How long until we start killing these fuckers?

How long until we start killing these frickers?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day samegay

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully never

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont understand we HAVE to kill the orcas or bill gates' yacht will never be safe

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    basado, humans belong on land

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave them alone, they don't even have eyes.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll quickly figure out there's way more meat on might boats

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm insane since everywhere I go I see people treating this like a happy silly thing and not a serious fricking danger.
    I see people posting shit like "wow........ they know humans are polluting the earht...... rock on orcas......" and "im on their side FRICK the rich!!!" as if this mental contagion isn't going to get innocent people killed. It's like they think that these big dolphins are actually sapient and somehow know which boats are "good" boats.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean dog whales might literally be sapient, but yes I understand your point, they clearly are not targeting specific boats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      orca are one of the smartest creatures on earth, arguably on par with humans if not smarter, if they're doing something there's a reason for it. personally I think they're being territorial and trying to get the boats to frick off

      it's called empathy you fricking psycho
      some non-rich dude is gonna be out on his little dinky sailboat and get fricking annihilated because these creatures are still wild animals and not the magical sapient beings people imagine the yare

      orcas are one of the very few creatures on earth that qualify for the sapience label. they aren't like dogs or pigs which are "smart" relatively but not in actuality. orcas are the real shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Orcas are not more intelligent than pigs or elephants and just because you read that they developed different dialects changes nothing. Various songbirds developed dialects specific to certain areas as well. There is nothing special about orcas.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a legitimate idiot if you think pigs are smarter than orca, that's a genuinely moronic opinion.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually it isn't. Pigs have been proven time and time again to be one of the most intelligent animals in the world. You wouldn't think it, because well, they're pigs, but it's the truth.

              it's a shitload of biology shit, brain measurements. I'm gonna save myself looking like an autist and simplify it
              most animals humans regularly interact with are decently smart, including pigs, sheep, dogs, etc. but they don't even come close to the top of the list.
              taking into account things like cortex size/density and gyrencephaly (number and size of wrinkles on the brain), the list of smartest animals is mostly what would be expected:
              parrots/crows
              elephants
              great apes & monkeys
              seals/walrus
              humans
              whales/dolphins/porpoises

              humans absolutely mog 90% of them, but a few of them (primarily whales/dolphins/porpoises) come uncomfortably close to the human brain, with orcas shitting all over everything else with more than double the cortex neural count AND more than double the gyrencephaly index of humans.
              even taking into account brain adaptations to their aquatic habitat that realistically would make their brains less efficient than a human brain, their extreme intelligence is undeniable to anybody who looks into it for more than the first page of google clickbait articles. the only hit to them whatsoever is encephalization quotient, which is a relatively dated method that is only really accurate when comparing animals of similar mass.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I already knew that. I'm a cetacean autist myself.
                My question was: what makes orcas more intelligent than pigs? Brain wrinkles? Because if we were going by the amount of wrinkles on a brain, that means octopodes and ravens would be on no list ever. The point of those immense wrinkles is that when the cetaceans sleep with half of the brain, the other one needs to fulfill the entire coordination of all body functions, such as analysing sound profiles, breathing, locomotion and communication. That is also why their brain halves aren't nearly as well connected as in other mammals because each half needs to be able to function on its own. Interacting with something as highly specialised as echolocation in such an environment as the sea requires a lot of brain mass and that is what most of these wrinkles are for - spindle neurons would be a much more efficient way of determining an animal's intelligence and humpback whales mock everybody in this regard.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're conveniently ignoring cortex mass and that I already brought up the orca aquatic adaptation issue. even taking all of that into account, just half of an orca brain working independently has similar cortical neuron mass to an entire human brain. these aren't things that can be handwaves for the sake of a delusional opinion that a pig can compete on an intellectual level. a pig is a pig.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about pigs. I care about the opinion that brain wrinkles and cortex size makes orcas more intelligent than - to some - humans. What have they proven their intelligence with? Language? Problem solving? For decades, SeaWorld trapped these supposedly intelligent animals by netting them, demolishing the entire Southern Resident population. You'd think that after twenty years, they would pass on the knowledge on how to escape the herding boats or to swim over the nets. Furthermore, Southern Residents have been starving because the Chinook salmon is getting annihilated, yet they
                A, haven't figured out how to sustain themselves outside of salmon
                B, it took them almost three decades to expand their territory to look for food (citing the sighting of two males of the SRs by Monterey Bay Aquarium in 2020)
                Their teeth are adapted for salmon, I know but that doesn't mean they couldn't communicate with other orcas for help - for an animal being put so incredibly close to humans simply for their brain structure, exchange of knowledge and problem solving seems obvious. Elephants that never grew up or came in contact with the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust have been reported by them appearing randomly at their operational area when wounded, putting forward the theory that those elephants raised or treated by the SWT are able to pass on the rough location at which a friend might receive help at.
                No such cases exist for orcas and the SR are proof that their intelligence is far from what we define as such.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice essay loser, to bad I only read the first 2 sentences before imagining you looking like a soijak and then ignoring everything else 🙂

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually it isn't. Pigs have been proven time and time again to be one of the most intelligent animals in the world. You wouldn't think it, because well, they're pigs, but it's the truth.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quit playing the moron, contrarian.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >arguably on par with humans if not smarter
        i think the species which scientifically classified 'orca' and 'human' wins out here

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killer whales kills and eat sharks

    >I'm okay with them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharks are cooler than orcas

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but livyatan was cooler than sharks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're going extinct because of orcas, sharks are lone hunters making them inefficient, orcas on the other hand are extremely cooperative and have massive in group preference, commuter orcas even work together with dolphins

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You cannot kill them, they are apex predators, they have extreme in group preference, excellent teamwork and very high intelligence

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this by any chance a byproduct of orcas teaching each other to steal fish from fishing boats

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never?
    They literally are doing us a service, only being a threat to illegal migrants boats, rich c**t's mini-yachts and tourists who support indigenous orca whaling.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only being a threat to illegal migrants boats
      That's not what's happening, however. The are attacking everything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So? They aren't a threat to everything. Unless they start doing Great White breach and slams (which ends up killing the shark almost as much as the boaters), a smallish fishing boat would be safe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick boats I like orcas more

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, it’s just like reign of fire ….BUT WITH WHALES.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As far as I know whales are still hunted by countries like Japan and Norway.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should help them sink all boats

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all about balance really.

    Kill too few and they will kill you.

    Kill too many and aliens will show up and destroy the planet. Well that's what star trek advises anyway.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most onions boy advice I ever seen on this site. kys

  16. 10 months ago
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  17. 10 months ago
    Fat Fucking SAGE

    >it's another "I hate *insert popular/beloved animal species here*!" thread
    Grows in fields, do your jobs you worthless jannimals.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently this whole thing started because the leader of the pod was sliced up by a boat propeller and learned to associate all boats with that incident. Seriously though, talk about an outside context problem for the orcas. Like they're pretty clever dudes, they've probably figured out that boats have people on them, and maybe they've even realized that the people are controlling the boat. But I don't think they could ever in a million years conceptualize what we'll do to them if they don't stop sinking boats.

    >be young orca
    >see cool floating thing on water
    >hell yeah I'm gonna check this out
    >Get sliced up by spinning thing on the back that I couldn't see in the water
    >nearly die
    >mad.jpg
    >begin a conquest against the floating menace
    >teach the whole pod how to ram them until they tip over and avoid the sharp blades of death that they use as weapons
    >refuse to give up until every single enemy has been pulverized and sunk to the bottom of the ocean

    Imagine it's all going great for them until suddenly a whaling fleet shows up to handle the problem and they just fricking harpoon Darryl right in front of all of his friends. How on earth could they predict that we'd have sonar and guns and harpoons? Maybe I'm just autistic but it sort of blows my mind a little bit when I think of the perspectives here. These little dudes think they're fighting (and winning) a war against these evil monsters when in reality they're just starting to piss all the wrong people off. Crazy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      These guys, who are meant to be the most intelligent cetaceans period, and are smart enough to kill humans without being caught, have never once in their existence fathomed cooperating to weave a net or something

      So don't give them too much credit, they're not that much smarter than a chimp

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weaving with flippers is a bit difficult. They solve the problems they can with the abilities their bodies have.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not that much smarter than a chimp
        >implying

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're part of the dolphin family, no need to make a separate category

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pilot whale
          >second amd third highest neuron count
          How when theyre constantly beaching thenselves?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Intelligence correlates with suicide.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lust for humans, misunderstood as a beaching accident.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            suicide

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orcas cooperate and coordinate plenty enough during hunts. https://youtu.be/fs8ZveNZQ8g?t=96
        Why don't you try weaving a net without fingers, butthole.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's another "arrogant chimp" episode

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We managed to teach wolves and bears to fear us by killing them when they got close to our towns and orcas are a lot smarter than either.
      Sure it'll take a few orcas exploding into red goo but they'll learn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seriously though, talk about an outside context problem for the orcas.
      Fellow Culture reader, I take my hat off to you.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally has the name "killer whale"
    >actually kills
    >humans: 😮

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The irony is that an animal named killer whale has killed exactly zero humans in the wild

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        as far as you know

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are based.
          They sink migrant boats.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They sink migrant boats.
            that was a fake article. you fell for propaganda. not surprising really, rightoids aren't exactly the cream of the crop

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if a israelite didn't write it in a History book(tm) it didn't happen!!!
        absolutely boomer brained

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      : 😮
      They might attack humans but they don't attack people

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >called "whale"
      >it's actually a dolphin

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how they would like a quarter stick of dynamite dropped in the water right next to them when they are fricking with a boat?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. It's good they attack boats that steal their food. Too bad they cannot tell a trawler boat from a yacht.

    It's time for an animal revolution! No more fishing! Fish belong to the sea. They don't belong to McDonalds!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Too bad they cannot tell a trawler boat from a yacht
      This is happening in the Iberic Peninsula right?
      Watching a pod of Orcas fricking up your boat and seeing it starts to sink should be the scares situation on the sea
      I thought Orcas learned to not frick with us from the whaler days sbd the fact they have culture, but it seems they forgot.
      How much till we get the first report of a human being killed by Orcas in the wild?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but it seems they forgot.
        I rather think they're just fed up and fricking PISSED now.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the solution is to capture or straight up kill the ones with that behavior, as psychopath as it sounds, sooner or later this behavior will extend to all the region and cause at least one causality, and then there won't be solution since killing the entire population would be an disaster

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you even care? You're not sailing on a yacht any time soon.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's called empathy you fricking psycho
              some non-rich dude is gonna be out on his little dinky sailboat and get fricking annihilated because these creatures are still wild animals and not the magical sapient beings people imagine the yare

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool as frick

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                not my problem. there's ~8 billion other douchebags to take his place.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought Orcas learned to not frick with us from the whaler days
        No, Orcas have always been our allies, even back in the whaling days. Whalers for the large part avoided hurting Orcas because there wasn't that much value in their hunt. Orcas on their part learned quickly to follow whaling boats around to hunt the sharks that fed on the towed carcasses, and as such were seen as good luck charms.
        This is a betrayal on the human side, and a clear sign that Nature wants us to return to the age of sailboats.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Poor old Tom.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Whalers for the large part avoided hurting Orcas because there wasn't that much value in their hunt.
          It went further than that. Killers whales actively hounded whales back to whaling ships, and when they did, the whalers would repay them by giving them prize bits. It became a whaling law in some part, whalers would even tie down carcasses for the orcas to feed on them because they would only eat the lips, tongue and genitals and leave the rest for the whalers afterwards.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're sadistic fricks who kill sharks and dolphins for sport all the time, and would kill us if we spent enough time with them (this situation is proof)

      Orcas were a nature's mistake

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