with it and the fucker just hissed at me. Now, this was a completely different goose, but as I was leaving there was a goose in the middle of the road and I had to drive around this goose because it, too, stood its ground and didn't give a shit that I was in a car.
The government doesn't want you to know this but you can legally hunt geese with a hunting license
You can kill 10 geese per day and keep 30 dead geese at a time
Maybe I am a goose.
How does one tell if they're a human or a goose that's shaped like a human?
Oh no, I've been pronouncing it wrong my whole life
I kicked a goose a few weeks ago.
>going for a walk with mum near river
>see two geese other side of the river run down
>'Oh look they're coming to see us'
>as soon as they jump up onto the bank one goes for my mum
>give it a kick and it runs off
Why is a canadian goose in bongistan?
truly a book no one with anatidaephobia would like to read.
every other weeks i find a cat that I do not own in my house, at this rate if I find a goose I wouldn't be surprised.
Did they ever find the body?
If you are wondering what the yellow box is it's a Chinese camera identifying her
In China each person gets their own box color determined by their gait
Why is the box so slow?
Hope you guys checked your surroundings before posting.
That image is incredibly sad
because he's not playing with the goose?
This is the last photo of this man. He was killed by the goose shortly after it was taken. The goose shot him.
when I was little I used to give these guys hot cheetos and watch them freak out cause they're not used to Hispanicy food lol
Birds don't have receptors for capsaicin, they cant taste Hispanicy food.
Some bird seed mixes will actually include chili bits or be coated in pepper to discourage squirrels from eat it - chili peppers developed capsaicin to prevent mammals from eating their fruits, but allowing birds to do so because they'll scatter the seeds.
ok mr killjoy
You're a bit less ignorant now, friend